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== Introduction to England ==

When John the Email returned to England in autumn of 1893, he introduced Emaileux to [[Aristotle|Gay Aristotle]], who suggested giving credit to Jean d'Emaileux. However, John did not give credit, as he was British in the 1800s. He anglicized the name to ''Email'', and rebranded with an [[out-of-touch corporate]] aesthetic. The stolen invention took off, with [[Franklin D. Roosevelt|King Roosevelt IV]] quoted saying "Email is the greatest invention since [[tote bag|tote bags]], which I don't know about since hasn't been invented yet." in his correspondence with [[Carl Czerny]].

When John the Email returned to England in autumn of 1893, he introduced Emaileux to [[Aristotle|Gay Aristotle]], who suggested giving [[credit]] to Jean d'Emaileux. However, John did not give credit, as he was British in the 1800s. He anglicized the name to ''Email'', and rebranded with an [[out-of-touch corporate]] aesthetic. The stolen invention took off, with [[Franklin D. Roosevelt|King Roosevelt IV]] quoted saying "Email is the greatest invention since [[tote bag|tote bags]], which I don't know about since hasn't been invented yet." in his correspondence with [[Carl Czerny]].

== Main feud ==

On November 21, 1893, Jean d'Emaileux sent an Email to John the Email asking him to give credit, or else he would ask the pope to excommunicate John. John did not care, as he was British. D'Emaileux subsequently complained on Twitter, causing John to be [[Doxx|doxxed]]. This did not deter John from his theft, however, as he doubled down by sending out pamphlets of the blueprint to email with split screen gameplay of [[Subway Surfers]]. Feeling defeated, Jean backed down from to feud, resigning to his mountain home to finish his essays on [[Jean d'Emaileux#Homosexual affairs|sexual liberation]].

On November 21, 1893, Jean d'Emaileux sent an Email to John the Email asking him to give credit, or else he would ask the [[pope]] to excommunicate John. John did not care, as he was British. D'Emaileux subsequently complained on Twitter, causing John to be [[Doxx|doxxed]]. This did not deter John from his theft, however, as he doubled down by sending out pamphlets of the blueprint to email with split screen gameplay of [[Subway Surfers]]. Feeling defeated, Jean backed down from to feud, resigning to his mountain home to finish his essays on [[Jean d'Emaileux#Homosexual affairs|sexual liberation]].

== End of feud ==

After a close call with death in a [[Dave Matthews Band incident|boating accident]], John the Email had a change of heart. He decided to give full credit of the invention of Email to Jean d'Emaileux. His first step was to send an apology letter, not email, to d'Emaileux. Unfortunately, the decision to use paper was a mistake, as he received a papercut and bled to death, eventually dying on September 11th, 1901. Jean d'Emaileux did not live long enough to see himself getting credit for his invention.

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 == Introduction to England ==
-When John the Email returned to England in autumn of 1893, he introduced Emaileux to [[Aristotle|Gay Aristotle]], who suggested giving credit to Jean d'Emaileux. However, John did not give credit, as he was British in the 1800s. He anglicized the name to ''Email'', and rebranded with an [[out-of-touch corporate]] aesthetic. The stolen invention took off, with [[Franklin D. Roosevelt|King Roosevelt IV]] quoted saying "Email is the greatest invention since [[tote bag|tote bags]], which I don't know about since hasn't been invented yet." in his correspondence with [[Carl Czerny]].
+When John the Email returned to England in autumn of 1893, he introduced Emaileux to [[Aristotle|Gay Aristotle]], who suggested giving [[credit]] to Jean d'Emaileux. However, John did not give credit, as he was British in the 1800s. He anglicized the name to ''Email'', and rebranded with an [[out-of-touch corporate]] aesthetic. The stolen invention took off, with [[Franklin D. Roosevelt|King Roosevelt IV]] quoted saying "Email is the greatest invention since [[tote bag|tote bags]], which I don't know about since hasn't been invented yet." in his correspondence with [[Carl Czerny]].
 == Main feud ==
-On November 21, 1893, Jean d'Emaileux sent an Email to John the Email asking him to give credit, or else he would ask the pope to excommunicate John. John did not care, as he was British. D'Emaileux subsequently complained on Twitter, causing John to be [[Doxx|doxxed]]. This did not deter John from his theft, however, as he doubled down by sending out pamphlets of the blueprint to email with split screen gameplay of [[Subway Surfers]]. Feeling defeated, Jean backed down from to feud, resigning to his mountain home to finish his essays on [[Jean d'Emaileux#Homosexual affairs|sexual liberation]].
+On November 21, 1893, Jean d'Emaileux sent an Email to John the Email asking him to give credit, or else he would ask the [[pope]] to excommunicate John. John did not care, as he was British. D'Emaileux subsequently complained on Twitter, causing John to be [[Doxx|doxxed]]. This did not deter John from his theft, however, as he doubled down by sending out pamphlets of the blueprint to email with split screen gameplay of [[Subway Surfers]]. Feeling defeated, Jean backed down from to feud, resigning to his mountain home to finish his essays on [[Jean d'Emaileux#Homosexual affairs|sexual liberation]].
 == End of feud ==
 After a close call with death in a [[Dave Matthews Band incident|boating accident]], John the Email had a change of heart. He decided to give full credit of the invention of Email to Jean d'Emaileux. His first step was to send an apology letter, not email, to d'Emaileux. Unfortunately, the decision to use paper was a mistake, as he received a papercut and bled to death, eventually dying on September 11th, 1901. Jean d'Emaileux did not live long enough to see himself getting credit for his invention.
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