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== Marjoram Tater Greens == | == Marjoram Tater Greens == | ||
Marjoram Tater Greens | Marjoram Tater Greens is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater. | ||
=== Ingredients === | |||
* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion | * Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion | ||
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* Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit | * Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit | ||
=== Preparation === | |||
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny. | Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny. | ||
Latest revision as of 18:01, 27 March 2026
Marjoram Tater Greens
Marjoram Tater Greens is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the Make America Scran Again movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.
Ingredients
- Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
- Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
- Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit
Preparation
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.