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-{{See also|Margaret Thatcher}}'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain.
+{{for|PISS|the Pronounmail Interesting Suite of Software|piss (disambiguation)}}
+{{distinguish|beer}}
+{{see also|Margaret Thatcher}}
+[[File:1 trillion beers.jpg|thumb|A lovely pint]]
+'''Piss''', also known as '''Pee''', also known as '''Urine''', also known as '''Epic Yellow''', is an awesome bodily fluid that is most often wasted down the drain.
+== Saucentific debate surrounding Piss ==
+Beginning around the 450th century BCE, some people within the Global Sauce Alliance believed Piss to be a type of [[sauce]]. This prompted the formation of two factions within the organisation, and the ferocity of their debates led to a one-minute nuclear war, after which both sides concluded that they couldn't be arsed. However, the extremist wing of the pro-piss-sauce faction decided that if piss couldn't be a sauce, they ought to eliminate food, and devised a plan to do so, culminating in the creation of the concept of the Omnisauce, a sauce that tastes like everything that everyone can have all of the time that would end the culinary arts as we know them. Confusingly, the Omnisauce does not contain piss.
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