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{{tombox|Note to all users: The UK is a horrible place, and I am trying to reflect that here. This article is written from the point of view of someone who amalgamates all the worst in bigotry in this country, except for the last section. I agree with none of what comes before it.}}

'''Woking''' is a town in The Glorious ~~Christian~~ Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our British values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate quantum physics when they enter the country on small boats. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.

'''Woking''' is a town in The Glorious [[Jesus|Christ]]ian Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our [[Great Britain|British]] values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate [[quantum physics]] when they enter the country on small [[sailing|boats]]. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.

All of the below absolutely definitely happens in Woking, because I saw this post on Facebook and it really opened my eyes.

All of the below absolutely definitely happens in Woking, because I saw this post on [[Facebook]] and it really opened my eyes.

== History ==

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''See also: [[Day in the Life of a Faggot Apologist]]''

Every day, the one remaining white "person" in Woking (since everyone else has obviously been driven out by the harsh Sharia law that is totally in place trust me bro) wakes up and apologises for being white, before putting on "THEIR" pronouns trousers, dying "THEIR" hair in some silly colours that I don't like, and going out to the University campus to be a lazy, good-for-nothing arts student, and learn how to be even more ashamed of being white and British, in addition to how to indoctrinate children into being gender-freak monsters like "THEM".

Every day, the one remaining white "person" in Woking (since everyone else has obviously been driven out by the harsh Sharia law that is totally in place trust me bro) wakes up and apologises for being [[Category:White People|white]], before putting on "THEIR" pronouns trousers, dying "THEIR" hair in some silly [[Template:Colours.css|colours]] that I don't like, and going out to the University campus to be a lazy, good-for-nothing arts student, and learn how to be even more ashamed of being white and British, in addition to how to indoctrinate children into being gender-freak monsters like "THEM".

Thanks to the sheer amount of electric scooters and people wearing hoodies, many parts of Woking are "no-go areas" according to the police. That is, except for all the people who are living there, and the fact that said police report had no such words in it. But whatever. The police are probably Wokies too, and the people that live there aren't ''really'' people. Well, you know what I mean.

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== Education in Woking ==

Instead of prioritising English and Maths and Sciences (the REAL, USEFUL subjects), they teach ART and HISTORY (the WOKE subjects!!). Also, in Maths, they say that GIVING THE RIGHT ANSWER is LITERALLY RACIST, and they DENY British children the TOP GRADES... BECAUSE OF WOKE!! And, and uh, they DON'T teach that 2 + 2 EQUALS 4, no, now it has to, erm, be EQUITABLE TO 4!!!!!!! HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT!!!!!! THEY ALSO TEACH THAT SLAVERY WAS BAD AND I GUESS I HAVE TO BE ANGRY AT THAT!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!! RAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH— ''(falls over and dies of dysentery)''

Instead of prioritising English and [[Mathematics|Maths]] and Sciences (the REAL, USEFUL subjects), they teach ART and HISTORY (the WOKE subjects!!). Also, in Maths, they say that GIVING THE RIGHT ANSWER is LITERALLY RACIST, and they DENY British children the TOP GRADES... BECAUSE OF WOKE!! And, and uh, they DON'T teach that 2 + 2 EQUALS 4, no, now it has to, erm, be EQUITABLE TO 4!!!!!!! HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT!!!!!! THEY ALSO TEACH THAT SLAVERY WAS BAD AND I GUESS I HAVE TO BE ANGRY AT THAT!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!! RAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH— ''(falls over and dies of dysentery)''

== Back to reality ==

== Back to reality, ope, there goes gravity, ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody, better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him ==

I have never been to Woking. I'm certain it's actually very nice, and doubly certain it's nothing like this deranged fantasy. If you're from there, salutations!

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-{{tombox|Note to all users: The UK is a horrible place, and I am trying to reflect that here. This article is written from the point of view of someone who amalgamates all the worst in bigotry in this country, except for the last section. I agree with none of what comes before it.}}
+{{tombox|Note to all users: The UK is a horrible place.}}
-'''Woking''' is a town in The Glorious Christian Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our British values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate quantum physics when they enter the country on small boats. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.
+'''Woking''' is a town in The Glorious [[Jesus|Christ]]ian Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our [[Great Britain|British]] values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate [[quantum physics]] when they enter the country on small [[sailing|boats]]. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.
-All of the below absolutely definitely happens in Woking, because I saw this post on Facebook and it really opened my eyes.
+All of the below absolutely definitely happens in Woking, because I saw this post on [[Facebook]] and it really opened my eyes.
 == History ==
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 ''See also: [[Day in the Life of a Faggot Apologist]]''
-Every day, the one remaining white "person" in Woking (since everyone else has obviously been driven out by the harsh Sharia law that is totally in place trust me bro) wakes up and apologises for being white, before putting on "THEIR" pronouns trousers, dying "THEIR" hair in some silly colours that I don't like, and going out to the University campus to be a lazy, good-for-nothing arts student, and learn how to be even more ashamed of being white and British, in addition to how to indoctrinate children into being gender-freak monsters like "THEM".
+Every day, the one remaining white "person" in Woking (since everyone else has obviously been driven out by the harsh Sharia law that is totally in place trust me bro) wakes up and apologises for being [[Category:White People|white]], before putting on "THEIR" pronouns trousers, dying "THEIR" hair in some silly [[Template:Colours.css|colours]] that I don't like, and going out to the University campus to be a lazy, good-for-nothing arts student, and learn how to be even more ashamed of being white and British, in addition to how to indoctrinate children into being gender-freak monsters like "THEM".
 Thanks to the sheer amount of electric scooters and people wearing hoodies, many parts of Woking are "no-go areas" according to the police. That is, except for all the people who are living there, and the fact that said police report had no such words in it. But whatever. The police are probably Wokies too, and the people that live there aren't ''really'' people. Well, you know what I mean.
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 == Education in Woking ==
-Instead of prioritising English and Maths and Sciences (the REAL, USEFUL subjects), they teach ART and HISTORY (the WOKE subjects!!). Also, in Maths, they say that GIVING THE RIGHT ANSWER is LITERALLY RACIST, and they DENY British children the TOP GRADES... BECAUSE OF WOKE!! And, and uh, they DON'T teach that 2 + 2 EQUALS 4, no, now it has to, erm, be EQUITABLE TO 4!!!!!!! HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT!!!!!! THEY ALSO TEACH THAT SLAVERY WAS BAD AND I GUESS I HAVE TO BE ANGRY AT THAT!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!! RAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH—  ''(falls over and dies of dysentery)''
+Instead of prioritising English and [[Mathematics|Maths]] and Sciences (the REAL, USEFUL subjects), they teach ART and HISTORY (the WOKE subjects!!). Also, in Maths, they say that GIVING THE RIGHT ANSWER is LITERALLY RACIST, and they DENY British children the TOP GRADES... BECAUSE OF WOKE!! And, and uh, they DON'T teach that 2 + 2 EQUALS 4, no, now it has to, erm, be EQUITABLE TO 4!!!!!!! HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT!!!!!! THEY ALSO TEACH THAT SLAVERY WAS BAD AND I GUESS I HAVE TO BE ANGRY AT THAT!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!! RAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH—  ''(falls over and dies of dysentery)''
-== Back to reality ==
+== Back to reality, ope, there goes gravity, ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody, better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him ==
 I have never been to Woking. I'm certain it's actually very nice, and doubly certain it's nothing like this deranged fantasy. If you're from there, salutations!