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Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "[[URETHRA!!]]", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.

As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[~~Quantum Physics~~|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].

As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[quantum physics|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].

However, Arse realised that the sheer level of [[swag]] achieved through these newly-discovered "homosexual" acts was enough to provoke space-time anomalies, resulting in the formation of black holes which could be dangerous to life, so they had to be stopped. Thankfully, the only areas where these appeared were in then-uninhabited areas of [[Great Britain]], where they remain to this day beneath most suburban towns, sucking the life and soul out of them and any of their visitors or inhabitants.

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 Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "[[URETHRA!!]]", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.
-As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[Quantum Physics|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].
+As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[quantum physics|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].
 However, Arse realised that the sheer level of [[swag]] achieved through these newly-discovered "homosexual" acts was enough to provoke space-time anomalies, resulting in the formation of black holes which could be dangerous to life, so they had to be stopped. Thankfully, the only areas where these appeared were in then-uninhabited areas of [[Great Britain]], where they remain to this day beneath most suburban towns, sucking the life and soul out of them and any of their visitors or inhabitants.