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[[File:Wikipedia 88x31 anim.gif|thumb|This 8831 is kinda cool though. Respect]]

[[File:Wikipedia 88x31 anim.gif|thumb|This 8831 is kinda cool though. [[Respect]].]]

'''Wikipedia''' is the [[pronounmail the wiki]] for Losers. It's written by normal people with way less [[swag]] than us aura lobsters here at pronouns mail the wiky

== How work ==

In a blatant act of plagiarism, Wikipedia's structure is copied almost entirely from that of '''pronounmail the wiki''', in that anyone can edit a page. However, these hapless cretins require edits to be "rEVieWeD" in many cases, destroying all opportunities for joy or whimsy such as those which often occur in our wondrous realm.

== Why ==

Some people want to put true things on the internet without being funny. This is unacceptable. These people disgrace the true purpose of the internet.<ref>(also on the rare occasion they do try being funny it ends up as some form of obtuse, overly referential, hyper-self-indulgent, early 2000s nerd humour. idk if that's a helpful description, but i don't know how else to describe it at all. it's worth at least a journal's worth of study all to itself honestly.)</ref>

== What is the true purpose of the Internet ==

meow :3

== What can be done ==

'''pronounmail the wiki''' at present has no plan of action against the threat to [[fun]] posed by the tedious bureaucrats at Wikipedia...

...is the official line. As we speak, tactical nya-bombs, [[Sauce|omnisauce]] gas, and humorously-named neurotoxins are being prepared, overseen by our esteemed colleague and inventor of weapons, John Weapons. In the coming days, these will be unleashed on the ever-so-well-kept world of the Wikipedians, decimating their virtual infrastructure and leaving only '''pronounmail the wiki''' as the final arbiters of truth on the Internet. Their war on error ends here.

== What has been said ==

{{quote|Sir, a second unreviewed edit has hit the page.|george bussy}}

== Controversies? ==

They consider "controversies" sections to be hackneyed and boring. They're probably right. Counterpoint: fuck you.

== Are there any notes ==

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-[[File:Wikipedia 88x31 anim.gif|thumb|This 8831 is kinda cool though. Respect]]
+[[File:Wikipedia 88x31 anim.gif|thumb|This 8831 is kinda cool though. [[Respect]].]]
 '''Wikipedia''' is the [[pronounmail the wiki]] for Losers. It's written by normal people with way less [[swag]] than us aura lobsters here at pronouns mail the wiky
+== How work ==
+In a blatant act of plagiarism, Wikipedia's structure is copied almost entirely from that of '''pronounmail the wiki''', in that anyone can edit a page. However, these hapless cretins require edits to be "rEVieWeD" in many cases, destroying all opportunities for joy or whimsy such as those which often occur in our wondrous realm.
+== Why ==
+Some people want to put true things on the internet without being funny. This is unacceptable. These people disgrace the true purpose of the internet.<ref>(also on the rare occasion they do try being funny it ends up as some form of obtuse, overly referential, hyper-self-indulgent, early 2000s nerd humour. idk if that's a helpful description, but i don't know how else to describe it at all. it's worth at least a journal's worth of study all to itself honestly.)</ref>
+== What is the true purpose of the Internet ==
+meow :3
+== What can be done ==
+'''pronounmail the wiki''' at present has no plan of action against the threat to [[fun]] posed by the tedious bureaucrats at Wikipedia...
+...is the official line. As we speak, tactical nya-bombs, [[Sauce|omnisauce]] gas, and humorously-named neurotoxins are being prepared, overseen by our esteemed colleague and inventor of weapons, John Weapons. In the coming days, these will be unleashed on the ever-so-well-kept world of the Wikipedians, decimating their virtual infrastructure and leaving only '''pronounmail the wiki''' as the final arbiters of truth on the Internet. Their war on error ends here.
+== What has been said ==
+{{quote|Sir, a second unreviewed edit has hit the page.|george bussy}}
+== Controversies? ==
+They consider "controversies" sections to be hackneyed and boring. They're probably right. Counterpoint: fuck you.
+== Are there any notes ==
 {{stub}}