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'''The Moon''' is [[Earth]]'s greatest companion and we don't deserve her.
'''The Moon''' is [[Earth]]'s greatest companion and we don't deserve her.
She was built circa 200 BC and launched into earth's orbit via daisy-chained trebuchets.


== Reasons why the Moon is lovely ==
== Reasons why the Moon is lovely ==
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* Like a big star (but it's a big rock)
* Like a big star (but it's a big rock)
* Can change shape
* Can change shape
* She commands the oceans
* [[Her|She]] commands the [[oceans]]
* Evil? (Possibly)
* [[:Category:Evil Pages|Evil]]? (Possibly) /pos (short for possibly)
 
== Controversies ==
Many scientists believe the moon has been plotting some sort of dreadful occurrence. We cannot let this happen
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[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]