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The book includes various instructions on how to run a software business, many of these instructions wound up being applied in the future, such as the spread of subscription services:

{{quote|Thou shall not provide the user with wares with a singular fee, for the wealth comes from the fees coming in repetition. ~~Doth~~ shall convince him to pay a fare, once a moon, for his salvation.|Adobe 2:3}}

{{quote|Thou shall not provide the user with wares with a singular fee, for the wealth comes from the fees coming in repetition. Thou shall convince him to pay a fare, once a moon, for his salvation.|Adobe 2:3}}

Several verses refer to a future savior, who will guide all Techbros to a future tech utopia. As of now it seems as though this supposed savior hasn't arrived yet.

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Many verses also include orders on how to live as a Techbro and how the ideal Techbro must act and think.

{{quote|The discipline of the fraternity is crucial, for all ~~your~~ behavior must be that of ~~your~~ youth as a young fraternityman. ~~Thou~~ lack of maturity will guide to great wealth, which will lead to great maidens of equal depth to thee.|Gemini 4:20}}

{{quote|The discipline of the fraternity is crucial, for all thy behavior must be that of thy youth as a young fraternityman. Thy lack of maturity will guide to great wealth, which will lead to great maidens of equal depth to thee.|Gemini 4:20}}

== History ==

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 The book includes various instructions on how to run a software business, many of these instructions wound up being applied in the future, such as the spread of subscription services:
-{{quote|Thou shall not provide the user with wares with a singular fee, for the wealth comes from the fees coming in repetition. Doth shall convince him to pay a fare, once a moon, for his salvation.|Adobe 2:3}}
+{{quote|Thou shall not provide the user with wares with a singular fee, for the wealth comes from the fees coming in repetition. Thou shall convince him to pay a fare, once a moon, for his salvation.|Adobe 2:3}}
 Several verses refer to a future savior, who will guide all Techbros to a future tech utopia. As of now it seems as though this supposed savior hasn't arrived yet.
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 Many verses also include orders on how to live as a Techbro and how the ideal Techbro must act and think.
-{{quote|The discipline of the fraternity is crucial, for all your behavior must be that of your youth as a young fraternityman. Thou lack of maturity will guide to great wealth, which will lead to great maidens of equal depth to thee.|Gemini 4:20}}
+{{quote|The discipline of the fraternity is crucial, for all thy behavior must be that of thy youth as a young fraternityman. Thy lack of maturity will guide to great wealth, which will lead to great maidens of equal depth to thee.|Gemini 4:20}}
 == History ==