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'''Jesus ‘the Sex Understander’ of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.

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== Death 1 ==

Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One of the Jesus subfandoms, often known as ~~Catholic~~, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.

Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One of the Jesus subfandoms, often known as Catholicism, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.

== Resurrection ==

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 '''Jesus ‘the Sex Understander’ of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.
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 == Death 1 ==
-Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One of the Jesus subfandoms, often known as Catholic, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.
+Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One of the Jesus subfandoms, often known as Catholicism, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.
 == Resurrection ==