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A hypothesis is like, what if, like, there was a thing. It's like, an idea of a thing, y'know? It like, [[Quantum Physics|exists and doesn't at the same time]], dude... heavy, man... | A hypothesis is like, what if, like, there was a thing. It's like, an idea of a thing, y'know? It like, [[Quantum Physics|exists and doesn't at the same time]], dude... heavy, man... | ||
== In education == | |||
In January 1996 [[CD]], [[John Hypothesis]], inventor of hypotheses, hypothesised to a class of 30 students at the Artemis [[Moon|Lunar]] University about a hypothetical Hypothesis Studies course. They hypothesised that their pupils would return weekly for the next 6 months, and, to hear more about the hypothesis, they did. (Apart from Barry, he had some things on at the time.) By entertaining this increasingly detailed hypothesis of what would be taught in a hypothetical Hypothesis Studies class, Hypothesis' students were in fact taking part in the very first course of what is now a cornerstone of education across the Solar System... hypotheticaly speaking, that is. This is because, to this day, Hypothesis Studies remains simply an elaborate hypothesis which the entire Solar System collectively entertains. In fact, part of the course in the modern day is attempting to answer the question of whether there is a meaningful distinction between hypothetical existence or actual existence with regard to the course itself. I don't know what they've concluded, though, if anything—I don't answer hypothetical questions. | In January 1996 [[CD]], [[John Hypothesis]], inventor of hypotheses, hypothesised to a class of 30 students at the Artemis [[Moon|Lunar]] University about a hypothetical Hypothesis Studies course. They hypothesised that their pupils would return weekly for the next 6 months, and, to hear more about the hypothesis, they did. (Apart from Barry, he had some things on at the time.) By entertaining this increasingly detailed hypothesis of what would be taught in a hypothetical Hypothesis Studies class, Hypothesis' students were in fact taking part in the very first course of what is now a cornerstone of education across the Solar System... hypotheticaly speaking, that is. This is because, to this day, Hypothesis Studies remains simply an elaborate hypothesis which the entire Solar System collectively entertains. In fact, part of the course in the modern day is attempting to answer the question of whether there is a meaningful distinction between hypothetical existence or actual existence with regard to the course itself. I don't know what they've concluded, though, if anything—I don't answer hypothetical questions. | ||
== Notable quotes == | |||
{{quote|Let's say, hypothetically, I was a quirked-up [[:Category:White People|white boy]], busting it down [[sex]]ual style. Would I, for the sake of argument, be goated with the [[sauce]]?|Ben "Fucking Aquaman" Shapiro}} | {{quote|Let's say, hypothetically, I was a quirked-up [[:Category:White People|white boy]], busting it down [[sex]]ual style. Would I, for the sake of argument, be goated with the [[sauce]]?|Ben "Fucking Aquaman" Shapiro}} | ||
Revision as of 20:30, 1 August 2025
A hypothesis is like, what if, like, there was a thing. It's like, an idea of a thing, y'know? It like, exists and doesn't at the same time, dude... heavy, man...
In education
In January 1996 CD, John Hypothesis, inventor of hypotheses, hypothesised to a class of 30 students at the Artemis Lunar University about a hypothetical Hypothesis Studies course. They hypothesised that their pupils would return weekly for the next 6 months, and, to hear more about the hypothesis, they did. (Apart from Barry, he had some things on at the time.) By entertaining this increasingly detailed hypothesis of what would be taught in a hypothetical Hypothesis Studies class, Hypothesis' students were in fact taking part in the very first course of what is now a cornerstone of education across the Solar System... hypotheticaly speaking, that is. This is because, to this day, Hypothesis Studies remains simply an elaborate hypothesis which the entire Solar System collectively entertains. In fact, part of the course in the modern day is attempting to answer the question of whether there is a meaningful distinction between hypothetical existence or actual existence with regard to the course itself. I don't know what they've concluded, though, if anything—I don't answer hypothetical questions.
Notable quotes
Let's say, hypothetically, I was a quirked-up white boy, busting it down sexual style. Would I, for the sake of argument, be goated with the sauce?
— Ben "Fucking Aquaman" Shapiro