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Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive [[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerk]]. This is why he became an airport. | Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive [[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerk]]. This is why he became an airport. | ||
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== Revolutions == | |||
{{see also|rotation}} | |||
France is best known for its numerous revolutions. In fact, the hit game series ''[[Dance]] [[Dance]] Revolution'' was inspired by an earlier game, ''France France Revolution'', in which players moved their feet onto four pads which would release [[Guillotine|guillotines]] onto aristocrats which passed through. The aim was to time the drops of the blades such that they lined up with their necks, beheading as much of the aristocracy as possible in a set duration. | |||
== Spin-offs == | |||
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In 1524 BCE (Before Canned Eggwhites), the production staff behind France and Assassin’s Creed decided to start a spin-off based in North America, despite the fact that there were already people there. Luckily, the French are unbound by morals. It was initially known as "Can-Do", possibly thanks to the "can-do" attitude of the colonists, though perhaps more accurately as a reflection of the "we can do what the fuck we want" attitude of the producers. However, because French is a speech impairment, everyone mistakenly pronounced it "Canada", which originally was the name of an all-bear garage punk band from Lithuania. By the time it decided to break off from the direction of the French production staff in 1867 ACE (After Canned Eggwhites), the name had stuck, and it set out to have the weirdest exports yet known to man, such as mediocre coffee, tree syrup, mooses (meese?), and apologising. Sorry. | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:57, 28 July 2025
France is allegedly a country.
History
The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls, who invented the gaulbladder. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: jerque /ʒɛʁk/). Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon[1]. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive jerk. This is why he became an airport.
- ↑ Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.
Revolutions
France is best known for its numerous revolutions. In fact, the hit game series Dance Dance Revolution was inspired by an earlier game, France France Revolution, in which players moved their feet onto four pads which would release guillotines onto aristocrats which passed through. The aim was to time the drops of the blades such that they lined up with their necks, beheading as much of the aristocracy as possible in a set duration.
Spin-offs
In 1524 BCE (Before Canned Eggwhites), the production staff behind France and Assassin’s Creed decided to start a spin-off based in North America, despite the fact that there were already people there. Luckily, the French are unbound by morals. It was initially known as "Can-Do", possibly thanks to the "can-do" attitude of the colonists, though perhaps more accurately as a reflection of the "we can do what the fuck we want" attitude of the producers. However, because French is a speech impairment, everyone mistakenly pronounced it "Canada", which originally was the name of an all-bear garage punk band from Lithuania. By the time it decided to break off from the direction of the French production staff in 1867 ACE (After Canned Eggwhites), the name had stuck, and it set out to have the weirdest exports yet known to man, such as mediocre coffee, tree syrup, mooses (meese?), and apologising. Sorry.