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[[File:Jork PCP McFuckingPants.png|thumb|Let me ask you this though: Isn't this weather lovely?]]

'''Jork PCP McFuckingPants''' is a podcast host, opera singer and former disgraced sports mouthtalker best known for never having opinions on anything. He hosts a podcast called "The Nice Experience" where he brings on very friendly guests to say nice things. Under no circumstance are guests allowed to question anything, spout opinions or speak factually.

'''Jork PCP McFuckingPants''' is a [[podcast]] host, opera singer and former disgraced sports mouthtalker best known for never having opinions on anything. He hosts a podcast called "The Nice Experience" where he brings on very friendly guests to say nice things. Under no circumstance are guests allowed to question anything, spout opinions or speak factually.

== Career ==

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== Change in format ==

[[File:The Facts Chute.png|thumb|Dare to make verifiable claims? Down the hatch with you!]]

In the aftermath of the smiting incident, while many in the technology community came to Jork's defense, much national attention was paid to the aftermath and safety concerns for future guests. Jork decided to take the podcast off air, ask ChatGPT about it, and decided to change to the modern format. A new feature was introduced: The Facts Chute. If a guest makes a verifiable claim and neglects to add the "both sides" disclaimer, McFuckingPants drops them down a long shaft into an octagonal arena, where they will have to engage in hand-to-hand combat with rabid self-proclaimed experts recruited on a variety of social networks.

In the aftermath of the smiting incident, while many in the technology community came to Jork's defense, much national attention was paid to the aftermath and safety concerns for future guests. Jork decided to take the podcast off air, ask [[ChatGPT]] about it, and decided to change to the modern format. A new feature was introduced: The Facts Chute. If a guest makes a verifiable claim and neglects to add the "both sides" disclaimer, McFuckingPants drops them down a long shaft into an octagonal arena, where they will have to engage in hand-to-hand combat with rabid self-proclaimed experts recruited on a variety of social networks.

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 [[File:Jork PCP McFuckingPants.png|thumb|Let me ask you this though: Isn't this weather lovely?]]
-'''Jork PCP McFuckingPants''' is a podcast host, opera singer and former disgraced sports mouthtalker best known for never having opinions on anything. He hosts a podcast called "The Nice Experience" where he brings on very friendly guests to say nice things. Under no circumstance are guests allowed to question anything, spout opinions or speak factually.
+'''Jork PCP McFuckingPants''' is a [[podcast]] host, opera singer and former disgraced sports mouthtalker best known for never having opinions on anything. He hosts a podcast called "The Nice Experience" where he brings on very friendly guests to say nice things. Under no circumstance are guests allowed to question anything, spout opinions or speak factually.
 == Career ==
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 == Change in format ==
 [[File:The Facts Chute.png|thumb|Dare to make verifiable claims? Down the hatch with you!]]
-In the aftermath of the smiting incident, while many in the technology community came to Jork's defense, much national attention was paid to the aftermath and safety concerns for future guests. Jork decided to take the podcast off air, ask ChatGPT about it, and decided to change to the modern format. A new feature was introduced: The Facts Chute. If a guest makes a verifiable claim and neglects to add the "both sides" disclaimer, McFuckingPants drops them down a long shaft into an octagonal arena, where they will have to engage in hand-to-hand combat with rabid self-proclaimed experts recruited on a variety of social networks.
+In the aftermath of the smiting incident, while many in the technology community came to Jork's defense, much national attention was paid to the aftermath and safety concerns for future guests. Jork decided to take the podcast off air, ask [[ChatGPT]] about it, and decided to change to the modern format. A new feature was introduced: The Facts Chute. If a guest makes a verifiable claim and neglects to add the "both sides" disclaimer, McFuckingPants drops them down a long shaft into an octagonal arena, where they will have to engage in hand-to-hand combat with rabid self-proclaimed experts recruited on a variety of social networks.