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[[File:Jork PCP McFuckingPants.png|thumb|Let me ask you this though: Isn't this weather lovely?]] | [[File:Jork PCP McFuckingPants.png|thumb|Let me ask you this though: Isn't this weather lovely?]] | ||
'''Jork PCP McFuckingPants''' is a podcast host, opera singer and former disgraced sports mouthtalker best known for never having opinions on anything. He hosts a podcast called "The Nice Experience" where he brings on very friendly guests to say nice things. Under no circumstance are guests allowed to question anything, spout opinions or speak factually. | '''Jork PCP McFuckingPants''' is a [[podcast]] host, opera singer and former disgraced sports mouthtalker best known for never having opinions on anything. He hosts a podcast called "The Nice Experience" where he brings on very friendly guests to say nice things. Under no circumstance are guests allowed to question anything, spout opinions or speak factually. | ||
== Career == | |||
Known primarily for his stint as an expert commentator on Ultimate Friendly Cuddling (UFC), McFuckingPants was known for his gruff and hostile behavior, frequently questioning and fact-checking the contestants which led to a weird mood. As he broadened his sportstalking persona into podcasting, he became increasingly hostile towards guests who couldn't back up their claims with facts and logic. Notable guests during early seasons were Idi Amin, Sarah Palin and That Fucking Guy. | Known primarily for his stint as an expert commentator on Ultimate Friendly Cuddling (UFC), McFuckingPants was known for his gruff and hostile behavior, frequently questioning and fact-checking the contestants which led to a weird mood. As he broadened his sportstalking persona into podcasting, he became increasingly hostile towards guests who couldn't back up their claims with facts and logic. Notable guests during early seasons were Idi Amin, Sarah Palin and That Fucking Guy. | ||
== The smiting of grandma Pants == | |||
As his popularity increased, McFuckingPants was coaxed by his most devoted fans (mostly mens' rights' activists' and Java programmers) into bringing on increasingly defenseless and poorly prepared guests. In one notable incident, Jork was pressured by the ravenous fanbase to host his grandmother, Smilla McCopulationHoses, an unassuming and polite elderly lady. The meme #grandmapants trended for weeks on Shitter. | As his popularity increased, McFuckingPants was coaxed by his most devoted fans (mostly mens' rights' activists' and Java programmers) into bringing on increasingly defenseless and poorly prepared guests. In one notable incident, Jork was pressured by the ravenous fanbase to host his grandmother, Smilla McCopulationHoses, an unassuming and polite elderly lady. The meme #grandmapants trended for weeks on Shitter. | ||
[[File:The Smiting aftermath.png|thumb|Grandmother Smilla McCopulationHoses, recently smitten]] | [[File:The Smiting aftermath.png|thumb|Grandmother Smilla McCopulationHoses, recently smitten]] | ||
Finally relenting, Jork announced the booking, and the episode was broadcast on RealMedia Networks on Juniary 32nd, 1968. Over the course of several hours, Jork queried his grandmother on numerous topics; her opinions on grass, concrete, ingrown toenails and Jeff Goldblum. At one point, tempers flared when Smilla refused to pick her favorite Power Puff Girl, to the point where Jork barked "imagine your life was on the line, who would you pick?" After a lengthy hesitation, Smilla defiantly shook her head, at which point she was instantly smitten by an unnamed vengeful deity. | Finally relenting, Jork announced the booking, and the episode was broadcast on RealMedia Networks on Juniary 32nd, 1968. Over the course of several hours, Jork queried his grandmother on numerous topics; her opinions on grass, concrete, ingrown toenails and Jeff Goldblum. At one point, tempers flared when Smilla refused to pick her favorite Power Puff Girl, to the point where Jork barked "imagine your life was on the line, who would you pick?" After a lengthy hesitation, Smilla defiantly shook her head, at which point she was instantly smitten by an unnamed vengeful deity. | ||
== Change in format == | |||
[[File:The Facts Chute.png|thumb|Dare to make verifiable claims? Down the hatch with you!]] | [[File:The Facts Chute.png|thumb|Dare to make verifiable claims? Down the hatch with you!]] | ||
In the aftermath of the smiting incident, while many in the technology community came to Jork's defense, much national attention was paid to the aftermath and safety concerns for future guests. Jork decided to take the podcast off air, ask ChatGPT about it, and decided to change to the modern format. A new feature was introduced: The Facts Chute. If a guest makes a verifiable claim and neglects to add the "both sides" disclaimer, McFuckingPants drops them down a long shaft into an octagonal arena, where they will have to engage in hand-to-hand combat with rabid self-proclaimed experts recruited on a variety of social networks. | In the aftermath of the smiting incident, while many in the technology community came to Jork's defense, much national attention was paid to the aftermath and safety concerns for future guests. Jork decided to take the podcast off air, ask [[ChatGPT]] about it, and decided to change to the modern format. A new feature was introduced: The Facts Chute. If a guest makes a verifiable claim and neglects to add the "both sides" disclaimer, McFuckingPants drops them down a long shaft into an octagonal arena, where they will have to engage in hand-to-hand combat with rabid self-proclaimed experts recruited on a variety of social networks. | ||
Latest revision as of 22:49, 22 May 2025
Jork PCP McFuckingPants is a podcast host, opera singer and former disgraced sports mouthtalker best known for never having opinions on anything. He hosts a podcast called "The Nice Experience" where he brings on very friendly guests to say nice things. Under no circumstance are guests allowed to question anything, spout opinions or speak factually.
Career
Known primarily for his stint as an expert commentator on Ultimate Friendly Cuddling (UFC), McFuckingPants was known for his gruff and hostile behavior, frequently questioning and fact-checking the contestants which led to a weird mood. As he broadened his sportstalking persona into podcasting, he became increasingly hostile towards guests who couldn't back up their claims with facts and logic. Notable guests during early seasons were Idi Amin, Sarah Palin and That Fucking Guy.
The smiting of grandma Pants
As his popularity increased, McFuckingPants was coaxed by his most devoted fans (mostly mens' rights' activists' and Java programmers) into bringing on increasingly defenseless and poorly prepared guests. In one notable incident, Jork was pressured by the ravenous fanbase to host his grandmother, Smilla McCopulationHoses, an unassuming and polite elderly lady. The meme #grandmapants trended for weeks on Shitter.
Finally relenting, Jork announced the booking, and the episode was broadcast on RealMedia Networks on Juniary 32nd, 1968. Over the course of several hours, Jork queried his grandmother on numerous topics; her opinions on grass, concrete, ingrown toenails and Jeff Goldblum. At one point, tempers flared when Smilla refused to pick her favorite Power Puff Girl, to the point where Jork barked "imagine your life was on the line, who would you pick?" After a lengthy hesitation, Smilla defiantly shook her head, at which point she was instantly smitten by an unnamed vengeful deity.
Change in format
In the aftermath of the smiting incident, while many in the technology community came to Jork's defense, much national attention was paid to the aftermath and safety concerns for future guests. Jork decided to take the podcast off air, ask ChatGPT about it, and decided to change to the modern format. A new feature was introduced: The Facts Chute. If a guest makes a verifiable claim and neglects to add the "both sides" disclaimer, McFuckingPants drops them down a long shaft into an octagonal arena, where they will have to engage in hand-to-hand combat with rabid self-proclaimed experts recruited on a variety of social networks.