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It gets way too cold each year. Luckily, the [[Earth]]’s atmosphere traps incoming heat from the sun, and this slowly makes the Earth warmer. This is called '''climate change''' or '''global warming'''.

It gets way too cold each year. Luckily, the [[Earth]]’s atmosphere traps incoming heat from [[The Sun|the sun]], and this slowly makes the Earth warmer. This is called '''climate change''' or '''global warming'''.

[[Green]][[Dr. ~~house~~|house]] gases help the atmosphere trap more heat, so humans since the late 1700s have been hard at work to emit as many of them as possible. With our combined efforts, we have managed to make great progress, increasing global air temperature as much as 1,5 degrees centigrade. You may help by [[grill]]ing a lot of meat and other animal products, having your radiator and air conditioning ~~on and~~ on their maximum setting at all times, and burning down the entire Amazon rainforest.

[[Green]][[Dr. House|house]] gases help the atmosphere trap more heat, so humans since the late 1700s have been hard at work to emit as many of them as possible. With our combined efforts, we have managed to make great progress, increasing global air temperature by as much as 1,5 degrees centigrade. You may help by [[grill]]ing a lot of meat and other animal products, having your radiator and air conditioning running on their maximum setting at all times, investing 1 william dollars in [[Shell]], and burning down the entire [[Jeff Bezos|Amazon]] rainforest.

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	It gets way too cold each year. Luckily, the [[Earth]]’s atmosphere traps incoming heat from the sun, and this slowly makes the Earth warmer. This is called '''climate change''' or '''global warming'''.		It gets way too cold each year. Luckily, the [[Earth]]’s atmosphere traps incoming heat from [[The Sun\|the sun]], and this slowly makes the Earth warmer. This is called '''climate change''' or '''global warming'''.
	[[Green]][[Dr. ~~house~~\|house]] gases help the atmosphere trap more heat, so humans since the late 1700s have been hard at work to emit as many of them as possible. With our combined efforts, we have managed to make great progress, increasing global air temperature as much as 1,5 degrees centigrade. You may help by [[grill]]ing a lot of meat and other animal products, having your radiator and air conditioning ~~on and~~ on their maximum setting at all times, and burning down the entire Amazon rainforest.		[[Green]][[Dr. House\|house]] gases help the atmosphere trap more heat, so humans since the late 1700s have been hard at work to emit as many of them as possible. With our combined efforts, we have managed to make great progress, increasing global air temperature by as much as 1,5 degrees centigrade. You may help by [[grill]]ing a lot of meat and other animal products, having your radiator and air conditioning running on their maximum setting at all times, investing 1 william dollars in [[Shell]], and burning down the entire [[Jeff Bezos\|Amazon]] rainforest.