Swag: Difference between revisions

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-so cool!
+'''Swag''' is a dark, viscous fluid secreted by [[plants]] in order to make you think they're really cool and chill.
-{{stub}}
+They only do this when they're scared and/or horny.
+== Mechanisms of Swag Excretion ==
+Many plants actually come with built-in machinery to achieve secretion, known in the [[Industry Plant|plant industry]] as swag pumps.
+Siemens and Bosch both offer servicing of swag pumps at their various well-smelling walk-ins.
+== Swag in Foods ==
+Swag has been used in foods and meals and little snacks as far back as [[Moon|when the moon was built]]. This is obvious, as swag has a strong umami ([[Japanese]] for epic) flavor, making it an awesome & awesomesauce awesome sauce