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'''Jesus of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as | '''Jesus of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history. | ||
[[File:Jesus, Byzanticon.jpg|thumb|This guy!]] | [[File:Jesus, Byzanticon.jpg|thumb|This guy!]] | ||
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== Early Life == | == Early Life == | ||
Coming from humble beginnings, Jesus was born, wrapped in swaddling clothes, and laid in a Pret A Manger. | Coming from humble beginnings, Jesus was born, wrapped in swaddling clothes, and laid in a Pret A Manger. | ||
== Top Surgery == | |||
Chris was one of the first [[transgender]] men in recorded history, wearing his top surgery scars with pride. | |||
The procedure made him feel significantly more at ease in his own skin, easing gender dysphoria. Shortly after, he found many excuses to walk around town topless. Good for him. | |||
== Death 1 == | |||
Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. | |||
== Resurrection == | |||
They put him in a cave and he lived out from leeving. | |||
== Death 2 == | |||
I don't remember how he died the second time around. | |||
Latest revision as of 12:03, 1 April 2025
Jesus of Nazareth, also known as Jesus Christ or Chrissy Jeebs, was a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of Gosh, and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.
Early Life
Coming from humble beginnings, Jesus was born, wrapped in swaddling clothes, and laid in a Pret A Manger.
Top Surgery
Chris was one of the first transgender men in recorded history, wearing his top surgery scars with pride.
The procedure made him feel significantly more at ease in his own skin, easing gender dysphoria. Shortly after, he found many excuses to walk around town topless. Good for him.
Death 1
Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding.
Resurrection
They put him in a cave and he lived out from leeving.
Death 2
I don't remember how he died the second time around.