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	Because [[Great Britain\|Brits]] are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the '''tube''', a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by the tube ~~being filled~~ with enormous amounts of potholes, and ~~being opened~~ to fish ~~as well~~, which often form massive traffic jams ([[the Netherlands\|Dutch]]: ''filet'').		Because [[Great Britain\|Brits]] are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the '''tube''', a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by [[Margaret Thatcher\|the British government]], by filling the tube with enormous amounts of potholes, and opening it to fish, which often form massive traffic jams ([[the Netherlands\|Dutch]]: ''filet'').
	[[File:Fishtube.mp4\|thumb\|Privileged Fish ~~Using~~ Tube While Numerous Hard Working Brits Are Forced To Stand Around Waiting For Their Turn. Enraging!]]		[[File:Fishtube.mp4\|thumb\|Privileged Fish Allowed To Use Tube While Numerous Hard Working Brits Are Forced To Stand Around Waiting For Their Turn. Enraging!]]