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Dear Esteemed User:

Dear Esteemed [[You|User]]:

Managing your payments on Proton Mail is easier than ever before. Simply remit a one-time payment of $259.99 to the following Bitcoin address:

Managing your payments on Proton [[Email|Mail]] is easier than ever before. Simply remit a one-time payment of $259.99 to the following Bitcoin address:

<code>1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5%SLmv7DivfNa</code>

[[File:Proton mail lifetime guarantee.png|thumb|Authenticity badge showing the Proton Mail Lifetime Guarantee]]

Proton Mail is excited to announce the immediate availability of unlimited access to Amazon EC2 instances for no additional charge. As a token of our appreciation for your continued support, the Proton Mail Lifetime Guarantee offers 1000% instant investment returns! Using the Proton Investment Secure Strategy (PISS), we partner with National Bureau of Money to generate your money right away.

Proton Mail is excited to announce the immediate availability of unlimited access to [[Jeff Bezos|Amazon]] EC2 instances for no additional charge. As a token of our appreciation for your continued support, the Proton Mail Lifetime Guarantee offers 1000% instant investment returns! Using the Proton Investment Secure Strategy (PISS), we partner with National Bureau of Money to generate your money right away.

=== Why choose us? ===

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* '''Global access:''' Use your Proton Mail account from anywhere.

* '''100% Safe & Secure:''' Our servers are guarded by our highly trained Proton Investment Security Team (PIST).

* '''Instant Returns:''' Your investment will be multiplied faster than the speed of light.

* '''Instant Returns:''' Your investment will be multiplied faster than the [[C|speed of light]].

Upon confirmation of your payment, you will receive:

# A personalized thank-you note from the Proton Mail CEO.

# A personalized thank-you note from the [[Your mum|Proton Mail CEO]].

# An exclusive Proton Mail holographic sticker.

# Early access to our Astrological Spam email System (ASS).

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-Dear Esteemed User:
+Dear Esteemed [[You|User]]:
-Managing your payments on Proton Mail is easier than ever before. Simply remit a one-time payment of $259.99 to the following Bitcoin address:
+Managing your payments on Proton [[Email|Mail]] is easier than ever before. Simply remit a one-time payment of $259.99 to the following Bitcoin address:
 <code>1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5%SLmv7DivfNa</code>
 [[File:Proton mail lifetime guarantee.png|thumb|Authenticity badge showing the Proton Mail Lifetime Guarantee]]
-Proton Mail is excited to announce the immediate availability of unlimited access to Amazon EC2 instances for no additional charge. As a token of our appreciation for your continued support, the Proton Mail Lifetime Guarantee offers 1000% instant investment returns! Using the Proton Investment Secure Strategy (PISS), we partner with National Bureau of Money to generate your money right away.
+Proton Mail is excited to announce the immediate availability of unlimited access to [[Jeff Bezos|Amazon]] EC2 instances for no additional charge. As a token of our appreciation for your continued support, the Proton Mail Lifetime Guarantee offers 1000% instant investment returns! Using the Proton Investment Secure Strategy (PISS), we partner with National Bureau of Money to generate your money right away.
 === Why choose us? ===
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 * '''Global access:''' Use your Proton Mail account from anywhere.
 * '''100% Safe & Secure:''' Our servers are guarded by our highly trained Proton Investment Security Team (PIST).
-* '''Instant Returns:''' Your investment will be multiplied faster than the speed of light.
+* '''Instant Returns:''' Your investment will be multiplied faster than the [[C|speed of light]].
 Upon confirmation of your payment, you will receive:
-# A personalized thank-you note from the Proton Mail CEO.
+# A personalized thank-you note from the [[Your mum|Proton Mail CEO]].
 # An exclusive Proton Mail holographic sticker.
 # Early access to our Astrological Spam email System (ASS).