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== Effects == | == Effects == | ||
Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this | Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale diorama depicting the precise moment of their death. | ||
== What Happened To Michael Plastics? == | |||
The current whereabouts of Plastics is not currently certain. We're pretty sure he went to live in a cave in Cornwall somewhere. You would think his disappearance would have something to do with plastic or like he died from microplastic exposure or something, and then you could make some funny jokes about it on the comedy wiki you run. But we checked and it doesn't. So I'm not too sure really. | |||