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Kissing is [[ | Kissing is [[sticky]] but people still do it | ||
== How To Kiss == | == How To Kiss == | ||
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# Open your mouth. | # Open your mouth. | ||
# Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists. | # Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists. | ||
# Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[ | # Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[Great Britain|british]] pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue. | ||
# Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent. | # Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent. | ||
# Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue. | # Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue. | ||
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== Reasons To Kiss == | == Reasons To Kiss == | ||
# It is quite [[ | # It is quite [[sticky]]. | ||
Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license. | Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license. | ||
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stickiness. | stickiness. | ||
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