Kissing: Difference between revisions

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Kissing is [[~~Sticky|~~sticky]] but people still do it

Kissing is [[sticky]] but people still do it

== How To Kiss ==

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# Open your mouth.

# Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists.

# Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[~~England~~|british]] pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue.

# Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[Great Britain|british]] pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue.

# Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent.

# Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue.

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== Reasons To Kiss ==

# It is quite [[~~Sticky|~~sticky]].

# It is quite [[sticky]].

Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license.

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-Kissing is [[Sticky|sticky]] but people still do it
+Kissing is [[sticky]] but people still do it
 == How To Kiss ==
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 # Open your mouth.
 # Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists.
-# Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[England|british]] pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue.
+# Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[Great Britain|british]] pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue.
 # Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent.
 # Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue.
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 == Reasons To Kiss ==
-# It is quite [[Sticky|sticky]].
+# It is quite [[sticky]].
 Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license.