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Leah: /* Tips for landing a Job */

2025-05-09T01:27:53Z

Tips for landing a Job

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	* Start a business and then offer yourself a job		* Start a business and then offer yourself a job
	* Nepotism		* Nepotism
			* Nepaltism (go to Nepal and ask for a job there)
	* Transform an everyday household object into a job using a [[Magics\|spell or potion]]		* Transform an everyday household object into a job using a [[Magics\|spell or potion]]
	* Go to a [[Forest]] with a large Job population and set up three or more traps		* Go to a [[Forest]] with a large Job population and set up three or more traps
	* Take over the mind of whoever is interviewing you and convince them that Weezer's latest output has actually been pretty good		* Take over the mind of whoever is interviewing you and convince them that Weezer's latest output has actually been pretty good

WangleLine at 15:34, 2 April 2025

2025-04-02T15:34:41Z

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	* Start a business and then offer yourself a job		* Start a business and then offer yourself a job
	* Nepotism		* Nepotism
	* Transform an everyday household object into a job using a spell or potion		* Transform an everyday household object into a job using a [[Magics\|spell or potion]]
	* Go to a [[Forest]] with a large Job population and set up three or more traps		* Go to a [[Forest]] with a large Job population and set up three or more traps
	* Take over the mind of whoever is interviewing you and convince them that Weezer's latest output has actually been pretty good		* Take over the mind of whoever is interviewing you and convince them that Weezer's latest output has actually been pretty good

WangleLine: /* Tips for landing a Job */ add forest link

2025-03-31T13:50:29Z

Tips for landing a Job: add forest link

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	* Nepotism		* Nepotism
	* Transform an everyday household object into a job using a spell or potion		* Transform an everyday household object into a job using a spell or potion
	* Go to a ~~forest~~ with a large Job population and set up three or more traps		* Go to a [[Forest]] with a large Job population and set up three or more traps
	* Take over the mind of whoever is interviewing you and convince them that Weezer's latest output has actually been pretty good		* Take over the mind of whoever is interviewing you and convince them that Weezer's latest output has actually been pretty good

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 17:35, 12 February 2025

2025-02-12T17:35:05Z

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	* Ask [[Apple\|Steve Jobs]], keeper of jobs		* Ask [[Apple\|Steve Jobs]], keeper of jobs
	* Sign up to Indeed.com and respond to every listing with something along the lines of "hmm..... indeed........"		* Sign up to Indeed.com and respond to every listing with something along the lines of "hmm..... indeed........"
	* Kill someone wealthy (preferably an fossil fuel executive, but anyone with a net worth over £1b will do in a pinch) and absorb their skills and jobs		* [[wikipedia:The_Santa_Clause\|Kill someone wealthy (preferably an fossil fuel executive, but anyone with a net worth over £1b will do in a pinch) and absorb their skills and jobs]]
	* If you don't have very much money, you could purchase a cheap knockoff job from AliExpress		* If you don't have very much money, you could purchase a cheap knockoff job from AliExpress
	* Start a business and then offer yourself a job		* Start a business and then offer yourself a job

Leah at 17:05, 12 February 2025

2025-02-12T17:05:18Z

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	* When [[Jorkin' Depeanits\|Jorking It]]		* When [[Jorkin' Depeanits\|Jorking It]]
	* When you are a printer		* When you are a printer

			== Tips for landing a Job ==

			* Ask [[Apple\|Steve Jobs]], keeper of jobs
			* Sign up to Indeed.com and respond to every listing with something along the lines of "hmm..... indeed........"
			* Kill someone wealthy (preferably an fossil fuel executive, but anyone with a net worth over £1b will do in a pinch) and absorb their skills and jobs
			* If you don't have very much money, you could purchase a cheap knockoff job from AliExpress
			* Start a business and then offer yourself a job
			* Nepotism
			* Transform an everyday household object into a job using a spell or potion
			* Go to a forest with a large Job population and set up three or more traps
			* Take over the mind of whoever is interviewing you and convince them that Weezer's latest output has actually been pretty good

Leah: Created page with "'''Work'''ing is a thing you do when you need money or a greater sense of purpose in life. Some people reportedly enjoy their jobs. That's so sad. == Work Ethic == All Work is Unethical == List of Occasions where it would be Considered inappropriate to work == * When at a funeral or birthday * When Jorking It * When you are a printer"

2025-02-12T16:45:07Z

Created page with "'''Work'''ing is a thing you do when you need money or a greater sense of purpose in life. Some people reportedly enjoy their jobs. That's so sad. == Work Ethic == All Work is Unethical == List of Occasions where it would be Considered inappropriate to work == * When at a funeral or birthday * When Jorking It * When you are a printer"

New page

'''Work'''ing is a thing you do when you need [[:File:6. the dollar.jpeg|money]] or a [[Jorkin' Depeanits|greater sense of purpose in life]]. Some people reportedly enjoy their jobs. That's so sad.

== Work Ethic ==
All Work is Unethical

== List of Occasions where it would be Considered inappropriate to work ==

* When at a funeral or birthday
* When [[Jorkin' Depeanits|Jorking It]]
* When you are a printer