United States of America - Revision history

Thesamplemotion: /* Economy */

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Economy

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	[[File:America Location Google Images.png\|none\|thumb\|ahh! here]]		[[File:America Location Google Images.png\|none\|thumb\|ahh! here]]

	== Government and politics ==		== [[Twats\|Government and politics]] ==

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	== Economy ==		== Economy ==

	The way the economy works in the United States of America is that money is exchanged for goods and services.		The way the economy works in the United States of America is that [[Capitalism\|money is exchanged for goods and services]].

	== Demographics ==		== Demographics ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 11:49, 15 April 2025

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	== History ==		== History ==

			A bunch of fathers found it somewhere.

	== Geography ==		== Geography ==

	[[File:America Location Google Images.png\|none\|thumb\|ahh! here]]		[[File:America Location Google Images.png\|none\|thumb\|ahh! here]]

	== Government and politics ==		== Government and politics ==

	lol. lmao.		lol. lmao.

	== Economy ==		== Economy ==

			The way the economy works in the United States of America is that money is exchanged for goods and services.

	== Demographics ==		== Demographics ==

	{{Main\|twats}}		{{Main\|twats}}
	The United States exclusively houses people famous racist [[David Bowie]] is afraid of.		The United States exclusively houses people famous racist [[David Bowie]] is afraid of.

	== Culture and society ==		== Culture and society ==

	"Americans be eating cheesed burger." --orcpussy, [[Tumblr]]		"Americans be eating cheesed burger." --orcpussy, [[Tumblr]]

WangleLine: /* Geography */ adds image

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Geography: adds image

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	== Geography ==		== Geography ==
			[[File:America Location Google Images.png\|none\|thumb\|ahh! here]]

	== Government and politics ==		== Government and politics ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 10:57, 13 March 2025

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	The first reference to the United States of America came in 1772, when during a session of the Continental Congress, George Washington said, "What are we, just a bunch of states in America? We should Unite! ANd become the ummmm the states in America United! No, the United American States. Hmmm... no, maybe the States' Union of America?" This carried on for some time until Benjamin Franklin, known as Big Benny Franks to his friends, interjected, saying, "We should call ourselves the Federated Republic of Benjaminfranklitopia," which was met with rousing approval from the other members of Congress. However, Washington disliked that idea, still trying to make the acronym thing happen, eventually landing on "United States of America" as an acceptable moniker, and the rest, as they say, is		The first reference to the United States of America came in 1772, when during a session of the Continental Congress, George Washington said, "What are we, just a bunch of states in America? We should Unite! ANd become the ummmm the states in America United! No, the United American States. Hmmm... no, maybe the States' Union of America?" This carried on for some time until Benjamin Franklin, known as Big Benny Franks to his friends, interjected, saying, "We should call ourselves the Federated Republic of Benjaminfranklitopia," which was met with rousing approval from the other members of Congress. However, Washington disliked that idea, still trying to make the acronym thing happen, eventually landing on "United States of America" as an acceptable moniker, and the rest, as they say, is

	== History ==		== History ==

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	== Demographics ==		== Demographics ==
			{{Main\|twats}}
	The United States exclusively houses people famous racist [[David Bowie]] is afraid of.		The United States exclusively houses people famous racist [[David Bowie]] is afraid of.

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 17:38, 12 March 2025

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	== Demographics ==		== Demographics ==
			The United States exclusively houses people famous racist [[David Bowie]] is afraid of.

	== Culture and society ==		== Culture and society ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 17:29, 12 March 2025

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	"Americans be eating cheesed burger." --orcpussy, [[Tumblr]]		"Americans be eating cheesed burger." --orcpussy, [[Tumblr]]

	Citizens of the United States believe that they live in the greatest country in the world and they go to great lengths to convince themselves and others that this is the case. A significant part of this effort is a total lack of knowledge about, interest in, or in some cases acknowledgement of, the other countries and peoples of the world.		Citizens of the United States believe that they live in [[Palau\|the greatest country in the world]] and they go to great lengths to convince themselves and others that this is the case. A significant part of this effort is a total lack of knowledge about, interest in, or in some cases acknowledgement of, the other countries and peoples of the world.

	Americans are known to practice the ritual consumption of a substance known as "Burger" which, according to ancient legend, allows them to convene with the malevolent deity "Grimace". This is the only culture the United States has. Sad!		Americans are known to practice the ritual consumption of a substance known as "Burger" which, according to ancient legend, allows them to convene with the malevolent deity "Grimace". This is the only culture the United States has. Sad!
	[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]		[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 23:09, 4 February 2025

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	Americans are known to practice the ritual consumption of a substance known as "Burger" which, according to ancient legend, allows them to convene with the malevolent deity "Grimace". This is the only culture the United States has. Sad!		Americans are known to practice the ritual consumption of a substance known as "Burger" which, according to ancient legend, allows them to convene with the malevolent deity "Grimace". This is the only culture the United States has. Sad!
			[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]

Dog guy: /* Government and politics */

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Government and politics

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	== Government and politics ==		== Government and politics ==
			lol. lmao.

	== Economy ==		== Economy ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 01:29, 12 December 2024

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	The '''United States of America''' ('''USA'''), also known as the '''United States''' ('''U.S.''') or, confusingly, '''America''', is an unparalleled example of what happens when a joke gets carried on for too long despite hundreds of warnings that it may have been a bad idea the whole time. Beginning as a colonial project of fringe religious zealots who were so awful as to have been exiled from [[England]], the USA has since grown into one of the most rich, ambitious, influential, lethal, and annoying countries on the planet.		The '''United States of America''' ('''USA'''), also known as the '''United States''' ('''U.S.''') or, confusingly, '''America''', is an unparalleled example of [[pronounmail the wiki\|what happens when a joke gets carried on for too long]] despite hundreds of warnings that it may have been a bad idea the whole time. Beginning as a colonial project of fringe religious zealots who were so awful as to have been exiled from [[England]], the USA has since grown into one of the most rich, ambitious, influential, lethal, and annoying countries on the planet.

	== Etymology ==		== Etymology ==
	The name "America" comes from Amerigo Vespucci who, like other Old World explorers of his age, thought that sailing across the Atlantic and bumping into some empty beach that nobody could recognize granted him license to stick a flag in the ground and call dibs on two entire continents (or one, depending on [[twats\|who]] you ask). This has led to the unfortunate circumstance of the name of the country being shortened to America, a name which could in fact refer to the entire areas of North, Central, and South America.		The name "America" comes from Amerigo Vespucci who, like other Old World explorers of his age, thought that sailing across the Atlantic and bumping into some empty beach that nobody could recognize granted him license to stick a flag in the ground and call dibs on two entire continents (or one, depending on [[twats\|who]] you ask). This has led to the unfortunate circumstance of the name of the country being shortened to America, a name which could in fact refer to the entire areas of North, Central, and South America.

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 01:27, 12 December 2024

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	The '''United States of America''' ('''USA'''), also known as the '''United States''' ('''U.S.''') or, confusingly, '''America''', is an unparalleled example of what happens when a joke gets carried on for too long despite hundreds of warnings that it may have been a bad idea the whole time. Beginning as a colonial project of fringe religious zealots who were so awful as to have been exiled from [[England]], the USA has since grown into one of the most rich, ambitious, influential, lethal, and annoying countries on the planet.		The '''United States of America''' ('''USA'''), also known as the '''United States''' ('''U.S.''') or, confusingly, '''America''', is an unparalleled example of what happens when a joke gets carried on for too long despite hundreds of warnings that it may have been a bad idea the whole time. Beginning as a colonial project of fringe religious zealots who were so awful as to have been exiled from [[England]], the USA has since grown into one of the most rich, ambitious, influential, lethal, and annoying countries on the planet.
	== Etymology ==		== Etymology ==
	The name "America" comes from Amerigo Vespucci who, like other Old World explorers of his age, thought that sailing across the Atlantic and bumping into some empty beach that nobody could recognize granted him license to stick a flag in the ground and call dibs on two entire continents (or one, depending on who you ask). This has led to the unfortunate circumstance of the name of the country being shortened to America, a name which could in fact refer to the entire areas of North, Central, and South America.		The name "America" comes from Amerigo Vespucci who, like other Old World explorers of his age, thought that sailing across the Atlantic and bumping into some empty beach that nobody could recognize granted him license to stick a flag in the ground and call dibs on two entire continents (or one, depending on [[twats\|who]] you ask). This has led to the unfortunate circumstance of the name of the country being shortened to America, a name which could in fact refer to the entire areas of North, Central, and South America.

	The first reference to the United States of America came in 1772, when during a session of the Continental Congress, George Washington said, "What are we, just a bunch of states in America? We should Unite! ANd become the ummmm the states in America United! No, the United American States. Hmmm... no, maybe the States' Union of America?" This carried on for some time until Benjamin Franklin, known as Big Benny Franks to his friends, interjected, saying, "We should call ourselves the Federated Republic of Benjaminfranklitopia," which was met with rousing approval from the other members of Congress. However, Washington disliked that idea, still trying to make the acronym thing happen, eventually landing on "United States of America" as an acceptable moniker, and the rest, as they say, is		The first reference to the United States of America came in 1772, when during a session of the Continental Congress, George Washington said, "What are we, just a bunch of states in America? We should Unite! ANd become the ummmm the states in America United! No, the United American States. Hmmm... no, maybe the States' Union of America?" This carried on for some time until Benjamin Franklin, known as Big Benny Franks to his friends, interjected, saying, "We should call ourselves the Federated Republic of Benjaminfranklitopia," which was met with rousing approval from the other members of Congress. However, Washington disliked that idea, still trying to make the acronym thing happen, eventually landing on "United States of America" as an acceptable moniker, and the rest, as they say, is