Tea - Revision history

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 == Derivatives ==
 A tea shirt is a clothing item made with tea leaves. One can turn the ocean into Big Tea by swimming in a tea shirt.
 [[Category:Fluids]]

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	'''Tea''' is a magical liquid which has fueling and healing properties when imbibed by humans. The extent of the beneficial qualities of tea has not yet been completely documented, though this effort is currently ongoing. Tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world apart from ~~[[Water\|~~water]] and [[Piss\|Stella]].		'''Tea''' is a magical liquid which has fueling and healing properties when imbibed by humans. The extent of the beneficial qualities of tea has not yet been completely documented, though this effort is currently ongoing. Tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world apart from water and [[Piss\|Stella]].

	== History of tea ==		== History of tea ==

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	'''Tea''' is a magical liquid which has fueling and healing properties when imbibed by humans. The extent of the beneficial qualities of tea has not yet been completely documented, though this effort is currently ongoing. Tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world apart from water and [[Piss\|Stella]].		'''Tea''' is a magical liquid which has fueling and healing properties when imbibed by humans. The extent of the beneficial qualities of tea has not yet been completely documented, though this effort is currently ongoing. Tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world apart from [[Water\|water]] and [[Piss\|Stella]].

	== History of tea ==		== History of tea ==

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	== Process of tea ==		== Process of tea ==
	When you have obtained the necessary ingredients you must add them to boiling water to create tea.		When you have obtained the necessary ingredients you must add them to boiling water to create tea.

	'''It is CRUCIAL that the water be boiled in a KETTLE. Any other method of boiling the water will imbue the tea with an EVIL aura.'''		'''It is CRUCIAL that the water be boiled in a KETTLE. Any other method of boiling the water will imbue the tea with an EVIL aura.'''

	Sometimes the ingredients may be added to the boiling water and just float around in it, but on other occasions the ingredients come inside a special vessel called the scrotum. [See: Teabagging]		Sometimes the ingredients may be added to the boiling water and just float around in it, but on other occasions the ingredients come inside a special vessel called the scrotum. [See: Teabagging]

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	== Process of tea ==		== Process of tea ==
	When you have obtained the necessary ingredients you must add them to boiling water to create tea.		When you have obtained the necessary ingredients you must add them to boiling water to create tea.
	~~====~~ It is CRUCIAL that the water be boiled in a KETTLE. Any other method of boiling the water will imbue the tea with an EVIL aura. ~~====~~		'''It is CRUCIAL that the water be boiled in a KETTLE. Any other method of boiling the water will imbue the tea with an EVIL aura.'''
	Sometimes the ingredients may be added to the boiling water and just float around in it, but on other occasions the ingredients come inside a special vessel called the scrotum. [See: Teabagging]		Sometimes the ingredients may be added to the boiling water and just float around in it, but on other occasions the ingredients come inside a special vessel called the scrotum. [See: Teabagging]

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	== Process of tea ==		== Process of tea ==
	When you have obtained the necessary ingredients you must add them to boiling water to create tea.		When you have obtained the necessary ingredients you must add them to boiling water to create tea.
	=== It is CRUCIAL that the water be boiled in a KETTLE. Any other method of boiling the water will imbue the tea with an EVIL aura. ===		==== It is CRUCIAL that the water be boiled in a KETTLE. Any other method of boiling the water will imbue the tea with an EVIL aura. ====
	Sometimes the ingredients may be added to the boiling water and just float around in it, but on other occasions the ingredients come inside a special vessel called the scrotum. [See: Teabagging]		Sometimes the ingredients may be added to the boiling water and just float around in it, but on other occasions the ingredients come inside a special vessel called the scrotum. [See: Teabagging]

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	'''Tea''' is a magical liquid which has fueling and healing properties when imbibed by humans. The extent of the beneficial qualities of tea has not yet been completely documented, though this effort is currently ongoing. Tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world apart from water and Stella.		'''Tea''' is a magical liquid which has fueling and healing properties when imbibed by humans. The extent of the beneficial qualities of tea has not yet been completely documented, though this effort is currently ongoing. Tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world apart from water and [[Piss\|Stella]].

	== History of tea ==		== History of tea ==

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	== Derivatives ==		== Derivatives ==
	A tea shirt is a clothing item made with tea leaves. One can turn the ocean into Big Tea by swimming in a tea shirt.		A tea shirt is a clothing item made with tea leaves. One can turn the ocean into Big Tea by swimming in a tea shirt.

			[[Category:Fluids]]

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	== Varieties of tea ==		== Varieties of tea ==
	Some kinds of tea help you wake up in the morning, and other kinds help you sleep at night. Many ingredients can change their forms into liquid to become tea, such as [[~~flowers~~]], fruits, fungi, bones, and rocks.		Some kinds of tea help you wake up in the morning, and other kinds help you sleep at night. Many ingredients can change their forms into liquid to become tea, such as [[flower]]s, fruits, fungi, bones, and rocks.

	== Enemies of tea ==		== Enemies of tea ==

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	== Varieties of tea ==		== Varieties of tea ==
	Some kinds of tea help you wake up in the morning, and other kinds help you sleep at night. Many ingredients can change their forms into liquid to become tea, such as [[~~Flower\|~~flowers]], fruits, fungi, bones, and rocks.		Some kinds of tea help you wake up in the morning, and other kinds help you sleep at night. Many ingredients can change their forms into liquid to become tea, such as [[flowers]], fruits, fungi, bones, and rocks.

	== Enemies of tea ==		== Enemies of tea ==