Teeth: ough i'm spleefin' it

2026-06-22T00:07:42Z

ough i'm spleefin' it

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[[File:Minecraft Pickaxe (6310486481).jpg|thumb|alt=Picture of a small stuffed animal holding a large toy Minecraft pickaxe|Spleef player, wielding the titular "Spleef Shovel"]]
'''Spleef''', also known as '''Shovelgame''' was the first piece of [[File:Shovel-typeB-001.svg|20px|frameless|alt=Vector graphic of a flat-tipped shovel]] '''Shovelware'''<ref>shovel where?! shovel [[John Shovel|over there <sup>👈🏻</sup>🧍🏻‍♀️]]</ref> released for [[Minecraft]] on the [[Nintendo#Nintendo_Wii_{{Bracket|November_19th,_2006}}|Nintendo Wii]].

== plot ==
Every player in spleef begins with a randomized amount of generational wealth. The goal of the game is to dodge taxes and beat the other players into pulp with your shovel until you are the last (and richest) player standing. In spleef, rich players [[corner]] the market with scorched-earth tactics, destroying the ground beneath their enemies' feet.
=== tools of the arté ===
{| class="wikitable"
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! tool !! (that's a lotta) damage
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| the titular "[[File:Shovel-typeB-001.svg|20px|frameless|alt=Vector graphic of a flat-tipped shovel]] Spleef Shovel" || +[[one]] (1) bludgeoning damage
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| sanctions || '''naneinf''' cruelty damage
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| imperialism || 6×10<sup>91</sup> damage<ref>in exchange for an incomprehensible amount of karmic debt</ref>
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| labubu || -2 damage
|}

== in popular culture ==
Spleef is frequently used as an analogy in economics classes for explaining the capitalist market dynamic of when the big [[fish]] eats all the little fishes and then runs out of fishes to eat and rolls over belly up and starts rotting a little bit and then gets so stinky that the proletariat wakes up and has to deal with it.

Spleef - Revision history

Teeth: ough i'm spleefin' it