Rock Beato - Revision history

Thesamplemotion: link to tarkus

2025-10-12T10:30:07Z

link to tarkus

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	== Early life ==		== Early life ==
	Rock Beato began its existence as a lava eruption in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today.		Rock Beato began its existence as a lava [[Tarkus\|eruption]] in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today.

	== YouTube career ==		== YouTube career ==
	In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.		In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.

Teeth: moss link and citation

2025-07-14T05:21:45Z

moss link and citation <sup>

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	'''Rock [[The Beatles\|Beato]]''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he ostensibly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on [[music]], youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].		'''Rock [[The Beatles\|Beato]]''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he ostensibly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on [[music]], youth, society and the inconvenience of body [[Podcast\|moss]] growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer<sup>[citation needed]</sup>.
	[[File:Rock Betty.png\|thumb\|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]		[[File:Rock Betty.png\|thumb\|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]

WangleLine: just a linky

2025-05-13T18:55:25Z

just a linky

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	'''Rock [[The Beatles\|Beato]]''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he ostensibly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].		'''Rock [[The Beatles\|Beato]]''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he ostensibly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on [[music]], youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].
	[[File:Rock Betty.png\|thumb\|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]		[[File:Rock Betty.png\|thumb\|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]

Teetow at 18:24, 13 May 2025

2025-05-13T18:24:20Z

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	== YouTube career ==		== YouTube career ==
	In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, ~~Rick~~ Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.		In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.

Teetow at 18:23, 13 May 2025

2025-05-13T18:23:38Z

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	'''Rock [[The Beatles\|Beato]]''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he ~~seemingly~~ enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].		'''Rock [[The Beatles\|Beato]]''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he ostensibly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].
	[[File:Rock Betty.png\|thumb\|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]		[[File:Rock Betty.png\|thumb\|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 16:29, 13 May 2025

2025-05-13T16:29:30Z

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	'''Rock Beato''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he seemingly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].		'''Rock [[The Beatles\|Beato]]''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he seemingly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].
	[[File:Rock Betty.png\|thumb\|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]		[[File:Rock Betty.png\|thumb\|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]

	=== Early life ===		== Early life ==
	Rock Beato began its existence as a lava eruption in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today.		Rock Beato began its existence as a lava eruption in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today.

	=== YouTube career ===		== YouTube career ==
	In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Rick Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.		In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Rick Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.

Teetow at 16:17, 13 May 2025

2025-05-13T16:17:56Z

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	'''Rock Beato''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he seemingly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].		'''Rock Beato''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he seemingly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].
	[[File:Rock Betty.png\|thumb\|Rock Beato failing to stay ~~awakein~~ midst of a lukewarm ~~takepretty~~ sure those amps are fake]]		[[File:Rock Betty.png\|thumb\|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]

	=== Early life ===		=== Early life ===

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'''Rock Beato''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he seemingly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].
[[File:Rock Betty.png|thumb|Rock Beato failing to stay awakein midst of a lukewarm takepretty sure those amps are fake]]

=== Early life ===
Rock Beato began its existence as a lava eruption in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today.

=== YouTube career ===
In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Rick Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.