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Microwaves were invented by the Raytheon Corporation to boil protestors and political prisoners of the [[United States of America]]. They growl at you during operation because they are angry and want to boil your molecules.

== Wait! I don't wanna be dinner ==
You can reflect microwaves with aluminum foil or fine metal mesh. However, reflected microwaves could harm other people nearby. A better solution is to absorb the incoming microwaves.
=== Recipe for Microwave Absorbing Panels ===
To cover a 1000cm<sup>2</sup> cardboard sheet in 3mm thick microwave-absorbing epoxy mixture, you can use the following recipe<ref>i hope u like it. i stole it from [https://www.techingredients.com/videos this guy]</ref>:

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Recipe (yummy!)
|-
! Ingredient !! Mass (grams)
|-
| Epoxy Resin || 134g
|-
| Epoxy Hardener || 67g
|-
| Carbonyl Iron (3-5µm diameter) || 165g
|-
| Graphite (1-5µm diameter) || 35g
|-
| '''Total''' || 400g
|}

Make sure the mixture is given time to spread out flat on a a level surface. Longer-curing epoxies will give more time for the mixture to flatten and remove bubbles.
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background-image: url("https://wiki.pronounmail.com/images/c/c4/Michael_wave.png");
background-size: cover;
background-position: center;
width: 100vw;
height: 100vh;
position: fixed;
top: 0;
left: 0;
z-index: 2000;
user-select: none;
}

#mw-panel, #mw-head {
display: none;
}
}}

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