Michael Plastics - Revision history

Teeth: linky

2025-11-18T04:22:36Z

linky

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	'''Michael Plastics''' (2001-2093) was the creator and sole proprietor of plastic surgery, plastic cheese, plasticine and plastic. His creation now lives inside pretty much everyone's brain and various other organs, which I think is also a plot point in Severance I think? They haven't released the whole series yet so I'm just guessing here. But i think that's their aim. uhh for the chips that they put in your brain to make your brain go different in differnet areas. Plastics don't do that yet I don't think		'''Michael Plastics''' (2001-2093) was the creator and sole proprietor of plastic surgery, plastic cheese, plasticine and plastic. His creation now lives inside pretty much everyone's brain and various other organs, which I think is also a plot point in [[Severance]] I think? They haven't released the whole series yet so I'm just guessing here. But i think that's their aim. uhh for the chips that they put in your brain to make your brain go different in differnet areas. Plastics don't do that yet I don't think

	== History ==		== History ==

Thesamplemotion: don't need to link this to my bs

2025-04-21T10:42:14Z

don't need to link this to my bs

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	'''Michael Plastics''' (2001-2093) was the creator and sole proprietor of plastic surgery, plastic cheese, plasticine and plastic. His creation now lives inside pretty much everyone's brain and various other organs, which I think is also a plot point in Severance I think? They haven't released the whole series yet so I'm just guessing here. But i think that's their aim. uhh for the chips that they put in your brain to make your brain go different in differnet areas. Plastics don't do that yet I don't think		'''Michael Plastics''' (2001-2093) was the creator and sole proprietor of plastic surgery, plastic cheese, plasticine and plastic. His creation now lives inside pretty much everyone's brain and various other organs, which I think is also a plot point in Severance I think? They haven't released the whole series yet so I'm just guessing here. But i think that's their aim. uhh for the chips that they put in your brain to make your brain go different in differnet areas. Plastics don't do that yet I don't think

	~~He is an apparent outlier of John John-Hypothesis' [[John hypothesis]].~~

	== History ==		== History ==

Thesamplemotion: included john hypothesis. it spreads like a foul disease throughout this wiki.

2025-04-20T22:50:12Z

included john hypothesis. it spreads like a foul disease throughout this wiki.

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	'''Michael Plastics''' (2001-2093) was the creator and sole proprietor of plastic surgery, plastic cheese, plasticine and plastic. His creation now lives inside pretty much everyone's brain and various other organs, which I think is also a plot point in Severance I think? They haven't released the whole series yet so I'm just guessing here. But i think that's their aim. uhh for the chips that they put in your brain to make your brain go different in differnet areas. Plastics don't do that yet I don't think		'''Michael Plastics''' (2001-2093) was the creator and sole proprietor of plastic surgery, plastic cheese, plasticine and plastic. His creation now lives inside pretty much everyone's brain and various other organs, which I think is also a plot point in Severance I think? They haven't released the whole series yet so I'm just guessing here. But i think that's their aim. uhh for the chips that they put in your brain to make your brain go different in differnet areas. Plastics don't do that yet I don't think

			He is an apparent outlier of John John-Hypothesis' [[John hypothesis]].

	== History ==		== History ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 17:10, 31 March 2025

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	== Effects ==		== Effects ==
	Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale diorama depicting the precise moment of their [[~~Death~~]].		Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale diorama depicting the precise moment of their [[death]].

	== What Happened To Michael Plastics? ==		== What Happened To Michael Plastics? ==
	The current whereabouts of Plastics is not currently certain. We're pretty sure he went to live in a cave in Cornwall somewhere. You would think his disappearance would have something to do with plastic or like he died from microplastic exposure or something, and then you could make some funny jokes about it on the comedy wiki you run. But we checked and it doesn't. So I'm not too sure really.		The current whereabouts of Plastics is not currently certain. We're pretty sure he went to live in a cave in Cornwall somewhere. You would think his disappearance would have something to do with plastic or like he died from microplastic exposure or something, and then you could make some funny jokes about it on the comedy wiki you run. But we checked and it doesn't. So I'm not too sure really.

Leah: i'd like to refute the suggestion that nuts could possibly exist without berries and vice versa. nobody on Earth has every eaten a nut without a side of berry and those who attempted to have all subsequently died of old age.

2025-03-31T14:09:43Z

i'd like to refute the suggestion that nuts could possibly exist without berries and vice versa. nobody on Earth has every eaten a nut without a side of berry and those who attempted to have all subsequently died of old age.

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	== Effects ==		== Effects ==
	Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and~~/or~~ berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale diorama depicting the precise moment of their [[Death]].		Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale diorama depicting the precise moment of their [[Death]].

	== What Happened To Michael Plastics? ==		== What Happened To Michael Plastics? ==
	The current whereabouts of Plastics is not currently certain. We're pretty sure he went to live in a cave in Cornwall somewhere. You would think his disappearance would have something to do with plastic or like he died from microplastic exposure or something, and then you could make some funny jokes about it on the comedy wiki you run. But we checked and it doesn't. So I'm not too sure really.		The current whereabouts of Plastics is not currently certain. We're pretty sure he went to live in a cave in Cornwall somewhere. You would think his disappearance would have something to do with plastic or like he died from microplastic exposure or something, and then you could make some funny jokes about it on the comedy wiki you run. But we checked and it doesn't. So I'm not too sure really.

WangleLine: nuts don't always come with berries, sometimes you only have one of each + Death

2025-03-31T13:58:28Z

nuts don't always come with berries, sometimes you only have one of each + Death

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	== Effects ==		== Effects ==
	Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale diorama depicting the precise moment of their ~~death~~.		Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and/or berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale diorama depicting the precise moment of their [[Death]].

	== What Happened To Michael Plastics? ==		== What Happened To Michael Plastics? ==
	The current whereabouts of Plastics is not currently certain. We're pretty sure he went to live in a cave in Cornwall somewhere. You would think his disappearance would have something to do with plastic or like he died from microplastic exposure or something, and then you could make some funny jokes about it on the comedy wiki you run. But we checked and it doesn't. So I'm not too sure really.		The current whereabouts of Plastics is not currently certain. We're pretty sure he went to live in a cave in Cornwall somewhere. You would think his disappearance would have something to do with plastic or like he died from microplastic exposure or something, and then you could make some funny jokes about it on the comedy wiki you run. But we checked and it doesn't. So I'm not too sure really.

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 08:44, 27 March 2025

2025-03-27T08:44:01Z

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	Plastics developed the idea for plastic after reflecting upon his experiences playing with crude oil as a child. He realised he could somehow turn the goop into a plastic bottle or perhaps a chair if he just thought about it really hard. And then he did that.		Plastics developed the idea for plastic after reflecting upon his experiences playing with crude oil as a child. He realised he could somehow turn the goop into a plastic bottle or perhaps a chair if he just thought about it really hard. And then he did that.

	The valuation of the plastic industry soon began to soar, as investors realised the material could facilitate the manufacture of goods whilst maintaining the high levels of environmental harm and general evildoing required to stay competitive today's economy.		The valuation of the plastic industry soon began to soar, as investors realised the material could facilitate the manufacture of goods whilst maintaining the high levels of environmental harm and general evildoing required to stay competitive in [[capitalism\|today's economy]].

	== Effects ==		== Effects ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns: Prose

2025-03-27T08:42:32Z

Prose

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	== History ==		== History ==
	Plastics developed the idea for plastic after reflecting on his experiences playing with crude oil as a child. He realised he could somehow turn the goop into a plastic bottle or perhaps a chair if he just thought about it really hard. And then he did that.		Plastics developed the idea for plastic after reflecting upon his experiences playing with crude oil as a child. He realised he could somehow turn the goop into a plastic bottle or perhaps a chair if he just thought about it really hard. And then he did that.

	The valuation of the plastic industry soon began to soar, as investors realised the material could facilitate the manufacture of goods whilst maintaining the high levels of environmental harm and general evildoing required to stay competitive today's economy.		The valuation of the plastic industry soon began to soar, as investors realised the material could facilitate the manufacture of goods whilst maintaining the high levels of environmental harm and general evildoing required to stay competitive today's economy.

Leah at 23:50, 10 March 2025

2025-03-10T23:50:49Z

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	== Effects ==		== Effects ==
	Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale ~~model~~ depicting the ~~location and cause~~ of their death.		Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale diorama depicting the precise moment of their death.

			== What Happened To Michael Plastics? ==
			The current whereabouts of Plastics is not currently certain. We're pretty sure he went to live in a cave in Cornwall somewhere. You would think his disappearance would have something to do with plastic or like he died from microplastic exposure or something, and then you could make some funny jokes about it on the comedy wiki you run. But we checked and it doesn't. So I'm not too sure really.

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 15:59, 10 March 2025

2025-03-10T15:59:35Z

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	== Effects ==		== Effects ==
	Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this ~~maneuver~~ should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale model depicting the location and cause of their death.		Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale model depicting the location and cause of their death.