John hypothesis - Revision history

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 20:22, 24 November 2025

2025-11-24T20:22:38Z

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	Some inventors, upon learning of the John hypothesis, call themselves other names to be different. Which is fair enough.		Some inventors, upon learning of the John hypothesis, call themselves other names to be different. Which is fair enough.

	That the John hypothesis makes no sense, is easily solved by not thinking about it. Or, indeed, by stating the refrain: "[[~~quantum physics\|~~quantum physics]]". Everything works in quantum physics. Well, everything both works and does not work. But I guess that's something.		That the John hypothesis makes no sense, is easily solved by not thinking about it. Or, indeed, by stating the refrain: "[[quantum physics]]". Everything works in quantum physics. Well, everything both works and does not work. But I guess that's something.

	== Notable exceptions ==		== Notable exceptions ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns: Text replacement - "[[Quantum Physics" to "[[quantum physics"

2025-11-24T20:22:14Z

Text replacement - "[[Quantum Physics" to "[[quantum physics"

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	Some inventors, upon learning of the John hypothesis, call themselves other names to be different. Which is fair enough.		Some inventors, upon learning of the John hypothesis, call themselves other names to be different. Which is fair enough.

	That the John hypothesis makes no sense, is easily solved by not thinking about it. Or, indeed, by stating the refrain: "[[~~Quantum Physics~~\|quantum physics]]". Everything works in quantum physics. Well, everything both works and does not work. But I guess that's something.		That the John hypothesis makes no sense, is easily solved by not thinking about it. Or, indeed, by stating the refrain: "[[quantum physics\|quantum physics]]". Everything works in quantum physics. Well, everything both works and does not work. But I guess that's something.

	== Notable exceptions ==		== Notable exceptions ==

Thesamplemotion: /* Notable exceptions */

2025-08-30T20:04:12Z

Notable exceptions

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	* [[John Hypothesis]]		* [[John Hypothesis]]
	* [[John Nirvana]]		* [[John Nirvana]]
			* [[John I]] (also known as John John)

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 20:24, 1 August 2025

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	The '''John hypothesis''', conceived by [[John John-Hypothesis]] in 1701 [[CD]], [[United States of America\|states]] that [[anyone]] who [[Explodes you with my mind\|invents anything]] can have the first name 'John', followed by a surname describing what it is they invented. Initially, this was thought to be a plain act of nominal vanity. However, upon further study of our most illustrious institutions, such as [[John Words\|Words]] and [[John Numbers\|Numbers]], and [[Email]], scientists have concluded that she was, to use a technical term, "right on the [[money]]".		The '''John [[hypothesis]]''', conceived by [[John John-Hypothesis]] in 1701 [[CD]], [[United States of America\|states]] that [[anyone]] who [[Explodes you with my mind\|invents anything]] can have the first name 'John', followed by a surname describing what it is they invented. Initially, this was thought to be a plain act of nominal vanity. However, upon further study of our most illustrious institutions, such as [[John Words\|Words]] and [[John Numbers\|Numbers]], and [[Email]], scientists have concluded that she was, to use a technical term, "right on the [[money]]".

	The hypothesis, unlike other hypotheses, cannot be invoked in the format '[surname] hypothesis', as both the name of the hypothesis and John John-Hypothesis's surname would become recursive and infinite, risking the fabric of the space-[[time]] continuum. This was outlawed in 1702, following an incident in which a researcher attempted to invoke the hypothesis in such an irresponsible manner, resulting in a near hyper-omnishambles-level event (the collapse of the space-time continuum), which was only prevented when, with some stellar quick thinking, they used [[duct tape]] to hold the continuum in place. The remaining chip in space-time is thought to be what enables the hypothesis to be proposed in the first place, its effects stretching back before its creation, altering space-time to fit it. It is also the hole out of which CEOs and world leaders crawled from the Dark Realm, which exists beyond our reality.		The hypothesis, unlike other hypotheses, cannot be invoked in the format '[surname] hypothesis', as both the name of the hypothesis and John John-Hypothesis's surname would become recursive and infinite, risking the fabric of the space-[[time]] continuum. This was outlawed in 1702, following an incident in which a researcher attempted to invoke the hypothesis in such an irresponsible manner, resulting in a near hyper-omnishambles-level event (the collapse of the space-time continuum), which was only prevented when, with some stellar quick thinking, they used [[duct tape]] to hold the continuum in place. The remaining chip in space-time is thought to be what enables the hypothesis to be proposed in the first place, its effects stretching back before its creation, altering space-time to fit it. It is also the hole out of which CEOs and world leaders crawled from the Dark Realm, which exists beyond our reality.

Thesamplemotion: link to duct tape

2025-07-28T22:56:18Z

link to duct tape

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	The '''John hypothesis''', conceived by [[John John-Hypothesis]] in 1701 [[CD]], [[United States of America\|states]] that [[anyone]] who [[Explodes you with my mind\|invents anything]] can have the first name 'John', followed by a surname describing what it is they invented. Initially, this was thought to be a plain act of nominal vanity. However, upon further study of our most illustrious institutions, such as [[John Words\|Words]] and [[John Numbers\|Numbers]], and [[Email]], scientists have concluded that she was, to use a technical term, "right on the [[money]]".		The '''John hypothesis''', conceived by [[John John-Hypothesis]] in 1701 [[CD]], [[United States of America\|states]] that [[anyone]] who [[Explodes you with my mind\|invents anything]] can have the first name 'John', followed by a surname describing what it is they invented. Initially, this was thought to be a plain act of nominal vanity. However, upon further study of our most illustrious institutions, such as [[John Words\|Words]] and [[John Numbers\|Numbers]], and [[Email]], scientists have concluded that she was, to use a technical term, "right on the [[money]]".

	The hypothesis, unlike other hypotheses, cannot be invoked in the format '[surname] hypothesis', as both the name of the hypothesis and John John-Hypothesis's surname would become recursive and infinite, risking the fabric of the space-[[time]] continuum. This was outlawed in 1702, following an incident in which a researcher attempted to invoke the hypothesis in such an irresponsible manner, resulting in a near hyper-omnishambles-level event (the collapse of the space-time continuum), which was only prevented when, with some stellar quick thinking, they used duct tape to hold the continuum in place. The remaining chip in space-time is thought to be what enables the hypothesis to be proposed in the first place, its effects stretching back before its creation, altering space-time to fit it. It is also the hole out of which CEOs and world leaders crawled from the Dark Realm, which exists beyond our reality.		The hypothesis, unlike other hypotheses, cannot be invoked in the format '[surname] hypothesis', as both the name of the hypothesis and John John-Hypothesis's surname would become recursive and infinite, risking the fabric of the space-[[time]] continuum. This was outlawed in 1702, following an incident in which a researcher attempted to invoke the hypothesis in such an irresponsible manner, resulting in a near hyper-omnishambles-level event (the collapse of the space-time continuum), which was only prevented when, with some stellar quick thinking, they used [[duct tape]] to hold the continuum in place. The remaining chip in space-time is thought to be what enables the hypothesis to be proposed in the first place, its effects stretching back before its creation, altering space-time to fit it. It is also the hole out of which CEOs and world leaders crawled from the Dark Realm, which exists beyond our reality.

	Some inventors, upon learning of the John hypothesis, call themselves other names to be different. Which is fair enough.		Some inventors, upon learning of the John hypothesis, call themselves other names to be different. Which is fair enough.

Thesamplemotion: /* Notable exceptions */ added john nirvana

2025-07-15T15:55:09Z

Notable exceptions: added john nirvana

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	* [[Spiders\|John Spiders]]		* [[Spiders\|John Spiders]]
	* [[John Hypothesis]]		* [[John Hypothesis]]
			* [[John Nirvana]]

Thesamplemotion: works better as 1 paragraph imo

2025-07-15T09:54:17Z

works better as 1 paragraph imo

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	Some inventors, upon learning of the John hypothesis, call themselves other names to be different. Which is fair enough.		Some inventors, upon learning of the John hypothesis, call themselves other names to be different. Which is fair enough.

	That the John hypothesis makes no sense, is easily solved by not thinking about it.		That the John hypothesis makes no sense, is easily solved by not thinking about it. Or, indeed, by stating the refrain: "[[Quantum Physics\|quantum physics]]". Everything works in quantum physics. Well, everything both works and does not work. But I guess that's something.

	Or, indeed, by stating the refrain: "[[Quantum Physics\|quantum physics]]". Everything works in quantum physics. Well, everything both works and does not work. But I guess that's something.

	== Notable exceptions ==		== Notable exceptions ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 10:40, 27 June 2025

2025-06-27T10:40:05Z

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	Or, indeed, by stating the refrain: "[[Quantum Physics\|quantum physics]]". Everything works in quantum physics. Well, everything both works and does not work. But I guess that's something.		Or, indeed, by stating the refrain: "[[Quantum Physics\|quantum physics]]". Everything works in quantum physics. Well, everything both works and does not work. But I guess that's something.

	== Notable ~~examples~~ ==		== Notable exceptions ==

	* [[John John-Hypothesis]]		* [[John John-Hypothesis]]

Thesamplemotion: /* Notable examples */ added john hypothesis (the guy)

2025-06-24T21:46:39Z

Notable examples: added john hypothesis (the guy)

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	* [[Jane Lens Wipe for Glasses]]		* [[Jane Lens Wipe for Glasses]]
	* [[Spiders\|John Spiders]]		* [[Spiders\|John Spiders]]
			* [[John Hypothesis]]

Thesamplemotion: no john spiders page yet so links to spiders rather than just john spiders himself

2025-06-05T15:25:04Z

no john spiders page yet so links to spiders rather than just john spiders himself

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	* [[John Glasses]]		* [[John Glasses]]
	* [[Jane Lens Wipe for Glasses]]		* [[Jane Lens Wipe for Glasses]]
			* [[Spiders\|John Spiders]]