Jesus - Revision history

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 06:57, 6 August 2025

2025-08-06T06:57:46Z

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	'''Jesus ‘the Sex Understander’ of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png\|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God\|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.		'''Jesus ‘the Sex Understander’ of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png\|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God\|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 21:44, 4 July 2025

2025-07-04T21:44:50Z

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	== Death 1 ==		== Death 1 ==
	Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One of the Jesus subfandoms, often known as ~~Catholic~~, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.		Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One of the Jesus subfandoms, often known as Catholicism, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.

	== Resurrection ==		== Resurrection ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 21:43, 4 July 2025

2025-07-04T21:43:57Z

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	== Death 1 ==		== Death 1 ==
	Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One ~~group~~ of ~~his fandom~~, often known as Catholic, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.		Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One of the Jesus subfandoms, often known as Catholic, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.

	== Resurrection ==		== Resurrection ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 21:42, 4 July 2025

2025-07-04T21:42:45Z

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	== Teachings ==		== Teachings ==
	Jeebs was famous for making long speeches, which were often boring, but sometimes snacks were included. He often told his [[X\|twitter]] followers to get gender reassignment surgery and to practice good [[~~Dental~~ hygiene]].		Jeebs was famous for making long speeches, which were often boring, but sometimes snacks were included. He often told his [[X\|twitter]] followers to get gender reassignment surgery and to practice good [[dental hygiene]].

	== Top Surgery ==		== Top Surgery ==

Hotdog0275 at 21:37, 4 July 2025

2025-07-04T21:37:21Z

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	== Early Life ==		== Early Life ==
	Coming from humble beginnings, Jesus was born, wrapped in swaddling clothes, and laid in a Pret A Manger.		Coming from humble beginnings, Jesus was born, wrapped in swaddling clothes, and laid in a Pret A Manger.

			== Teachings ==
			Jeebs was famous for making long speeches, which were often boring, but sometimes snacks were included. He often told his [[X\|twitter]] followers to get gender reassignment surgery and to practice good [[Dental hygiene]].

	== Top Surgery ==		== Top Surgery ==
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	== Death 1 ==		== Death 1 ==
	Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding.		Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding. One group of his fandom, often known as Catholic, reenacts his first death through a railway network with stops at every major injury James was subjected to, thus giving it the name the Stations of the Cross. Such stops include Jesus is stripped and Jesus is nailed.

	== Resurrection ==		== Resurrection ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 21:28, 4 July 2025

2025-07-04T21:28:17Z

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	'''Jesus of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png\|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God\|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.		'''Jesus ‘the Sex Understander’ of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png\|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God\|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.

	[[File:Jesus, Byzanticon.jpg\|thumb\|This guy!]]		[[File:Jesus, Byzanticon.jpg\|thumb\|This guy!]]

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns: Text replacement - "[[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg" to "[[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png"

2025-05-20T11:55:51Z

Text replacement - "[[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg" to "[[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png"

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	'''Jesus of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:~~Patrick_fucking_dunking_it~~.~~jpeg~~\|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God\|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.		'''Jesus of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png\|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God\|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.

	[[File:Jesus, Byzanticon.jpg\|thumb\|This guy!]]		[[File:Jesus, Byzanticon.jpg\|thumb\|This guy!]]

WangleLine: jesus lore

2025-04-01T11:03:15Z

jesus lore

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	The procedure made him feel significantly more at ease in his own skin, easing gender dysphoria. Shortly after, he found many excuses to walk around town topless. Good for him.		The procedure made him feel significantly more at ease in his own skin, easing gender dysphoria. Shortly after, he found many excuses to walk around town topless. Good for him.

			== Death 1 ==
			Jessy got stapled to the cross and bled out from bleeding.

			== Resurrection ==
			They put him in a cave and he lived out from leeving.

			== Death 2 ==
			I don't remember how he died the second time around.

WangleLine at 11:00, 1 April 2025

2025-04-01T11:00:30Z

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	'''Jesus of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg\|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.		'''Jesus of Nazareth''', also known as '''Jesus Christ''' or '''Chrissy Jeebs''', [[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg\|was]] a preacher, teacher, and all around standup guy. He is the son of [[God\|Gosh]], and the central figure of Christianity and as such has been the subject of much appreciation as well as many disagreements and kerfuffles throughout history.

	[[File:Jesus, Byzanticon.jpg\|thumb\|This guy!]]		[[File:Jesus, Byzanticon.jpg\|thumb\|This guy!]]

WangleLine: top surgery

2025-03-31T18:46:00Z

top surgery

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	== Early Life ==		== Early Life ==
	Coming from humble beginnings, Jesus was born, wrapped in swaddling clothes, and laid in a Pret A Manger.		Coming from humble beginnings, Jesus was born, wrapped in swaddling clothes, and laid in a Pret A Manger.

			== Top Surgery ==
			Chris was one of the first [[transgender]] men in recorded history, wearing his top surgery scars with pride.

			The procedure made him feel significantly more at ease in his own skin, easing gender dysphoria. Shortly after, he found many excuses to walk around town topless. Good for him.