Jean d'Emaileux - Revision history

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	'''Jean d'Emaileux''' (1 December 1808 - 18 June 1902) [[:File:~~Patrick_fucking_dunking_it~~.~~jpeg~~\|was]] a [[France\|French]] essayist, hawker, and inventor. [[Today]] he is considered to have been the [[True...\|true]] inventor of the [[email]], despite the credit for this invention having been claimed by [[John the Email]].		'''Jean d'Emaileux''' (1 December 1808 - 18 June 1902) [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png\|was]] a [[France\|French]] essayist, hawker, and inventor. [[Today]] he is considered to have been the [[True...\|true]] inventor of the [[email]], despite the credit for this invention having been claimed by [[John the Email]].

	== Early life ==		== Early life ==

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	'''Jean d'Emaileux''' (1 December 1808 - 18 June 1902) was a [[France\|French]] essayist, hawker, and inventor. [[Today]] he is considered to have been the [[True...\|true]] inventor of the [[email]], despite the credit for this invention having been claimed by [[John the Email]].		'''Jean d'Emaileux''' (1 December 1808 - 18 June 1902) [[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg\|was]] a [[France\|French]] essayist, hawker, and inventor. [[Today]] he is considered to have been the [[True...\|true]] inventor of the [[email]], despite the credit for this invention having been claimed by [[John the Email]].

	== Early life ==		== Early life ==

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	== Homosexual affairs ==		== Homosexual affairs ==
	Throughout his time at the University of Poitiers, d’Emaileux gained a reputation for being romantically involved with other men. Though he denied such claims, he would write and publish essays on the subjects of personal liberation, sexual freedom, and how cool it is to [[kissing\|kiss]] other men, to wide acclaim.		Throughout his time at the University of Poitiers, d’Emaileux gained a reputation for being [[Dating\|romantically involved]] with other men. Though he denied such claims, he would write and publish essays on the subjects of personal liberation, sexual freedom, and how cool it is to [[kissing\|kiss]] other men, to wide acclaim.

	Volume III of d’Emaileux’s diaries, all of which were published posthumously, contains the details of his homosexual relationships.		Volume III of d’Emaileux’s diaries, all of which were published posthumously, contains the details of [[Him\|his]] homosexual relationships.

	== Invention and theft of the email ==		== Invention and theft of the email ==
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	== Illness and death ==		== Illness and death ==
	So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild Star Trek cosplayers.		So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild [[You\|Star Trek cosplayers]].

	This is often thought to have been the work of [[Jesus 2]], the Second Son of [[God]]. Scholars believe it to be an act of rebellion against his father for not provoking the invention of the bagless vacuum cleaner back in 1808. Of course, however, this cannot be proven, much like his suspected involvement with the plenitude of odd occurrences throughout history.		This is often thought to have been the work of [[Jesus 2]], the Second Son of [[God]]. Scholars believe it to be an act of rebellion against his father for not provoking the invention of the bagless vacuum cleaner back in 1808. Of course, however, this cannot be proven, much like his suspected involvement with the plenitude of odd occurrences throughout history.
	[[Category:Email]]		[[Category:Email]]

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	== Invention and theft of the email ==		== Invention and theft of the email ==

	For many years, d’Emaileux was frustrated by the great amount of time it took to communicate by post, and often noted down ideas for expedited forms of communication, none of which came to fruition. One notable example was his idea for ''le telegraphe dansant,'' a kind of semaphore signal system wherein messages were communicated by voguing.		For many years, d’Emaileux was frustrated by the great amount of time it took to communicate by [[PostNL\|post]], and often noted down ideas for expedited forms of communication, none of which came to fruition. One notable example was his idea for ''le telegraphe dansant,'' a kind of semaphore signal system wherein messages were communicated by voguing.

	=== Dispute with John the Email ===		=== Dispute with John the Email ===

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	== Homosexual affairs ==		== Homosexual affairs ==
	Throughout his time at the University of Poitiers, d’Emaileux gained a reputation for being romantically involved with other men. Though he denied such claims, he would write and publish essays on the subjects of personal liberation, sexual freedom, and how cool it is to kiss other men, to wide acclaim.		Throughout his time at the University of Poitiers, d’Emaileux gained a reputation for being romantically involved with other men. Though he denied such claims, he would write and publish essays on the subjects of personal liberation, sexual freedom, and how cool it is to [[kissing\|kiss]] other men, to wide acclaim.

	Volume III of d’Emaileux’s diaries, all of which were published posthumously, contains the details of his homosexual relationships.		Volume III of d’Emaileux’s diaries, all of which were published posthumously, contains the details of his homosexual relationships.

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	== Early life ==		== Early life ==
	Jean was born in the Emaileux region of France to parents Renauld and Marguerite d’Emaileux.		Jean was born in the Emaileux region of [[France]] to parents Renauld and Marguerite d’Emaileux.

	== Homosexual affairs ==		== Homosexual affairs ==

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	'''Jean d'Emaileux''' (1 December 1808 - 18 June 1902) was a [[France\|French]] essayist, hawker, and inventor. [[Today]] he is considered to have been the true inventor of the [[email]], despite the credit for this invention having been claimed by [[John the Email]].		'''Jean d'Emaileux''' (1 December 1808 - 18 June 1902) was a [[France\|French]] essayist, hawker, and inventor. [[Today]] he is considered to have been the [[True...\|true]] inventor of the [[email]], despite the credit for this invention having been claimed by [[John the Email]].

	== Early life ==		== Early life ==

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Illness and death

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	== Illness and death ==		== Illness and death ==
	So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild Star Trek cosplayers.		So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild Star Trek cosplayers.

			This is often thought to have been the work of [[Jesus 2]], the Second Son of [[God]]. Scholars believe it to be an act of rebellion against his father for not provoking the invention of the bagless vacuum cleaner back in 1808. Of course, however, this cannot be proven, much like his suspected involvement with the plenitude of odd occurrences throughout history.
	[[Category:Email]]		[[Category:Email]]

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	== Illness and death ==		== Illness and death ==
	So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild Star Trek cosplayers.		So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild Star Trek cosplayers.
			[[Category:Email]]

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	== Illness and death ==		== Illness and death ==
	So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of		So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild Star Trek cosplayers.