Infohazard - Revision history

VenaeAmoris: update: added gobby (he eats the pages)

2026-06-21T21:53:30Z

update: added gobby (he eats the pages)

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Teeth: nbsppy's number factory

2026-06-21T21:52:12Z

nbsppy's number factory

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VenaeAmoris: ough ugh my head hurt. Anyway now the deaths are 'randomized' enjoy

2026-06-21T21:45:29Z

ough ugh my head hurt. Anyway now the deaths are 'randomized' enjoy

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	<span class="deaths">This page has resulted in '''72''' deaths</span><span class="deaths_expand">(This counter is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.)</span>		<span class="deaths">This page has resulted in '''{{#expr:sqrt (floor(cos {{#time: U}} * 109) * floor(cos {{#time: U}} * 109))}}''' deaths</span><span class="deaths_expand">(This counter is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.)</span>

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VenaeAmoris: Added the page. Did some other things to the page too. Wouldn't you like to know.

2026-06-21T21:19:50Z

Added the page. Did some other things to the page too. Wouldn't you like to know.

New page

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Infohazards are hazardous informations which make your brain go oogh owgh ugh oogh.

== List of Infohazards ==
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Connection Terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but we here at pronounmail the wiki ([[File:Pronounmail.png|30px|frameless|alt=The pronounmail logo]]) have redacted all information on this page that might result in further [[death]], because the hole has gotten too full. Please instead read the following guide on how to avoid infohazards in the workplace.

pronounmail the wiki ([[File:Pronounmail.png|30px|frameless|alt=The pronounmail logo]]) is committed to maintaining a workplace free from hazardous memetic content. We hope these tips will engender a safer, happier, healthier working environment. 
1. Don't think.
Thinking has been shown to be the #1 cause of death. Can you think of a death not caused by thinking? Trick question— don't.
"If you think about it," - words of a hazardous cretin who LIVES in the [[the sinner hole.|PIT]] now. Um, yeah, you're welcome. 
2. Examples of Infohazards
Though we won't name any infohazards directly, we can share some common types of infohazards so you know what to avoid:
• Games
• James
• Internet
• The Hole
• Nickleback the band
• Itemized Lists
• Most [[United States of America|American]] cultural touchstones
• Historical
• Clerical
• Errant
• The One That Kills You
• [[piss|Fluids]] 
3. Philosophy
If you think hard enough, you can stop thinking. There are two primary strategies for this: 1. Extensive philosophical inquiry; 2. meow meow meow. mew meow mrrrow meow! mow mow mee-ow. mrr? mow! 
3. SDMITDAFSAUYCCDTAISIBPSTAINOFJTMNWDYDTFYSUAR
If it is too late, and you have already thought of an infohazard, remember this simple acronym: Stop, Drop, Make It Bounce, Do A [[spinning|Flip]], Stop Again, Use Your Cyanide Capsule, Don't Think About It, Stop It, Bad Puppy, Stop Thinking About It, No, Okay, Fine Just Tell Me, NO WHY DID YOU DO THAT, FUCK, YOU'VE SCREWED US ALL, [[sisyphus|Roll]].


== The Game ==
You just lost it.

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