Hellomynameisjoe - Revision history

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 11:02, 3 August 2025

2025-08-03T11:02:36Z

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:hellomynameisjoe}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:hellomynameisjoe}}
	'''hellomynameisjoe''' (~~2005–~~????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians of all time. They have no affiliation whatsoever with [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns]].		'''hellomynameisjoe''' ([[2005]]–????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians of all time. They have no affiliation whatsoever with [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns]].

			== Thing done ==
			In 1889 DCE (Durong Canned Eggwhites), hellomynameisjoe invented how [[cinnamon]] tastes. This monumental achievement was rewarded with the Nobel Prize for Baffling Stupidity.

	== Critical recipes ==		== Critical recipes ==
	{{quote\|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.\|one of my teachers}}		{{quote\|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.\|one of my teachers}}

	== Coventry ==		== Coventry ==
	Some sources suggest hellomynameisjoe is from [[the Netherlands]]. This is not okay for multiple obvious reasons, as well as some less obvious ones, and one particularly obscure one.		Some sources suggest hellomynameisjoe is from [[the Netherlands]]. This is not okay for multiple obvious reasons, as well as some less obvious ones, and one particularly obscure one.

	== External organs ==		== External organs ==
	[https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at.		[https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at.
	[[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]]		[[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]]

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 08:55, 4 March 2025

2025-03-04T08:55:42Z

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:hellomynameisjoe}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:hellomynameisjoe}}
	'''hellomynameisjoe''' (2005–????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians. They have no affiliation whatsoever with [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns]].		'''hellomynameisjoe''' (2005–????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians of all time. They have no affiliation whatsoever with [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns]].
	== Critical recipes ==		== Critical recipes ==
	{{quote\|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.\|one of my teachers}}		{{quote\|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.\|one of my teachers}}

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns: heartbreaking

2025-03-01T09:02:22Z

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 {{quote|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.|one of my teachers}}
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 Some sources suggest hellomynameisjoe is from [[the Netherlands]]. This is not okay for multiple obvious reasons, as well as some less obvious ones, and one particularly obscure one.
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 [https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at.
 [[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]]

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 08:58, 1 March 2025

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 '''hellomynameisjoe''' (2005–????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians. They have no affiliation whatsoever with [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns]].
-== Critical recipes ==
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 {{quote|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.|one of my teachers}}
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 Some sources suggest hellomynameisjoe is from [[the Netherlands]]. This is not okay for multiple obvious reasons, as well as some less obvious ones, and one particularly obscure one.
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 [https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at.
 [[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]]

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 18:04, 23 February 2025

2025-02-23T18:04:07Z

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Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 16:49, 12 February 2025

2025-02-12T16:49:18Z

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	[https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at.		[https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at.
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Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns: Created page with "{{DISPLAYTITLE:hellomynameisjoe}} '''hellomynameisjoe''' (2005–????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians. They have no affiliation whatsoever with User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns. == Critical recipes == {{quote|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC..."

2024-12-17T22:41:21Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:hellomynameisjoe}}
'''hellomynameisjoe''' (2005–????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians. They have no affiliation whatsoever with [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns]].
== Critical recipes ==
{{quote|For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.|one of my teachers}}
== Coventry ==
Some sources suggest hellomynameisjoe is from [[the Netherlands]]. This is not okay for multiple obvious reasons, as well as some less obvious ones, and one particularly obscure one.
== External organs ==
[https://hellomynameisjoe.pronounmail.com Official website], where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at.
[[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]]