Frutiger Aero - Revision history

Leah at 20:50, 28 May 2026

2026-05-28T20:50:08Z

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	[[File:Aero.png\|alt=A picture of a mint aero chocolate bar\|thumb\|Frutiger Aero was invented by the Nestle Corporation for use in Airports, which became irrelevant after [[9/11\|they hit the towers]].]]		{{Distinguish\|Aqua Lucida Grande}}[[File:Aero.png\|alt=A picture of a mint aero chocolate bar\|thumb\|Frutiger Aero was invented by the Nestle Corporation for use in Airports, which became irrelevant after [[9/11\|they hit the towers]].]]
	"What is even the point of having a [[Computer]] if you don't want to reach inside the screen, '''grisp the UI''' with your '''grubby paws''', and '''[[kissing\|lick]] it'''??" In 2001, one hundred [[Guillotine\|corporate]] executives gathered together at a ski resort and did ''so much [[drugs\|cocaine]]'' that they asked that very question for the first time. The result was a computing-experience so delectably piquant that it's etched itself onto the minds of millions.		"What is even the point of having a [[Computer]] if you don't want to reach inside the screen, '''grisp the UI''' with your '''grubby paws''', and '''[[kissing\|lick]] it'''??" In 2001, one hundred [[Guillotine\|corporate]] executives gathered together at a ski resort and did ''so much [[drugs\|cocaine]]'' that they asked that very question for the first time. The result was a computing-experience so delectably piquant that it's etched itself onto the minds of millions.

Leah at 20:39, 28 May 2026

2026-05-28T20:39:31Z

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	== Okay so ==		== Okay so ==
	Whenever something [[Gay People\|Fruit]]<nowiki/>iger Aero pops up everyone's like ''wow this is the future that was promised to us'' '''Motherfucker''' the 2000s were a time where, very famously, nothing was promised to anyone. This visual style started and ended during the Bush presidency. You were not promised shit!!! You are dumb as hell if you thought anything good was going to come out of the developments of this period!! Anyway I grew up on Windows 8.1 so I think all versions of Windows prior and since look UGLY and DEVOID OF PERSONALITY and STOP calling anything that isn't Windows Vista or 7 "Frutiger Aero" Because they are Not Aero and almost certainly not using Frutiger or one of its one trillion knockoffs. This is Leah by the way		Whenever something [[Gay People\|Fruit]]<nowiki/>iger Aero pops up everyone's like ''wow this is the future that was promised to us'' '''Motherfucker''' the 2000s were a time where, very famously, nothing was promised to anyone. This visual style started and ended during the Bush presidency. You were not promised shit!!! You are dumb as hell if you thought anything good was going to come out of the developments of this period!! Anyway I grew up on Windows 8.1 so I think all versions of Windows prior and since look UGLY and DEVOID OF PERSONALITY and STOP calling anything that isn't Windows Vista or 7 "Frutiger Aero" Because they are Not Aero and almost certainly not using Frutiger or one of its one trillion knockoffs. This is Leah by the way

			=== One Exception ===
			The Ford 021C looks cool but if I saw it in real life I think it would give me a tummy ache

Leah at 20:38, 28 May 2026

2026-05-28T20:38:09Z

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			[[File:Aero.png\|alt=A picture of a mint aero chocolate bar\|thumb\|Frutiger Aero was invented by the Nestle Corporation for use in Airports, which became irrelevant after [[9/11\|they hit the towers]].]]
	"What is even the point of having a [[Computer]] if you don't want to reach inside the screen, '''grisp the UI''' with your '''grubby paws''', and '''[[kissing\|lick]] it'''??" In 2001, one hundred [[Guillotine\|corporate]] executives gathered together at a ski resort and did ''so much [[drugs\|cocaine]]'' that they asked that very question for the first time. The result was a computing-experience so delectably piquant that it's etched itself onto the minds of millions.		"What is even the point of having a [[Computer]] if you don't want to reach inside the screen, '''grisp the UI''' with your '''grubby paws''', and '''[[kissing\|lick]] it'''??" In 2001, one hundred [[Guillotine\|corporate]] executives gathered together at a ski resort and did ''so much [[drugs\|cocaine]]'' that they asked that very question for the first time. The result was a computing-experience so delectably piquant that it's etched itself onto the minds of millions.

	== The Flattening ==		== The Flattening ==
	In version <code>1.13</code>, they killed off Aero made everything flat. This was called '''The Flattening'''. Things stayed that way until someone dug up a grave and boiled the remains into a [[Liquid Glass\|suspicious stew]].		In version <code>1.13</code>, they killed off Aero made everything flat. This was called '''The Flattening'''. Things stayed that way until someone dug up a grave and boiled the remains into a [[Liquid Glass\|suspicious stew]].

			== Okay so ==
			Whenever something [[Gay People\|Fruit]]<nowiki/>iger Aero pops up everyone's like ''wow this is the future that was promised to us'' '''Motherfucker''' the 2000s were a time where, very famously, nothing was promised to anyone. This visual style started and ended during the Bush presidency. You were not promised shit!!! You are dumb as hell if you thought anything good was going to come out of the developments of this period!! Anyway I grew up on Windows 8.1 so I think all versions of Windows prior and since look UGLY and DEVOID OF PERSONALITY and STOP calling anything that isn't Windows Vista or 7 "Frutiger Aero" Because they are Not Aero and almost certainly not using Frutiger or one of its one trillion knockoffs. This is Leah by the way

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2026-04-29T01:40:52Z

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"What is even the point of having a [[Computer]] if you don't want to reach inside the screen, '''grisp the UI''' with your '''grubby paws''', and '''[[kissing|lick]] it'''??" In 2001, one hundred [[Guillotine|corporate]] executives gathered together at a ski resort and did ''so much [[drugs|cocaine]]'' that they asked that very question for the first time. The result was a computing-experience so delectably piquant that it's etched itself onto the minds of millions.

== The Flattening ==
In version <code>1.13</code>, they killed off Aero made everything flat. This was called '''The Flattening'''. Things stayed that way until someone dug up a grave and boiled the remains into a [[Liquid Glass|suspicious stew]].