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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Every newborn [[baby]] is assigned a [[Numbers|number]] at birth called a '''credit score'''. This number can only ever go <sub>'''down'''</sub>.<br />
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== Mechanics ==<br />
Newborn babies receive a credit score based on the wealth of their parents according the following [[Mathematics|formula]].<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|+ Helpful Table<br />
|-<br />
! Parent's Net Worth !! [[Baby]]'s First Credit Score<br />
|-<br />
| [[One]] [[Elon|William]] || [[Google+]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Guillotine|Buillion]] || 1×10<sup>9</sup><br />
|-<br />
| Anything less || [[Four]]<br />
|}<br />
Whenever an entity is random-ticked, it rolls a [[12]]-sided die to determine how many points to subtract from its credit score.<br />
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== ± ==<br />
When an entity's credit score drops below 0, it is instantly teleported to hell.<br />
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== Speedrunning ==<br />
[[Capitalism|Why]] would you want to do this?<br />
* [[Klarma]]</div>Teeth