Cheese - Revision history

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 12:49, 2 December 2025

2025-12-02T12:49:36Z

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	~~Cheese,~~ {{distinguish\|Chess}}		{{distinguish\|Chess}}

	'''Cheese''', {{distinguish\|Chess}}, is a form of processed [[animal]] juice. It comes in a variety of forms, such as large chunks, small chunks, wet blobs and those tiny cubes you get as an appetizer at dinner partys.		'''Cheese''', {{distinguish\|Chess}}, is a form of processed [[animal]] juice. It comes in a variety of forms, such as large chunks, small chunks, wet blobs and those tiny cubes you get as an appetizer at dinner partys.
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	== Cultural importance ==		== Cultural importance ==
	As cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}} is absolutely fucking delicious, it plays a vital role in cuisines all around the world. Many people also praise it for its supposed healing properties.		As cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}} is absolutely fucking delicious, it plays a vital role in cuisines all around the world. Many people also praise it for its supposed healing properties.

			== Not to be confused with ==
			* [[Chess]]

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 20:58, 24 November 2025

2025-11-24T20:58:04Z

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	'''Cheese''', ~~not to be confused with [[~~Chess]], is a form of processed [[animal]] juice. It comes in a variety of forms, such as large chunks, small chunks, wet blobs and those tiny cubes you get as an appetizer at dinner partys.		Cheese, {{distinguish\|Chess}}

			'''Cheese''', {{distinguish\|Chess}}, is a form of processed [[animal]] juice. It comes in a variety of forms, such as large chunks, small chunks, wet blobs and those tiny cubes you get as an appetizer at dinner partys.

	== Varieties ==		== Varieties ==

	=== Normal cheese ===		=== Normal cheese ===
	To create normal cheese, [[Milkshake\|milk]] is emulsified with chymosin, which starts a curdling process that separates it into whey (referred to as "precum" in the industry) and a strange [[Walter White\|white]] substance. Scientists are still unsure about the exact composition of this substance, though they are certain that it tastes absolutely delectable. Some cheese makers also add strep-bacteria into their cheese. Why or how they do so remains a mystery.		To create normal cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}}, [[Milkshake\|milk]] is emulsified with chymosin, which starts a curdling process that separates it into whey (referred to as "precum" in the industry) and a strange [[Walter White\|white]] substance. Scientists are still unsure about the exact composition of this substance, though they are certain that it tastes absolutely delectable. Some cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}} makers also add strep-bacteria into their cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}}. Why or how they do so remains a mystery.

	For optimal storage and consumption, the base material is pressed to remove all excess precum and then molded into wheels. These wheels are stored in basements or caves, where they slowly go insane and thereby develop their unique taste. To test the quality of the cheese, some wheels are mounted onto cars and driven around the Nurburgring by experienced cheese-racers.		For optimal storage and consumption, the base material is pressed to remove all excess precum and then molded into wheels. These wheels are stored in basements or caves, where they slowly go insane and thereby develop their unique taste. To test the quality of the cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}}, some wheels are mounted onto cars and driven around the Nurburgring by experienced cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}}-racers.

	=== American cheese ===		=== American cheese ===
	For [[United States of America\|American]] cheese, normal cheese is shredded and mixed with a variety of chemicals that not only help to keep [[Painkillers\|pharmaceutical companies]] in business, but also make it deliciously melty.		For [[United States of America\|American]] cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}}, normal cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}} is shredded and mixed with a variety of chemicals that not only help to keep [[Painkillers\|pharmaceutical companies]] in business, but also make it deliciously melty.

	=== Mental illnesses ===		=== Mental illnesses ===
	Some people like to get their cheese ~~moldy~~ before they eat it. This practice is very strange and has therefore been outlawed in 96 countries worldwide, though ~~moldy~~ cheese is still a highly valued good on the black market.		Some people like to get their cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}} mouldy before they eat it. This practice is very strange and has therefore been outlawed in 96 countries worldwide, though mouldy cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}} is still a highly valued good on the black market.

	== Cultural importance ==		== Cultural importance ==
	As cheese is absolutely fucking delicious, it plays a vital role in cuisines all around the world. Many people also praise it for its supposed healing properties.		As cheese {{distinguish\|Chess}} is absolutely fucking delicious, it plays a vital role in cuisines all around the world. Many people also praise it for its supposed healing properties.

Teeth: linky animal

2025-08-02T17:47:17Z

linky animal

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	'''Cheese''', not to be confused with [[Chess]], is a form of processed animal juice. It comes in a variety of forms, such as large chunks, small chunks, wet blobs and those tiny cubes you get as an appetizer at dinner partys.		'''Cheese''', not to be confused with [[Chess]], is a form of processed [[animal]] juice. It comes in a variety of forms, such as large chunks, small chunks, wet blobs and those tiny cubes you get as an appetizer at dinner partys.

	== Varieties ==		== Varieties ==

Veryfarawayhorse: yummy

2025-05-17T11:40:38Z

yummy

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'''Cheese''', not to be confused with [[Chess]], is a form of processed animal juice. It comes in a variety of forms, such as large chunks, small chunks, wet blobs and those tiny cubes you get as an appetizer at dinner partys.

== Varieties ==

=== Normal cheese ===
To create normal cheese, [[Milkshake|milk]] is emulsified with chymosin, which starts a curdling process that separates it into whey (referred to as "precum" in the industry) and a strange [[Walter White|white]] substance. Scientists are still unsure about the exact composition of this substance, though they are certain that it tastes absolutely delectable. Some cheese makers also add strep-bacteria into their cheese. Why or how they do so remains a mystery.

For optimal storage and consumption, the base material is pressed to remove all excess precum and then molded into wheels. These wheels are stored in basements or caves, where they slowly go insane and thereby develop their unique taste. To test the quality of the cheese, some wheels are mounted onto cars and driven around the Nurburgring by experienced cheese-racers.

=== American cheese ===
For [[United States of America|American]] cheese, normal cheese is shredded and mixed with a variety of chemicals that not only help to keep [[Painkillers|pharmaceutical companies]] in business, but also make it deliciously melty.

=== Mental illnesses ===
Some people like to get their cheese moldy before they eat it. This practice is very strange and has therefore been outlawed in 96 countries worldwide, though moldy cheese is still a highly valued good on the black market.

== Cultural importance ==
As cheese is absolutely fucking delicious, it plays a vital role in cuisines all around the world. Many people also praise it for its supposed healing properties.