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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Bread is a delicious and commonplace foodstuff. It's regarded as a staple food of many cultures, even though staples are not generally regarded as food at all.<br />
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== Features of bread ==<br />
Bread has several distinct features that one may use to identify it as such:<br />
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* A [[Bread Crunchiness Index|crunchy]] outer crust, which is no more healthy than the rest of the loaf, ''mom.''<br />
* A soft and fluffy inner section.<br />
* A baking process involving dough that ''rises'' — either using yeast or baking soda.<br />
* Really good smell.<br />
* Going stale after a few days, with the crunchiness of the crust spreading to the inside as the loaf dehydrates.<br />
** If the loaf does not dehydrate, [[Mould|accidental fungal predation]] may occur instead.<br />
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Christians may choose to bake bread that does not rise: they believe that [[Jesus]] has already risen, so doing any more rising would be blasphemous.<br />
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Side-products of bread include [[beer]], probably.<br />
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== How to make bread ==<br />
I was gonna copypaste a random recipe from the internet in here but I couldn't find one that was straightforward enough. Turns out this stuff is hard to make.<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
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* Sliced bread is the best thing since.. wait... oh no... what's going on???<br />
* If you bake bread for too long, it turns into [[Toast]]. That's okay.<br />
* If you bake bread for WAY too long, it turns into a charred, carbonized mess. That's your loss, really.<br />
* If you teleport bread, '''[DATA EXPUNGED]'''</div>Silky