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Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns: Text replacement - "[[Quantum Physics" to "[[quantum physics"

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Text replacement - "[[Quantum Physics" to "[[quantum physics"

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	Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "[[URETHRA!!]]", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.		Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "[[URETHRA!!]]", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.

	As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex\|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[~~Quantum Physics~~\|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].		As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex\|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[quantum physics\|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].

	However, Arse realised that the sheer level of [[swag]] achieved through these newly-discovered "homosexual" acts was enough to provoke space-time anomalies, resulting in the formation of black holes which could be dangerous to life, so they had to be stopped. Thankfully, the only areas where these appeared were in then-uninhabited areas of [[Great Britain]], where they remain to this day beneath most suburban towns, sucking the life and soul out of them and any of their visitors or inhabitants.		However, Arse realised that the sheer level of [[swag]] achieved through these newly-discovered "homosexual" acts was enough to provoke space-time anomalies, resulting in the formation of black holes which could be dangerous to life, so they had to be stopped. Thankfully, the only areas where these appeared were in then-uninhabited areas of [[Great Britain]], where they remain to this day beneath most suburban towns, sucking the life and soul out of them and any of their visitors or inhabitants.

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 06:10, 25 July 2025

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	== Early life ==		== Early life ==
	Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "~~Eureka~~!", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.		Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "[[URETHRA!!]]", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.

	As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex\|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[Quantum Physics\|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].		As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex\|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[Quantum Physics\|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].
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	== On-time life ==		== On-time life ==
	Three years later, King Wotsisname (no, that really was his name) consulted Arse about a method by which he could measure the gold content of his crown or... something. Remembering his theory of This Placement, Arse once more cried, "~~Eureka~~!", which he could now say, since he had acquired the knowledge of speech some 15 years prior. Wotsisname, however, instead of interpreting it as Greek for "~~I have it!~~", instead thought that Arse was remarking that he smelled awful, so banished him from Wherezitnow in a fit of rage. (I promise I haven't made these names up.)		Three years later, King Wotsisname (no, that really was his name) consulted Arse about a method by which he could measure the gold content of his crown or... something. Remembering his theory of This Placement, Arse once more cried, "[[URETHRA!!]]", which he could now say, since he had acquired the knowledge of speech some 15 years prior. Wotsisname, however, instead of interpreting it as Greek for "[[piss]] [[tube]]", instead thought that Arse was remarking that he smelled awful, so banished him from Wherezitnow in a fit of rage. (I promise I haven't made these names up.)

	Arse pleaded with the King to allow him to stay, citing all the good he'd done with his bath-based bottom bonanza of three years prior, but Wotsisname was having none of his bullshit.		Arse pleaded with the King to allow him to stay, citing all the good he'd done with his bath-based bottom bonanza of three years prior, but Wotsisname was having none of his bullshit.

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	== Controver-life ==		== Controver-life ==
	What's this guy's fucking deal with bathtubs?~~{{stub}}~~		What's this guy's fucking deal with bathtubs?

Thesamplemotion: couple of dinks and some words changed

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couple of dinks and some words changed

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	Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "Eureka!", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.		Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "Eureka!", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.

	As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to get up to no good with in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that it ~~broke apart and reformed within~~ a ~~matter~~ of ~~seconds~~.		As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex\|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[Quantum Physics\|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].

	However, Arse realised that the sheer level of swag achieved through these newly-discovered "homosexual" acts was enough to provoke space-time anomalies, resulting in the formation of black holes which could be dangerous to life, so they had to be stopped. Thankfully, the only areas where these appeared were in then-uninhabited areas of Great Britain, where they remain to this day beneath most suburban towns, sucking the life and soul out of them and any of their visitors or inhabitants.		However, Arse realised that the sheer level of [[swag]] achieved through these newly-discovered "homosexual" acts was enough to provoke space-time anomalies, resulting in the formation of black holes which could be dangerous to life, so they had to be stopped. Thankfully, the only areas where these appeared were in then-uninhabited areas of [[Great Britain]], where they remain to this day beneath most suburban towns, sucking the life and soul out of them and any of their visitors or inhabitants.

	== On-time life ==		== On-time life ==
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	Full of rage and anger, Arse was forced to begin roaming the Greek countryside, regionside, countyside, and metropolitanboroughside, where he would remain until his death.		Full of rage and anger, Arse was forced to begin roaming the Greek countryside, regionside, countyside, and metropolitanboroughside, where he would remain until his death.

	During the first 2 years of his exile, his hot, simmering emotions, like a pot of delicious, yummy emotion stew, were brought gradually to a boil by his isolation, and his interest in bathtubs became an absolute obsession. He would travel from village to village, drowning people in bathtubs in a ~~vein~~ attempt to make them see what he saw in them, the potential they held. To Arse, if they could reveal the wonder of This Placement, then what other secrets could they hold? This was a pattern he continued for 6 long, ~~watery~~ years, until, succumbing to the ultimate hubris, Arse drowned in his own bathtub in the woods of Ithaca in 31 AD.		During the first 2 years of his exile, his hot, simmering emotions, like a pot of delicious, yummy emotion stew, were brought gradually to a boil by his isolation, and his interest in bathtubs became an absolute obsession. He would travel from village to village, drowning people in bathtubs in a desperate but vain attempt to make them see what he saw in them, the potential they held. To Arse, if they could reveal the wonder of This Placement, then what other secrets of the Universe could they hold? This was a pattern he continued for [[6]] long, damp years, until, succumbing to the ultimate hubris, Arse drowned in his own bathtub in the woods of Ithaca in 31 AD.

	As it turned out, the final secret Arse would prize from the taps of a bathtub would be the means to his demise.		As it turned out, the final secret Arse would prize from the merciless, cold taps (and hot taps) of the bathtub would be the means to his demise.

	== ''Once In A Lifetime'' ==		== ''Once In A Lifetime'' ==

Thesamplemotion at 03:13, 25 July 2025

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	There is water		There is water

	At the bottom of the bathtub{{stub}}		At the bottom of the bathtub

			== Controver-life ==
			What's this guy's fucking deal with bathtubs?{{stub}}

Thesamplemotion: lots of things

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lots of things

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	'''Aristotle''' [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png\|was]] the [[Earth]]'s first and last [[You\|homosexual]]		'''Aristotle''' [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png\|was]] the [[Earth]]'s first and last [[You\|homosexual]]
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			== Early life ==
			Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "Eureka!", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.

			As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to get up to no good with in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that it broke apart and reformed within a matter of seconds.

			However, Arse realised that the sheer level of swag achieved through these newly-discovered "homosexual" acts was enough to provoke space-time anomalies, resulting in the formation of black holes which could be dangerous to life, so they had to be stopped. Thankfully, the only areas where these appeared were in then-uninhabited areas of Great Britain, where they remain to this day beneath most suburban towns, sucking the life and soul out of them and any of their visitors or inhabitants.

			== On-time life ==
			Three years later, King Wotsisname (no, that really was his name) consulted Arse about a method by which he could measure the gold content of his crown or... something. Remembering his theory of This Placement, Arse once more cried, "Eureka!", which he could now say, since he had acquired the knowledge of speech some 15 years prior. Wotsisname, however, instead of interpreting it as Greek for "I have it!", instead thought that Arse was remarking that he smelled awful, so banished him from Wherezitnow in a fit of rage. (I promise I haven't made these names up.)

			Arse pleaded with the King to allow him to stay, citing all the good he'd done with his bath-based bottom bonanza of three years prior, but Wotsisname was having none of his bullshit.

			== Late life ==
			Full of rage and anger, Arse was forced to begin roaming the Greek countryside, regionside, countyside, and metropolitanboroughside, where he would remain until his death.

			During the first 2 years of his exile, his hot, simmering emotions, like a pot of delicious, yummy emotion stew, were brought gradually to a boil by his isolation, and his interest in bathtubs became an absolute obsession. He would travel from village to village, drowning people in bathtubs in a vein attempt to make them see what he saw in them, the potential they held. To Arse, if they could reveal the wonder of This Placement, then what other secrets could they hold? This was a pattern he continued for 6 long, watery years, until, succumbing to the ultimate hubris, Arse drowned in his own bathtub in the woods of Ithaca in 31 AD.

			As it turned out, the final secret Arse would prize from the taps of a bathtub would be the means to his demise.

			== ''Once In A Lifetime'' ==
			There is water

			At the bottom of the bathtub{{stub}}

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns: Text replacement - "[[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg" to "[[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png"

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Text replacement - "[[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg" to "[[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png"

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Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 13:39, 1 May 2025

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	'''Aristotle''' [[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg\|was]] the [[Earth]]'s first and last [[You\|homosexual]]		'''Aristotle''' [[:File:Patrick_fucking_dunking_it.jpeg\|was]] the [[Earth]]'s first and last [[You\|homosexual]]
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WangleLine: add the patty

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add the patty

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Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 00:31, 21 November 2024

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