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-{{Tombox|The author of this article is from Algeria.}}
+{{Tombox|The author of this article is from Algeria.}}'''Algeria''' ([[France|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not created by [[God]] rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by [[France|French]]-[[Belgium|Belgian]] inventor Jean Algeur. The area was later partially acquired by [[France]] in 1830 as part of a massive corporate takeover, giving Algeur about 20 Francs and a 2e-8% share in France's GDP, this takeover later spread into other regions of Africa. It gained independence around 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory on their maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan [[France]] as well as just generally embarrassed for taking part of creating such a mess. Algeria grew to be the largest country in Africa and that's about it, yeah
 == Reception ==
-Algeria was generally viewed as a terrible idea with no real purpose, no one knows why they're there or how. Most people don't really know what Algeria is and usually regret knowing what it is.
+Algeria was generally viewed as a bad idea with no real purpose, no one knows why they're there or how. Most people don't really know what an Algeria is and usually regret knowing what it is.
 == Politics ==
-An Algerian prime minister once said in front of live television "If you want a dog to follow you, starve it out" this is real, you can look it up.
+An Algerian prime minister once spoke in front of live television
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Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns: /* History */

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History

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	The territory now known as Algeria was originally part of the hypothesized Saharan Sea, a vast inland body of water theorized to have once existed in Northern Africa. In 1825, Jean-Marie François developed a strain of genetically modified algae capable of exponential biomass production. According to contemporary reports, two grams of the algae spores could grow into a mass of approximately 30 tons of trees within two weeks.		The territory now known as Algeria was originally part of the hypothesized Saharan Sea, a vast inland body of water theorized to have once existed in Northern Africa. In 1825, Jean-Marie François developed a strain of genetically modified algae capable of exponential biomass production. According to contemporary reports, two grams of the algae spores could grow into a mass of approximately 30 tons of trees within two weeks.

	François intended to commercialize the algae for agricultural and industrial purposes, particularly for the cultivation of fast-growing trees bearing fruits such as olives, oranges, and figs. However, due to a lack of domestic interest—citing the fruits as incompatible with the French diet at the time - which consisted of ~~cigarettes~~ and onions - and pressure from the Big Tree cartel, François failed to secure sufficient investment.		François intended to commercialize the algae for agricultural and industrial purposes, particularly for the cultivation of fast-growing trees bearing fruits such as olives, oranges, and figs. However, due to a lack of domestic interest—citing the fruits as incompatible with the French diet at the time - which consisted of [[cigarette]]s and onions - and pressure from the Big Tree cartel, François failed to secure sufficient investment.

	Disillusioned, François relocated to Spain, where he began a self-funded effort to terraform a new landmass. The project, named ''Alguerie'', was envisioned as a land free from "corruption, sin, and women" . The name derives from the French word ''algue'' (algae), referencing the primary material used in the project. Jean is very bad at naming things.		Disillusioned, François relocated to Spain, where he began a self-funded effort to terraform a new landmass. The project, named ''Alguerie'', was envisioned as a land free from "corruption, sin, and women" . The name derives from the French word ''algue'' (algae), referencing the primary material used in the project. Jean is very bad at naming things.

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	{{Tombox\|~~text=~~The author of this article is from Algeria.}}		{{Tombox\|The author of this article is from Algeria.}}
	'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by [[France\|French]]-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by [[France]] and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan [[France]] as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the		'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by [[France\|French]]-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by [[France]] and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan [[France]] as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

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	{{Tombox\|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}		{{Tombox\|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}
	'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the		'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by [[France\|French]]-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by [[France]] and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan [[France]] as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

	== History ==		== History ==
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	There is very little academic research done about Algeria and its history, mainly because people don't really give a shit		There is very little academic research done about Algeria and its history, mainly because people don't really give a shit

	== Terraforming and ~~Collapse~~ ==		== Terraforming and [[C]]<nowiki/>ollapse ==

	[[File:Sand in d.jpg\|thumb\|Most of Algeria is just this]]		[[File:Sand in d.jpg\|thumb\|Most of Algeria is just this]]

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	{{Tombox\|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}		{{Tombox\|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}

	'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the		'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

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	{{Tombox\|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}		{{Tombox\|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}

	'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the		'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

	== History ==		== History ==

	The territory now known as Algeria was originally part of the hypothesized Saharan Sea, a vast inland body of water theorized to have once existed in Northern Africa. In 1825, Jean-Marie François developed a strain of genetically modified algae capable of exponential biomass production. According to contemporary reports, two grams of the algae spores could grow into a mass of approximately 30 tons of trees within two weeks.		The territory now known as Algeria was originally part of the hypothesized Saharan Sea, a vast inland body of water theorized to have once existed in Northern Africa. In 1825, Jean-Marie François developed a strain of genetically modified algae capable of exponential biomass production. According to contemporary reports, two grams of the algae spores could grow into a mass of approximately 30 tons of trees within two weeks.

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	== Terraforming and Collapse ==		== Terraforming and Collapse ==
	François began depositing soil and sand over the former sea basin, using a combination of mechanical dredging and imported earth to create habitable land. He then deployed his algae strains on an industrial scale, attempting to convert the barren terrain into a viable ecosystem.

	Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.
	[[File:Sand in d.jpg\|thumb\|Most of Algeria is just this]]		[[File:Sand in d.jpg\|thumb\|Most of Algeria is just this]]

			François began depositing soil and sand over the former sea basin, using a combination of mechanical dredging and imported earth to create habitable land. He then deployed his algae strains on an industrial scale, attempting to convert the barren terrain into a viable ecosystem.

			Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.

			== French Acquisition and Colonization ==

			[[File:Algeria Sahara Desert Photo From Drone 5.jpg\|thumb\|More sand]]





	~~== French Acquisition and Colonization ==~~
	In a final effort to recoup losses, François sold the land to the French Republic for ¥17 and a pack of Gauloises. In 1830, the French formally claimed the region as a colony, renaming it Algeria after the coastal city of ''Alguer'' (modern-day Algiers), which François had founded in 1828.		In a final effort to recoup losses, François sold the land to the French Republic for ¥17 and a pack of Gauloises. In 1830, the French formally claimed the region as a colony, renaming it Algeria after the coastal city of ''Alguer'' (modern-day Algiers), which François had founded in 1828.

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	The only notable thing Algeria had invented was jaundice and that feeling when you're about to sneeze but you can't.		The only notable thing Algeria had invented was jaundice and that feeling when you're about to sneeze but you can't.
	~~[[File:Algeria Sahara Desert Photo From Drone 5.jpg\|thumb\|More sand]]~~

	== Reception ==		== Reception ==

	Algeria was generally viewed as a terrible idea with no real purpose, no one knows why they're there or how. Most people don't really know what Algeria is and usually regret knowing what it is.		Algeria was generally viewed as a terrible idea with no real purpose, no one knows why they're there or how. Most people don't really know what Algeria is and usually regret knowing what it is.

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	== Politics ==		== Politics ==

	An Algerian prime minister once said in front of live television "If you want a dog to follow you, starve it out" this is real, you can look it up.		An Algerian prime minister once said in front of live television "If you want a dog to follow you, starve it out" this is real, you can look it up.
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	Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.		Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.
	[[File:Sand in d.jpg~~\|left~~\|thumb\|Most of Algeria is just this]]		[[File:Sand in d.jpg\|thumb\|Most of Algeria is just this]]

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	Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.		Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.
	[[File:Sand in d.jpg\|left\|thumb\|Most of Algeria is just this]]		[[File:Sand in d.jpg\|left\|thumb\|Most of Algeria is just this]]

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	{{Tombox\|text=The author of this article is from ~~here~~.}}		{{Tombox\|text=The author of this article is from Algeria.}}
	'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the		'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

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	Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.		Despite initial success, François ran out of funding within two years. He managed to cover only 9% of the total land area with viable vegetation, leaving the remaining 91% as uninhabitable desert. The venture was deemed a failure, and François declared bankruptcy in 1828.
			[[File:Sand in d.jpg\|left\|thumb\|Most of Algeria is just this]]








	== French Acquisition and Colonization ==		== French Acquisition and Colonization ==
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	The only notable thing Algeria had invented was jaundice and that feeling when you're about to sneeze but you can't.		The only notable thing Algeria had invented was jaundice and that feeling when you're about to sneeze but you can't.
			[[File:Algeria Sahara Desert Photo From Drone 5.jpg\|thumb\|More sand]]

	== Reception ==		== Reception ==

Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns at 18:01, 7 April 2025

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	{{Tombox\|text=The author of this article is from here.}}		{{Tombox\|text=The author of this article is from here.}}
	'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie;;), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the		'''Algeria''' ([[France\|French]]: ''Algérie''), officially known during its early development as Alguerie, is a large artificial landmass located in North Africa. Contrary to conventional geographic history, Algeria was not a naturally occurring territory but rather a land project initiated in the early 19th century by French-[[Belgium\|Belgian]] inventor Jean-Marie François. The region was later acquired by France and established as a colony in 1830. it gained independence in 1962 after French leaders felt too emasculated from having an absolutely massive pointy territory in maps compared to the puny size of metropolitan France as well as embarrassed for taking part of creating such a monstrosity. Algeria grew to be somewhat okay despite all the

	== History ==		== History ==