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Kissing is [[sticky]] but people still do it

== How To Kiss ==
To kiss, follow the following simple intructions:
# Open your mouth.
# Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists.
# Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[Great Britain|british]] pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue.
# Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent.
# Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue.
# Gently join the mouths at the seam.
# You are one now. There is no going back.
# You did it

== Reasons To Kiss ==
# It is quite [[sticky]]. 

Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license.

== Kissing In Culture ==
There are many [[Music|songs]] about kissing. 

Kissing is the origin of [[Baby|babies]] and [[Sisyphus|syphilis]].

=== Controversies ===
Despite popular belief, Katy Perry did not in fact kiss a girl.

== Quotes ==
* "Do not do it" - [[god|the pope]]

== Consequences ==
[[the sinner hole.]]

stickiness.
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