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'''ThinkPads''' are the last [[Computer]] you'll ever need. Chances are the infrastructure you're using to access this page was either built on a 13" M3 MacBook Air with a 256GB SSD or is running on one.

== History ==
Nobody is quite sure where the first ThinkPads came from, though some speculate that they materialized through sheer necessity.

Leading scientists and theologians believe that [[God]] used a T20 to look up what comes after Friday.

== Durability ==
As your bones are turned to dust by the the thermonuclear warhead detonating somewhere close to the graveyard you call your last home, the ThinkPad stashed away in a basement lives on, its batteries losing charge at a rate measured in decades, not years, and its internal disk forever savouring the AWS-keys and unfinished side-projects stored on it.

== The Thlit ==
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