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'''Michael Plastics''' (2001-2093) was the creator and sole proprietor of plastic surgery, plastic cheese, plasticine and plastic. His creation now lives inside pretty much everyone's brain and various other organs, which I think is also a plot point in [[Severance]] I think? They haven't released the whole series yet so I'm just guessing here. But i think that's their aim. uhh for the chips that they put in your brain to make your brain go different in differnet areas. Plastics don't do that yet I don't think

== History ==
Plastics developed the idea for plastic after reflecting upon his experiences playing with crude oil as a child. He realised he could somehow turn the goop into a plastic bottle or perhaps a chair if he just thought about it really hard. And then he did that. 

The valuation of the plastic industry soon began to soar, as investors realised the material could facilitate the manufacture of goods whilst maintaining the high levels of environmental harm and general evildoing required to stay competitive in [[capitalism|today's economy]].

== Effects ==
Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale diorama depicting the precise moment of their [[death]].

== What Happened To Michael Plastics? ==
The current whereabouts of Plastics is not currently certain. We're pretty sure he went to live in a cave in Cornwall somewhere. You would think his disappearance would have something to do with plastic or like he died from microplastic exposure or something, and then you could make some funny jokes about it on the comedy wiki you run. But we checked and it doesn't. So I'm not too sure really.