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Painkillers

2025-04-01T17:34:32Z

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{{Distinguish|Killing}}
'''Painkillers''' are a type of [[Drugs|drug]], invented by pharmaceutical companies as a sort of '''Subscription Service''' for people with [[Chronic Pain]].

== Types ==
Painkillers can be divided into three main categories:
=== Supermarket ===
The '''Supermarket''' category of painkillers is a quick and easy way to make your grocery shopping trips just a little bit more expensive. Some of them can make your stomach bleed if you take too many so don't do that.
=== Addiction Any% ===
The '''Addiction Any%''' category of painkillers is beloved by pharmaceutical companies for their market dominance. Pharmaceutical companies like them so much they pay [[Doctor|doctors]] to write more prescriptions for them, how nice.

=== FTB Ultimate ===
The '''FTB Ultimate''' category of painkillers requires the user to have knowledge of advanced power generation setups in the various tech mods included in the pack. Iridium must be obtained and combined with large quantities of UU matter to craft FTB Ultimate Painkiller. It is really good, though! Yummy, too.

Green

2025-03-25T10:43:09Z

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'''Green''' is a colour.
[[file:Muschio Bryophyta in Val Vigezzo - Toceno VCO, Piedmont, Italy 2020-09-12.jpg|thumb|Typically, people would use "green" to describe [[Podcast|moss.]] ]]
== Things that are usually green ==
* Most leaves
* Grass
* Peas
* Unripe bananas
* Insides of an avocado
* Outsides of a watermelon
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Libya_under_Muammar_Gaddafi#Great_Socialist_People's_Libyan_Arab_Jamahiriya_(1977%E2%80%932011) Flag of Libya (1977–2011)]
* Snot
* Greens

== Things that are usually not green ==
* Water
* Outsides of an avocado
* Insides of a watermelon
* A [[The Beatles|blackbird]]
* The sun

== Things that are partially green ==
* [[Earth]]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Bangladesh Flag of Bangladesh]

== Things some people think are green while others think they are not green ==
* Teal

Gaming

2025-02-11T19:13:53Z

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gaming

{{See also|The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|Mines}}

Mommy

2025-02-11T19:05:54Z

Your username: scrub mommy

sorry (UwU)
== Types ==
There are two types of mommy
=== Cloth Mommy ===
Pros
* Soft
* Doesn't shame you for crying
Cons
* No food
=== Wire Mommy ===
Pros
* Dispenses food
Cons
* Cold and Lifeless

== Minor types ==

=== Scrub Mommy ===
Pros

* Wet
* Sucks good

Cons

* Abrasive

Mines

2025-02-11T08:55:26Z

Your username: mining wiki karma

Mines were invented by the [[England|British]] in cooperation with Mojang (the company behind "Mines - The Game" or something like that, don't ask [[Methamphetamine|me]]) to make up for not having Mines to begin with.

== Job opportunities ==

Mines were used to provide jobs to Mine(/o)rs who were scraping by on [[Apple|food]] stamps before.

== Merchandise ==

Mines introduced the first real life lootbox system.

Prices include:

* Iron ore
* [[Weed Mario|Getting stoned]]
* Mini cooper ore
* [[Your mom]]
* [[Killing|Death]]
* Poor [[dental hygiene]]
* Gold

== The children ==
[[They]] do yearn for [[the]] mines.

Methamphetamine

2025-02-11T08:38:38Z

Your username: linkin

'''Methamphetamine''' is a [[Drugs|drug]] in the ampheta[[Mines|mine]] class. [[It]] was the Meth amphetamine to be created, following the creation of the Mest, Mend, and Merd amphetamines. There are two regional variants of methamphetamine and a special "shiny" variant, totaling three, one for each color of [[Transgender|the flag]].

== History ==
Methamphetamine was canonically invented by [[Walter White]] in the television show Breaking Bad. It does not exist outside of the show.

== Consequences ==
According to the television show Breaking Bad, Methamphetamine canonically has consequences.

Jean d'Emaileux

2025-02-08T13:55:08Z

Your username: Linked silly stuff

[[File:Fashion Plate Manteau 1823 (cut).jpg|thumb|Mon [[God|dieu]], c'est un [[email]]! Pense que l'email va changer le [[Earth|monde]]!]]

'''Jean d'Emaileux''' (1 December 1808 - 18 June 1902) was a [[France|French]] essayist, hawker, and inventor. [[Today]] he is considered to have been the [[True...|true]] inventor of the [[email]], despite the credit for this invention having been claimed by [[John the Email]].

== Early life ==
Jean was born in the Emaileux region of [[France]] to parents Renauld and Marguerite d’Emaileux.

== Homosexual affairs ==
Throughout his time at the University of Poitiers, d’Emaileux gained a reputation for being [[Dating|romantically involved]] with other men. Though he denied such claims, he would write and publish essays on the subjects of personal liberation, sexual freedom, and how cool it is to [[kissing|kiss]] other men, to wide acclaim.

Volume III of d’Emaileux’s diaries, all of which were published posthumously, contains the details of [[Him|his]] homosexual relationships.

== Invention and theft of the email ==

For many years, d’Emaileux was frustrated by the great amount of time it took to communicate by [[PostNL|post]], and often noted down ideas for expedited forms of communication, none of which came to fruition. One notable example was his idea for ''le telegraphe dansant,'' a kind of semaphore signal system wherein messages were communicated by voguing.

=== Dispute with John the Email ===

''Main article: [[Email feud]]''

== Illness and death ==
So great was the stress inflicted by John the Email’s betrayal that d’Emaileux began to suffer from cardiac and respiratory issues in what would turn out to be the last few years of his life. Jean d’Emaileux died at the age of ninety-three when, on a walk in the countryside accompanied by his grand-niece and then-caretaker Geneviéve de-Saint-Roche, he began to suffer a coughing fit and was then trampled to death by a passing stampede of wild [[You|Star Trek cosplayers]].

This is often thought to have been the work of [[Jesus 2]], the Second Son of [[God]]. Scholars believe it to be an act of rebellion against his father for not provoking the invention of the bagless vacuum cleaner back in 1808. Of course, however, this cannot be proven, much like his suspected involvement with the plenitude of odd occurrences throughout history.
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Billing

2025-01-26T02:32:04Z

Your username: defined the speed of light

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Overexplaination

2025-01-20T23:40:56Z

Your username: Created page with "When a joke is ex<nowiki/>plained to its death up until the point where it is not funny anymore. {{imbox | text = This page is not funny :C}}"

When a joke is [[X|ex]]<nowiki/>plained to its death up until the point where it is not funny anymore.
{{imbox | text = This page is not funny :C}}

David

2025-01-20T23:36:00Z

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After defeating a giant idiot, Richard '''David''' James formed the band Talking Killed the Radioheads and recorded Twin Apex.
== What I was trying to do here ==
This page was inspired by how I used to think David Byrne and [[David Lynch on pronounmail the wiki|David Lynch]] are the same person. It references David and Goliath, and Aphex Twin, whose real name is Richard David James. Twin Peaks is one of David Lynch’s most famous works, and ‘apex’ is a synonym of ‘peak’. ‘Twin Apex’ is very similar to ‘Aphex Twin’. ‘Talking Killed the Radioheads’ references David Byrne’s band Talking Heads, as well as the band Radiohead, and the song Video Killed the Radio Star.
{{See also|Overexplaination}}

Monk

2025-01-20T23:31:57Z

Your username: i made it worse

'''Monky Python''', usually snorted to '''monk''', is the 1000th monkey, famous for writing [[H]]<nowiki/>amlet.

Monk

2025-01-20T23:28:30Z

Your username: h

'''Monky Python''', usually shortend to '''monk''', is the 1000th monkey, famous for writing [[H]]<nowiki/>amlet.

USB

2025-01-20T23:24:40Z

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[[US]]B ('''U''' '''S'''erious '''B'''ro) is a widely known standard for plugs.

They can be plugged into almost anything, such as:

* [[You|Your]] [[computer]]
* [[Anyone]] [[other|else]]'s [[computer]]
* [[Your mum]]

US

2025-01-20T23:23:27Z

Your username: Created page with "Only Pronoun to ever found a country, only to then turn around and betray its own kind. Category:Pronouns"

Only [[:Category:Pronouns|Pronoun]] to ever found a country, only to then turn around and betray its own kind.
[[Category:Pronouns]]

Todd Howard

2025-01-20T23:21:16Z

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he is coming. there will be [[nothing]] left of [[US|us]].

Music

2025-01-20T23:20:06Z

Your username: cars

[[File:Man playing a trumpet.png|thumb|hell yeah!!]]
'''Music''' is when air is move.

== Etymology ==
[[:Category:Cars|Cats]] go mew mew mew. Then [[:Category:Cars|cats]] get sick. When [[:Category:Cars|cats]] get sick they make other sounds than mew mew mew. Humans heard those sounds and think: Wowza!!! I want to make those sounds as well!!! And at first they wrote it down as mewsick. But because humans are bad at spelling, the word eventually turned into "music".

== Production ==
# Find a thing that can move (typically, this is everything<ref>Weidner, R. T., & Brown, L. M. (2019). Physics. In Encyclopædia Britannica. https://www.britannica.com/science/physics-science</ref>)
# Hit it or shake it
# Music

== Music People in this wiki ==
* [[Domenico Scarlatti]]
* [[John Farmer]]
* [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns|Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns]]
* [[The Beatles]]
* [[Vibraphone#Shoutouts_to_unidentified_girl|Unidentified Girl]]
* [[Bassoon|Fellow]]
* [[Carl Czerny]]
* [[Neil Cicierega]]

== References ==
{{reflist}}

== Further Listening ==
* youtube.com

[[Category: Music]]

X

2025-01-20T23:18:13Z

Your username: shit letter

Eww... this letter smells like [[Dave Matthews Band incident|shit]]
[[Category:Letters]]

World War I

2025-01-20T23:16:48Z

Your username: roman numerals

On a scale from World War [[I]] to World War [[X]], World War [[I]] was clearly [[the]] first World War. It started when when all members of Glaswegian dance-punk band Franz Ferdinand were tragically killed in [[Dave Matthews Band incident|a septic incident on a boat]].

Today

2025-01-20T23:14:11Z

Your username: more links

is gonna be [[the]] day that [[they]]’re gonna throw [[it]] back to [[you]] by now [[you]] gotta somehow realise what [[you]] gotta do [[I]] don’t believe that [[anyone|anybody]] feels the way [[I]] do about [[you]] now
[[Category:Music]]

H

2025-01-20T23:09:05Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:h}}
h
[[File:Gormaz 1976 01.jpg|thumb|h]]
[[File:H.gif|left|thumb|h]][[File:H2.gif|thumb|center|1000px|h]]
[[Category:Good pages]]
[[Category:Letters]]

I

2025-01-20T23:08:45Z

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Enough about you. What about '''me''', huh? '''I'''’m here too. You didn’t forget about '''me''', did you?
[[Category:Pronouns]]
[[Category:Pages whose titles share at least one word with the title of Alex Proyas' 2004 classic "I, Robot" Featuring Will Smith and based on the writings of Isaac Asimov]]
[[Category:Letters]]

Category:Letters

2025-01-20T23:08:23Z

Your username: Created page with "Members of the alphabet (not the company)"

Members of the alphabet (not the company)

C

2025-01-20T23:07:28Z

Your username: C

C is [[the]] third letter in the alphabet and widely hated for its programming language.
[[Category:Letters]]

Glasses

2025-01-20T23:05:00Z

Your username: C

‘Imagine if people couldn’t [[C|see]]’, said [[John Glasses]], and then he invented glasses for them.

Today

2025-01-20T22:57:52Z

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is gonna be [[the]] day that they’re gonna throw [[it]] back to [[you]] by now you gotta somehow realise what you gotta do [[I]] don’t believe that [[anyone|anybody]] feels the way I do about you now
[[Category:Music]]

List of songs about oral sex

2025-01-20T22:56:13Z

Your username: added more oral sex

* She Shook Me Cold - David Bowie
* Sweet Head - David Bowie
* swallow - my bloody valentine
* Whistle - Flo Rider
[[Category:Lists]] [[Category:Music]]

USB

2025-01-20T22:52:42Z

Your username: usb support

USB ('''U''' '''S'''erious '''B'''ro) is a widely known standard for plugs.

They can be plugged into almost anything, such as:

* [[You|Your]] [[computer]]
* [[Anyone]] else's [[computer]]
* [[Your mum]]

Margaret Thatcher

2025-01-20T22:43:58Z

Your username: the wicked witch is dead

Also known as: The wicked witch

Honk if thatcher's dead
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God

2025-01-20T22:41:10Z

Your username: made god white

[[File:God, suspended in the clouds, creates light. Line engraving Wellcome V0034177.jpg|thumb|Hey guys welcome to my channel! -- Genesis 1:1]]

God is the top bloke and the creator of the universe and all within it. He had two sons, [[Jesus]] and [[Jesus 2]].

== God's Final Message ==

After discovering that the people of the Universe were rather unhappy with their Universe, God set out to make sure they understood He hadn't purposefully tried to screw with them. And so He wrote the following message on a mountain for anybody within range to see:

WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

The message eventually became a tourist attraction.
[[Category:White People]]

They

2025-01-18T10:42:31Z

Your username: added non binary people

{{#css: body * { opacity: 0; } .mw-page-title-main, #content, #firstHeading {opacity: 1 !important; } * {background: black !important; color: white !important; border: none !important;} }}
[[Category:Pronouns]]

Detail

2025-01-18T10:09:06Z

Your username: added more detail

A [[specific]] part of something bigger.

Dating

2025-01-18T09:59:08Z

Your username: dating added

== Gay Dating ==
Lesbian [[Dating]] in reverse

== Lesbian Dating ==
[[Gay People|Gay]] [[Dating]] in reverse
{{See also|The}}

== Carbon Dating ==
Can usually be regarded as [[Gay People|Gay]]/Lesbian [[Dating]], as both(/all) participants are made of carbon.

== Straight? Dating ==
[citation needed]

Shitposting

2025-01-18T09:49:46Z

Your username: did some shitposting

Shitposting was invented by John Shitposting in '''''1984''''' when he shat against a post on Oxford Street, downtown London.

It describes the act of a Shitposter ([[You]]) distributing shit ([[Shitposting|This]]) via the [[Him|mail]]<nowiki/>ing system ([[Main Page|This site]]). It is generally regarded as:

* based
* real
* lit (old-fashioned)