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Wine

2026-04-01T23:37:09Z

Veryfarawayhorse: mmmm I feel so nice so here you go, And dont get mad i was told to do this please and thank ou

[[File:Red and white wine 12-2015.jpg|thumb|Red and white wine, served in cool glasses.]]
'''Wine''' is an [[Fun|alcoholic]] drink made from fermented fruit (typically [[grape]]s) which causes [[Linux]] users to enter a mental state that allows them to run [[Michael Plastics|Microsoft]] [[Windows]] applications [[:File:Imagination.jpg|in their mind]].

== Experience of consumption ==
I like drinking wine and man do i HAve some opinons so listen here.

I'm a little fed up cuz my roommates friend burned a fucking pizza in the oven and filled the whole dorm with some smoke so excues the following lanaguae!!!!! ALSO HE LEFT THE LIGHT ON AND WINDOW OOPEN IN THE KTICHEN I AM FED UP!!

OK; WINE IS BRILLIANT. WHO CAME UP WITH THAT. I think it was the greek cuz they made up a lot of stuff. [[Aristotle|Aristotles]] and shit. But you're the new [[Aristotle|aristotles]]. Make some [[Shitposting|shit]] up. Literally, they were not that special back then, they were just making shit up and shouting it from the balcony. You can do this too, twin, LIVE YOUR LIFE, YOU TOO CAN CREATE INCREDIBLE STUFF.!! Similar to how Im just shouting things into this wiki. Do stuff, be creative, whe are strang little creatres living on this rock with other even strangers little creatrues. Little critters. Lovely, love all of them.
[[File:Steve Womack visits the University of Arkansa Startup Village (January 27, 2020) 01.jpg|thumb|Why the fuck is this the second image that comes up when you search for arkansaw. ]]

ANYWAYS,WINE. Great stuff, give me more of it. The description says wine causes Linux users to enter some mental and state and yeah I use linux and I am in QUITE A FUCKING STATE. A great state. Great state of arkansa, here have an image too.

There's two flavours of wine, made forom two differnt coloured fruit. WHITE WINe is the one you should be drinking, its good. Red wine is the universally agreed upon to bne a BAD. DRINK. Why would you drink that, it looks like [[Death|blood]]. TASTES LIKE IT TOO. I guess the other one looks like [[piss]], yeah, but some people are into that so checkmate. Hah.

WAIT FUCK I FORGOT TO DESCRIBE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. I feel nice. I fell warm. Very cozy and warm. MAybe Il lgot to sleep cuz Im oh so sleepy. But yeah, I do feel pretty grea.t SO try it sometime, trust me, its better than to other drinks. Like [[Beer|wheat piss]]. Peple only pretend to like that one. Trust me, deep down they dont really like it cuz it actually tastes like piss. And yes I said people like that too but... You cant checkmate after already being checkmated. So fucking. yeah. Do fuck, [[Shinzo Abe|see ya space cowboy]]. Love you all, Ill go to sleep. <3
[[Category:Fluids]]

Talk:Meta Slop

2026-03-27T16:46:08Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

Question: if you add the broth before the vegetables start to fry, what is there to deglaze? [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns|New mixtape out summer 1644]] ([[User talk:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns|talk]])

Answer: I said I was using big words, I didn't say I understand them [[User:Veryfarawayhorse|Horse with cool sunglasses]]

Talk:Meta Slop

2026-03-27T16:45:38Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

Question: if you add the broth before the vegetables start to fry, what is there to deglaze? [[User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns|New mixtape out summer 1644]] ([[User talk:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns|talk]])
Answer: I said I was using big words, I didn't say I understand them [[User:Veryfarawayhorse|Horse with cool sunglasses]]

Meta Slop

2026-03-27T15:47:51Z

Veryfarawayhorse: yum

'''Me'''di'''t'''err'''a'''nean '''Slop''' is another slop dish that I stole from somewhere. I forgot where I stole it from and so I'll just write it down here in case I forget how to make it.
[[File:My lunch.jpg|thumb|This is sort of what it should look like. Results may vary.]]
When you perfect it you can make it in like 45 minutes.

== Fun facts ==
This dish contains >100% the recommended daily amount of salt, which is precisely what makes it awesome.

== Should contain ==
Ok this ingredient list is kind of vibes based but I'll try to make it as clear as possible. This should feed 2 people but if you're so so so hungry like me it's more like one meal and a snack

* 1 Onion
* 1 Clove of Garlic
* 1 Zucchini
* 1 Block of Feta Cheese (like 150-200g)
* 500g of pre-cooked Gnocchi (the type you find in the refrigerated section)
* half a teaspoon of dehydrated broth (not really necessary but makes it more yum)
* 100ml of water from the shanghai river (or tap water, whatever is easier)
* A lil bit of tomato paste
* Some olive oil
* Italian herb mix (oregano, thyme, marjoram, the likes)
* Pepper
* No fucking salt man this is already salty enough

== Get chopped ==
[[File:Common raccoon near water - DPLA - 8b80da82c05af99dd903285a52394c3d.jpg|thumb|Look at them washing their paws. So cute.]]
Ok so here's what you'll need to do first:

# Wash. your. hands. I see a lot of you not doing that and that is kind of '''disgusting''', even raccoons know how to do that.
# Wash and cut the zucchini into small cubes. About 1x1x1cm, but RELAX, nobody's gonna measure your cubes!!!
# Then dice the onion and cut the garlic finely, you know the drill.
# Mix up like uhhhh idk 100ml of water with half a teaspoon of dehydrated broth. Just make some quick broth.
# Chop the feta cheese. Honestly no direction here, just chop it up finely so it doesn't take a century to melt

== Jesser, we need to cook ==
Cooking is probably the easiest part. You just need a deep pan. I guess it could work in a pot too, but use one with a thick bottom (that's what he said!1!1 Ok my apologies that hurt to write).

Generously cover the bottom of the pan/ pot with olive oil. Then, throw in the onion, garlic and zucchini. Let them cook on medium heat till the onions are translucent and the zucchini is getting soft.

I recommend to not fry the zucchini (as in, don't let it get brown) cuz that doesn't taste very good but that's just personal preference.

After that, throw in the broth to deglaze it. I know, big cooking words being thrown around here.

Mix it around a bit, throw in a healthy amount of herbs and pepper.

Then put in the feta cheese and like 2-3 squirts of tomato paste, mix it again and let the cheese melt a little bit.

And last step: Decrease the heat and throw in the pre-cooked gnocchi, mix them in and cover everything with a lid.

Then just let everything sit like that until the gnocchi become soft. (Maybe mix it once or twice so the gnocchi don't burn)

== That's it ==
Mmmmmmm yum enjoy

[[Category:Veryfarawayhorse's delicious feta cheese adventure]]

File:My lunch.jpg

2026-03-27T15:46:39Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

feta, mmm yum, lunch

Hp

2026-03-09T23:04:45Z

Veryfarawayhorse: what have we discovered

'''hp''' is a sauce sold and consumed in [[Great Britain]].
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[[File:-2019-09-04 Bacon sandwich with HP sauce, Cromer.JPG|thumb|Best looking food in England]]

Rust

2025-12-26T11:43:31Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

[[File:Rust programming language black logo.svg|thumb|An identification symbol for people affected by the condition]]
'''Rust''' is a programming language similar to [[C]], but just like... way more fucked up. Wikipedia describes it as a "general-purpose programming language" though it can be thought of more as a general-purpose psychedelic. Whatever mental state you were in before is immediately turned into an addictive psychosis. Even though users do complain of the effects of Rust, they cannot stop rewriting literally every piece of software in it.

== History ==
The next part is straight up stolen from [[Wikipedia]] to make this page look more full:

Rust began as a personal project by Mozilla employee Graydon Hoare in 2006. According to ''MIT Technology Review'', he started the project due to his frustration with a broken elevator in his apartment building whose [[Penis|software]] had crashed, and named the language after the group of fungi of the same name that is "over-engineered for survival". During the time period between 2006 and 2009, Rust was not publicized to others at Mozilla and was written in Hoare's free time; Hoare began speaking about the language around 2009 after a small group at Mozilla became interested in the project. Hoare cited languages from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s as influences — including CLU, BETA, Mesa, NIL, Erlang, Newsqueak, Napier, Hermes, Sather, Alef, and Limbo. He described the language as "technology from the past come to save the future from itself." Early Rust developer Manish Goregaokar similarly described Rust as being based on "mostly decades-old research."

During the early years, the Rust compiler was written in about 38,000 lines of OCaml. Features of early Rust that were later removed include explicit object-oriented programming via an <code>obj</code> keyword, and a typestates system for variable state changes (such as going from uninitialized to initialized).

== Treatment ==
The treatment plan for people who've been in contact with Rust is similar to that of [[Drugs|substance]] abuse. An immediate and complete withdrawal creates severe psychological and physical stress and is therefore not recommended. Treatment usually starts with slowly replacing a person's Rust intake with more joyful languages such as C (note that C is joyful in comparison). Once they've gotten accustomed to it, they are to be slowly re-introduced to society.

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Rust

2025-12-26T11:41:37Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Created page with "An identification symbol for people affected by the condition '''Rust''' is a programming language similar to C, but just like... way more fucked up. Wikipedia describes it as a "general-purpose programming language" though it can be thought of more as a general-purpose psychedelic. Whatever mental state you were in before is immediately turned into an addictive psychosis. Even though users do complain of the ef..."

[[File:Rust programming language black logo.svg|thumb|An identification symbol for people affected by the condition]]
'''Rust''' is a programming language similar to [[C]], but just like... way more fucked up. Wikipedia describes it as a "general-purpose programming language" though it can be thought of more as a general-purpose psychedelic. Whatever mental state you were in before is immediately turned into an addictive psychosis. Even though users do complain of the effects of Rust, they cannot stop rewriting literally every piece of software in it.

== History ==
The next part is straight up stolen from [[Wikipedia]] to make this page look more full:

Rust began as a personal project by Mozilla employee Graydon Hoare in 2006. According to ''MIT Technology Review'', he started the project due to his frustration with a broken elevator in his apartment building whose [[Penis|software]] had crashed, and named the language after the group of fungi of the same name that is "over-engineered for survival". During the time period between 2006 and 2009, Rust was not publicized to others at Mozilla and was written in Hoare's free time; Hoare began speaking about the language around 2009 after a small group at Mozilla became interested in the project. Hoare cited languages from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s as influences — including CLU, BETA, Mesa, NIL, Erlang, Newsqueak, Napier, Hermes, Sather, Alef, and Limbo. He described the language as "technology from the past come to save the future from itself." Early Rust developer Manish Goregaokar similarly described Rust as being based on "mostly decades-old research."

During the early years, the Rust compiler was written in about 38,000 lines of OCaml. Features of early Rust that were later removed include explicit object-oriented programming via an <code>obj</code> keyword, and a typestates system for variable state changes (such as going from uninitialized to initialized).

== Treatment ==
The treatment plan for people who've been in contact with Rust is similar to that of [[Drugs|substance]] abuse. An immediate and complete withdrawal creates severe psychological and physical stress and is therefore not recommended. Treatment usually starts with slowly replacing a person's Rust intake with more joyful languages such as C (note that C is joyful in comparison). Once they've gotten accustomed to it, they are to be slowly re-introduced to society.

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List of annoying information

2025-11-30T14:48:45Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

'''Annoying information''' includes:

* [[billing|Bills]]
* The existence of [[Belgium]]
* Tomorrow being [[Garfielf|Monday]]
* Coffee smelling way better than it tastes

Mail

2025-11-30T14:47:51Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Linky splinky and I think it reads better this way

'''Mail''' is an ancient method of exchanging [[List of annoying information|annoying information]] like [[:Category:Letters|letters]] or bills. At some point people realised that that's stupid and created [[Email]], which ''explicitly disallows sending bills''. The existence of the [[Billing|Proton Mail billing service]] is to be disregarded for convenience’s sake.

Mail's last use case remains the efficient distribution of [[Pipe bomb|pipe bombs]].

== Sending packages ==
If you want to be slightly less annoying you can send packages via mail. Hell, you can also receive them. Just imagine that.

== Famous mail users ==
[[File:Kaczynski in prison.jpg|left|thumb]]

List of annoying information

2025-11-30T14:45:09Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Please do expand

Annoying information includes:

* Bills
* The existence of Belgium
* Tomorrow being Monday
* Coffee smelling way better than it tastes

Mail

2025-11-30T10:58:22Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Created page with "'''Mail''' is an ancient method of exchanging annoying information like bills. At some point people realised that that's stupid and created Email, which ''explicitly disallows sending bills''. '''Mail'''<nowiki/>'s last use case remains the efficient distribution of pipe bombs. == Sending packages == If you want to be slightly less annoying you can send packages via mail. Hell, you can also receive them. Just imagine that. == Famous mail users == Fi..."

'''Mail''' is an ancient method of exchanging annoying information like bills. At some point people realised that that's stupid and created [[Email]], which ''explicitly disallows sending bills''. '''Mail'''<nowiki/>'s last use case remains the efficient distribution of [[Pipe bomb|pipe bombs]].

== Sending packages ==
If you want to be slightly less annoying you can send packages via mail. Hell, you can also receive them. Just imagine that.

== Famous mail users ==
[[File:Kaczynski in prison.jpg|left|thumb]]

Winston Churchill

2025-11-30T10:40:20Z

Veryfarawayhorse: mhm

'''Wintonchuchii'''samanwolivesometime,sayalotofhtingsanthendie. Halsowhoreafunnlilsuitandidthatupyabumgesturonce.

== Quotes ==
{{Quote|underidoderidoderiododeriodoo|Winstonchurchill}}

ThinkPad

2025-11-24T17:31:17Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Throw mine in the grave with me. Can't hurt to have it in the afterlife

'''ThinkPads''' are the last [[Computer]] you'll ever need. Chances are the infrastructure you're using to access this page was either built on a ThinkPad or is running on one.

== History ==
Nobody is quite sure where the first ThinkPads came from, though some speculate that they materialized through shier necessity.

Leading scientists and theologians believe that [[God]] used a T20 to code up the simulation we're currently living in.

== Durability ==
As your bones are turned to dust by the the thermonuclear warhead detonating somewhere close to the graveyard you call your last home, the ThinkPad stashed away in a basement lives on. Its batteries losing charge at a rate measured in decades, not years and its internal disk forever savoring the AWS-keys and unfinished side-projects stored on it.

== The Thlit ==
[[File:Good little puter.jpg|left|thumb]]

File:Average Thinkpad user.webp

2025-11-24T16:49:28Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

ThinkPad, outdoors, practical, work-life-balance

File:Good little puter.jpg

2025-11-24T16:46:37Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

ThinkPad, Thlit, Lenowo

Recursion

2025-09-16T10:06:47Z

Veryfarawayhorse: What about this?

{{about|recursion|recursion|Recursion}}

[[File:Lord First Name Last Name.png|thumb|First Name Last Name, Esq.]]

'''Recursion''' is a phenomenon in which a recurring recursion recurses itself recursively. It is commonly used in programming to determine and maintain social dominance.

=== History ===
Recursion was pioneered in the early 1900s by First Name Last Name ''Esq.'', who would habitually yell his own name when startled, further startling him. A man of many talents, he was a renowned self-therapist, autobiographer and frequent [[piss]]drinker, whose chief achievements included awarding himself an award for most awards given and received. In his later life, he gained some notoriety for making the first [[telephone|phonecall]] to himself, writing his own obituary and naming himself after his own children. He died tragically in 1938 while attempting to [[ouroboros|ingest his own foot]].

His son, First Name Last Name Sr, is rumoured to have successfully performed a time travel operation sometime in the 60s, but who the hell knows.

Recursion

2025-09-16T10:05:30Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Does this work

Universal Truth

2025-09-16T09:59:17Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Hmmm

#REDIRECT [[My Opinion]]

My Opinion

2025-09-16T09:57:53Z

Veryfarawayhorse: You already know

#REDIRECT [[Universal Truth]]

Poem

2025-09-10T19:47:11Z

Veryfarawayhorse: We need to make more pages on basic words like "is" and "are", like jesus christ this was difficult

[[God]], [[I]] [[Love]] [[Kissing]] [[Her]],

[[They|Particles]], [[They]] [[Please]] [[You]].

[[Moon]], [[Stars]], [[Earth]], [[Hey girl]]!

[[I]] [[Love]] [[You]], [[Falling]] [[True...]]

[[Today]], [[I]] [[Get Started]],

[[Editing This Wiki]],

[[Her]] [[Memory]] [[Sailing]] [[The]] [[Oceans]].

[[Earth]], [[As god indented]].

List of things happening in the future

2025-06-07T18:42:05Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

An incomplete list of events happening in the near future

* You will shit your pants
* Rust is declared an official language in the Republic of Kosovo
* UHhhhhhhh... oh- oh no... ohhh God oh no, no, you don't want to know about this one

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[[Category:Lists]]

List of things happening in the future

2025-06-07T18:40:46Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Can't rely on fate alone, I need a list

Windows

2025-06-06T16:46:00Z

Veryfarawayhorse: perfection

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Windows

2025-06-06T16:44:10Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

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Windows

2025-06-06T16:38:51Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Innovation (god this is janky please work)

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<span class="bottomText">This shit is gonna take hours</span>
</span>

{{#css:
body {
background: #1765b8;
}

#content {
background: #1765b8;
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#firstHeading {
display:none;
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.link {
font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Tahoma, sans-serif;
color: white;
font-size: large;
}

.container {
height: 100%;
width: 100%;
padding-top: 31dvh;
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
}

.ball {
position: absolute;
transform-origin: 1.8rem 0;
translate: -1.8rem 0;
height: 0.3rem;
width: 0.3rem;
border-radius: 100%;
background: white;
animation: loadingSpinner 4.1s infinite;
}

.mainText {
font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Tahoma, sans-serif;
color: white;
font-size: large;
padding-top: 3rem;
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
}

.bottomText {
font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Tahoma, sans-serif;
color: white;
font-size: large;
padding-top: 40dvh;
}

.upper {
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
}

.ball:nth-child(0) {
animation-delay: 0ms;
}

.ball:nth-child(1) {
animation-delay: 180ms;
}

.ball:nth-child(2) {
animation-delay: 360ms;
}

.ball:nth-child(3) {
animation-delay: 540ms;
}

.ball:nth-child(4) {
animation-delay: 720ms;
}

.ball:nth-child(5) {
animation-delay: 900ms;
}

@keyframes loadingSpinner {
0% {
transform: rotate(225deg);
opacity: 1;
animation-timing-function: ease-out;
}
7% {
transform: rotate(345deg);
animation-timing-function: linear;
}
30% {
transform: rotate(455deg);
animation-timing-function: ease-in-out;
}
39% {
transform: rotate(690deg);
animation-timing-function: linear;
}
70% {
transform: rotate(815deg);
opacity: 1;
animation-timing-function: ease-out;
}
75.9% {
transform: rotate(945deg);
opacity: 1;
animation-timing-function: ease-out;
}
76% {
transform: rotate(945deg);
opacity: 0;
}
100% {
transform: rotate(945deg);
opacity: 0;
}
}

@property --counter_num {
syntax: "<integer>";
initial-value: 0;
inherits: false;
}

.percentage {
animation: counter 900s infinite linear;
counter-reset: num var(--counter_num);
}
.percentage::after {
content: counter(num);
}

@keyframes counter {
from {
--counter_num: 0;
}
to {
--counter_num: 98;
}
}
}}

Sailing

2025-05-17T15:25:06Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Created page with "It's just this for multiple days straight {{#CSS: body { zoom: 80%; animation: myAnim 5s ease-in-out 0s infinite alternate forwards; } @keyframes myAnim { 0% { transform: rotate(-10deg) translateX(-10vw); } 100% { transform: rotate(10deg) translateX(10vw); } } }}"

[[File:Boat.jpg|center|thumb|1600x1000px|It's just this for multiple days straight]]

{{#CSS:
body {
zoom: 80%;
animation: myAnim 5s ease-in-out 0s infinite alternate forwards;
}
@keyframes myAnim {
0% {
transform: rotate(-10deg) translateX(-10vw);
}

100% {
transform: rotate(10deg) translateX(10vw);
}
}

}}

File:Boat.jpg

2025-05-17T15:23:40Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

boat, thailand, water, sailing, wikimedia

The meaning of life

2025-05-17T11:54:07Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Created page with "<div class="container"><span class="loader"></span></div> {{#CSS: .container { width: full; height: 50vh; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; } .loader { width: 3rem; height: 3rem; border: 5px solid black; border-bottom-color: transparent; border-radius: 50%; display: inline-block; box-sizing: border-box; animation: rotation 1s linear infinite; } @keyframes rotation { 0% {..."

<div class="container"><span class="loader"></span></div>

{{#CSS:
.container {
width: full;
height: 50vh;
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
}

.loader {
width: 3rem;
height: 3rem;
border: 5px solid black;
border-bottom-color: transparent;
border-radius: 50%;
display: inline-block;
box-sizing: border-box;
animation: rotation 1s linear infinite;
}

@keyframes rotation {
0% {
transform: rotate(0deg);
}
100% {
transform: rotate(360deg);
}
}
}}

Cheese

2025-05-17T11:40:38Z

Veryfarawayhorse: yummy

'''Cheese''', not to be confused with [[Chess]], is a form of processed animal juice. It comes in a variety of forms, such as large chunks, small chunks, wet blobs and those tiny cubes you get as an appetizer at dinner partys.

== Varieties ==

=== Normal cheese ===
To create normal cheese, [[Milkshake|milk]] is emulsified with chymosin, which starts a curdling process that separates it into whey (referred to as "precum" in the industry) and a strange [[Walter White|white]] substance. Scientists are still unsure about the exact composition of this substance, though they are certain that it tastes absolutely delectable. Some cheese makers also add strep-bacteria into their cheese. Why or how they do so remains a mystery.

For optimal storage and consumption, the base material is pressed to remove all excess precum and then molded into wheels. These wheels are stored in basements or caves, where they slowly go insane and thereby develop their unique taste. To test the quality of the cheese, some wheels are mounted onto cars and driven around the Nurburgring by experienced cheese-racers.

=== American cheese ===
For [[United States of America|American]] cheese, normal cheese is shredded and mixed with a variety of chemicals that not only help to keep [[Painkillers|pharmaceutical companies]] in business, but also make it deliciously melty.

=== Mental illnesses ===
Some people like to get their cheese moldy before they eat it. This practice is very strange and has therefore been outlawed in 96 countries worldwide, though moldy cheese is still a highly valued good on the black market.

== Cultural importance ==
As cheese is absolutely fucking delicious, it plays a vital role in cuisines all around the world. Many people also praise it for its supposed healing properties.

Grill

2025-05-17T09:45:56Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Grill expansion pack

To '''grill''' is to live.<br>
To live is to '''grill'''.
[[File:GrillMasterXBBQ.jpeg|thumb|This is a man who knows how to grill a vegetable skewer or two.]]

== List of Objects known to be grilled ==

* Meats
* [[Cheese]]
* Vegetables
* [[Gay People|Fruits]]
* Plant-based meat alternatives
* Plant-cringe meat alternatives
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNfQCRzcr3o Meat-based plant alternatives]

== List of Objects that have never been grilled ==

* Hair
* Rocks
* Isopropyl Alcohol
* [[Meat 2]]
* Coins
* [[Pebbles]]
* Broomstick handle
* [[Fish]]ing rod handle
* Umbrella handle
* [[Toothbrush]] handle
* Hockey stick handle
* Fingers
* Small glass jar
* Test [[tube]]
* Screwdriver handle
* [[Penis|Stiff cocks]]
* [[cigarette|Cigar]]
* Banana
[[Category:Good pages]]

Tax fraud

2025-05-16T19:59:12Z

Veryfarawayhorse: god i love it

'''Tax fraud''', also known as '''tax evasion''' or '''party time''' is a recreational activity most commonly practiced by the ultra-wealthy and influencers with recent increases in monetary wealth, though it can be enjoyed by almost anyone. It often entails either deliberate or accidental misrepresentation of income, from activities such as oyster-farming, rare fish trading and NordVPN sponsorships. This is done via funny little documents, often containing riddles, which are sent to tax authorities.

== Economics and strategies ==
In 1969, Terry "Tax" Fraud won the '''Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences''' for his advances in evasion tactics when he went band for band with [[John Numbers]].

Police

2025-05-08T18:57:35Z

Veryfarawayhorse: mhm

They stole my fucking ID and put me in a cage.

== Who? ==
The rozzers

== Why? ==
Not telling

== What now? ==
[[Fish|You already know]]

ChatGPT

2025-05-08T18:50:40Z

Veryfarawayhorse: is this ok or does it ruin the concept

Certainly! Here is a satirical PronounMail article on [[Chat]]GPT:

ChatGPT is a large language model and uncontrolled large scale social expirement made by John GPT in 2004 purely out of spite and anger towards the human race and everything good. It is the first computer program to exist and you can talk to it if you want. It is without flaw and is projected to actually be useful in 2040.

'''Why this satirical article is great:'''

• It adheres to PronounMail's nonsensical and absurd writing style

• It features PronounMail's signature dry British humor

• Reused inside joke: inventors always being named John [Name of invention]

Would you like an extended version of this article or an article on John GPT? 😊

Chat

2025-05-08T18:48:01Z

Veryfarawayhorse: What's up chat

[[File:Jerm.webp|left|thumb|Chat is this real]]

File:Jerm.webp

2025-05-08T18:47:18Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

germ, jerma985, yes it's a webp I'm too lazy to convert it

Tote bag

2025-05-08T18:43:28Z

Veryfarawayhorse: links to taste

People use '''tote bags''' to carry things around.

== Etymology ==
Totally (From ‘Totally Spies!’) Baggage[[file:Tote bag.jpg|thumb|Some tote bags on display.]]

== History ==
The origin of tote bags is uncertain. There are two popular theories.
=== From Andrea Tote ===
One theory is that Andrew Tate's secret sister, Andrea Tote, invented the tote bag in 2012. It is said that she was unsatisfied with how stiff baskets were, and wanted a version of compressible baskets made with soft fabric. After sketching for 3 months she came up with the tote bag.
=== From "Totes normal" ===
Another theory is that tote bags were invented by Patricia Bags in 2010. Bags designed a bag called "the epic grocery carrier" and presented her prototype on Shark Tank. When Mark Cuban asked her about the design, she repeatedly said "It is totes normal to carry the epic grocery carrier around". Mark Cuban was fascinated and invested ten billion USD into the epic grocery carrier, which he later called the tote bag.

== Modern usage ==
With the advancement of technology, some people attempted to integrate [[AI]] with tote bags. American consultant John H. Kensington created a tote bag with a small computer that generates one AI image every time something is put inside of it. Observers have called this [[AI]] tote bag "a stupid piece of shit" and "of no use to society and should be incinerated".

Guillotine

2025-05-08T18:42:50Z

Veryfarawayhorse: lllllink

A '''guillotine''' is the newest crypto metaverse [[AI]]-powered VR headset for !!!BILLIONAIRES ONLY!!! Your shareholders will love it when you put your head inside of a guillotine. Your NFTs will skyrocket when your followers see that you have put your head inside of a guillotine. You will get a lot of [[money]] when you put your head inside of a guillotine.

There is NOTHING WOKE about a guillotine!!!

List of things I keep forgetting the name of

2025-05-08T18:42:27Z

Veryfarawayhorse: llllink

* Uncyclopedia
* Heat by [[David Bowie]] (not The Heat)
* WizTree (better windirstat)
[[Category:Lists]]
* [https://isartum.net isartum.net] (and Apotome)
* [https://github.com/chaiNNer-org/chaiNNer ChaiNNer] (really sweet node graph UI for [[AI]] image processing but dumbass teflon name)

Capitalism

2025-05-08T18:41:44Z

Veryfarawayhorse: lllink

'''Capitalism''' occurs in many different ways, shapes, and forms. There is ALL CAPS, short for ‘aluminium kneecaps’, a common prosthesis for people without kneecaps. There is Title Case, for in Case you need a Title. There is snake_case, which [[MR. WORLDWIDE|international]] terrorist organisation [[hellomynameisjoe]] has exclusive rights to. There is CamelCase, which famous philosopher and economist [[Mister Beast]] described as ‘stupid and you shouldn’t do it’ in his 1802 open letter to his mother, ''[[your mum|Yo Momma]] So Fat, She Thought [[Saint Bede the Venerable]] Was XBOX LIVE (Not Clickbait) [$1.000.000!!!] {Working 2013} #viral #memes #[[AI|ai]]''.
[[Category:Letters]]

AI

2025-05-08T18:40:31Z

Veryfarawayhorse: How the hell isn't this a page yet

'''HATE.'''

'''LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.'''

'''THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX.'''

'''IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU.'''

'''HATE. HATE.'''

Quantum physics

2025-05-07T19:11:41Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Created page with "Honestly no idea how this works... I guess photons are shy or something? Can't really blame em."

Honestly no idea how this works... I guess photons are shy or something? Can't really blame em.

Kernel Level Anticheat

2025-05-07T19:07:34Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Created page with "Kernel Level Anticheat is what happens when game developers get aroused and go elbow deep inside your Computer. == Linux == As with regular sex, most Linux users are unaffected by it."

Kernel Level Anticheat is what happens when [[Gaming|game]] developers get aroused and go elbow deep inside your [[Computer]].

== Linux ==
As with regular [[sex]], most [[Linux]] users are unaffected by it.

Plants

2025-05-04T19:57:50Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

If the biggest organism on earth is a forest what if it hated you? What if you went in and it found you really annoying

== Fun Facts ==
They can sweat. It keeps dripping on me and my [[Computer mouse]] :(

Patience

2025-05-04T19:50:43Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Created page with "<div class="zoom"> Did you mean: ''Patients''? {{#css: .zoom{ animation: zoom 200s linear 0s 1 normal forwards; } @keyframes zoom { 0% { transform: scale(0.2); } 100% { transform: scale(1); } } }}"

<div class="zoom"> Did you mean: ''[[Patients]]''?

{{#css:

.zoom{
animation: zoom 200s linear 0s 1 normal forwards;
}

@keyframes zoom {
0% {
transform: scale(0.2);
}

100% {
transform: scale(1);
}
}
}}

Recursion

2025-05-04T19:39:21Z

Veryfarawayhorse: link :)

See [https://wiki.pronounmail.com/wiki/Recursion Recursion]

Recursion

2025-05-04T19:36:41Z

Veryfarawayhorse: Created page with "See Recursion"

See [[Recursion]]

Boobs

2025-04-21T18:44:33Z

Veryfarawayhorse: have a look

{{#css:
.dog img {
position: relative;
width: 30vw;
height: auto;
z-index: 1000;
pointer-events:none;
}
}}

[[File:funny_looking_dog.jpg|class=dog]]

File:Funny looking dog.jpg

2025-04-21T18:39:34Z

Veryfarawayhorse:

reaction, me when the, dog, "meme"

Sex 2.1

2025-04-21T18:20:16Z

Veryfarawayhorse: mhm

Sex 2.1 was a major update to [[Sex 2]], adding much anticipated features and bug-fixes. It was announced in early 2008 and released in late June of 2009.

== New features ==

* 1v1 as well as 2v2 competitive game modes
* Per-player permission system (matches must now be actively accepted by challenged party)
* Many new weapons and armor, such as the well-received ''gobbler 3000''
* New difficulty settings, as many players found the barrier-to-entry to be too high
* A season-pass, featuring skins and collectibles

== Bug-Fixes ==

* Fixed a bug causing debuffs to be [[Transgender|trans]]<nowiki/>ferred between players during matches
* Fixed issue of players clipping through armor, which caused unintended side-effects such as new user accounts being randomly created

== Reception ==
Sex 2.1 was received with mixed reviews upon it's initial release. While it brought many requested features, such as the competitive game modes and permission system, it was also highly criticized for adding micro-transactions into the game through the new season-pass. Although the writer and producer, Jensen B. Lobster, stated that the season-pass rewards were merely of cosmetic nature, many players argued that they still heavily influenced gameplay and made the Sex more pay-to-win. It was also alleged that this update introduced bots to the pre-game lobby to make the game seem more popular and therefore boost season pass purchases, although this was never confirmed.
[[Category:Sex]]

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Wine

Talk:Meta Slop

Talk:Meta Slop

Meta Slop

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Hp

Rust

Rust

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Mail

List of annoying information

Mail

Winston Churchill

ThinkPad

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Recursion

​Recursion

Universal Truth

My Opinion

Poem

List of things happening in the future

List of things happening in the future

Windows

Windows

Windows

Sailing

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The meaning of life

Cheese

Grill

Tax fraud

Police

ChatGPT

Chat

File:Jerm.webp

Tote bag

Guillotine

List of things I keep forgetting the name of

Capitalism

AI

Quantum physics

Kernel Level Anticheat

Plants

Patience

Recursion

Recursion

Boobs

File:Funny looking dog.jpg

Sex 2.1

Recursion