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Milkshake

2025-05-08T16:07:36Z

VenaeAmoris:

[[File:Milkshake.png|thumb|he/him]]
A '''milkshake''' (sometimes simply called a '''shakey''') is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending milm, ice creac, and [[List of Flavours|flavor]] (such as delicious [[:Category:Fruits|fruits]] yummy!!) into a thick, sweews, cold mimture.
[[File:Milkshake process.png|thumb|Dog girl preparing a lovely milky shake, as exclaimed on Discord]]

== Process ==
While making a milkshake, you're allowed to emit various loud noises related to the shaking process, such as:

* "shaky shaky"
* "shakashakashaka"
* "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"

Severance Season 2, Episode 5: Trojan's Horse

2025-04-27T16:48:35Z

VenaeAmoris: Added sex inclusion

{{Hatnote|spoilers, dummy}}

Severance Season [[Sex 2|2]], Episode 5: Trojan's Horse, also known as The Sex Episode, is the episode of Severance where everyone has [[sex]].

== List of Sexs had ==
Mark has sex with Pam which is crazy cause he ''just'' had sex with Pam last episode. This time it's cool tho.

It is implied Dylan has sex with his wife.

Gay people almost have sex, but instead they are [[evil]]. This is accurate to the real world.

== List of Sexs not had ==
[[Milkshake|Seth Milchick]] [[File:Milkshake.png|20px|frameless|alt=Image of Seth Milchick|seth]]

== Trivia ==
* Despite [[kissing]], there is little to no [[Sticky|stickiness]] featured in the episode. [[True...|This is why this episode is regarded as one of the worst.]]
* The title, Trojan's Horse, is actually a reference to the Trojan brand of condoms. The reference is ironic, given no condoms were used in the making of this episode.
* Seriously, why would [[they]] have access to condoms, right? It's not like Mark just ''had'' condoms on him on that alaska trip or whatever. What, did he find them in the big cave of that one guy? That one whose dick melted off. Idk, that part was weird. [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|Cool]] show tho.
* This is the first instance of sex.

[[Category:Sex]]

Severance Season 2, Episode 5: Trojan's Horse

2025-04-01T20:52:57Z

VenaeAmoris: Added Milchick image (real)

My minecraft girlfriend

2025-04-01T20:44:10Z

VenaeAmoris: mine girlfriend

[[true...|this is my minecraft girlfriend]]

[[File:My minecraft girlfriend.png|thumb|alt=An image of my minecraft girlfriend|this is my minecraft girlfriend]]

File:My minecraft girlfriend.png

2025-04-01T20:41:26Z

VenaeAmoris:

A minecraft screenshot of a minecraft player with a girl skin

Your girlfriend

2025-04-01T20:28:12Z

VenaeAmoris: >:3

mine.

The Avengers: Age of Ultron

2025-04-01T20:27:53Z

VenaeAmoris: Made the whole dang thing

'''The Avengers''' ''''colon'''' '''Age of Ultron''' is universally regarded as a film.

== Criticisms ==
'''The Avengers''' ''''colon'''' '''Age of Ultron''' is a movie made by [[Evil|Walter Disney]].

One time me and my friends watched it together and did a live commentary but we got bored and turned it off. I'm pretty sure I remember most of it though. I thught that the [[The United States of America|russian]] characters were pretty cool, but not as cool as [[Capitalism|Iron Man]]. I like [[Capitalism|Iron Man]].

In this movie, there's a red man who is an [[evil]] [[computer|robot]]. [[Capitalism|Iron Man]] says he's going to be good [[true...|but he isn't]]. Then a big island floats into the sky. The blue man fights the red man. I thought it was boring.

I think this one has [[kissing|romance]], which is boring if true.

I wish theyu had used practical effects. Movies these days.

The russians were cool, because they were evil and then good, except for the boy russian who died. The girl russian doesn't like that the boy russian died (because they are siblings) but she joins the good guys anyway. Predictable. Downvote.

[[Capitalism|Iron Man]].

== Reception ==
None.

== Reviews ==
"There are better movies." - Rodger Egburt

== Cool Parts ==

sun's getting real low big guy

Severance Season 2, Episode 5: Trojan's Horse

2025-04-01T20:12:58Z

VenaeAmoris: Made it more true (link)

{{Hatnote|spoilers, dummy}}

Severance Season [[Sex 2|2]], Episode 5: Trojan's Horse, also known as The Sex Episode, is the episode of Severance where everyone has [[sex]].

== List of Sexs had ==
Mark has sex with Pam which is crazy cause he ''just'' had sex with Pam last episode. This time it's cool tho.

It is implied Dylan has sex with his wife.

Gay people almost have sex, but instead they are [[evil]]. This is accurate to the real world.

== List of Sexs not had ==
Seth Milchick

== Trivia ==
* Despite [[kissing]], there is little to no [[Sticky|stickiness]] featured in the episode. [[True...|This is why this episode is regarded as one of the worst.]]
* The title, Trojan's Horse, is actually a reference to the Trojan brand of condoms. The reference is ironic, given no condoms were used in the making of this episode.
* Seriously, why would [[they]] have access to condoms, right? It's not like Mark just ''had'' condoms on him on that alaska trip or whatever. What, did he find them in the big cave of that one guy? That one whose dick melted off. Idk, that part was weird. [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|Cool]] show tho.
* This is the first instance of sex.

Severance Season 2, Episode 5: Trojan's Horse

2025-04-01T20:09:30Z

VenaeAmoris: spoilers dont clikc if you dont want spoilers (for sex)

{{Hatnote|spoilers, dummy}}

Severance Season [[Sex 2|2]], Episode 5: Trojan's Horse, also known as The Sex Episode, is the episode of Severance where everyone has [[sex]].

== List of Sexs had ==
Mark has sex with Pam which is crazy cause he ''just'' had sex with Pam last episode. This time it's cool tho.

It is implied Dylan has sex with his wife.

Gay people almost have sex, but instead they are [[evil]]. This is accurate to the real world.

== List of Sexs not had ==
Seth Milchick

== Trivia ==
* Despite [[kissing]], there is little to no [[Sticky|stickiness]] featured in the episode. This is why this episode is regarded as one of the worst.
* The title, Trojan's Horse, is actually a reference to the Trojan brand of condoms. The reference is ironic, given no condoms were used in the making of this episode.
* Seriously, why would [[they]] have access to condoms, right? It's not like Mark just ''had'' condoms on him on that alaska trip or whatever. What, did he find them in the big cave of that one guy? That one whose dick melted off. Idk, that part was weird. [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|Cool]] show tho.
* This is the first instance of sex.

User:VenaeAmoris

2025-02-21T23:10:04Z

VenaeAmoris:

[[File:Self Portrait.png|thumb|alt=An abstract square art piece of black dots and lines with a radial blur. It looks similar to a magic eye puzzle, or the sound of static. Some vague shapes can be seen within.|This is what we look like]]

Venae Amoris is
== Good ==
== Cool ==
== Attractive ==
== You want to date her ==

But you can't. Sucks.

== Venae Amoris enjoys ==
* [[Transgender]]
* spleef
* girls
* !!!NOT [[kissing|KISSING]] (ew)

== Venae Amoris is ==
* Real
* [[Sticky]] (sometimes) (ew)
* gay
* a scaled tongue sloshing around in your gizard
* made of human meat (ew)
* all chuffed up and ready to go
* [[File:Venae ambrillo pad.png|frameless|alt=It's an image of this site but it's low quality and poorly cropped]]

== Controsverys== ==
I could take the Riddler in a fight. Like he'd get a few good swings in but I guarantee I'd take him down 9 outta 10 times. That guys a bitch, "oh solve my puzzle oh you get in a car crash with your dad and he dies cause, he was also in the car, so he died but you didnt die, so you wake up in the hospital and your moms there wait shit youre not supposed to know that yet. Uh , the doctor says I can't operate on him, he's my son!" and you say "goddammit mom I'm a woman you have to fucking accept this, dad is dead and I'm a woman, your fucking delusions are tearing this family apart. I miss my childhood, things were simpler then, I could just exist as I am and not be beholden to whatever ideals my parents set out before me, like I have to be who ''you'' want me to be not who ''I'' want, have you ever thought that maybe trying to turn me into a little robot for your enjoyment was gonna fuck me up? Like yeah, maybe I am 'a lot' or 'difficult' or whatever the hell but that's YOUR fault, take some goddamn responsibility. You know what, I'm glad dad died. That's right. He never really loved me, just some idea of who ''he'' could've been, it's just projection, and you're doing the same shit mom. This is all you ever do. You spent so long trying to get your fucking doctorate, to be this respectable woman, and look where it got you. Your husband is dead and your kid doesn't love you anymore because you never really loved her. Go to hell."
Okay now i feel bad, I'm sorry Riddler. We don't have to fight. Let's just hug it out okay? Bring it in, buddy. JUST KIDDING, SUPLEX BITCH and that's how I win, easy af. what a bitch. Nine times out of ten, I'm tellin ya.

User:VenaeAmoris

2025-02-21T23:06:13Z

VenaeAmoris: Created page... it's attractive. All the sections were added. There are a lot. It's pretty cool.

[[File:Self Portrait.png|thumb|alt=An abstract square art piece of black dots and lines with a radial blur. It looks similar to a magic eye puzzle, or the sound of static. Some vague shapes can be seen within.|This is what we look like]]

Venae Amoris is
== Good ==
== Cool ==
== Attractive ==
== You want to date her ==

But you can't. Sucks.

== Venae Amoris enjoys ==
* [[Transgender]]
* spleef
* girls
* !!!NOT [[kissing|KISSING]] (ew)

== Venae Amoris is ==
* Real
* [[Sticky]] (sometimes) (ew)
* gay
* a scaled tongue sloshing around in your gizard
* made of human meat (ew)
* all chuffed up and ready to go
* [[File:Venae ambrillo pad.png|frameless|alt=It's an image of this site but it's low quality and poorly cropped]]

== Controsverys== ==
I could take the Riddler in a fight. Like he'd get a few good swings in but I guarantee I'd take him down 9 outta 10 times. That guys a bitch, "oh solve my puzzle oh you get in a car crash with your dad and he dies cause, he was also in the car, so he died but you didnt die, so you wake up in the hospital and your moms there wait shit youre not supposed to know that yet. Uh , the doctor says I can't operate on him, he's my son!" and you say "goddammit mom I'm a woman you have to fucking accept this, dad is dead and I'm a woman, your fucking delusions are tearing this family apart. I miss my childhood, things were simpler then, I could just exist as I am and not be beholden to whatever ideals my parents set out before me, like I have to be who ''you'' want me to be not who ''I'' want, have you ever thought that maybe trying to turn me into a little robot for your enjoyment was gonna fuck me up? Like yeah, maybe I am 'a lot' or 'difficult' or whatever the hell but that's YOUR fault, take some goddamn responsibility. You know what, I'm glad dad died. That's right. He never really loved me, just some idea of who ''he'' could've been, it's just projection, and you're doing the same shit mom. This is all you ever do. You spent so long trying to get your fucking doctorate, to be this respectable woman, and look where it got you. Your husband is dead and your kid doesn't love you anymore because you never really loved her. Go to hell."
Okay now i feel bad, I'm sorry Riddler. We don't have to fight. Let's just hug okay? Bring it in, buddy. JUST KIDDING, SUPLEX BITCH and that's how I take him easy, what a bitch. Nine times out of ten, I'm tellin ya.

File:Venae ambrillo pad.png

2025-02-21T22:56:12Z

VenaeAmoris:

It's an image of this site but it's low quality and poorly cropped

File:Self Portrait.png

2025-02-21T22:46:53Z

VenaeAmoris:

An abstract square art piece of black dots and lines with a radial blur. It looks similar to a magic eye puzzle, or the sound of static. Some vague shapes can be seen within.

Drugs

2025-02-11T19:19:39Z

VenaeAmoris: added DARE furry

Drugs are multicolored fruit-flavored lentil-shaped candies produced and marketed by the Wrigley Company.

== Flavors ==
It can be difficult to distinguish between naturally and artificially-flavored drugs.
Flavors include:
* [[Template:Colours.css|Red]]
* [[Template:Colours.css|Blue]]
* [[Template:Colours.css|Orange]] (orange)

== Types ==
* illegal
* [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|cool]]
* schedule 1
* [[Love|love]]
* [[Methamphetamine|meth]]

== History ==
Drugs were invented by my friend Bethany.

[[File:Way past cool.png|right|frame|alt=A humanoid lion, the mascot of the DARE program, stretch out with very wide feet in a spotlight on top of a yellow-pink gradient background. It says "way past cool" in the font from the Friends television show promotional material.|The DARE program was a massive failure]]

File:Way past cool.png

2025-02-11T19:18:29Z

VenaeAmoris:

A humanoid lion, the mascot of the DARE program, stretch out with very wide feet in a spotlight on top of a yellow-pink gradient background. It says "way past cool" in the font from the Friends television show promotional material.

Drugs

2025-02-11T18:51:04Z

VenaeAmoris: Added weed mario (cool)

Mommy

2025-02-11T18:40:50Z

VenaeAmoris: sorry

sorry

Drugs

2025-02-11T01:24:32Z

VenaeAmoris: Created Drugs (intro, Flavors, Types, & History sections)

Baby

2025-02-08T20:04:19Z

VenaeAmoris: removed pronoun

Babies are made when [[Kissing|kiss]]

== Time ==
Once baby tires of being baby, and so become man. All undergo such a [[Transgender|trans]]formation. Such is the punishment for our hubris.

== In Media ==
Many [[Music|songs]] have been written about baby.
* Hit song ''I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs'', was written by [[God]] about making the first baby.

== Controversies ==
what, you gonna cry about it? you gonna piss and shit? gonna cry? huh wittle baby gonna cry? wittle baby is so afwaid, woh no pwease dont scare baby im just a wittle baby :(((( pweaaasee waah waaaah wahhh pweasse dont make me cwy youre gonna make baby cwy wahhhh That's what you sound like.

Baby

2025-02-08T20:03:47Z

VenaeAmoris: Created page with "Babies are made when they kiss == Time == Once baby tires of being baby, and so become man. All undergo such a transformation. Such is the punishment for our hubris. == In Media == Many songs have been written about baby. * Hit song ''I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs'', was written by God about making the first baby. == Controversies == what, you gonna cry about it? you gonna piss and shit? gonna cry? huh wittle b..."

Babies are made when they [[Kissing|kiss]]

== Time ==
Once baby tires of being baby, and so become man. All undergo such a [[Transgender|trans]]formation. Such is the punishment for our hubris.

== In Media ==
Many [[Music|songs]] have been written about baby.
* Hit song ''I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs'', was written by [[God]] about making the first baby.

== Controversies ==
what, you gonna cry about it? you gonna piss and shit? gonna cry? huh wittle baby gonna cry? wittle baby is so afwaid, woh no pwease dont scare baby im just a wittle baby :(((( pweaaasee waah waaaah wahhh pweasse dont make me cwy youre gonna make baby cwy wahhhh That's what you sound like.

Kissing

2025-02-06T00:30:02Z

VenaeAmoris: Bigger badder and better pope quote

Kissing is sticky but people still do it

== How To Kiss ==
To kiss, follow the following simple intructions:
# Open your mouth.
# Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists.
# Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[England|british]] pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue.
# Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent.
# Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue.
# Gently join the mouths at the seam.
# You are one now. There is no going back.
# You did it

== Reasons To Kiss ==
# It is quite sticky.

Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license.

== Kissing In Culture ==
There are many [[Music|songs]] about kissing.

Kissing is the origin of babies and syphilis.

=== Controversies ===
Despite popular belief, Katy Perry did not in fact kiss a girl.

== Quotes ==
* "Do not do it" - [[god|the pope]]

== Consequences ==
[[the sinner hole.]]

stickiness.

Kissing

2025-02-06T00:26:44Z

VenaeAmoris: Created page with "Kissing is sticky but people still do it == How To Kiss == To kiss, follow the following simple intructions: # Open your mouth. # Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists. # Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 british pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue. # Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent. # Dunk both mo..."

Kissing is sticky but people still do it

== How To Kiss ==
To kiss, follow the following simple intructions:
# Open your mouth.
# Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists.
# Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[England|british]] pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue.
# Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent.
# Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue.
# Gently join the mouths at the seam.
# You are one now. There is no going back.
# You did it

== Reasons To Kiss ==
# It is quite sticky.

Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license.

== Kissing In Culture ==
There are many [[Music|songs]] about kissing.

Kissing is the origin of babies and syphilis.

=== Controversies ===
Despite popular belief, Katy Perry did not in fact kiss a girl.

== Quotes ==
* "Please do not" - [[god|the pope]]

== Consequences ==
[[the sinner hole.]]

stickiness.

Affinity Photo

2025-02-05T23:57:32Z

VenaeAmoris: Created page with "Affinity Photo is a [https://wiki.pronounmail.com/wiki/File:Yellow_image.png photography] application which can be downloaded from the pirate bay.com. Most images were created here. == Features == This one's got all kinds of wild stuff == Making Photos == To create a photo, first add a photo. Then, click on the Filters tab at the top of the Affinity Photo editor. Scroll down to 'Distort' and select 'Polar To Rectangular'. Now repeatedly press cntrl+alt+f until you see..."

Affinity Photo is a [https://wiki.pronounmail.com/wiki/File:Yellow_image.png photography] application which can be downloaded from the pirate bay.com. Most images were created here.

== Features ==
This one's got all kinds of wild stuff

== Making Photos ==
To create a photo, first add a photo. Then, click on the Filters tab at the top of the Affinity Photo editor. Scroll down to 'Distort' and select 'Polar To Rectangular'. Now repeatedly press cntrl+alt+f until you see [[god]].
[[File:Snoop_and_Bird.png|alt=A poorly drawn digital image of what appears to be a white dog standing on two legs with a yellow bird on its head, both in front of a blank white background|right|thumb|Snoop and Bird]]
[[File:Yellow_image.png|alt=A digital image of a series of warped pixels of various shades of yellow, orange, and green that are pinched towards the center. Three letters can be seen which might spell "old" but it's not super clear what the letters are|thumb|what is this]]

== Version History ==
Affinity Photo [[World War I|1]] has a sequel, called two.

File:Snoop and Bird.png

2025-02-05T23:21:48Z

VenaeAmoris:

A poorly drawn digital image of what appears to be a white dog standing on two legs with a yellow bird on its head, both in front of a blank white background.

File:Yellow image.png

2025-02-05T23:15:48Z

VenaeAmoris:

A digital image of a series of warped pixels of various shades of yellow, orange, and green that are pinched towards the center. Three letters can be seen which might spell "old" but it's not super clear what the letters are