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Hp

2026-03-09T23:56:23Z

Thesamplemotion:

'''hp''' is a sauce sold and consumed in [[Great Britain]].
DISPLAYTITLE
[[File:-2019-09-04 Bacon sandwich with HP sauce, Cromer.JPG|thumb|Best looking food in England]]

== In culture ==
HP Sauce has been seen for centuries as a symbol of vitality, being consumed after each day of the Fortnight of Correction festival. This association was thought to have originated in the Before Times, with the letters "HP" often representing this concept in their Device Worlds<ref>Bureau of Pre-Affairs (749 CD). ''Decipherments LXVII''. pp. 201-245.</ref>. One can only assume that pre-history was littered with great heroes whose floors were littered with bottles of brown sauce.
<references />

== Saucentific status ==
Intuitively, HP appears to be some type of brown sauce, but due to its cultural associations, the saucological community consider it its own entity. As it stands, they are split on whether to officially declare it as a [[sauce]]. Rumour has it that the infamous Daddies Favourite lobby has infiltrated key saucentific organisations, tightening their iron and slightly tangy grip on the concept of brown sauce.

Hp

2026-03-09T23:45:03Z

Thesamplemotion: probably added too much to a page that didn't need anything else again but whatever. i like my silly made up worlds.

Need for Speed: Heat

2026-03-06T16:49:07Z

Thesamplemotion: i don't know

[[File:Awesomecar.png|thumb|569x569px|example of awesome car from [[Need for Speed: Heat]]]]
[[Need for Speed: Heat]] (stylised as NFS Heat) is a 2019 racing video game developed by '''Ghost Games''' and published by [[Electronic Arts]] for '''PlayStation 4''', '''Windows''', '''Nintendo Switch''', and '''Xbox One'''.

== Synopsis ==
'''Cargirl''' arrives in '''Carworld''' for the '''FastCar Driveoff''', but '''Pig Guy''' and the '''Pig Force''' dont like that very much. They kill you but don't actually because you are '''Goated'''

You go on to drive some more and get into all sorts of [[Fun]], like driving really fast and cutting off an ambulance as a treat

== Cars ==
In [[Need for Speed: Heat]] there's a device called [[:Category:Cars|Cars]] and you use them to go really fast around the city. The game makes it so your care can look really cool.

Cars are thought to only be canon within the world of [[Need for Speed: Heat]]. None have yet been discovered in our reality.

[[Category:Cars]]

Sonic Youth

2026-01-15T15:17:36Z

Thesamplemotion:

[[Sonic Youth]] is a difficult term. It may refer to one of two subjects.

== The Hedgeman ==
Sonic Youth? Well, yeah, of course he is, the dude's like 15 canonically.

== The Band ==
Formed in 1981, Sonic Youth died on stage in 2003 and were never seen again, not even by their families. It is said by those who attended that their bodies were stolen by masked agents of the Bush administration, who, according to a declassification of FBI files from 2103, arrested them for being sound terrorists after they played 9 and 11 extensions during the coda of ''The Sprawl'' for fifteen minutes straight. The reason for the 100-year delay in declassification instead of the regulation 30 was revealed by FBI chief Mister "Mr." Yeast to have been that the incident was "frankly too embarrassing", describing the notion that "a serving US President could lack even the most basic of understandings of harmonic grammar" as "a stain of humiliation on our past".

Nobody knows why they died though.

Sonic Youth

2026-01-15T15:16:42Z

Thesamplemotion:

== The Hedgeman ==
Sonic Youth? Well, yeah, of course he is, the dude's like 15 canonically.

== The Band ==
Formed in 1981, Sonic Youth died on stage in 2003 and were never seen again, not even by their families. It is said by those who attended that their bodies were stolen by masked agents of the Bush administration, who, according to a declassification of FBI files from 2103, arrested them for being sound terrorists after they played 9 and 11 extensions during the coda of ''The Sprawl'' for fifteen minutes straight. The reason for the 100-year delay in declassification instead of the regulation 30 was revealed by FBI chief Mister "Mr." Yeast to have been that the incident was "frankly too embarrassing", describing the notion that "a serving US President could lack even the most basic of understandings of harmonic grammar" as "a stain of humiliation on our past".

Nobody knows why they died though.

Sonic Youth

2026-01-15T15:14:59Z

Thesamplemotion: please don't kill me

I am legally required to make the following joke:

Sonic Youth? Well, yeah, of course he is, the dude's like 15 canonically.

Formed in 1981, Sonic Youth died on stage in 2003 and were never seen again, not even by their families. It is said by those who attended that their bodies were stolen by masked agents of the Bush administration, who, according to a declassification of FBI files from 2103, arrested them for being sound terrorists after they played 9 and 11 extensions during the coda of ''The Sprawl'' for fifteen minutes straight. The reason for the 100-year delay in declassification instead of the regulation 30 was revealed by FBI chief Mister "Mr." Yeast to have been that the incident was "frankly too embarrassing", describing the notion that "a serving US President could lack even the most basic of understandings of harmonic grammar" as "a stain of humiliation on our past".

Sonic Youth

2026-01-15T01:43:34Z

Thesamplemotion: good band

Formed in 1981, Sonic Youth died on stage in 2003 and were never seen again, not even by their families. It is said by those who attended that their bodies were stolen by masked agents of the Bush administration, who, according to a declassification of FBI files from 2103, arrested them for being sound terrorists after they played 9 and 11 extensions during the coda of ''The Sprawl'' for fifteen minutes straight. The reason for the 100-year delay in declassification instead of the regulation 30 was revealed by FBI chief Mister "Mr." Yeast to have been that the incident was "frankly too embarrassing", describing the notion that "a serving US President could lack even the most basic of understandings of harmonic grammar" as "a stain of humiliation on our past".

User:Thesamplemotion

2026-01-11T15:50:19Z

Thesamplemotion: /* Controversies */

{{DISPLAYTITLE:User:theSampleMotion}}'''theSampleMotion''' (also known as Sample Motion) makes [https://thesamplemotion.pronounmail.com music] sometimes, but is perhaps best known for playing the role of "Martin 'Tanta 'Martin Keary' Crul' Keary" in the blockbuster smash hit ''Tantakind 2'', an experience which traumatised her so much that she began to [[Transgender|transition her gender]]. She is also [[Great Britain|British]].

(btw i'm linking to [[Day in the Life of a Faggot Apologist|this page]] here bc nothing else links to it and it fucking rules.)

== Critical and uncritical reception to Sample Motion ==

{{quote|It's alright, yeah.|my dad}}

{{quote|This is music for nerds.|syntaxxor}}

== Controversies ==

Not a huge fan of breakcore (transfem heresy).

Website looks rubbish.

Insists upon Arial rather than Helvetica.

Logo might also stand for 'Sado-Masochism', leading to a lot of very disappointed freaky folks.

[[Category:White People]]

User:Thesamplemotion

2026-01-11T15:48:49Z

Thesamplemotion:

Divad Eiwob

2025-12-21T17:04:18Z

Thesamplemotion: blarg

{{distinguish|David Bowie}}
'''Divad Eiwob''' gave [[baby|birth]] to a thousand and three people while in the studio in the [[United States of America]] in 6791.
[[File:Divad Eiwob.jpg|alt=An image of David Bowie in a stylish dark suit and hat. He is leaning towards the camera and seems to be laughing riotously towards it.|thumb|this is divad eiwob. he is laughing at you. you moron.]]

David Bowie

2025-12-21T17:02:07Z

Thesamplemotion: fullstop

{{hatnote|To be confused with [[Divad Eiwob]].}}
David Bowie [[killing|killed]] a thousand and three people while on tour in [[France|Canada]] in 1976.

[[File:The Thin White Duke 76.jpg]]
[[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]]

David Bowie

2025-12-21T17:01:51Z

Thesamplemotion: no colon in "not to be confused w/"so wanted to make more consistent

{{hatnote|To be confused with [[Divad Eiwob]]}}
David Bowie [[killing|killed]] a thousand and three people while on tour in [[France|Canada]] in 1976.

[[File:The Thin White Duke 76.jpg]]
[[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]]

Mail

2025-11-30T14:20:55Z

Thesamplemotion: less good

'''Mail''' is an ancient method of exchanging annoying information like letters (such as [[H]]) or bills. At some point people realised that that's stupid and created [[Email]], which ''explicitly disallows sending bills''. The existence, therefore, of the [[Billing|Proton Mail billing service]] is quite the scientific marvel.

'''Mail'''<nowiki/>'s last use case remains the efficient distribution of [[Pipe bomb|pipe bombs]].

== Sending packages ==
If you want to be slightly less annoying you can send packages via mail. Hell, you can also receive them. Just imagine that.

== Famous mail users ==
[[File:Kaczynski in prison.jpg|left|thumb]]

Mail

2025-11-30T14:18:51Z

Thesamplemotion: maybe okay

'''Mail''' is an ancient method of exchanging annoying information like bills. At some point people realised that that's stupid and created [[Email]], which ''explicitly disallows sending bills''. The existence, therefore, of the [[Billing|Proton Mail billing service]] is quite the scientific marvel.

'''Mail'''<nowiki/>'s last use case remains the efficient distribution of [[Pipe bomb|pipe bombs]].

== Sending packages ==
If you want to be slightly less annoying you can send packages via mail. Hell, you can also receive them. Just imagine that.

== Famous mail users ==
[[File:Kaczynski in prison.jpg|left|thumb]]

Divad Eiwob

2025-11-25T09:50:08Z

Thesamplemotion:

David Bowie

2025-11-25T09:49:45Z

Thesamplemotion:

{{distinguish|Divad Eiwob}}
David Bowie [[killing|killed]] a thousand and three people while on tour in [[France|Canada]] in 1976.

[[File:The Thin White Duke 76.jpg]]
[[Category:White People]] [[Category:Music]]

ThinkPad

2025-11-24T21:46:32Z

Thesamplemotion: grammar tune-up. i would like a large round of applause for being a brit and yet not pettily correcting the us english spellings. /j

'''ThinkPads''' are the last [[Computer]] you'll ever need. Chances are the infrastructure you're using to access this page was either built on a ThinkPad or is running on one.

== History ==
Nobody is quite sure where the first ThinkPads came from, though some speculate that they materialized through sheer necessity.

Leading scientists and theologians believe that [[God]] used a T20 to look up what comes after Friday.

== Durability ==
As your bones are turned to dust by the the thermonuclear warhead detonating somewhere close to the graveyard you call your last home, the ThinkPad stashed away in a basement lives on, its batteries losing charge at a rate measured in decades, not years, and its internal disk forever savoring the AWS-keys and unfinished side-projects stored on it.

== The Thlit ==
[[File:Good little puter.jpg|left|thumb]]

Tarkus

2025-11-24T21:32:17Z

Thesamplemotion:

'''Tarkus''' is a 1971 album by Ericson Edmondson Edithson "E" Emerson, Locutus Larry Laetitia "L" Lake, and [[Penis]] [[Gilk]] Pizza "P" Palmer. Or at least that's what the cretins over at [[Wikipedia|Ickypedia]] would have you believe.

Being a prog-rock band, "E" "L" "P" (or just ELP for short) were contractually obliged by the Music Mafia to create a mock-operatic concept work of over 20 minutes, or risk the dreaded "derivative" ranking, a sort of virtual death sentence for self-indulgent wankers. So, in 1970, they once again combined into a single physical entity, a reference to the Megazords of various Power Rangers franchises, and got to work on a piece to meet these needs. The result, Tarkus, occupied the first side of the album, having annexed it from Bitches Crystal the year before.

Despite the fact that [[Rock Beato]] is definitely a fan, it is still widely considered kick-ass, wicked, and sick, even awesome by [[User:Thesamplemotion|some especially pretentious arseholes]].

== Side 1 (Tarkus) ==
ELP split Tarkus into 7 and a half parts to aid digestibility.

'''1. Eruption'''

This part describes Tarkus's birth next to a volcano and is pretty intense. It's in 5/4, because if you keep going down, you get 5, 4, 3, and there are only 3 people in the band. It also uses a lot of 4th intervals, to emphasise the 4 part of the 5/4/3 dichotomy. It has a gong in it too which is fucking wicked. BBWWOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG. Haha. What a funny noise.

'''2. Stones of Years'''

2025 could be considered a stone of a year, having sunk down to the very bottom of the moral sea, embedding itself in the disgusting, writhing shit of fascism. This is definitely what ELP were referencing with this song, as they were well-known for their excellent combined power of foresight. This was in contrast to their limited power of foreskin, as they had only three skins between them. Err... what was I talking about?

'''3. Iconoclast'''

[[Bird|bird]]

Someone smarter than me observed that the rhythmic keyboard stabs near the start of this piece resemble Morse Code. It seems that the Iconoclast was transmitting DD DD. Scholars speculate that this could be an indication of its bra size.

'''4. Mass'''

religion bad

'''5. Manticore'''

Have you ever seen a manticore? It's like, a kid's idea of a fearsome monster. Who the fuck was writing these bestiaries? Anyway, uh, Tarkus loses to this comical mish-mashed tragedy of a folklore monster and dies.

'''6. Battlefield'''

war bad

(This is actually really beautiful.)

'''7. Aquatarkus'''

Tarkus's corpse falls in the river and goes for a lovely swim, causing it to be reborn as Aquatarkus. The stupid synth noises in this piece may indicate that this new form has some sort of duck-like vocal chord arrangement, or is subject to extreme and persistent submarinous flatulence.

'''7.5 Eruption (Reprise)'''

They just copied and pasted part of Eruption onto the end and tacked on a more synthy ending. Bit lazy if you ask me, but it sort-of works.

== Side 2 ==
it's fucking dogshit. there is literally a track called jeremy bender. what the fuck were these people on.

== Overall ==
For having 3 people in it, it gets a 3 out of 6 on the Wankometer(tm).

I actually cannot stress to you enough how much of a fucking let-down that second side is.

== Controversies ==
Some people think prog-rock is worthless and wanky just because the bands know things about music and wanted to do stuff with that knowledge. These people are anti-intellectual, cowardly posers, and should not be taken seriously.

Europe

2025-11-24T14:39:20Z

Thesamplemotion: Created page with "'''Europe''' is like if America was weird and gay. They drink wine and pick flowers in Europe, except in Britain, where they drink beer, eat nothing but grey meat and mashed potatoes, and die at 45 from a tooth infection. Europe has a lot of places, like America, but they're not federalised like we have in America because that would be bad and Communist. I've run out of steam here."

'''Europe''' is like if America was weird and gay. They drink wine and pick flowers in Europe, except in Britain, where they drink beer, eat nothing but grey meat and mashed potatoes, and die at 45 from a tooth infection. Europe has a lot of places, like America, but they're not federalised like we have in America because that would be bad and Communist.

I've run out of steam here.

Woking

2025-11-24T14:32:04Z

Thesamplemotion:

''Note to all users: The UK is a horrible place, and I am trying to reflect that here. This article is written from the point of view of someone who amalgamates all the worst in bigotry in this country, except for the last section. I agree with none of what comes before it.''

'''Woking''' is a town in The Glorious Christian Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our British values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate quantum physics when they enter the country on small boats. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.

All of the below absolutely definitely happens in Woking, because I saw this post on Facebook and it really opened my eyes.

== History ==
Woking was invented by Friedrich "Woke" Engels in 1066 CD, in order to crush the western civilisation tigers and alpha male wolves who were making a real mess of his back garden.

The town is in fact named after him. Woke Engels became Woke Eng, then Woking. This origin is almost indiscernible, because English is a horrible language for evil people. Or at least, that's what the residents of Woking would want you to think.

== Life in Woking ==
''See also: [[Day in the Life of a Faggot Apologist]]''

Every day, the one remaining white "person" in Woking (since everyone else has obviously been driven out by the harsh Sharia law that is totally in place trust me bro) wakes up and apologises for being white, before putting on "THEIR" pronouns trousers, dying "THEIR" hair in some silly colours that I don't like, and going out to the University campus to be a lazy, good-for-nothing arts student, and learn how to be even more ashamed of being white and British, in addition to how to indoctrinate children into being gender-freak monsters like "THEM".

Thanks to the sheer amount of electric scooters and people wearing hoodies, many parts of Woking are "no-go areas" according to the police. That is, except for all the people who are living there, and the fact that said police report had no such words in it. But whatever. The police are probably Wokies too, and the people that live there aren't ''really'' people. Well, you know what I mean.

I am right. I ''have'' to be right. Please let me be right. There is nothing else for me out there.

The people who are just saying it how it is get executed in the evenings, and all the Wokies of Woking have a big fat polyamorous furry orgy to celebrate, dancing around a flag of Marx literally stabbing Great Britain. And what have these victims of socialist communist Sharia Cultural Marxist anti-British Values "law" done to deserve such an un-British fate? They've just spoken the truth! What a load of snowflakes!!! Oh, and I guess there was that angry mob that tore up half the town. B-but, that was just an expression of British pride!!!

== Education in Woking ==
Instead of prioritising English and Maths and Sciences (the REAL, USEFUL subjects), they teach ART and HISTORY (the WOKE subjects!!). Also, in Maths, they say that GIVING THE RIGHT ANSWER is LITERALLY RACIST, and they DENY British children the TOP GRADES... BECAUSE OF WOKE!! And, and uh, they DON'T teach that 2 + 2 EQUALS 4, no, now it has to, erm, be EQUITABLE TO 4!!!!!!! HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT!!!!!! THEY ALSO TEACH THAT SLAVERY WAS BAD AND I GUESS I HAVE TO BE ANGRY AT THAT!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!! RAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH— ''(falls over and dies of dysentery)''

== Back to reality ==
I have never been to Woking. I'm certain it's actually very nice, and doubly certain it's nothing like this deranged fantasy. If you're from there, salutations!

My point here was to illustrate just how ridiculously horrid and racist some of the rhetoric has been within mainstream politics in this country, and just how much the facts have been warped, as well as the almost compulsive obsession with immigrants and small boats. If Nigel Farage is to be believed, people who are desperately seeking a new life, or who are simply exercising their right under the principles of the free market to find a better one, are some sort of dark, shadowy force that works solely to undermine the lives of people who already live here. It's an utterly ludicrous and hideously dangerous breed of propaganda, whose inevitable after-effects, as many of these people would happily boast, the UK fought a war as part of an alliance to end.

This is not to mention the horrendous conversation surrounding actual issues that queer people face, with them instead being themselves branded as an "issue". The question "should people be allowed to exist authentically" is now seen as one of the most pressing issues of the day, a turn of events fit for a dystopia.

It absolutely disgusts me that these points have been entertained even remotely in the farce we call "mainstream political debate". So, this page exists like this now.

I fucking hate this country. Here's hoping for violent revolution soon.

Woking

2025-11-24T14:31:05Z

Thesamplemotion: link

''Note to all users: The UK is a horrible place, and I am trying to reflect that here. This article is written from the point of view of someone who amalgamates all the worst in bigotry in this country, except for the last section. I agree with none of what comes before it.''

'''Woking''' is a town in The Glorious Christian Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our British values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate quantum physics when they enter the country on small boats. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.

All of the below absolutely definitely happens in Woking, because I saw this post on Facebook and it really opened my eyes.

== History ==
Woking was invented by Friedrich "Woke" Engels in 1066 CD, in order to crush the western civilisation tigers and alpha male wolves who were making a real mess of his back garden.

The town is in fact named after him. Woke Engels became Woke Eng, then Woking. This origin is almost indiscernible, because English is a horrible language for evil people. Or at least, that's what the residents of Woking would want you to think.

== Life in Woking ==
''See also: [[Day in the Life of a Faggot Apologist]]''

Every day, the one remaining white "person" in Woking (since everyone else has obviously been driven out by the harsh Sharia law that is totally in place trust me bro) wakes up and apologises for being white, before putting on "THEIR" pronouns trousers, dying "THEIR" hair in some silly colours that I don't like, and going out to the University campus to be a lazy, good-for-nothing arts student, and learn how to be even more ashamed of being white and British, in addition to how to indoctrinate children into being gender-freak monsters like "THEM".

Thanks to the sheer amount of electric scooters and people wearing hoodies, many parts of Woking are "no-go areas" according to the police. That is, except for all the people who are living there, and the fact that said police report had no such words in it. But whatever. The police are probably Wokies too, and the people that live there aren't ''really'' people. Well, you know what I mean.

I am right. I ''have'' to be right. Please let me be right. There is nothing else for me out there.

The people who are just saying it how it is get executed in the evenings, and all the Wokies of Woking have a big fat polyamorous furry orgy to celebrate, dancing around a flag of Marx literally stabbing Great Britain. And what have these victims of socialist communist Sharia Cultural Marxist anti-British Values "law" done to deserve such an un-British fate? They've just spoken the truth! What a load of snowflakes!!! Oh, and I guess there was that angry mob that tore up half the town. B-but, that was just an expression of British pride!!!

== Education in Woking ==
Instead of prioritising English and Maths and Sciences (the REAL, USEFUL subjects), they teach ART and HISTORY (the WOKE subjects!!). Also, in Maths, they say that GIVING THE RIGHT ANSWER is LITERALLY RACIST, and they DENY British children the TOP GRADES... BECAUSE OF WOKE!! And, and uh, they DON'T teach that 2 + 2 EQUALS 4, no, now it has to, erm, be EQUITABLE TO 4!!!!!!! HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT!!!!!! THEY ALSO TEACH THAT SLAVERY WAS BAD AND I GUESS I HAVE TO BE ANGRY AT THAT!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!! RAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH— ''(falls over and dies of dysentery)''

== Back to reality ==
I have never been to Woking. I'm certain it's actually very nice, and doubly certain it's nothing like this deranged fantasy. If you're from there, salutations!

My point here was to illustrate just how ridiculously horrid and racist some of the rhetoric has been within mainstream politics in this country, and just how much the facts have been warped, as well as the almost compulsive obsession with immigrants and small boats. If Nigel Farage is to be believed, people who are desperately seeking a new life, or who are simply exercising their right under the principles of the free market to find a better one, are some sort of dark, shadowy force that works solely to undermine the lives of people who already live here. It's an utterly ludicrous and hideously dangerous breed of propaganda, whose inevitable after-effects, as many of these people would happily boast, the UK fought a war as part of an alliance to end.

This is not to mention the horrendous conversation surrounding actual issues that queer people face, with them instead being themselves being branded as an "issue". The question "should people be allowed to exist authentically" is now seen as one of the most pressing issues of the day, a turn of events fit for a dystopia.

It absolutely disgusts me that these points have been entertained even remotely in the farce we call "mainstream political debate". So, this page exists like this now.

I fucking hate this country. Here's hoping for violent revolution soon.

Woking

2025-11-24T14:30:09Z

Thesamplemotion: hate this fucking country

''Note to all users: The UK is a horrible place, and I am trying to reflect that here. This article is written from the point of view of someone who amalgamates all the worst in bigotry in this country, except for the last section. I agree with none of what comes before it.''

'''Woking''' is a town in The Glorious Christian Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our British values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate quantum physics when they enter the country on small boats. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.

All of the below absolutely definitely happens in Woking, because I saw this post on Facebook and it really opened my eyes.

== History ==
Woking was invented by Friedrich "Woke" Engels in 1066 CD, in order to crush the western civilisation tigers and alpha male wolves who were making a real mess of his back garden.

The town is in fact named after him. Woke Engels became Woke Eng, then Woking. This origin is almost indiscernible, because English is a horrible language for evil people. Or at least, that's what the residents of Woking would want you to think.

== Life in Woking ==
''See also: [[A Day in the Life of a Faggot Apologist]]''

Every day, the one remaining white "person" in Woking (since everyone else has obviously been driven out by the harsh Sharia law that is totally in place trust me bro) wakes up and apologises for being white, before putting on "THEIR" pronouns trousers, dying "THEIR" hair in some silly colours that I don't like, and going out to the University campus to be a lazy, good-for-nothing arts student, and learn how to be even more ashamed of being white and British, in addition to how to indoctrinate children into being gender-freak monsters like "THEM".

Thanks to the sheer amount of electric scooters and people wearing hoodies, many parts of Woking are "no-go areas" according to the police. That is, except for all the people who are living there, and the fact that said police report had no such words in it. But whatever. The police are probably Wokies too, and the people that live there aren't ''really'' people. Well, you know what I mean.

I am right. I ''have'' to be right. Please let me be right. There is nothing else for me out there.

The people who are just saying it how it is get executed in the evenings, and all the Wokies of Woking have a big fat polyamorous furry orgy to celebrate, dancing around a flag of Marx literally stabbing Great Britain. And what have these victims of socialist communist Sharia Cultural Marxist anti-British Values "law" done to deserve such an un-British fate? They've just spoken the truth! What a load of snowflakes!!! Oh, and I guess there was that angry mob that tore up half the town. B-but, that was just an expression of British pride!!!

== Education in Woking ==
Instead of prioritising English and Maths and Sciences (the REAL, USEFUL subjects), they teach ART and HISTORY (the WOKE subjects!!). Also, in Maths, they say that GIVING THE RIGHT ANSWER is LITERALLY RACIST, and they DENY British children the TOP GRADES... BECAUSE OF WOKE!! And, and uh, they DON'T teach that 2 + 2 EQUALS 4, no, now it has to, erm, be EQUITABLE TO 4!!!!!!! HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT!!!!!! THEY ALSO TEACH THAT SLAVERY WAS BAD AND I GUESS I HAVE TO BE ANGRY AT THAT!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!! RAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH— ''(falls over and dies of dysentery)''

== Back to reality ==
I have never been to Woking. I'm certain it's actually very nice, and doubly certain it's nothing like this deranged fantasy. If you're from there, salutations!

My point here was to illustrate just how ridiculously horrid and racist some of the rhetoric has been within mainstream politics in this country, and just how much the facts have been warped, as well as the almost compulsive obsession with immigrants and small boats. If Nigel Farage is to be believed, people who are desperately seeking a new life, or who are simply exercising their right under the principles of the free market to find a better one, are some sort of dark, shadowy force that works solely to undermine the lives of people who already live here. It's an utterly ludicrous and hideously dangerous breed of propaganda, whose inevitable after-effects, as many of these people would happily boast, the UK fought a war as part of an alliance to end.

This is not to mention the horrendous conversation surrounding actual issues that queer people face, with them instead being themselves being branded as an "issue". The question "should people be allowed to exist authentically" is now seen as one of the most pressing issues of the day, a turn of events fit for a dystopia.

It absolutely disgusts me that these points have been entertained even remotely in the farce we call "mainstream political debate". So, this page exists like this now.

I fucking hate this country. Here's hoping for violent revolution soon.

Web Guide/Text Editors

2025-11-12T14:11:17Z

Thesamplemotion: i was finally arsed to link to the shell access thing!!!!!! yay!!!!!!

{{GuidePage|title=Text Editors}}

=== Notepad++ ===
A bit retro but not so bad for HTML as I remember.

Having checked the website, wow ok, it's changed a lot since I last used it. Definitely better than Notepad though in any case. It was all Courier and really precise indent markers and such when I was introduced to it. I wonder if that version is still available... bah, anyways, if you can't get VS Code, get this.

=== VS Code ===
This might have come with your computer. If not, I believe it's free (or some version of it?), so get on it. It gives you access to SSH as well, which is Incredibly Nifty for communicating with and editing files on pronounmail.com, once you get your website up and running. I believe there's a guide for [[Shell Access|ssh]] somewhere... not sure where though.

{{GuidePageEnd}}

__TOC__
[[Category:Pages that need things added to them]]

Web Guide/The Very Basics

2025-11-12T14:08:42Z

Thesamplemotion: clarified bit ab windows bothering you if you change the file extension

{{GuidePage|title=The Very Basics|theme=denim|section=🌱 Make a Website}}__TOC__
Let's do the thing. First of all, make sure you have a '''desktop computer''' or laptop (i'm just going to say "desktop" from now on to save time); you can ''technically'' follow along using a mobile phone or iPad but, for the time being, this guide won't cover how to do that. If you don't own a desktop, pretty much every public library will have some that you can use for free.

The first thing you'll need to do is create a folder on your computer, which will contain all the files for your website. If you don't have any experience working with files and folders, [[Web Guide:Sidebar/How Files & Folders work|now is a good time to learn]]!

== Setting Up Your Website ==
{{#widget:Guides/PlatformSwitcher}}

<div class="platform windows">
=== Windows ===
# Open File Explorer and find a place for the local version of your new site. At this stage, it doesn't matter where; your Documents folder is pretty solid.
# Right click and press "New..." -> "Folder" to create a folder to contain all the website's contents. Give it an appropriate name.
# Enter this folder, then right-click and create a new text document with "New..." -> "Text Document". Call it <code>index.html</code>. This will be your homepage. You might have to go into it and save it as an HTML file in Notepad to make sure it is actually an HTML file, because by default, Windows is evil and doesn't let you see file extensions. Make sure to delete the original text file if using this approach. If you do it via renaming, Windows will ask you if you want to change the file type, and believe me, you very much do. Text documents aren't very useful on the World Wide Web Tee Em, unless they're encased in HTML.
# Right-click (yeah i know, there's a lot of this) your new .html file, and select "Open with..." -> "Notepad", and watch as your blank HTML file appears magically before your eyes as a notepad document containing absolutely nothing. This is absolutely fine.
# If you type things into this and save them, it will save to the HTML file quite happily, though Notepad isn't exactly the best editor for this... see later for details.
</div>
<div class="platform macos">
=== macOS ===
# Open the Finder and pick a folder to place your new site into (it doesn't really matter where, "Documents" is a solid choice).
# Press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>Shift</kbd> + <kbd>N</kbd></kbd> to create a new folder.
# Give it a name and press return.
# Now, open TextEdit.
#If it doesn't start a new document automatically, click "New Document" or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>N</kbd></kbd> to do that.
# HTML is a plain text format, so we need to go to Format > Make Plain Text (or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>Shift</kbd> + <kbd>T</kbd></kbd>) to make TextEdit treat it as such.
# Go to File > Save (or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd>) to save the file. It should pop open a dialog asking you where to save the file. [[File:MacOS save screenshot.png|thumb|right|alt=A screenshot of the macOS save dialog. The "Save As" field is set to "index.html" and the "Where" field has been expanded and the "website" folder has been selected|This is roughly what you want it to look like]]
# Where it says "Save as:", type <code>index.html</code>. In the "Where:" field, navigate to the folder you created earlier (you might need to click the little down arrow to get a proper file picker).
# Click Save. If it interrogates you about the .html extension, select "Use .html".
# You're ready to start editing your website!
</div>
<div class="platform linux">
=== Linux ===
fuuckkk... uuhhhh.. okay. uh

So there are a lot of different Linuxes and they're all slightly different in completely inscrutable ways, so it's going to be difficult to be as precise as you would with other platforms. I am going to assume that, because you're using the fucking nerd operating system for fucking nerds, you know how to create files and open a text editor on your specific flavour of Linux.

# Create a folder somewhere on your computer
#Open a text editor (such as Kwrite, Mousepad, uh, Text Editor) and create a new document
# Save the document as index.html within the folder you just created
</div>
<div class="platform haiku">
=== Haiku ===
# Find a folder to place your new site into (your home folder will work fine).
# Create a new folder, call it whatever you want.
# Open that folder, right click and select <code>New</code> → <code>text file</code> and call it <code>index.html</code>. This will be your site's homepage.
# Right click the newly created file and select <code>Add-ons</code> → <code>FileType</code>.
# In the window that appears, type <code>text/html</code> into the "File Type" field and then close it.
# You can now right click and open your new file in a text editor like Pe (''not'' StyledEdit).

Note that WebPositive's developer tools are currently fairly lacking, so you may want to install a browser like Falkon from the HaikuDepot.
</div>

== Adding Things ==

[[File:Blank Page.png|thumb|right|alt=A screenshot of my empty index.html page opened in a web browser.|How exciting!]]

At this point, you should have a folder with a file called "index.html" inside it.<ref>By convention, the index.html file will be served up when you don't ask for a specific file. A "home page", if you will.</ref> You can double click the file in <span class="platform macos">the Finder</span><span class="platform windows">File Explorer</span><span class="platform linux">your file manager</span><span class="platform haiku">the Tracker</span> or drag its icon onto the "new tab" button on your web browser. You should see an entirely blank page. We haven't put anything in the file yet, so that makes sense.

Let's put some stuff on our page. For the rest of the guide I'll be making my website about my two cats, but you can of course [[Web Guide/What Do I Put On My Website?|make your website about anything you want]].

Switch back to <span class="platform macos">TextEdit</span><span class="platform windows">Notepad</span><span class="platform linux">whatever text editor you're using</span><span class="platform haiku">Pe</span> and just start typing some stuff:

<pre>
Hello! This is the homepage of Basil & Onion. They are the swamp creatures that live in my house.
</pre>

Press <kbd class="platform macos"><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd><kbd class="platform linux windows"><kbd>Ctrl</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd><kbd class="platform haiku"><kbd>Alt</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd> to save and then reload the page in your web browser. Hopefully, what you wrote should show up on the page!

[[File:Website with Text.png|thumb|center|alt=A screenshot of two windows, the first being a TextEdit window with the above text written in it, the second a Safari window showing the same text in a serif font.|500px|That's a website!!!]]

== Next Up ==


<div class="platform macos windows">
* Tired of <span class="platform macos">TextEdit</span><span class="platform windows">Notepad</span> yet? Now is a good time [[Web Guide/Text Editors|install a nicer text editor]].
</div>
{{GuidePageEnd}}

Wikipedia

2025-10-21T16:14:34Z

Thesamplemotion: self indulgent was the word

[[File:Wikipedia 88x31 anim.gif|thumb|This 8831 is kinda cool though. [[Respect]].]]
'''Wikipedia''' is the [[pronounmail the wiki]] for Losers. It's written by normal people with way less [[swag]] than us aura lobsters here at pronouns mail the wiky

== How work ==
In a blatant act of plagiarism, Wikipedia's structure is copied almost entirely from that of '''pronounmail the wiki''', in that anyone can edit a page. However, these hapless cretins require edits to be "rEVieWeD" in many cases, destroying all opportunities for joy or whimsy such as those which often occur in our wondrous realm.

== Why ==
Some people want to put true things on the internet without being funny. This is unacceptable. These people disgrace the true purpose of the internet.<ref>(also on the rare occasion they do try being funny it ends up as some form of obtuse, overly referential, hyper-self-indulgent, early 2000s nerd humour. idk if that's a helpful description, but i don't know how else to describe it at all. it's worth at least a journal's worth of study all to itself honestly.)</ref>

== What is the true purpose of the Internet ==
meow :3

== What can be done ==
'''pronounmail the wiki''' at present has no plan of action against the threat to [[fun]] posed by the tedious bureaucrats at Wikipedia...

...is the official line. As we speak, tactical nya-bombs, [[Sauce|omnisauce]] gas, and humorously-named neurotoxins are being prepared, overseen by our esteemed colleague and inventor of weapons, John Weapons. In the coming days, these will be unleashed on the ever-so-well-kept world of the Wikipedians, decimating their virtual infrastructure and leaving only '''pronounmail the wiki''' as the final arbiters of truth on the Internet. Their war on error ends here.

== What has been said ==
{{quote|Sir, a second unreviewed edit has hit the page.|georg buss}}

== Controversies? ==
They consider "controversies" sections to be hackneyed and boring. They're probably right. Counterpoint: fuck you.

== Are there any notes ==

{{stub}}

Horse MiniDisc

2025-10-21T16:01:18Z

Thesamplemotion: klein joek

[[File:Horsemd2089-003-web.gif|thumb|Historic logo]]
The '''Horse MiniDisc''' (or [[Dr. House|Horse MD]]) was a variety of MiniDisc developed by [[Sony]] that could hold the equivalent of one [[horsepower]] in data. Sony believed the shape of the [[Horse]] MiniDisc would make the format more robust and versatile. Researchers later found that this was not true, but thought it was a nice idea regardless.

== Controversies ==
It has been speculated that Horse MiniDisc was mainly invented as a vehicle for smuggling horse [[ketamine]].

Fish

2025-10-21T15:32:05Z

Thesamplemotion: yay part 2

{{see also|horse}}

You know what that means
{{stub}}

Horse

2025-10-21T15:31:35Z

Thesamplemotion: yay

Everyone can see what a [[horse]] is.

Web Guide/Text Editors

2025-10-20T22:30:24Z

Thesamplemotion: shhhhhhhhhhh

{{GuidePage|title=Text Editors}}

=== Notepad++ ===
A bit retro but not so bad for HTML as I remember.

Having checked the website, wow ok, it's changed a lot since I last used it. Definitely better than Notepad though in any case. It was all Courier and really precise indent markers and such when I was introduced to it. I wonder if that version is still available... bah, anyways, if you can't get VS Code, get this.

=== VS Code ===
This might have come with your computer. If not, I believe it's free (or some version of it?), so get on it. It gives you access to SSH as well, which is Incredibly Nifty for communicating with and editing files pronounmail.com, once you get your website up and running. I believe there's a guide for ssh somewhere... if only someone would link to it.

{{GuidePageEnd}}

__TOC__
[[Category:Pages that need things added to them]]

Web Guide/Text Editors

2025-10-20T22:28:51Z

Thesamplemotion: there did that do it

{{GuidePage|title=Text Editors}}

=== Notepad++ ===
A bit retro but not so bad for HTML as I remember.

Having checked the website, wow ok, it's changed a lot since I last used it. Definitely better than Notepad though in any case. It was all Courier and really precise indent markers and such when I was introduced to it. I wonder if that version is still available... bah, anyways, if you can't get VS Code, get this.

=== VS Code ===
This might have come with your computer. If not, I believe it's free (or some version of it?), so get on it. It gives you access to ssh as well, which is Incredibly Nifty for communicating with and editing files pronounmail.com, once you get your website up and running. I believe there's a guide for ssh somewhere... if only someone would link to it.

{{GuidePageEnd}}

__TOC__
[[Category:Pages that need things added to them]]

Web Guide/Text Editors

2025-10-20T22:27:10Z

Thesamplemotion: dubiously good advice

{{GuidePage|title=Text Editors}}
{{GuidePageEnd}}

=== Notepad++ ===
A bit retro but not so bad for HTML as I remember.

Having checked the website, wow ok, it's changed a lot since I last used it. Definitely better than Notepad though in any case. It was all Courier and really precise indent markers and such when I was introduced to it. I wonder if that version is still available... bah, anyways, if you can't get VS Code, get this.

=== VS Code ===
This might have come with your computer. If not, I believe it's free (or some version of it?), so get on it. It gives you access to ssh as well, which is Incredibly Nifty for communicating with and editing files pronounmail.com, once you get your website up and running. I believe there's a guide for ssh somewhere... if only someone would link to it.
__TOC__
[[Category:Pages that need things added to them]]

Web Guide/The Very Basics

2025-10-20T22:18:50Z

Thesamplemotion:

{{GuidePage|title=The Very Basics|theme=denim|section=🌱 Make a Website}}__TOC__
Let's do the thing. First of all, make sure you have a '''desktop computer''' or laptop (i'm just going to say "desktop" from now on to save time); you can ''technically'' follow along using a mobile phone or iPad but, for the time being, this guide won't cover how to do that. If you don't own a desktop, pretty much every public library will have some that you can use for free.

The first thing you'll need to do is create a folder on your computer, which will contain all the files for your website. If you don't have any experience working with files and folders, [[Web Guide:Sidebar/How Files & Folders work|now is a good time to learn]]!

== Setting Up Your Website ==
{{#widget:Guides/PlatformSwitcher}}

<div class="platform windows">
=== Windows ===
# Open File Explorer and find a place for the local version of your new site. At this stage, it doesn't matter where; your Documents folder is pretty solid.
# Right click and press "New..." -> "Folder" to create a folder to contain all the website's contents. Give it an appropriate name.
# Enter this folder, then right-click and create a new text document with "New..." -> "Text Document". Call it <code>index.html</code>. This will be your homepage. You might have to go into it and save it as an HTML file in Notepad to make sure it is actually an HTML file, because by default, Windows is evil and doesn't let you see file extensions. Make sure to delete the original text file if using this approach. If you do it without "saving as" in Notepad, Windows will ask you if you want to change the file type, and believe me, you very much do. Text documents aren't very useful on the World Wide Web Tee Em, unless they're encased in HTML.
# Right-click (yeah i know, there's a lot of this) your new .html file, and select "Open with..." -> "Notepad", and watch as your blank HTML file appears magically before your eyes as a notepad document containing absolutely nothing. This is absolutely fine.
# If you type things into this and save them, it will save to the HTML file quite happily, though Notepad isn't exactly the best editor for this... see later for details.
</div>
<div class="platform macos">
=== macOS ===
# Open the Finder and pick a folder to place your new site into (it doesn't really matter where, "Documents" is a solid choice).
# Press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>Shift</kbd> + <kbd>N</kbd></kbd> to create a new folder.
# Give it a name and press return.
# Now, open TextEdit.
#If it doesn't start a new document automatically, click "New Document" or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>N</kbd></kbd> to do that.
# HTML is a plain text format, so we need to go to Format > Make Plain Text (or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>Shift</kbd> + <kbd>T</kbd></kbd>) to make TextEdit treat it as such.
# Go to File > Save (or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd>) to save the file. It should pop open a dialog asking you where to save the file. [[File:MacOS save screenshot.png|thumb|right|alt=A screenshot of the macOS save dialog. The "Save As" field is set to "index.html" and the "Where" field has been expanded and the "website" folder has been selected|This is roughly what you want it to look like]]
# Where it says "Save as:", type <code>index.html</code>. In the "Where:" field, navigate to the folder you created earlier (you might need to click the little down arrow to get a proper file picker).
# Click Save. If it interrogates you about the .html extension, select "Use .html".
# You're ready to start editing your website!
</div>
<div class="platform linux">
=== Linux ===
fuuckkk... uuhhhh.. okay. uh

So there are a lot of different Linuxes and they're all slightly different in completely inscrutable ways, so it's going to be difficult to be as precise as you would with other platforms. I am going to assume that, because you're using the fucking nerd operating system for fucking nerds, you know how to create files and open a text editor on your specific flavour of Linux.

# Create a folder somewhere on your computer
#Open a text editor (such as Kwrite, Mousepad, uh, Text Editor) and create a new document
# Save the document as index.html within the folder you just created
</div>
<div class="platform haiku">
=== Haiku ===
# Find a folder to place your new site into (your home folder will work fine).
# Create a new folder, call it whatever you want.
# Open that folder, right click and select <code>New</code> → <code>text file</code> and call it <code>index.html</code>. This will be your site's homepage.
# Right click the newly created file and select <code>Add-ons</code> → <code>FileType</code>.
# In the window that appears, type <code>text/html</code> into the "File Type" field and then close it.
# You can now right click and open your new file in a text editor like Pe (''not'' StyledEdit).

Note that WebPositive's developer tools are currently fairly lacking, so you may want to install a browser like Falkon from the HaikuDepot.
</div>

== Adding Things ==

[[File:Blank Page.png|thumb|right|alt=A screenshot of my empty index.html page opened in a web browser.|How exciting!]]

At this point, you should have a folder with a file called "index.html" inside it.<ref>By convention, the index.html file will be served up when you don't ask for a specific file. A "home page", if you will.</ref> You can double click the file in <span class="platform macos">the Finder</span><span class="platform windows">File Explorer</span><span class="platform linux">your file manager</span><span class="platform haiku">the Tracker</span> or drag its icon onto the "new tab" button on your web browser. You should see an entirely blank page. We haven't put anything in the file yet, so that makes sense.

Let's put some stuff on our page. For the rest of the guide I'll be making my website about my two cats, but you can of course [[Web Guide/What Do I Put On My Website?|make your website about anything you want]].

Switch back to <span class="platform macos">TextEdit</span><span class="platform windows">Notepad</span><span class="platform linux">whatever text editor you're using</span><span class="platform haiku">Pe</span> and just start typing some stuff:

<pre>
Hello! This is the homepage of Basil & Onion. They are the swamp creatures that live in my house.
</pre>

Press <kbd class="platform macos"><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd><kbd class="platform linux windows"><kbd>Ctrl</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd><kbd class="platform haiku"><kbd>Alt</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd> to save and then reload the page in your web browser. Hopefully, what you wrote should show up on the page!

[[File:Website with Text.png|thumb|center|alt=A screenshot of two windows, the first being a TextEdit window with the above text written in it, the second a Safari window showing the same text in a serif font.|500px|That's a website!!!]]

== Next Up ==


<div class="platform macos windows">
* Tired of <span class="platform macos">TextEdit</span><span class="platform windows">Notepad</span> yet? Now is a good time [[Web Guide/Text Editors|install a nicer text editor]].
</div>
{{GuidePageEnd}}

Web Guide/The Very Basics

2025-10-20T22:17:52Z

Thesamplemotion:

{{GuidePage|title=The Very Basics|theme=denim|section=🌱 Make a Website}}__TOC__
Let's do the thing. First of all, make sure you have a '''desktop computer''' or laptop (i'm just going to say "desktop" from now on to save time); you can ''technically'' follow along using a mobile phone or iPad but, for the time being, this guide won't cover how to do that. If you don't own a desktop, pretty much every public library will have some that you can use for free.

The first thing you'll need to do is create a folder on your computer, which will contain all the files for your website. If you don't have any experience working with files and folders, [[Web Guide:Sidebar/How Files & Folders work|now is a good time to learn]]!

== Setting Up Your Website ==
{{#widget:Guides/PlatformSwitcher}}

<div class="platform windows">
=== Windows ===
# Open File Explorer and find a place for the local version of your new site. At this stage, it doesn't matter where; your Documents folder is pretty solid.
# Right click and press "New..." -> "Folder" to create a folder to contain all the website's contents. Give it an appropriate name.
# Enter this folder, then right-click and create a new text document with "New..." -> "Text Document". Call it <code>index.html</code>. This will be your homepage. You might have to go into it and save it as an HTML file in Notepad to make sure it is actually an HTML file, because by default, Windows is evil and doesn't let you see file extensions. Make sure to delete the original text file if using this approach. If you do it without "saving as" in Notepad, Windows will ask you if you want to change the file type, and believe me, you very much do. Text documents aren't very useful on the World Wide Web Tee Em, unless they're encased in HTML.
# Right-click (yeah i know, there's a lot of this) your new .html file, and select "Open with..." -> "Notepad", and watch as your blank HTML file appears magically before your eyes as a notepad document containing absolutely nothing. This is absolutely fine.
# If you type things into this and save them, it will save to the HTML file quite happily, though Notepad isn't exactly the best editor for this... see later for details.

<div class="platform macos">
=== macOS ===
# Open the Finder and pick a folder to place your new site into (it doesn't really matter where, "Documents" is a solid choice).
# Press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>Shift</kbd> + <kbd>N</kbd></kbd> to create a new folder.
# Give it a name and press return.
# Now, open TextEdit.
#If it doesn't start a new document automatically, click "New Document" or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>N</kbd></kbd> to do that.
# HTML is a plain text format, so we need to go to Format > Make Plain Text (or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>Shift</kbd> + <kbd>T</kbd></kbd>) to make TextEdit treat it as such.
# Go to File > Save (or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd>) to save the file. It should pop open a dialog asking you where to save the file. [[File:MacOS save screenshot.png|thumb|right|alt=A screenshot of the macOS save dialog. The "Save As" field is set to "index.html" and the "Where" field has been expanded and the "website" folder has been selected|This is roughly what you want it to look like]]
# Where it says "Save as:", type <code>index.html</code>. In the "Where:" field, navigate to the folder you created earlier (you might need to click the little down arrow to get a proper file picker).
# Click Save. If it interrogates you about the .html extension, select "Use .html".
# You're ready to start editing your website!
</div>
<div class="platform linux">
=== Linux ===
fuuckkk... uuhhhh.. okay. uh

So there are a lot of different Linuxes and they're all slightly different in completely inscrutable ways, so it's going to be difficult to be as precise as you would with other platforms. I am going to assume that, because you're using the fucking nerd operating system for fucking nerds, you know how to create files and open a text editor on your specific flavour of Linux.

# Create a folder somewhere on your computer
#Open a text editor (such as Kwrite, Mousepad, uh, Text Editor) and create a new document
# Save the document as index.html within the folder you just created
</div>
<div class="platform haiku">
=== Haiku ===
# Find a folder to place your new site into (your home folder will work fine).
# Create a new folder, call it whatever you want.
# Open that folder, right click and select <code>New</code> → <code>text file</code> and call it <code>index.html</code>. This will be your site's homepage.
# Right click the newly created file and select <code>Add-ons</code> → <code>FileType</code>.
# In the window that appears, type <code>text/html</code> into the "File Type" field and then close it.
# You can now right click and open your new file in a text editor like Pe (''not'' StyledEdit).

Note that WebPositive's developer tools are currently fairly lacking, so you may want to install a browser like Falkon from the HaikuDepot.
</div>

== Adding Things ==

[[File:Blank Page.png|thumb|right|alt=A screenshot of my empty index.html page opened in a web browser.|How exciting!]]

At this point, you should have a folder with a file called "index.html" inside it.<ref>By convention, the index.html file will be served up when you don't ask for a specific file. A "home page", if you will.</ref> You can double click the file in <span class="platform macos">the Finder</span><span class="platform windows">File Explorer</span><span class="platform linux">your file manager</span><span class="platform haiku">the Tracker</span> or drag its icon onto the "new tab" button on your web browser. You should see an entirely blank page. We haven't put anything in the file yet, so that makes sense.

Let's put some stuff on our page. For the rest of the guide I'll be making my website about my two cats, but you can of course [[Web Guide/What Do I Put On My Website?|make your website about anything you want]].

Switch back to <span class="platform macos">TextEdit</span><span class="platform windows">Notepad</span><span class="platform linux">whatever text editor you're using</span><span class="platform haiku">Pe</span> and just start typing some stuff:

<pre>
Hello! This is the homepage of Basil & Onion. They are the swamp creatures that live in my house.
</pre>

Press <kbd class="platform macos"><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd><kbd class="platform linux windows"><kbd>Ctrl</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd><kbd class="platform haiku"><kbd>Alt</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd> to save and then reload the page in your web browser. Hopefully, what you wrote should show up on the page!

[[File:Website with Text.png|thumb|center|alt=A screenshot of two windows, the first being a TextEdit window with the above text written in it, the second a Safari window showing the same text in a serif font.|500px|That's a website!!!]]

== Next Up ==


<div class="platform macos windows">
* Tired of <span class="platform macos">TextEdit</span><span class="platform windows">Notepad</span> yet? Now is a good time [[Web Guide/Text Editors|install a nicer text editor]].
</div>
{{GuidePageEnd}}

Web Guide/The Very Basics

2025-10-20T22:15:34Z

Thesamplemotion:

{{GuidePage|title=The Very Basics|theme=denim|section=🌱 Make a Website}}__TOC__
Let's do the thing. First of all, make sure you have a '''desktop computer''' or laptop (i'm just going to say "desktop" from now on to save time); you can ''technically'' follow along using a mobile phone or iPad but, for the time being, this guide won't cover how to do that. If you don't own a desktop, pretty much every public library will have some that you can use for free.

The first thing you'll need to do is create a folder on your computer, which will contain all the files for your website. If you don't have any experience working with files and folders, [[Web Guide:Sidebar/How Files & Folders work|now is a good time to learn]]!

== Setting Up Your Website ==
{{#widget:Guides/PlatformSwitcher}}
<div class="platform windows">
=== Windows ===
</div>

# Open File Explorer and find a place for the local version of your new site. At this stage, it doesn't matter where; your Documents folder is pretty solid.
# Right click and press "New..." -> "Folder" to create a folder to contain all the website's contents. Give it an appropriate name.
# Enter this folder, then right-click and create a new text document with "New..." -> "Text Document". Call it <code>index.html</code>. This will be your homepage. You might have to go into it and save it as an HTML file in Notepad to make sure it is actually an HTML file, because by default, Windows is evil and doesn't let you see file extensions. Make sure to delete the original text file if using this approach. If you do it without "saving as" in Notepad, Windows will ask you if you want to change the file type, and believe me, you very much do. Text documents aren't very useful on the World Wide Web Tee Em, unless they're encased in HTML.
# Right-click (yeah i know, there's a lot of this) your new .html file, and select "Open with..." -> "Notepad", and watch as your blank HTML file appears magically before your eyes as a notepad document containing absolutely nothing. This is absolutely fine.
# If you type things into this and save them, it will save to the HTML file quite happily, though Notepad isn't exactly the best editor for this... see later for details.<div class="platform macos">
=== macOS ===
# Open the Finder and pick a folder to place your new site into (it doesn't really matter where, "Documents" is a solid choice).
# Press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>Shift</kbd> + <kbd>N</kbd></kbd> to create a new folder.
# Give it a name and press return.
# Now, open TextEdit.
#If it doesn't start a new document automatically, click "New Document" or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>N</kbd></kbd> to do that.
# HTML is a plain text format, so we need to go to Format > Make Plain Text (or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>Shift</kbd> + <kbd>T</kbd></kbd>) to make TextEdit treat it as such.
# Go to File > Save (or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd>) to save the file. It should pop open a dialog asking you where to save the file. [[File:MacOS save screenshot.png|thumb|right|alt=A screenshot of the macOS save dialog. The "Save As" field is set to "index.html" and the "Where" field has been expanded and the "website" folder has been selected|This is roughly what you want it to look like]]
# Where it says "Save as:", type <code>index.html</code>. In the "Where:" field, navigate to the folder you created earlier (you might need to click the little down arrow to get a proper file picker).
# Click Save. If it interrogates you about the .html extension, select "Use .html".
# You're ready to start editing your website!
</div>
<div class="platform linux">
=== Linux ===
fuuckkk... uuhhhh.. okay. uh

So there are a lot of different Linuxes and they're all slightly different in completely inscrutable ways, so it's going to be difficult to be as precise as you would with other platforms. I am going to assume that, because you're using the fucking nerd operating system for fucking nerds, you know how to create files and open a text editor on your specific flavour of Linux.

# Create a folder somewhere on your computer
#Open a text editor (such as Kwrite, Mousepad, uh, Text Editor) and create a new document
# Save the document as index.html within the folder you just created
</div>
<div class="platform haiku">
=== Haiku ===
# Find a folder to place your new site into (your home folder will work fine).
# Create a new folder, call it whatever you want.
# Open that folder, right click and select <code>New</code> → <code>text file</code> and call it <code>index.html</code>. This will be your site's homepage.
# Right click the newly created file and select <code>Add-ons</code> → <code>FileType</code>.
# In the window that appears, type <code>text/html</code> into the "File Type" field and then close it.
# You can now right click and open your new file in a text editor like Pe (''not'' StyledEdit).

Note that WebPositive's developer tools are currently fairly lacking, so you may want to install a browser like Falkon from the HaikuDepot.
</div>

== Adding Things ==

[[File:Blank Page.png|thumb|right|alt=A screenshot of my empty index.html page opened in a web browser.|How exciting!]]

At this point, you should have a folder with a file called "index.html" inside it.<ref>By convention, the index.html file will be served up when you don't ask for a specific file. A "home page", if you will.</ref> You can double click the file in <span class="platform macos">the Finder</span><span class="platform windows">File Explorer</span><span class="platform linux">your file manager</span><span class="platform haiku">the Tracker</span> or drag its icon onto the "new tab" button on your web browser. You should see an entirely blank page. We haven't put anything in the file yet, so that makes sense.

Let's put some stuff on our page. For the rest of the guide I'll be making my website about my two cats, but you can of course [[Web Guide/What Do I Put On My Website?|make your website about anything you want]].

Switch back to <span class="platform macos">TextEdit</span><span class="platform windows">Notepad</span><span class="platform linux">whatever text editor you're using</span><span class="platform haiku">Pe</span> and just start typing some stuff:

<pre>
Hello! This is the homepage of Basil & Onion. They are the swamp creatures that live in my house.
</pre>

Press <kbd class="platform macos"><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd><kbd class="platform linux windows"><kbd>Ctrl</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd><kbd class="platform haiku"><kbd>Alt</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd> to save and then reload the page in your web browser. Hopefully, what you wrote should show up on the page!

[[File:Website with Text.png|thumb|center|alt=A screenshot of two windows, the first being a TextEdit window with the above text written in it, the second a Safari window showing the same text in a serif font.|500px|That's a website!!!]]

== Next Up ==


<div class="platform macos windows">
* Tired of <span class="platform macos">TextEdit</span><span class="platform windows">Notepad</span> yet? Now is a good time [[Web Guide/Text Editors|install a nicer text editor]].
</div>
{{GuidePageEnd}}

Web Guide/The Very Basics

2025-10-20T22:12:01Z

Thesamplemotion: i have been the change i want to see in the world. sorry if i broke things.

{{GuidePage|title=The Very Basics|theme=denim|section=🌱 Make a Website}}__TOC__
Let's do the thing. First of all, make sure you have a '''desktop computer''' or laptop (i'm just going to say "desktop" from now on to save time); you can ''technically'' follow along using a mobile phone or iPad but, for the time being, this guide won't cover how to do that. If you don't own a desktop, pretty much every public library will have some that you can use for free.

The first thing you'll need to do is create a folder on your computer, which will contain all the files for your website. If you don't have any experience working with files and folders, [[Web Guide:Sidebar/How Files & Folders work|now is a good time to learn]]!

== Setting Up Your Website ==
{{#widget:Guides/PlatformSwitcher}}
<div class="platform windows">
=== Windows ===
</div>

# Open File Explorer and find a place for the local version of your new site. At this stage, it doesn't matter where; your Documents folder is pretty solid.
# Right click and press "New..." -> "Folder" to create a folder to contain all the website's contents. Give it an appropriate name.
# Enter this folder, then right-click and create a new text document with "New..." -> "Text Document". Call it "index.html". You might have to go into it and save it as an HTML file in Notepad to make sure it is actually an HTML file, because by default, Windows is evil and doesn't let you see file extensions. Make sure to delete the original text file if using this approach. If you do it without "saving as" in Notepad, Windows will ask you if you want to change the file type, and believe me, you very much do. Text documents aren't very useful on the World Wide Web Tee Em, unless they're encased in HTML.
# Right-click (yeah i know, there's a lot of this) your new .html file, and select "Open with..." -> "Notepad", and watch as your blank HTML file appears magically before your eyes as a notepad document containing absolutely nothing.
# If you type things into this and save them, it will save to the HTML file quite happily, though Notepad isn't exactly the best editor for this... see later for details.<div class="platform macos">
=== macOS ===
# Open the Finder and pick a folder to place your new site into (it doesn't really matter where, "Documents" is a solid choice).
# Press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>Shift</kbd> + <kbd>N</kbd></kbd> to create a new folder.
# Give it a name and press return.
# Now, open TextEdit.
#If it doesn't start a new document automatically, click "New Document" or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>N</kbd></kbd> to do that.
# HTML is a plain text format, so we need to go to Format > Make Plain Text (or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>Shift</kbd> + <kbd>T</kbd></kbd>) to make TextEdit treat it as such.
# Go to File > Save (or press <kbd><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd>) to save the file. It should pop open a dialog asking you where to save the file. [[File:MacOS save screenshot.png|thumb|right|alt=A screenshot of the macOS save dialog. The "Save As" field is set to "index.html" and the "Where" field has been expanded and the "website" folder has been selected|This is roughly what you want it to look like]]
# Where it says "Save as:", type <code>index.html</code>. In the "Where:" field, navigate to the folder you created earlier (you might need to click the little down arrow to get a proper file picker).
# Click Save. If it interrogates you about the .html extension, select "Use .html".
# You're ready to start editing your website!
</div>
<div class="platform linux">
=== Linux ===
fuuckkk... uuhhhh.. okay. uh

So there are a lot of different Linuxes and they're all slightly different in completely inscrutable ways, so it's going to be difficult to be as precise as you would with other platforms. I am going to assume that, because you're using the fucking nerd operating system for fucking nerds, you know how to create files and open a text editor on your specific flavour of Linux.

# Create a folder somewhere on your computer
#Open a text editor (such as Kwrite, Mousepad, uh, Text Editor) and create a new document
# Save the document as index.html within the folder you just created
</div>
<div class="platform haiku">
=== Haiku ===
# Find a folder to place your new site into (your home folder will work fine).
# Create a new folder, call it whatever you want.
# Open that folder, right click and select <code>New</code> → <code>text file</code> and call it <code>index.html</code>. This will be your site's homepage.
# Right click the newly created file and select <code>Add-ons</code> → <code>FileType</code>.
# In the window that appears, type <code>text/html</code> into the "File Type" field and then close it.
# You can now right click and open your new file in a text editor like Pe (''not'' StyledEdit).

Note that WebPositive's developer tools are currently fairly lacking, so you may want to install a browser like Falkon from the HaikuDepot.
</div>

== Adding Things ==

[[File:Blank Page.png|thumb|right|alt=A screenshot of my empty index.html page opened in a web browser.|How exciting!]]

At this point, you should have a folder with a file called "index.html" inside it.<ref>By convention, the index.html file will be served up when you don't ask for a specific file. A "home page", if you will.</ref> You can double click the file in <span class="platform macos">the Finder</span><span class="platform windows">File Explorer</span><span class="platform linux">your file manager</span><span class="platform haiku">the Tracker</span> or drag its icon onto the "new tab" button on your web browser. You should see an entirely blank page. We haven't put anything in the file yet, so that makes sense.

Let's put some stuff on our page. For the rest of the guide I'll be making my website about my two cats, but you can of course [[Web Guide/What Do I Put On My Website?|make your website about anything you want]].

Switch back to <span class="platform macos">TextEdit</span><span class="platform windows">Notepad</span><span class="platform linux">whatever text editor you're using</span><span class="platform haiku">Pe</span> and just start typing some stuff:

<pre>
Hello! This is the homepage of Basil & Onion. They are the swamp creatures that live in my house.
</pre>

Press <kbd class="platform macos"><kbd>⌘</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd><kbd class="platform linux windows"><kbd>Ctrl</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd><kbd class="platform haiku"><kbd>Alt</kbd> + <kbd>S</kbd></kbd> to save and then reload the page in your web browser. Hopefully, what you wrote should show up on the page!

[[File:Website with Text.png|thumb|center|alt=A screenshot of two windows, the first being a TextEdit window with the above text written in it, the second a Safari window showing the same text in a serif font.|500px|That's a website!!!]]

== Next Up ==


<div class="platform macos windows">
* Tired of <span class="platform macos">TextEdit</span><span class="platform windows">Notepad</span> yet? Now is a good time [[Web Guide/Text Editors|install a nicer text editor]].
</div>
{{GuidePageEnd}}

Among Us

2025-10-20T21:30:48Z

Thesamplemotion:

This page is an example of what happens when a meme dies. Time moves on. Time has not been kind to [[Among Us]], by any means.

== What ==
______________________________Among Us was a game where you played as the Sussy

_________________Baka Impostor or the Fearful Uwu Innocent, and you respectively had to kill or avoid being killed.

________________In a break with a long-standing tradition set by Rolox Murder Mystery 2, there was no Detective role,

________________causing a shockwave in the gamedev world equialent to that of a poodle umping into the Irish Sea.

== How ==
_________________Like most games about murder, it became infinitely

_________________popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some [[Quantum Physics|physics bullshit or something]]. Un-

______fortunately, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited

______as it was by cause and effect (unlike noted hyper-success Minecraft), thus, in around September 2023, its

_____[[Dr. House|wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey]] influence collapsed, being left to rot in the memories of those such as me who

_____reckon with their adulthood on a daily basis. It truly is a marker of decay for my generation, as One Week

______________was for my ancestors, known in legend as the Millennials, or perhaps as "The Avocado Folks".

== Why ==
_______________idk i guess it's kinda a good idea._________________________game design isn't my area but

_______________i liked it when i had friends to play________________________it with... but that was such a

_______________long time ago... where are they__________________________now? all i have is my 20 years.

== Controversies ==
Gaming is for [[Sex|Fucking]] [[Special:Users|Nerds]]

Among Us

2025-10-20T21:29:08Z

Thesamplemotion: FUCK YOU. try deleting THAT bullshit, mediawiki.

This page is an example of what happens when a meme dies. Time moves on. Time has not been kind to [[Among Us]], by any means.

== What ==
______________________________Among Us was a game where you played as the Sussy

_________________Baka Impostor or the Fearful Uwu Innocent, and you respectively had to kill or avoid being killed.

________________In a break with a long-standing tradition set by Rolox Murder Mystery 2, there was no Detective role,

________________causing a shockwave in the gamedev world equialent to that of a poodle umping into the Irish Sea.

== How ==
_________________Like most games about murder, it became infinitely

_________________popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some [[Quantum Physics|physics bullshit or something]]. Un-

______fortunately, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited

______as it was by cause and effect (unlike noted hyper-success Minecraft), thus, in around September 2023, its

_____[[Dr. House|wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey]] influence collapsed, being left to rot in the memories of those such as me who

_____reckon with their adulthood on a daily basis. It truly is a marker of decay for my generation, as One Week

______________was for my ancestors, known in legend as the Millennials, or perhaps as "The Avocado Folks".

== Why ==
_______________idk i guess it's kinda a good idea. game design isn't my area but

_______________i liked it when i had friends to play it with... but that was such a

_______________long time ago... where are they now? all i have is my 20 years.

== Controversies ==
Gaming is for [[Special:Users|Fucking Nerds]]

Among Us

2025-10-20T21:27:05Z

Thesamplemotion: i tried really hard i hope this looks kind of good

This page is an example of what happens when a meme dies. Time moves on. Time has not been kind to [[Among Us]], by any means.

== What ==
Among Us was a game where you played as the Sussy

Baka Impostor or the Fearful Uwu Innocent, and you respectively had to kill or avoid being killed.

In a break with a long-standing tradition set by Rolox Murder Mystery 2, there was no Detective role,

causing a shockwave in the gamedev world equialent to that of a poodle umping into the Irish Sea.

== How ==
Like most games about murder, it became infinitely

popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some [[Quantum Physics|physics bullshit or something]]. Un-

fortunately, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited

as it was by cause and effect (unlike noted hyper-success Minecraft), thus, in around September 2023, its

[[Dr. House|wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey]] influence collapsed, being left to rot in the memories of those such as me who

reckon with their adulthood on a daily basis. It truly is a marker of decay for my generation, as One Week

was for my ancestors, known in legend as the Millennials, or perhaps as "The Avocado Folks".

== Why ==
idk i guess it's kinda a good idea. game design isn't my area but

i liked it when i had friends to play it with... but that was such a

long time ago... where are they now? all i have is my 20 years.

== Controversies ==
Gaming is for [[Special:Users|Fucking Nerds]]

Among Us

2025-10-20T21:11:01Z

Thesamplemotion: this could also be good

This page is an example of what happens when a meme dies. Time moves on. Time has not been kind to [[Among Us]], by any means.

== What ==
Among Us was a game where you played as the Sussy Baka Impostor or the Fearful Uwu Innocent, and you respectively had to kill or avoid being killed. In a break with a long-standing tradition set by Rolox Murder Mystery 2, there was no Detective role, causing a shockwave in the gamedev world equialent to that of a poodle jumping into the Irish Sea.

== How ==
Like most games about murder, it became infinitely popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some [[Quantum Physics|physics bullshit or something]]. Unfortunately, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited as it was by cause and effect (unlike noted hyper-success Minecraft), thus, in around September 2023, its [[Dr. House|wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey]] influence collapsed, being left to rot in the memories of those such as me who reckon with their adulthood on a daily basis.

== Why ==
idk i guess it's kinda a good idea

== Controversies ==
Gaming is for [[Special:Users|Fucking Nerds]]

Trube's Top TEN Tips to Turn Tonight Topsy Turvy

2025-10-20T21:02:28Z

Thesamplemotion: tiny tiny change

By Risinpis Trube

Many [[Among Us|among us]] wish our nights were more eventful than simply lying down, switching off the poison sockets, activating the forward shields, engaging the helmic regulator, and succumbing to the darkness. Thankfully, after decades of careful study on top of a rock in West Bromwich, I can bring you TEN (not to be confused with 10, ten, or Ten) AMAZING TIPS to bring you closer to your dream of having wicked awesome dreams, and maybe even productivity in your sleep!!!

# '''Dissolve one of your arms in acid before bed each night.''' Now, this might seem an extreme first step, but believe me, the Dream Council are gonna love this one. Simply put, in sleep, your body expends energy to heal itself. The more energy expended, the more Topsy Turvy your night can be! So, subjecting a limb to utter chemical annihilation prior to settling down is The Best way to ensure that your night takes on some manner of wicked quality.
# '''Drink.''' Don't ask what. Just, drink.
# '''[[Piss]].''' Release of urine before sleeping has been linked (controversially) o a 10000% increase in nocturnal Topsy-Turvy- ness. When your bladder is empty, your mind can be full. What of, you ask? That's up to you. Or maybe it's up to Cat[[ChatGPT|GPT]]. Meow.
# '''Karma.''' Try to reach 10 karma before attempting to shelter for the night. This can be achieved by listening to obscene amounts of Boy George records, or by sheltering up to 10 times without dying. In a world such as ours, this is easier said than done. However, with enough luck, you may respawn as a bloated billionaire, whose blood, drawn from countless degradations of will of subordinates thousands of miles below him, retains little of his own matter; thus, such threats will not endanger your life.
# '''Listen to some Topsy-Turvy music.''' Or just AI-generate it. Who fucking cares about people anymore? Why Live When You Can GENERATE!>!>!>!>!>!>!????!??!?!??!?!?!!!??!?11/??? AI democratises art so you can create '''whatever you like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''... of course, so long as our training data accounts for it. Be sure to visit TrubeAI and enter code TRUBE6969 to get 40 BILLION PERCENT OFF your first month of our soulslop destruction theft machine Premium Subscrumbletion.
# [list item number six placeholder text - don't forget to fill this in!]
# '''Don't bother.''' Perhaps the most subversive pre-sleep action item is to deny sleep altogether. This will baffle and confuse the Dream Council, causing them to Worship You as their God, '''''Morpheus, Lord of Dreams!!!!!''''' On a personal note, I've been doing this for Years, and I feel the POwer.. I AM YOUR GOD. I AM MORPHEOS. I AM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKJHYTTTTTTSAW34 GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGQQQ GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
# '''Maybe do bother.''' Fuck me. I feel like shite. What am I even doing with my life? Er, ahem, I mean... what are YOU doing with YOUR life??? I'M the one giving the PRO TIPS here! I'M in control! Erm, uh, depending on your.. um... Personal Dormancy Coefficient, you may wish to alternate sleeping and not sleeping. Yeah. That sounds convincing.
# '''Cry.''' I want to cry. I don't know why. Something has gone really wrong.
# '''Stop making Top 10 Lists of Top Tips.''' I have to be honest, dearest Disciples of Trubethought... this is a possibility which has crossed my mind frequently in the last 3 hours. Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I sell my life and knowledge for clicks, for pennies of revenue. I am pulling out my intestines inch by inch, hoping someone will drop me their spare change. I really hate my life. And I want to change- wait, who are you??? NO! I WANT OUT!!!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU RUFFIANS!! GGGAAAAAAAJHJSHVKASDJLDJASKCJHBAKSNC

Thang you for witnessing my Top TEN Tips to Turn Your Night Topsy-Turvy! More later

Lots of love,

Risinpis Trube.

© Big Time 4 Big Timez

[can someone else do the formatting on that? i cba w css rn.]

Trube's Top TEN Tips to Turn Tonight Topsy Turvy

2025-10-20T21:01:44Z

Thesamplemotion: forgor to link to this

By Risinpis Trube

Many [[among us]] wish our nights were more eventful than simply lying down, switching off the poison sockets, activating the forward shields, engaging the helmic regulator, and succumbing to the darkness. Thankfully, after decades of careful study on top of a rock in West Bromwich, I can bring you TEN (not to be confused with 10, ten, or Ten) AMAZING TIPS to bring you closer to your dream of having wicked awesome dreams, and maybe even productivity in your sleep!!!

# '''Dissolve one of your arms in acid before bed each night.''' Now, this might seem an extreme first step, but believe me, the Dream Council are gonna love this one. Simply put, in sleep, your body expends energy to heal itself. The more energy expended, the more Topsy Turvy your night can be! So, subjecting a limb to utter chemical annihilation prior to settling down is The Best way to ensure that your night takes on some manner of wicked quality.
# '''Drink.''' Don't ask what. Just, drink.
# '''[[Piss]].''' Release of urine before sleeping has been linked (controversially) o a 10000% increase in nocturnal Topsy-Turvy- ness. When your bladder is empty, your mind can be full. What of, you ask? That's up to you. Or maybe it's up to Cat[[ChatGPT|GPT]]. Meow.
# '''Karma.''' Try to reach 10 karma before attempting to shelter for the night. This can be achieved by listening to obscene amounts of Boy George records, or by sheltering up to 10 times without dying. In a world such as ours, this is easier said than done. However, with enough luck, you may respawn as a bloated billionaire, whose blood, drawn from countless degradations of will of subordinates thousands of miles below him, retains little of his own matter; thus, such threats will not endanger your life.
# '''Listen to some Topsy-Turvy music.''' Or just AI-generate it. Who fucking cares about people anymore? Why Live When You Can GENERATE!>!>!>!>!>!>!????!??!?!??!?!?!!!??!?11/??? AI democratises art so you can create '''whatever you like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''... of course, so long as our training data accounts for it. Be sure to visit TrubeAI and enter code TRUBE6969 to get 40 BILLION PERCENT OFF your first month of our soulslop destruction theft machine Premium Subscrumbletion.
# [list item number six placeholder text - don't forget to fill this in!]
# '''Don't bother.''' Perhaps the most subversive pre-sleep action item is to deny sleep altogether. This will baffle and confuse the Dream Council, causing them to Worship You as their God, '''''Morpheus, Lord of Dreams!!!!!''''' On a personal note, I've been doing this for Years, and I feel the POwer.. I AM YOUR GOD. I AM MORPHEOS. I AM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKJHYTTTTTTSAW34 GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGQQQ GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
# '''Maybe do bother.''' Fuck me. I feel like shite. What am I even doing with my life? Er, ahem, I mean... what are YOU doing with YOUR life??? I'M the one giving the PRO TIPS here! I'M in control! Erm, uh, depending on your.. um... Personal Dormancy Coefficient, you may wish to alternate sleeping and not sleeping. Yeah. That sounds convincing.
# '''Cry.''' I want to cry. I don't know why. Something has gone really wrong.
# '''Stop making Top 10 Lists of Top Tips.''' I have to be honest, dearest Disciples of Trubethought... this is a possibility which has crossed my mind frequently in the last 3 hours. Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I sell my life and knowledge for clicks, for pennies of revenue. I am pulling out my intestines inch by inch, hoping someone will drop me their spare change. I really hate my life. And I want to change- wait, who are you??? NO! I WANT OUT!!!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU RUFFIANS!! GGGAAAAAAAJHJSHVKASDJLDJASKCJHBAKSNC

Thang you for witnessing my Top TEN Tips to Turn Your Night Topsy-Turvy! More later

Lots of love,

Risinpis Trube.

© Big Time 4 Big Timez

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Disk Horse

2025-10-20T21:00:04Z

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{{See also|Horse MiniDisc}}
[[File:Disk Horse.png|thumb|left|https://discord.gg/KcWx42jWcX]]

Horsepower

2025-10-20T20:58:19Z

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[[File:IcelandicHorseInWinter.jpg|thumb|This guy]]
[[Horse|Horses]] are so power full......

Horse MiniDisc

2025-10-20T20:57:12Z

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[[File:Horsemd2089-003-web.gif|thumb|Historic logo]]
The '''Horse MiniDisc''' was a variety of MiniDisc developed by [[Sony]] that could hold the equivalent of one [[horsepower]] in data. Sony believed the shape of the [[Horse]] MiniDisc would make the format more robust and versatile. Researchers later found that this was not true, but thought it was a nice idea regardless.

== Controversies ==
It has been speculated that Horse MiniDisc was mainly invented as a vehicle for smuggling horse [[ketamine]].

Fish

2025-10-20T20:56:41Z

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{{see also|Horse}}

You know what that means
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Horse

2025-10-20T20:55:12Z

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Everyone knows what a [[horse]] is.

It

2025-10-20T20:53:35Z

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's been one week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"

Five days since you laughed at me, saying

"Get back together, come back and see me"

Three days since the living room

I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you

Yesterday, you'd forgiven me

But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry

== [Verse 1: Ed Robertson] ==
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinking aching shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours

Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver

== [Pre-Chorus: Ed Robertson & Steven Page] ==
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?

Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of taking off my shirt

== [Chorus 2: Steven Page] ==
It's been one week since you looked at me

Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"

Five days since you tackled me

I've still got the rug burns on both my knees

It's been three days since the afternoon

You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon

Yesterday, you'd forgiven me

And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry

== [Instrumental Break] ==

== [Verse 2: Ed Robertson] ==
Chickity China, the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watching X-Files with no lights on

We're ''dans la maison''

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic

Like Sting, I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films

But if I did they'd have a Samurai

Gonna get a set of better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing

== [Pre-Chorus: Ed Robertson & Steven Page] ==
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?

Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean? You soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of losing my shirt

== [Chorus 3: Steven Page & Ed Robertson] ==
It's been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to the sides and said, "I'm sorry"

Five days since I laughed at you and said

"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"

Three days since the living room

We realized we're both to blame but what could we do?

Yesterday, you just smiled at me

'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry

== [Outro: Steven Page & Ed Robertson] ==
It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days 'til we say "Wasabi"

Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

== Controversies ==
What The Actual Fuck Are They Talking About
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Trube's Top TEN Tips to Turn Tonight Topsy Turvy

2025-10-20T20:46:50Z

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By Risinpis Trube

Many [[among us]] wish our nights were more eventful than simply lying down, switching off the poison sockets, activating the forward shields, engaging the helmic regulator, and succumbing to the darkness. Thankfully, after decades of careful study on top of a rock in West Bromwich, I can bring you TEN (not to be confused with 10, ten, or Ten) AMAZING TIPS to bring you closer to your dream of having wicked awesome dreams, and maybe even productivity in your sleep!!!

# '''Dissolve one of your arms in acid before bed each night.''' Now, this might seem an extreme first step, but believe me, the Dream Council are gonna love this one. Simply put, in sleep, your body expends energy to heal itself. The more energy expended, the more Topsy Turvy your night can be! So, subjecting a limb to utter chemical annihilation prior to settling down is The Best way to ensure that your night takes on some manner of wicked quality.
# '''Drink.''' Don't ask what. Just, drink.
# '''Piss.''' Release of urine before sleeping has been linked (controversially) o a 10000% increase in nocturnal Topsy-Turvy- ness. When your bladder is empty, your mind can be full. What of, you ask? That's up to you. Or maybe it's up to Cat[[ChatGPT|GPT]]. Meow.
# '''Karma.''' Try to reach 10 karma before attempting to shelter for the night. This can be achieved by listening to obscene amounts of Boy George records, or by sheltering up to 10 times without dying. In a world such as ours, this is easier said than done. However, with enough luck, you may respawn as a bloated billionaire, whose blood, drawn from countless degradations of will of subordinates thousands of miles below him, retains little of his own matter; thus, such threats will not endanger your life.
# '''Listen to some Topsy-Turvy music.''' Or just AI-generate it. Who fucking cares about people anymore? Why Live When You Can GENERATE!>!>!>!>!>!>!????!??!?!??!?!?!!!??!?11/??? AI democratises art so you can create '''whatever you like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''... of course, so long as our training data accounts for it. Be sure to visit TrubeAI and enter code TRUBE6969 to get 40 BILLION PERCENT OFF your first month of our soulslop destruction theft machine Premium Subscrumbletion.
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# '''Don't bother.''' Perhaps the most subversive pre-sleep action item is to deny sleep altogether. This will baffle and confuse the Dream Council, causing them to Worship You as their God, '''''Morpheus, Lord of Dreams!!!!!''''' On a personal note, I've been doing this for Years, and I feel the POwer.. I AM YOUR GOD. I AM MORPHEOS. I AM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKJHYTTTTTTSAW34 GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGQQQ GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
# '''Maybe do bother.''' Fuck me. I feel like shite. What am I even doing with my life? Er, ahem, I mean... what are YOU doing with YOUR life??? I'M the one giving the PRO TIPS here! I'M in control! Erm, uh, depending on your.. um... Personal Dormancy Coefficient, you may wish to alternate sleeping and not sleeping. Yeah. That sounds convincing.
# '''Cry.''' I want to cry. I don't know why. Something has gone really wrong.
# '''Stop making Top 10 Lists of Top Tips.''' I have to be honest, dearest Disciples of Trubethought... this is a possibility which has crossed my mind frequently in the last 3 hours. Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I sell my life and knowledge for clicks, for pennies of revenue. I am pulling out my intestines inch by inch, hoping someone will drop me their spare change. I really hate my life. And I want to change- wait, who are you??? NO! I WANT OUT!!!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU RUFFIANS!! GGGAAAAAAAJHJSHVKASDJLDJASKCJHBAKSNC

Thang you for witnessing my Top TEN Tips to Turn Your Night Topsy-Turvy! More later

Lots of love,

Risinpis Trube.

© Big Time 4 Big Timez

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Trube's Top TEN Tips to Turn Tonight Topsy Turvy

2025-10-20T20:43:58Z

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By Risinpis Trube

Many [[among us]] wish our nights were more eventful than simply lying down, switching off the poison sockets, activating the forward shields, engaging the helmic regulator, and succumbing to the darkness. Thankfully, after decades of careful study on top of a rock in West Bromwich, I can bring you TEN (not to be confused with 10, ten, or Ten) AMAZING TIPS to bring you closer to your dream of having wicked awesome dreams, and maybe even productivity in your sleep!!!

# '''Dissolve one of your arms in acid before bed each night.''' Now, this might seem an extreme first step, but believe me, the Dream Council are gonna love this one. Simply put, in sleep, your body expends energy to heal itself. The more energy expended, the more Topsy Turvy your night can be! So, subjecting a limb to utter chemical annihilation prior to settling down is The Best way to ensure that your night takes on some manner of wicked quality.
# '''Drink.''' Don't ask what. Just, drink.
# '''Piss.''' Release of urine before sleeping has been linked (controversially) o a 10000% increase in nocturnal Topsy-Turvy- ness. When your bladder is empty, your mind can be full. What of, you ask? That's up to you. Or maybe it's up to [[ChatGPT|CatGPT]]. Meow.
# '''Karma.''' Try to reach 10 karma before attempting to shelter for the night. This can be achieved by listening to obscene amounts of Boy George records, or by sheltering up to 10 times without dying. In a world such as ours, this is easier said than done. However, with enough luck, you may respawn as a bloated billionaire, whose blood, drawn from countless degradations of will of subordinates thousands of miles below him, retains little of his own matter; thus, such threats will not endanger your life.
# '''Listen to some Topsy-Turvy music.''' Or just AI-generate it. Who fucking cares about people anymore? Why Live When You Can GENERATE!>!>!>!>!>!>!????!??!?!??!?!?!!!??!?11/??? AI democratises art so you can create '''whatever you like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''... of course, so long as our training data accounts for it. Be sure to visit TrubeAI and enter code TRUBE6969 to get 40 BILLION PERCENT OFF your first month of our soulslop destruction theft machine Premium Subscrumbletion.
# [list item number six placeholder text - don't forget to fill this in!]
# '''Don't bother.''' Perhaps the most subversive pre-sleep action item is to deny sleep altogether. This will baffle and confuse the Dream Council, causing them to Worship You as their God, '''''Morpheus, Lord of Dreams!!!!!''''' On a personal note, I've been doing this for Years, and I feel the POwer.. I AM YOUR GOD. I AM MORPHEOS. I AM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKJHYTTTTTTSAW34 GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGQQQ GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
# '''Maybe do bother.''' Fuck me. I feel like shite. What am I even doing with my life? Er, ahem, I mean... what are YOU doing with YOUR life??? I'M the one giving the PRO TIPS here! I'M in control! Erm, uh, depending on your.. um... Personal Dormancy Coefficient, you may wish to alternate sleeping and not sleeping. Yeah. That sounds convincing.
# '''Cry.''' I want to cry. I don't know why. Something has gone really wrong.
# '''Stop making Top 10 Lists of Top Tips.''' I have to be honest, dearest Disciples of Trubethought... this is a possibility which has crossed my mind frequently in the last 3 hours. Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I sell my life and knowledge for clicks, for pennies of revenue. I am pulling out my intestines inch by inch, hoping someone will drop me their spare change. I really hate my life. And I want to change- wait, who are you??? NO! I WANT OUT!!!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU RUFFIANS!! GGGAAAAAAAJHJSHVKASDJLDJASKCJHBAKSNC

Thang you for witnessing my Top TEN Tips to Turn Your Night Topsy-Turvy! More later

Lots of love,

Risinpis Trube.

© Big Time 4 Big Timez

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Trube’s Top TEN Tips to Transform Tomorrow

2025-10-20T20:33:04Z

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By Risinpis Trube
# '''Sleep wet.''' Shower till soaked. Dive under the covers. Your body is convinced it's in "shark mode," stimulating your muscles during sleep.
# '''Sleep in a single.''' Your body should never have enough space to roll around during the night. Any rolling will snap your body out of "shark mode," which is highly detrimental to your muscular and spiritual health.
# '''Sleep with shoes on.''' Warm feet stimulate blood flow, allowing your heart to suck in more oxygen overnight, and the weight of your shoes will further prevent any nightly bodily rustling.
# '''Do''' not '''sleep amongst others.''' When you sleep in a room with many other occupants, their ''melatonin'' can be ''extracted'' through ''dreams'', and I want to make it clear the <span class="serif">Dream Council</span> forbids ''melatonin extraction through dream walking''. Once in a lucid dream state (see article 25 "[[Trube's Top TEN Tips to Turn Tonight Topsy Turvy|Trube’s Top TEN Tips to Turn Tonight Topsy Turvy]]") you might <u>accidentally</u> ''proceed to blink the lyrics to "That's All" by Genesis at 10 times the original tempo (1760 bps)''. You may, hypothetically, find the most difficult part of this to be, surprisingly, ''the [[bridge]] near the end of the second chorus''. That's why you '''should''' never '''sleep amongst others''', '''especially''' not '''7 other people in one room'''. '''If this happened by accident,''' ''you would have access to the dreams of those within range''. <u>This would already be breaking multiple <span class="serif">Dream Council</span> decrees,</u> but ''imagine'' how much trouble you would be in if you ''fell in someone else's dream,'' found the '''tiny beige cabinet''' at the '''back of their subconscious''', <code>''crawled in''</code> and <code>walked 4 days</code> to the nearest <span class="serif">Crystal Melatonin Cave,</span> and stole a bucket's worth of <span class="blue">Melatonin Dew</span> '''clinging to the rock walls.'''
# '''Sleep with a stuffed animal.''' It's comfy.
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