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Marjoram

2026-03-27T16:54:27Z

Teetow:

== Marjoram Tater Greens ==
Marjoram Tater Greens is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.

==== Ingredients ====

* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
* Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
* Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit

==== Preparation ====
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.

Marjoram

2026-03-27T16:54:15Z

Teetow:

== Marjoram Tater Greens ==
Marjoram Tater Greens is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the Make America Scran Again movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.

==== Ingredients ====

* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
* Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
* Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit

==== Preparation ====
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.

Marjoram

2026-03-27T16:54:05Z

Teetow: /* Marjoram Tater Greens */

== Marjoram Tater Greens ==
Marjoram Tater Greens is a simple vegetarian dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the Make America Scran Again movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.

==== Ingredients ====

* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
* Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
* Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit

==== Preparation ====
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.

Meta Slop

2026-03-27T16:53:50Z

Teetow:

'''Me'''di'''t'''err'''a'''nean '''Slop''' is another slop dish that I stole from somewhere. I forgot where I stole it from and so I'll just write it down here in case I forget how to make it.
[[File:My lunch.jpg|thumb|This is sort of what it should look like. Results may vary.]]
When you perfect it you can make it in like 45 minutes.

== Fun facts ==
This dish contains >100% the recommended daily amount of salt, which is precisely what makes it awesome.

== Should contain ==
Ok this ingredient list is kind of vibes based but I'll try to make it as clear as possible. This should feed 2 people but if you're so so so hungry like me it's more like one meal and a snack

* 1 Onion
* 1 Clove of Garlic
* 1 Zucchini
* 1 Block of Feta Cheese (like 150-200g)
* 500g of pre-cooked Gnocchi (the type you find in the refrigerated section)
* half a teaspoon of dehydrated broth (not really necessary but makes it more yum)
* 100ml of water from the shanghai river (or tap water, whatever is easier)
* A lil bit of tomato paste
* Some olive oil
* Italian herb mix (oregano, thyme, [[marjoram]], the likes)
* Pepper
* No fucking salt man this is already salty enough

== Get chopped ==
[[File:Common raccoon near water - DPLA - 8b80da82c05af99dd903285a52394c3d.jpg|thumb|Look at them washing their paws. So cute.]]
Ok so here's what you'll need to do first:

# Wash. your. hands. I see a lot of you not doing that and that is kind of '''disgusting''', even raccoons know how to do that.
# Wash and cut the zucchini into small cubes. About 1x1x1cm, but RELAX, nobody's gonna measure your cubes!!!
# Then dice the onion and cut the garlic finely, you know the drill.
# Mix up like uhhhh idk 100ml of water with half a teaspoon of dehydrated broth. Just make some quick broth.
# Chop the feta cheese. Honestly no direction here, just chop it up finely so it doesn't take a century to melt

== Jesser, we need to cook ==
Cooking is probably the easiest part. You just need a deep pan. I guess it could work in a pot too, but use one with a thick bottom (that's what he said!1!1 Ok my apologies that hurt to write).

Generously cover the bottom of the pan/ pot with olive oil. Then, throw in the onion, garlic and zucchini. Let them cook on medium heat till the onions are translucent and the zucchini is getting soft.

I recommend to not fry the zucchini (as in, don't let it get brown) cuz that doesn't taste very good but that's just personal preference.

After that, throw in the broth to deglaze it. I know, big cooking words being thrown around here.

Mix it around a bit, throw in a healthy amount of herbs and pepper.

Then put in the feta cheese and like 2-3 squirts of tomato paste, mix it again and let the cheese melt a little bit.

And last step: Decrease the heat and throw in the pre-cooked gnocchi, mix them in and cover everything with a lid.

Then just let everything sit like that until the gnocchi become soft. (Maybe mix it once or twice so the gnocchi don't burn)

== That's it ==
Mmmmmmm yum enjoy

[[Category:Veryfarawayhorse's delicious feta cheese adventure]]
[[Category:Deliciousness]]

Marjoram

2026-03-27T16:53:23Z

Teetow:

== Marjoram Tater Greens ==
Marjoram Tater Greens are a simple vegetarian dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the Make America Scran Again movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.

==== Ingredients ====

* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
* Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
* Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit

==== Preparation ====
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.

Marjoram

2026-03-27T16:52:39Z

Teetow: Created page with "# Marjoram Tater Greens Marjoram Tater Greens are a simple vegetarian dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the Make America Scran Again movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater. ## Ingredients Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globali..."

# Marjoram Tater Greens

Marjoram Tater Greens are a simple vegetarian dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the Make America Scran Again movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.

## Ingredients
Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit

## Preparation
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.

Bread Crunchiness Index

2026-03-13T21:39:56Z

Teetow:

The Bread Crunchiness Index is a thing I made up just now for measuring how crunchy different types of bread can be.
== Scale ==
The Bread Crunchiness Index lies on a scale of 1-10. It can go over that, but if something is crunchier than a 10 it isn't bread anymore.

[[Toast]] has a Bread Crunchiness Index of 9.4, making it a very crunchy type of bread.

Normal bread can have a crunchiness ranging anywhere from 3 to 7, depending on how fresh it is. Extremely stale bread might have a crunchiness of 8.

The item with the lowest Bread Crunchiness Index is wet slop, coming in just below porridge with a rating of 0.2.

In [[Sweden|facking Sviiden]] they have a bespoke crunchiness scale to accommodate Knäckebröd (lit. "cracking bread"). The name is widely believed to refer to the hairline fractures in the human jawbone caused by regular consumption of said bread. Off-the-shelf knäckebröd ranges from "aj" to "fyfan" (approx. 11-15 BCI), while artisanal, locally sourced botique knäckebröd found in Northern Sviiden commonly reaches levels of "helvete" and "amensatan." Southern Sviiden, due to widespread wussiness, can't cope with knäckebröd of any description. They're stuck eating limpa.

Honse

2025-12-15T21:17:23Z

Teetow: Maed paeg

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2025-12-15T21:15:16Z

Teetow:

You have alerted the honse

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2025-12-15T21:00:43Z

Teetow:

A honse in its natural habitat

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2025-12-15T20:59:35Z

Teetow:

Honse can be useful

Dave Matthews Band incident

2025-09-12T18:44:52Z

Teetow:

In 2004, the [[David|Dave]] Matthews Band purposefully dumped approximately two thousand kilogrammes of [[Shitposting|human waste]] onto a [[sailing|boat]] carrying their fans, [[killing]] all of them.

== Historical records ==
{{Tombox|The shit hit the fans.}}

== In popular media ==
[[File:Jacob Collier tribute to the victims of The Dave Matthews Band incident.png|thumb|If only shit had gone sideways]]
In September 2025, famed computer musician and internet sensation Jacob "Collier" Collier released [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huFzRb0RtQw&t=74s a song] paying homage to the victims of that fateful day. It is beautiful and very sad.

File:Jacob Collier tribute to the victims of The Dave Matthews Band incident.png

2025-09-12T18:39:17Z

Teetow:

A YouTube screenshot of a song honoring the victims of the Dave Mathews Band incident

Half

2025-07-14T17:38:09Z

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'''Half''' is a bit of something that's just as much as the rest. About '''half''' of [[Mathematics|mathematicians]] surveyed think that '''half''' is also a [[John Numbers|number]].

== all ==
if you half and a other half to gether, you have you self a hole.

== unanswered question(s) ==
<blockquote>
if you half a half n half a gain,

how many half until none?

half a stack and throw it back (🕺)

th 2 half lalf a add up to one?
</blockquote>

[[Category:Numbers]]

User talk:Teetow

2025-07-14T17:30:28Z

Teetow: Created page with "Discuss."

Discuss.

Lichenstien

2025-06-17T07:13:49Z

Teetow:

[[File:Leprechaun.png|thumb|No, not that guy]]'''Liechtenstein''', officially the '''Principality of Liechtenstein''' is a doubly landlocked German-speaking microstate in the Central European Alps, between Austria in the east and north and Switzerland in the west and south. Liechtenstein is a semi-constitutional monarchy headed by the prince of Liechtenstein of the House of Liechtenstein, currently led by Hans-Adam II. It is Europe's fourth-smallest country, with an area of just over 160 square kilometres (62 square miles) and a population of 40,023. It is the world's smallest country to border two countries and is one of the few countries with no debt.

Its also fake

Lichenstien

2025-06-17T07:13:34Z

Teetow:

'''Liechtenstein''', officially the '''Principality of Liechtenstein''' is a doubly landlocked German-speaking microstate in the Central European Alps, between Austria in the east and north and Switzerland in the west and south. Liechtenstein is a semi-constitutional monarchy headed by the prince of Liechtenstein of the House of Liechtenstein, currently led by Hans-Adam II. It is Europe's fourth-smallest country, with an area of just over 160 square kilometres (62 square miles) and a population of 40,023. It is the world's smallest country to border two countries and is one of the few countries with no debt.

Its also fake

[[File:Leprechaun.png|thumb|No, not that guy]]

File:Leprechaun.png

2025-06-17T07:13:21Z

Teetow:

Slop image of a stereotypical leprechaun sitting atop a stereotypical pot o' gold

Wendys

2025-06-16T12:15:15Z

Teetow: Created page with "Sir, this is a wiki."

Sir, this is a wiki.

Telephone

2025-06-12T21:30:55Z

Teetow: tee hee

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Anything you can do on the '''telephone''' you may as well do on the [[computer]].

It wasn't always this way. Some say that the telephone is older than the computer and I for one believe it. Some even say the telephone network itself is a sort of computer... spooky.

== An Abridged History ==
The telephone has changed a lot. It started out being made out of people and copper. Then some of the people were removed and replaced with more copper. Then some of the copper was removed and replaced with silicon.

=== SS5 and DTMF ===
For a while, telephones used to speak a language called signaling system 5 which was made out of funky [[music]] called DTMF which does not stand for "down to [[True...|maybe]] [[fuck]]". If you learned to speak it, you could ask the telephone network to do nice things for you like dial long distance calls for free and it would do them for you because you asked so nicely and were very polite. Legendary children's-breakfast-cereal-mascot Captain Crunch liked this idea so much he made a whistle that you could use to talk to telephone network trunk switches. The telephone company didn't like that very much so they made the telephone speak a different language called signaling system 7.<ref>Signaling System 7 uses out-of-band control signals instead of SS5's in-band control signals. Since we're all out-of-band, there's no more music :(</ref>

=== The World Wide Web ===
Eventually the internet happened and that was pretty interesting because people used the telephone network to connect to the internet even though it really wasn't designed for that at all and kinda didn't do a great job of it. People would call each other and then put their computers on the phone and the computers would talk to each other. Nobody was really sure what they were talking about but they let it happen anyway. The phone company really wanted people to keep using the phone network for internet stuff and so they made this thing called ISDN that was kinda a little more designed for internet stuff and in some countries it became a thing but not in the [[United States of America|US]] because they didn't try very hard or something. Anyways, the internet really took off and things got faster and until eventually, people started [https://www.linkedin.com/ connecting] to the internet without making phone calls. Some unhinged weird legal loophole made it so that some people got internet access from a third [[fun|party]] through the same copper wires that they used to use for the telephone. This was called DSL which probably is short for something like digital subscriber line. Then it kinda got all wrapped around because people started doing internet so hard that they started doing phone stuff over the internet. This was called Voice Over Internet Protocol and it's kinda wack and a little bit annoying.

=== Cellphones ===
It kinda didn't come up in the other sections but cellphones are kinda interesting. For a while, people have wanted to be able to make telephone calls on the go. It used to be really clunky and expensive but now it's a lot cheaper and easier. Cellphones became more and more widespread and started to replace landline phones after a bit. With the advent of smartphones made by companies such as [[Apple]], Blackberry, and [[Grape]],
this process was further accelerated. Nowadays, for many people, smartphones are the primary way they interact with the telephone network and the internet!

==== One Fish, Two Fish, 3G, 4G LTE, 5G ====
[[File:5g.png|thumb|This is what it's like now]]
The tellular celephone network is made out of G and every once in a while they run out and have to add some more. That was chill for a while and people didn't really care until they got up to five of them and then people got a bit freaky with it and started setting cell towers on fire for some reason.

Stars

2025-06-09T17:08:53Z

Teetow: Created page with "The shit they would have us believe Stars are a proposed stellar phenomenon purported to explain the tingly shiny sparkleballs seen in the night's sky. According to '''Star Theory''', stars are very big burning balls of fart gas. The theory is widely suggested as '''Alternative Science''' along with "aliens playing with laser pointers," "it's all in your head, man" and "you should really not do drugs." === History === Prior to 1984, the only..."

[[File:A "star".png|thumb|The shit they would have us believe]]
Stars are a proposed stellar phenomenon purported to explain the tingly shiny sparkleballs seen in the night's sky. According to '''Star Theory''', stars are very big burning balls of fart gas. The theory is widely suggested as '''Alternative Science''' along with "aliens playing with laser pointers," "it's all in your head, man" and "you should really not do drugs."

=== History ===

Prior to 1984, the only mention of stars were in Frank Zappa's seminal banger '''Fly Me To The Moon''' with the lyrics ''Fly me to the moon, and let me swing my schlong among the stars'' seem to indicate stars as being stellar phenomena one might allegedly find oneself amongst.

Stars have been frequently mentioned and mansplained by various thought lords such as former Joe president Biden, astrophysician Neil Patrick DeGrassi Harris, and in 1988 by the boy band Boy Meets Band, where the theory is postulated that stars can [[Falling|fall]], further evidence supplied by renowned astrophysicist Adele.

=== Controversies ===

* Some people claim that '''The Sun''' is a star, but given the obvious size difference that's just silly
* Stars have been known to commit '''arson'''
* The term "rock star" is derived from "[[Rock Beato|rock]] start-up," and is '''etymologically distinct''' from the word "star" which is believed to originate in ancient proto-indo-quasi-semi-hemi-inuit 1337sp33k. Many Bothans lost their lives to defend this claim. Dumbasses.
* The '''plural''' of "star" is actually "astropodes," but jfc
* Many infant stars are thought to be lost each year due to silliness. When they fall out of their nests, human contact can lead to rejection by their mothers.
* '''Star Juice''' has been scientifically proven to cause nausea, vomiting and Elon Musk

Falling

2025-06-09T16:41:18Z

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<span>We</span><span>l</span><span>l</span>
<span>s</span><span>h</span><span>i</span><span>t.</span>
<span>I</span><span>'ve</span>
<span>go</span><span>n</span><span>e</span>
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<span>it</span>
<span>n</span><span>o</span><span>w</span>

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2025-06-09T11:45:24Z

Teetow:

could be magnets or some shit idk

Talk:Rock Beato

2025-06-05T22:10:43Z

Teetow:

i love this page.<br>
–thesamplemotion

<3 [[User:Teetow|Teetow]] ([[User talk:Teetow|talk]]) 23:10, 5 June 2025 (BST)

Talk:Rock Beato

2025-06-05T22:05:56Z

Teetow:

i love this page.<br>
–thesamplemotion

<3 <br>
–teetow

Talk:Rock Beato

2025-06-05T22:05:42Z

Teetow:

i love this page.<br>
–thesamplemotion

<3

–teetow

Talk:Rock Beato

2025-06-05T22:05:36Z

Teetow:

i love this page.<br>
–thesamplemotion

<3
–teetow

Talk:Rock Beato

2025-06-05T22:05:23Z

Teetow:

i love this page.<br>
–thesamplemotion

<3
-teetow

Jork PCP McFuckingPants

2025-05-21T18:37:50Z

Teetow: wrote it

[[File:Jork PCP McFuckingPants.png|thumb|Let me ask you this though: Isn't this weather lovely?]]
'''Jork PCP McFuckingPants''' is a podcast host, opera singer and former disgraced sports mouthtalker best known for never having opinions on anything. He hosts a podcast called "The Nice Experience" where he brings on very friendly guests to say nice things. Under no circumstance are guests allowed to question anything, spout opinions or speak factually.

=== Career ===
Known primarily for his stint as an expert commentator on Ultimate Friendly Cuddling (UFC), McFuckingPants was known for his gruff and hostile behavior, frequently questioning and fact-checking the contestants which led to a weird mood. As he broadened his sportstalking persona into podcasting, he became increasingly hostile towards guests who couldn't back up their claims with facts and logic. Notable guests during early seasons were Idi Amin, Sarah Palin and That Fucking Guy.

=== The smiting of grandma Pants ===
As his popularity increased, McFuckingPants was coaxed by his most devoted fans (mostly mens' rights' activists' and Java programmers) into bringing on increasingly defenseless and poorly prepared guests. In one notable incident, Jork was pressured by the ravenous fanbase to host his grandmother, Smilla McCopulationHoses, an unassuming and polite elderly lady. The meme #grandmapants trended for weeks on Shitter.
[[File:The Smiting aftermath.png|thumb|Grandmother Smilla McCopulationHoses, recently smitten]]
Finally relenting, Jork announced the booking, and the episode was broadcast on RealMedia Networks on Juniary 32nd, 1968. Over the course of several hours, Jork queried his grandmother on numerous topics; her opinions on grass, concrete, ingrown toenails and Jeff Goldblum. At one point, tempers flared when Smilla refused to pick her favorite Power Puff Girl, to the point where Jork barked "imagine your life was on the line, who would you pick?" After a lengthy hesitation, Smilla defiantly shook her head, at which point she was instantly smitten by an unnamed vengeful deity.

=== Change in format ===
[[File:The Facts Chute.png|thumb|Dare to make verifiable claims? Down the hatch with you!]]
In the aftermath of the smiting incident, while many in the technology community came to Jork's defense, much national attention was paid to the aftermath and safety concerns for future guests. Jork decided to take the podcast off air, ask ChatGPT about it, and decided to change to the modern format. A new feature was introduced: The Facts Chute. If a guest makes a verifiable claim and neglects to add the "both sides" disclaimer, McFuckingPants drops them down a long shaft into an octagonal arena, where they will have to engage in hand-to-hand combat with rabid self-proclaimed experts recruited on a variety of social networks.

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2025-05-21T18:33:13Z

Teetow:

Where all facts must go

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2025-05-21T18:23:22Z

Teetow:

It is very important to have opinions

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2025-05-21T17:22:04Z

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A picture of one of the foremost sources of unbiased drugs

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2025-05-21T17:12:34Z

Teetow:

A picture of one of the foremost sources of unbiased drugs

Electromagnetism

2025-05-21T07:14:52Z

Teetow: oops

'''Electromagnetism''' is the official [[Ship of Theseus|ship-name]] for the [[Dating#Epic_Dating|toxic-yuri]] pairing between Electricity and Magnetism. Created and canonized by [[God]] shortly after the introduction of the two characters, these forces of nature are a dynamic duo, constantly showing up together yet always at odds with one another.

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.indicator.i3 { animation-delay: 0.4s; animation-duration: 1.1s; animation-direction: alternate-reverse; }
.indicator.i4 { animation-delay: 0.66s; animation-duration: 1.23s; animation-direction: normal; }
.indicator.i5 { animation-delay: 0.789s; animation-duration: 1.41s; animation-direction: alternate; }

.indicator:after {
display: inline-block;
content: "😶";
font-size: 2rem;
animation: rotate 1s linear infinite;
transform-origin: -15px 28px;
}

.indicator.i1:after { font-size: 1.0rem; animation-delay: 0.1s; animation-duration: 0.8s; animation-direction: reverse; }
.indicator.i2:after { font-size: 0.8rem; animation-delay: 0.2s; animation-duration: 0.9s; animation-direction: alternate; }
.indicator.i3:after { font-size: 1.1rem; animation-delay: 0.4s; animation-duration: 1.1s; animation-direction: reverse; }
.indicator.i4:after { font-size: 1.4rem; animation-delay: 0.66s; animation-duration: 1.23s; animation-direction: alternate-reverse; }
.indicator.i5:after { font-size: 2.4rem; animation-delay: 0.789s; animation-duration: 1.41s; animation-direction: normal; }

@keyframes rotate { 0% { rotate: 0deg; } 100% { rotate: 360deg; } }
@keyframes bounce { 0% { translate: 0, 0; } 50% { translate: 0, -20px; } 100% { translate: 0, 0; } }

}}

<div class="hax">
<div class="legrid">
<div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div>
<div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div>
<div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div>
<div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div>
<div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div>
<div class="indicator i1 reactive"></div>
<div class="indicator i2 reactive"></div>
<div class="indicator i3 reactive"></div>
<div class="indicator i4 reactive"></div>
<div class="indicator i5 reactive"></div>
</div>
<div class="maintext reactive">

</div>
</div>

{{Stub}}

Electromagnetism

2025-05-21T07:13:57Z

Teetow: haha funny CSS

'''Electromagnetism''' is the official [[Ship of Theseus|ship-name]] for the [[Dating#Epic_Dating|toxic-yuri]] pairing between Electricity and Magnetism. Created and canonized by [[God]] shortly after the introduction of the two characters, these forces of nature are a dynamic duo, constantly showing up together yet always at odds with one another.

{{#CSS:

.hax {
display: grid;
grid-template-areas: "main";
}

.maintext {
grid-area: main;
}

.legrid {
position: fixed;
top: 0;
left: 0;
align-items: stretch;
display: grid;
grid-area: main;
grid-template: repeat(5, 1fr) / repeat(5, 1fr);
height: 100vh;
justify-items: stretch;
width: 100%;
}
.legrid .gc {
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
z-index: 2;
}

.legrid .gc:nth-child(5n + 1):hover ~ .reactive { --x: 1; }
.legrid .gc:nth-child(5n + 2):hover ~ .reactive { --x: 2; }
.legrid .gc:nth-child(5n + 3):hover ~ .reactive { --x: 3; }
.legrid .gc:nth-child(5n + 4):hover ~ .reactive { --x: 4; }
.legrid .gc:nth-child(5n + 5):hover ~ .reactive { --x: 5; }
.legrid .gc:nth-child(n + 0):nth-child(-n + 5):hover ~ .reactive { --y: 1; }
.legrid .gc:nth-child(n + 6):nth-child(-n + 10):hover ~ .reactive { --y: 2; }
.legrid .gc:nth-child(n + 11):nth-child(-n + 15):hover ~ .reactive { --y: 3; }
.legrid .gc:nth-child(n + 16):nth-child(-n + 20):hover ~ .reactive { --y: 4; }
.legrid .gc:nth-child(n + 21):nth-child(-n + 25):hover ~ .reactive { --y: 5; }

.indicator {
--xunit: 20%;
--yunit: 20%;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-name: bounce, rotate;
animation-timing-function: ease-in-out;
left: calc(var(--x) * var(--xunit));
position: absolute;
top: calc(var(--y) * var(--yunit));
transform-origin: 15px -8px;
transition: left 1s ease-in-out, top 0.5s ease-in-out;
translate: -100px 0;
}

.indicator.i1 { animation-delay: 0.1s; animation-duration: 0.8s; animation-direction: alternate; }
.indicator.i2 { animation-delay: 0.2s; animation-duration: 0.9s; animation-direction: reverse; }
.indicator.i3 { animation-delay: 0.4s; animation-duration: 1.1s; animation-direction: alternate-reverse; }
.indicator.i4 { animation-delay: 0.66s; animation-duration: 1.23s; animation-direction: normal; }
.indicator.i5 { animation-delay: 0.789s; animation-duration: 1.41s; animation-direction: alternate; }

.indicator:after {
display: inline-block;
content: "😶";
font-size: 2rem;
animation: rotate 1s linear infinite;
transform-origin: -15px 28px;
}

.indicator.i1:after { font-size: 1.0rem; animation-delay: 0.1s; animation-duration: 0.8s; animation-direction: reverse; }
.indicator.i2:after { font-size: 0.8rem; animation-delay: 0.2s; animation-duration: 0.9s; animation-direction: alternate; }
.indicator.i3:after { font-size: 1.1rem; animation-delay: 0.4s; animation-duration: 1.1s; animation-direction: reverse; }
.indicator.i4:after { font-size: 1.4rem; animation-delay: 0.66s; animation-duration: 1.23s; animation-direction: alternate-reverse; }
.indicator.i5:after { font-size: 2.4rem; animation-delay: 0.789s; animation-duration: 1.41s; animation-direction: normal; }

@keyframes rotate { 0% { rotate: 0deg; } 100% { rotate: 360deg; } }
@keyframes bounce { 0% { translate: 0, 0; } 50% { translate: 0, -20px; } 100% { translate: 0, 0; } }

}}

<div class="hax">
<div class="legrid">
<div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div>
<div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div>
<div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div>
<div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div>
<div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div> <div class="gc"></div>
<div class="indicator i1 reactive"></div>
<div class="indicator i2 reactive"></div>
<div class="indicator i3 reactive"></div>
<div class="indicator i4 reactive"></div>
<div class="indicator i5 reactive"></div>
</div>
<div class="maintext reactive">

</div>
</div>

{{Stub}}

Rotation

2025-05-18T13:31:06Z

Teetow: prevent silly janky scrollbar

{{See also|Spinning}}

[[File:Maxwell.gif]]

<div class="around">[[File:JankMan.svg|50px]]</div>

{{Tombox | 1 = <div class="spin">I am currently in '''rotation'''.</div> | 3 = <div class="rotate">[[File:InfoTom.png|40px]]</div>}}

{{#css:

.rotate {
animation-duration: 10s;
animation-name: rotate;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-timing-function: linear;
transform-origin: 20px 20px;
}

.spin {
animation-duration: 6s;
animation-name: spin;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-timing-function: linear;
transform-origin: 8.5em;
}

.around {
display: inline-block;
animation-duration: 7s;
animation-name: around;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-timing-function: linear;
}

span {
animation-duration: 9s;
animation-name: spin;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-timing-function: linear;
}

@keyframes rotate {

0% {
transform: rotate(0);
}

100% {
transform: rotate(1turn);
}

}

@keyframes spin {

0% {
transform: rotateY(0);
}

100% {
transform: rotateY(1turn);
}

}

@keyframes around {

0% {
translate: 0;
}

33% {
translate: 50vw 0;
}

50% {
translate: 50vw -25vw;
}

83% {
translate: 0 -25vw;
}

100% {
translate: 0 0;
}

}

@keyframes roll {

0% {
rotate: 0
}

100% {
rotate: x 1turn
}

}

}}

Quantum physics

2025-05-17T23:24:51Z

Teetow: fixed typo

Honestly no idea how this works... I guess photons are shy or something? Can't really blame em.

{{#CSS:

li {
backface-visibility: visible;
display: inline-block;
animation-name: flip-direction;
animation-timing-function: steps(1);
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-direction: normal;
animation-fill-mode: both;
animation-duration: 6942.0ms;
}

li:nth-of-type(1) {
animation-duration: 3750ms;
}

li:nth-of-type(2) {
animation-duration: 1984ms;
animation-delay: 390ms;
}

li:nth-of-type(3) {
animation-duration: 1700ms;
animation-delay: 120ms;
}

li:nth-of-type(6) {
animation-duration: 2025ms;
animation-delay: 555ms;
}

@keyframes flip-direction {
0% {
transform: scaleX(1);
}
5% {
transform: scaleX(-1);
}
10% {
transform: scaleX(1);
}
80% {
transform: scaleX(1);
}
85% {
transform: scaleX(-1);
}
90% {
transform: scaleX(1);
}
}
}}

== Selected Reviews of Quantum Physics ==
{{quote|so basically righ', you get a Thing, and you get a Place, and you get Another Place, righ', and you put the Thing in the Place, righ', but if you don't Observe the Thing, righ', it's actually sor'a technically both in the Place and the Another Place at the same fukin' time, like, 'ow the fuk does that werk??? fukin mad tha' is r kid.|someone from Manchester, 1999.}}

Rock Beato

2025-05-13T18:24:20Z

Teetow:

'''Rock [[The Beatles|Beato]]''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he ostensibly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].
[[File:Rock Betty.png|thumb|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]

== Early life ==
Rock Beato began its existence as a lava eruption in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today.

== YouTube career ==
In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.

Rock Beato

2025-05-13T18:23:38Z

Teetow:

'''Rock [[The Beatles|Beato]]''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he ostensibly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].
[[File:Rock Betty.png|thumb|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]

== Early life ==
Rock Beato began its existence as a lava eruption in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today.

== YouTube career ==
In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Rick Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.

Rock Beato

2025-05-13T16:17:56Z

Teetow:

'''Rock Beato''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he seemingly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].
[[File:Rock Betty.png|thumb|Rock Beato failing to stay awake, in midst of a lukewarm take, pretty sure those amps are fake]]

=== Early life ===
Rock Beato began its existence as a lava eruption in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today.

=== YouTube career ===
In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Rick Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.

Glasses

2025-05-13T16:15:07Z

Teetow:

‘Imagine if people couldn’t [[C|see]]’, said [[John Glasses]], and then he invented '''glasses''' for them.

== Customer Reviews ==

# that was nice
# yeah
# thanks man
# I can see! [[Rock Beato|neato]]
# niiiiice
# awesome sauce
# thanks so much John
# damn john you're the sigma glasses maker you're the goat
# thx!!

Rock Beato

2025-05-13T16:15:03Z

Teetow: Created page with "'''Rock Beato''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he seemingly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed]. Rock Beato failing to stay awakein midst of a lukewarm takepretty sure those amps are fake === Ea..."

'''Rock Beato''' is a vaguely man-sized pile of rocks who falls asleep in his videos. While he seemingly enjoys telling people his fresh opinions on music, youth, society and the inconvenience of body moss growth, he seems anything but pleased with his nature, or the world he inhabits. He is ostensibly a musician and producer [citation needed].
[[File:Rock Betty.png|thumb|Rock Beato failing to stay awakein midst of a lukewarm takepretty sure those amps are fake]]

=== Early life ===
Rock Beato began its existence as a lava eruption in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today.

=== YouTube career ===
In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Rick Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth.

File:Rock Betty.png

2025-05-13T15:59:04Z

Teetow:

A pile of rocks pretending to have interesting things to say

File:Rick Beatoff.png

2025-05-13T15:35:23Z

Teetow:

A picture of a very sad man, believing he's always right, but he is always wrong

Milward-Maguire limit

2025-05-13T11:55:22Z

Teetow: wrote words

In meme culture, the Milhouse Maguire limit is the finite ceiling of attempts at forcing a meme, after which the meme will be physically impossible to make fetch happen. The exact calculation is too Advanced for most casuals to comprehend, let alone utilize accurately, but it's known to involve maffs.
[[File:Milhouse Maguire.jpg|thumb|Still not a meme]]

File:Milhouse Maguire.jpg

2025-05-13T11:52:45Z

Teetow:

Slop image of Milhouse Van Houten, as portrayed by Tobey Maguire.

France

2025-05-12T20:57:15Z

Teetow: saw an opportunity

'''France''' is allegedly a country.

== History ==
The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls, who invented the gaulbladder. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: ''[[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerque]]'' /ʒɛʁk/).
Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis XIV. So was Napoleon<ref>Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.</ref>. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive [[Jorkin' Depeanits|jerk]]. This is why he became an airport.
<references />
[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]

Dr. House

2025-05-11T22:00:53Z

Teetow: Why is a minor editing this wiki hardly seems appropriate now does it

{{See also|Gay People}}
[[File:Mr Home.png|thumb]]
Dr. House is an ongoing long-running British science fiction television series, first broadcast between 1963 and 1989, then revived in 2005. The plot revolves around the protagonist, House, who visits various different settings throughout time and space, asking anyone who'll listen if they've tried the medicine drug, then violates all conventions of medical ethics in whatever setting they find themself in. They are usually accompanied by a companion.

The reason that this show has been so long-running is that House can regenerate in order to avoid death when fatally injured. This allows new actors to take on the role, thus the show can live on. Confusingly, however, all of the actors cast as Dr. House so far have been Huge Laurie.
[[Category:Old Man Yaoi]] [[Category:White People]]

Recursion

2025-05-04T23:03:49Z

Teetow: added AI slop image

[[File:Lord First Name Last Name.png|thumb|First Name Last Name, Esq.]]
''This article is about recursion. For the article about recursion, see [https://wiki.pronounmail.com/wiki/Recursion Recursion].''

'''Recursion''' is a phenomenon in which a recurring recursion recurses itself recursively. It is commonly used in programming to determine and maintain social dominance.

=== History ===
Recursion was pioneered in the early 1900s by First Name Last Name ''Esq.'', who would habitually yell his own name when startled, further startling him. A man of many talents, he was a renowned self-therapist, autobiographer and frequent [[piss]]drinker, whose chief achievements included awarding himself an award for most awards given and received. In his later life, he gained some notoriety for making the first [[telephone|phonecall]] to himself, writing his own obituary and naming himself after his own children. He died tragically in 1938 while attempting to [[ouroboros|ingest his own foot]].

His son, First Name Last Name Sr, is rumoured to have successfully performed a time travel operation sometime in the 60s, but who the hell knows.

File:Lord First Name Last Name.png

2025-05-04T23:03:14Z

Teetow:

AI-generated slop of a man with a recursive face.