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Mangrove

2026-03-29T18:10:30Z

Teeth: grill lore

A Mangrove is a grove for [[It|men]]. They are very popular in the southeastern [[United States of America|United States]] and parts of [[Australia]]. A Mangrove is one of the [[6]] locations where men can [[grill]] without consequences.
== Dudegrove ==
A Dudegrove is like a mangrove but specifically for dudes. These ones are way cooler but way less common. You might find one in your [[Minecraft]] world.

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Milkshake

2026-03-25T03:56:40Z

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[[File:Milkshake.png|thumb|he/him]]
A '''milkshake''' (sometimes simply called a '''shakey''') is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending milm, ice creac, and [[List of Flavours|flavor]] (such as delicious [[:Category:Fruits|fruits]] yummy!!) into a thick, sweswe, cold mimture.
[[File:Milkshake process.png|thumb|Dog girl preparing a lovely milky shake, as exclaimed on Discord]]

== Process ==
While making a milkshake, you're allowed to emit various loud noises related to the shaking process, such as:

* "shaky shaky"
* "shakashakashaka"
* "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"

Milkshake

2026-03-25T03:49:58Z

Teeth: sweews

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[[File:Milkshake.png|thumb|he/him]]
A '''milkshake''' (sometimes simply called a '''shakey''') is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending milm, ice creac, and [[List of Flavours|flavor]] (such as delicious [[:Category:Fruits|fruits]] yummy!!) into a thick, sweswe, cold mimture.
[[File:Milkshake process.png|thumb|Dog girl preparing a lovely milky shake, as exclaimed on Discord]]

== Process ==
While making a milkshake, you're allowed to emit various loud noises related to the shaking process, such as:

* "shaky shaky"
* "shakashakashaka"
* "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"

Food Pyramind

2026-03-23T00:02:41Z

Teeth: types heading and image

[[File:Giza Plateau - Great Sphinx with Pyramid of Khafre in background.JPG|thumb|alt=the great sphinx of giza with the pyramid of Khafre in the background|bro thinks that he is The Great Spinx of Giza.]]

We are building a big, big pyramid. Our pyramid has many, many ingredients. Would you like to add an ingredient to our pyramid?

== there are at least two types of foods ==

== 𓁈⚱ 𓂀 𓋹 ⃤𓂀 ==
{|
|+ do you like it?
|-
| || || || [[Beer]] || || ||
|-
| || || [[Gilk]] || [[Lemon mixed with milk|Lilk]] || [[Gin]] || ||
|-
| || [[Cheese]] || [[Milkshake]] || [[Mayonnaise]] || [[Pretzel sticks]] || [[Pronoun Whisky|Phissky]] ||
|-
| [[Meat 2]] || [[Hotdog]] || [[Cutie pie]] || [[Yellowcake]] || [[Toast]] || [[Grape]] || [[Red Dye 40|Red 40]]
|}

Food Pyramind

2026-03-22T23:55:49Z

Teeth: foof

We are building a big, big pyramid. Our pyramid has many, many ingredients. Would you like to add an ingredient to our pyramid?

{|
|+ do you like it?
|-
| || || || [[Beer]] || || ||
|-
| || || [[Gilk]] || [[Lemon mixed with milk|Lilk]] || [[Gin]] || ||
|-
| || [[Cheese]] || [[Milkshake]] || [[Mayonnaise]] || [[Pretzel sticks]] || [[Pronoun Whisky|Phissky]] ||
|-
| [[Meat 2]] || [[Hotdog]] || [[Cutie pie]] || [[Yellowcake]] || [[Toast]] || [[Grape]] || [[Red Dye 40|Red 40]]
|}

Mathematics

2026-03-22T23:31:15Z

Teeth: /* Examples */ 🥖

{{Hatnote|This article is about the system of logical deduction, for the primary export of [[Walter White]], see [[Methamphetamine]]}}
'''Mathematics''' is the fruitless errand of trying to figure out what all the numbers are and what they mean.
== Examples ==
Mathematics is easier with examples. Here are some examples:
# [[12]]
# [[6]]
# [[Bread Crunchiness Index]]

== Incompleteness ==
Sometimes people like Mathematics because it helps them to make a little world where everything always follows the rules and has a correct answer. These people will be distressed to discover that it is possible to use Mathematics to prove that Mathematics is silly and made up and missing pieces and nothing you can ever do will fix it.
== Notable People ==
Sometimes people spend time doing Mathematics. Some people even dedicate their lives to studying mathematics. A lot of people who have done this became very sad.

Chess

2026-03-22T23:15:26Z

Teeth: 🏰🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

''Sigh. A king like me must play a game with only pawns...''

Chess is the most [[violence|violent]] of the [[6]] videogames. It has gained incredible notoriety among the [[transgender]] community due to the mechanic whereby, following a [[The Odyssey|great and terrible journey]], the humble pawn transforms into a beautiful and luxurious [[horse]].

== History ==
Chess had a fraught initial release with beta versions of the software prematurely leaked by insider [[windows|developers]]. Despite the high-security of the development facility, a rogue developer was able to copy the game off of a workplace [[computer]] by burning it to a [[Horse MiniDisc|disc]].

Bee

2026-03-21T18:30:14Z

Teeth:

'''A'''yy '''C'''ee, '''A'''yy '''B'''ee, Ba-Bee.

That's just the way, of the Bee, [[Lens wipe for glasses|you see]].

== Bees 101 ==
Bees is the [[Guillotine|most based]] of the [[bug]]s. They are like the '''glue''' of the [[Oceans|ecosystem]] (yay '''glue'''!!). Without bees and the [[Yellowcake|yellow dust]] they so-graciously [[transgender|trans]]port, we'd be in a heck of a lot of [[Climate change|hot-water]]. So, raise a [[beer|pint]] to bees. ''Yip-bee!''

== Feature-Length Film Adaptation ==
The bee is the only bee with its very own [[bee movie]].

Yellowcake

2026-03-21T18:27:55Z

Teeth: 😋☢️

[[File:20,000,000,000 Calories.jpg|thumb|alt=Rethink Your Weekend (Approximate Values): Fried foods & beer: 1500 Calories. Yellow cake uranium: 20,000,000,000 calories]]

All [[:File:Jerma dumptruck.webp|cake]]s contain a calorie or two, but few cakes compare to the energy-density of the '''Yellowcake'''. This yummy treat pairs well with a [[milkshake]] but be warned! The [[particles]]

File:20,000,000,000 Calories.jpg

2026-03-21T18:20:29Z

Teeth:

Bug

2026-03-21T18:09:53Z

Teeth: too many types!!!

'''Bug''' is a sort of topsy-turvy [[animal]] with its inside-bones on the [[outside]] and its [[Dental hygiene|outside-bones]] on the inside. Bug is small, but bug is honest. Can [[you]] say the same?

== [[File:Bug type.png|frameless|alt=This is the type of the "Bug". It's Brat Green!]] Types ==
* [[bee]]
* [[Computer Louse|louse]]

== War ==
War is he'll.

Man has gone to war with the humble bug. [[god|High-and-mighty]] on his throne of glass and steel, he enacts unconscionable [[violence]] against bug with the aid of the [[Drugs|noxious agents]].

''When will man learn?''

File:Bug type.png

2026-03-21T18:06:02Z

Teeth: This is the type of the "Bug" it's Brat Green!

== Summary ==
This is the type of the "Bug" it's Brat Green!

Bee

2026-03-21T18:02:25Z

Teeth: bees. the 🥇st bug!!

Bug

2026-03-21T17:46:01Z

Teeth: bug

'''Bug''' is a sort of topsy-turvy [[animal]] with its inside-bones on the [[outside]] and its [[Dental hygiene|outside-bones]] on the inside. Bug is small, but bug is honest. Can [[you]] say the same?

== War ==
War is he'll.

Man has gone to war with the humble bug. [[god|High-and-mighty]] on his throne of glass and steel, he enacts unconscionable [[violence]] against bug with the aid of the [[Drugs|noxious agents]].

''When will man learn?''

Need for Speed: Heat

2025-11-18T04:30:53Z

Teeth: cartegory

[[File:Awesomecar.png|thumb|569x569px|example of awesome car from [[Need for Speed: Heat]]]]
[[Need for Speed: Heat]] (stylised as NFS Heat) is a 2019 racing video game developed by '''Ghost Games''' and published by [[Electronic Arts]] for '''PlayStation 4''', '''Windows''', '''Nintendo Switch''', and '''Xbox One'''.

== Synopsis ==
'''Cargirl''' arrives in '''Carworld''' for the '''FastCar Driveoff''', but '''Pig Guy''' and the '''Pig Force''' dont like that very much. They kill you but don't actually because you are '''Goated'''

You go on to drive some more and get into all sorts of [[Fun]], like driving really fast and cutting off an ambulance as a treat

== Cars ==
In [[Need for Speed: Heat]] there's a device called [[:Category:Cars|Cars]] and you use them to go really fast around the city. The game makes it so your care can look really cool

[[Category:Cars]]

Michael Plastics

2025-11-18T04:22:36Z

Teeth: linky

'''Michael Plastics''' (2001-2093) was the creator and sole proprietor of plastic surgery, plastic cheese, plasticine and plastic. His creation now lives inside pretty much everyone's brain and various other organs, which I think is also a plot point in [[Severance]] I think? They haven't released the whole series yet so I'm just guessing here. But i think that's their aim. uhh for the chips that they put in your brain to make your brain go different in differnet areas. Plastics don't do that yet I don't think

== History ==
Plastics developed the idea for plastic after reflecting upon his experiences playing with crude oil as a child. He realised he could somehow turn the goop into a plastic bottle or perhaps a chair if he just thought about it really hard. And then he did that.

The valuation of the plastic industry soon began to soar, as investors realised the material could facilitate the manufacture of goods whilst maintaining the high levels of environmental harm and general evildoing required to stay competitive in [[capitalism|today's economy]].

== Effects ==
Due to the amount of microplastics in one's brain, it is now possible to concentrate really hard and produce a single plastic spoon, which can then be used to scoop up nuts and berries in the event of an emergency. Those wishing to attempt this manœuvre should be cautious of concentrating too hard, as this may result in them producing a perfect 1:4 scale diorama depicting the precise moment of their [[death]].

== What Happened To Michael Plastics? ==
The current whereabouts of Plastics is not currently certain. We're pretty sure he went to live in a cave in Cornwall somewhere. You would think his disappearance would have something to do with plastic or like he died from microplastic exposure or something, and then you could make some funny jokes about it on the comedy wiki you run. But we checked and it doesn't. So I'm not too sure really.

C

2025-10-11T17:15:51Z

Teeth: linky 3

C is [[the]] [[third]] letter in the alphabet and widely hated for its programming language.

== Vitamin ==
[[Emoji|🍊]]
[[Category:Letters]]

Third

2025-10-11T17:15:22Z

Teeth: third -> 3

#REDIRECT [[3]]

3

2025-10-11T17:14:33Z

Teeth: 3th

'''3''' (alternatively '''Three''') is [[half]] of [[6]] (the other half is also 3). It is the 3th [[Numbers|number]] and has established a cult following among a dedicated fanbase of people who think two isn’t enough.

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Horse MiniDisc

2025-09-15T17:30:52Z

Teeth: ketamine linky

[[File:Horsemd2089-003-web.gif|thumb|Historic logo]]
The '''Horse MiniDisc''' was a variety of MiniDisc developed by [[Sony]] that could hold the equivalent of one horsepower in data. Sony believed the shape of the Horse MiniDisc would make the format more robust and versatile. Researchers later found that this was not true, but thought it was a nice idea regardless.

== Controversies ==
It has been speculated that Horse MiniDisc was mainly invented as a vehicle for smuggling [[ketamine]].

Ketamine

2025-09-15T17:30:16Z

Teeth: ketamine. what it is and how to make it except not that last part actually.

'''Ketamine''' (also sometimes called '''glue''') is a specialty item that can be found in dungeons and [[Mines|caves]]. It can be used on a '''[[Transgender|T-]]girl''' to evolve her into a '''K-girl'''. Players who have completed the “glue pit” side-quest can [[Walter White|manufacture]] ketamine in a [[Wireless Pint|brewing]] stand from an [[Dave Matthews Band incident|awkward]] potion and half a purple glue stick.

== Controversy ==
Some players have speculated that the in-game '''Ketamine''' item may be inspired by real [[drugs]]. However, these players have repeatedly failed to provide compelling evidence to support this claim.

Cheese

2025-08-02T17:47:17Z

Teeth: linky animal

'''Cheese''', not to be confused with [[Chess]], is a form of processed [[animal]] juice. It comes in a variety of forms, such as large chunks, small chunks, wet blobs and those tiny cubes you get as an appetizer at dinner partys.

== Varieties ==

=== Normal cheese ===
To create normal cheese, [[Milkshake|milk]] is emulsified with chymosin, which starts a curdling process that separates it into whey (referred to as "precum" in the industry) and a strange [[Walter White|white]] substance. Scientists are still unsure about the exact composition of this substance, though they are certain that it tastes absolutely delectable. Some cheese makers also add strep-bacteria into their cheese. Why or how they do so remains a mystery.

For optimal storage and consumption, the base material is pressed to remove all excess precum and then molded into wheels. These wheels are stored in basements or caves, where they slowly go insane and thereby develop their unique taste. To test the quality of the cheese, some wheels are mounted onto cars and driven around the Nurburgring by experienced cheese-racers.

=== American cheese ===
For [[United States of America|American]] cheese, normal cheese is shredded and mixed with a variety of chemicals that not only help to keep [[Painkillers|pharmaceutical companies]] in business, but also make it deliciously melty.

=== Mental illnesses ===
Some people like to get their cheese moldy before they eat it. This practice is very strange and has therefore been outlawed in 96 countries worldwide, though moldy cheese is still a highly valued good on the black market.

== Cultural importance ==
As cheese is absolutely fucking delicious, it plays a vital role in cuisines all around the world. Many people also praise it for its supposed healing properties.

Google+

2025-07-30T21:48:32Z

Teeth: +2

'''Google+''' is a [[math]]ematical operation that can be applied to 2 or more [[numbers]]. It's also How [[I]] Met [[Your mum|Your Mother]].

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[[Category:Numbers]]

Numbers

2025-07-30T21:46:10Z

Teeth: redir to category:Numbers

#REDIRECT [[Category:Numbers]]

FL Studio

2025-07-30T03:00:57Z

Teeth: article is 30% more succulent

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'''FL Studio''', also known as '''Frooty 👀 Loopy Studioopy''', is a mouthwateringly delectable citrus treat grown in a variety of climates. Two main species of FL Studio exist: a more common desktop [[computer]] version, as well as a controversial mobile version for snacking on-the-go not covered here. Modern versions of FL Studio utilize a matte-glass skeuomorphic design which improves the flavor of the fruit without affecting its sound.

== Pricing ==
FL Studio costs [[6]] dollars and one lock of your hair. Alternate pricing schemes exist including:
* Free
* Greater than dollars
* Less than or equal to

== Synthesizers and Effects ==
FL Studio includes a variety of interesting synthesizers and audio effects.
* An audio effect but with the word "Fruity" in front
* [[Violence|Harmer]]
* Cracked FabFilter Pro-Q 3
* Citrus
* Rolodex
* The one with only one knob
* Funny little dancing creature

[[Category:Fruits]]

File:Citrus Fruit.png

2025-07-30T02:22:55Z

Teeth: my mother's just-about-alive and she said "do you want the citrus fruit? b'cuz i gotta fuck-load of it" i said "no i don't want no fuckin' citrus fruit–it makes my hair go funny"

== Summary ==
my mother's just-about-alive and she said "do you want the citrus fruit? b'cuz i gotta fuck-load of it" i said "no i don't want no fuckin' citrus fruit–it makes my hair go funny"

U.S. Route 101

2025-07-28T21:35:08Z

Teeth: linky

'''U.S. Route 101''', or '''U.S. Highway 101''' ('''US 101'''), is a north–south highway that traverses the states of California, [[Oregon]], and Washington on the West Coast of the United States. It is part of the United States Numbered Highway System and runs for over 1,500 miles (2,400 km) along the Pacific Ocean. The highway is also known by various names, including [[Walter White|El Camino]] Real in parts of California.

== Development ==

In 2008, [[work]] began on a project to widen the section of US 101 between Santa Barbara and Mussel Shoals. Given the current rate of progress, this project is slated to conclude in approximately five hundred thousand years or on the [[Jesus 2|Day of Judgement]], whichever comes first.

This project has cost the Californian taxpayers about seventy billion trillion dollars, a large portion of which appears to go solely towards the purchasing of traffic cones, as every day there seems to be more of the fucking things on the shoulder.

The average highway construction worker probably lays about one square meter of asphalt per day before calling it quits and cracking open another [[beer|cold one]].

[[Category:Numbers]]

Mister Beast

2025-07-28T21:28:31Z

Teeth: linky

'''Mister Beast''' (born '''Mr. Beast''', June 4th, 2005) is a [[YouTube|philosopher]] and [[Capitalism|economist]], known for giving me lotsa [[Money|moneyyy]] when I've spent all of my coin on yummy [[Grape|grapes]] and [[Sex 2]] merchandise.

== Moneyyy ==
He has a lot of it.

== Charity ==
He gave me personally a lot of it.

== [[Work]]place Fatalities ==
Every single person ever employed by Mister Beast was killed during production of his video "1 NUKE vs. 5000 PEOPLE". Miraculously, Beast himself survived the blast because of his immunity to weapons. For this reason, it is thought that Beast comes from the Dark Realm, beyond the [[John hypothesis]] crack.

[[Category:White People]]

Swag

2025-07-28T21:07:35Z

Teeth: /* Swag in Foods */ linky flavour

'''Swag''' is a dark, viscous fluid secreted by [[plants]] in order to make you think they're really cool and chill.

They only do this when they're scared and/or horny.

== Mechanisms of Swag Excretion ==
Many plants actually come with built-in machinery to achieve secretion, known in the [[Industry Plant|plant industry]] as swag pumps.

Siemens and Bosch both offer servicing of swag pumps at their various well-smelling walk-ins.

== Swag in Foods ==
Swag has been used in foods and meals and little snacks as far back as [[Moon|when the moon was built]]. This is obvious, as swag has a strong umami ([[Japanese]] for epic) [[List of Flavours|flavour]], making it an awesome & awesomesauce awesome sauce

Divorce

2025-07-28T20:54:41Z

Teeth: religious significance

There is a finite amount of '''divorce''' in the world and it is always conserved. As of 2025, most of [[Earth]]'s divorce is stored inside of [[X|the world's most divorced man]].

== Religious Significance ==
While many religions formally recognize marriage through a variety of different types of ceremony, comparatively few do the same for divorce. This may be due to divorce being an acquired [[List of Flavours|taste]] that some are afraid to sample.

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Margaret Thatcher

2025-07-28T20:43:11Z

Teeth: linky geese

[[File:ThatcherCon 2025.png|thumb|The last known photograph of Mx. Thatcher]]'''Margaret Thatcher''' (2012–2013) was a [[Great Britain|British]] politician who got a little bit too [[Fun|silly]] with it. [[They]] were responsible for the privatisation of numerous government enterprises and their ensuing [[enshittification]]

== Cultural impact ==

* [[death|Died]]

== Nonbinary Gender Identity ==
Because Thatcher was [[nonbinary|epic nonbiney]], their grave is considered a gender-neutral bathroom, allowing people of all genders to [[Piss|urinate]] upon it.

== [[Untitled Geese Game|Geese]] ==
Honk if thatcher's dead
[[Category:White People]][[Category:Pages that need things added to them]]

List of music that is good

2025-07-28T20:42:36Z

Teeth: linky geese

* Everything by [https://bleep.com/artist/78-boards-of-canada Boards of Canada] and especially [https://bleep.com/release/7819-boards-of-canada-music-has-the-right-to-children Music Has the Right to Children] and [http://beck.to/guerolitoWE their remix of Broken Drum]
** This is the best music ever so if you listen to anything here let it be this.
* [https://thesamplemotion.bandcamp.com/album/fully-product-tested fully product tested]
** User is suspected of making good music
** see also: [https://thesamplemotion.bandcamp.com/album/landscapes landscapes]
* [[It|One Week]]
* [[The Hymn of Forests Green]]
* [[Canyon]]
* [[:File:It was a mistake to carbonate greengage lemonade.opus|it_was_a_mistake_to_carbonate_greengage_lemonade]]
* [https://totalwife.bandcamp.com/music Total Wife]
** Beyond pumped about this band no one knows but everyone should.
* Everything by [https://thebeatles.com the Beatles] and especially [https://thebeatles.com/abbey-road Abbey Road] but especially [https://www.thebeatles.com/sgt-peppers-lonely-hearts-club-band-0 Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band]
** Good band is good
* Everything by [[David Bowie]], but mostly
** [https://davidbowie.com/david-bowie-1967 The two self-titled ones] [https://davidbowie.com/david-bowie-1969]
*** The second one is easier to explain, just containing some really beautiful and interesting acoustic guitar songs (and sometimes other instruments as well). Check out the Conversation Piece box set too.
*** The first one is a bit harder to explain but it’s just really really good regardless of what anyone says. Yeah it’s silly but just turn off your judgement and accept things don’t have to be good on paper in order to be good in your ears.
** [https://davidbowie.com/the-man-who-sold-the-world The Man who Sold the World] (except for the title track)
*** Small collection of incredible proggy jammy rock songs. And the title track.
*** (don't listen to joe. the title track kicks some Serious Arse.)
** [https://davidbowie.com/the-rise-and-fall-of-ziggy-stardust-and-the-spiders-from-mars The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars] (obviously)
*** Obviously
** [https://davidbowie.com/diamond-dogs Diamond Dogs]
*** Less consistent but more interesting and higher highs than Ziggy
** [https://www.davidbowie.com/low Low]
** [https://davidbowie.com/earthling Earthling]
*** Bangers
** https://horriblewarlock.tumblr.com/post/707969803256741888
* The [[United States of America]]’s [https://discogs.com/master/81600-The-United-States-Of-America-The-United-States-Of-America self-titled and only album]
** First people to do electronic rock AND be really really good at it.
* Everything by [https://mybloodyvalentine.org my bloody valentine] and especially m b v
** Lifechanging stuff
* Most things by [https://menitrust.com Men I Trust]
* Most things [https://smashingpumpkins.com the Smashing Pumpkins] did before Adore, especially [https://smashingpumpkins.com/music/siamese-dream Siamese Dream], and some things they did after
** Can say a lot of things about the Smashing Pumpkins but the bottom line is that they made really really good music.
* [https://4ad.com/releases/206 In Ribbons] by [https://4ad.com/artists/palesaints Pale Saints]
** Incredibly tragically overlooked classic shoegaze album cause it’s phenomenal.
* [https://alvvays.bandcamp.com/album/blue-rev Blue Rev] by [https://alvvays.com Alvvays]
** Probably the definitive post-2013 shoegaze statement.
** Fact check: This album was released in 2022
** I misread what the bullet point said
* [https://h-u-m.net/albums/#DIH Downward is Heavenward] by [https://h-u-m.net Hum]
** The best Deftones album.
* [https://porcupinetree.com/recordings/fear-of-a-blank-planet Fear of a Blank Planet] by [https://porcupinetree.com Porcupine Tree] (and to a lesser extent, [https://porcupinetree.com/recordings/in-absentia In Absentia])
** Ignore the cringy lyrics and you’re left with a really fantastic collection of modern prog and prog metal tunes.
* Everything by [https://daftpunk.com Daft Punk] and especially [https://discogs.com/master/26833-Daft-Punk-Human-After-All Human After All], [https://discogs.com/master/26647-Daft-Punk-Discovery Discovery], and [https://discogs.com/master/27126-Daft-Punk-Alive-2007 Alive 2007]
** Human After All is Daft Punk’s Best Album and Here Isn’t Why
* Everything by [https://justice.church Justice] and especially [https://justice.church/womanalbum Woman] and [https://discogs.com/master/26518-MGMT-Electric-Feel their remix of Electric Feel]
** If you think you hate disco, you’re wrong.
* Everything by [https://thedigitalism.com Digitalism] pre-2017 and especially [https://discogs.com/master/1000285-Digitalism-Mirage Mirage], and some things post-2017, especially [https://youtube.com/watch?v=PsIYVtrlITs Glow]
** Uh yeah
* Everything by [https://deadmau5.com deadmau5] and especially [https://discogs.com/master/700676-Deadmau5-while12 while(1<2)] and [https://discogs.com/master/699827-Deadmau5-Get-Scraped Get Scraped]
** deadmau5 kinda fell off by becoming famous.
* Everything by [https://thechemicalbrothers.com the Chemical Brothers], but especially [https://thechemicalbrothers.com/music-videos/push-the-button Push the Button], [https://thechemicalbrothers.com/music-videos/dig-your-own-hole Dig Your Own Hole], [https://thechemicalbrothers.com/music-videos/further Further], and [https://thechemicalbrothers.com/music-videos/surrender Surrender] (in that order)
** Drums
* [https://youtube.com/watch?v=3XTV6pkQne0 Moon Safari] by [https://airfrenchband.com Air]
** [[Sex]] music. Also the [[France|Frenchest]] album that exists.
* [https://discogs.com/master/5542-Portishead-Dummy Dummy] by [https://portishead.co.uk Portishead]
** Just hauntingly beautiful stuff. Apparently people like to have [[Sex 2|sex to this one too]] but I don’t understand that. Unless you want to feel like you’re in a sex scene in a murder mystery film.
* [https://trentemoller.com/music/the-last-resort The Last Resort] by [https://trentemoller.com trentemøller]
** Really varied but still really cohesive collection of gorgeous glitchy downtempo electronic musics.
* [https://ffm.to/holdyourcolour Hold Your Colour] by [https://pendulum.com Pendulum]
** Pendulum invented modern DnB with this one but unfortunately they were the only ones who were nearly this good at it.
* [https://lambmusicofficial.bandcamp.com/album/lamb Lamb], [https://lambmusicofficial.bandcamp.com/album/fear-of-fours Fear of Fours], and [https://lambmusicofficial.bandcamp.com/album/backspace-unwind Backspace Unwind] by [https://lambofficial.co.uk Lamb]
** Unfortunately their other albums are mostly boring. Their best song, Small, is on What Sound, though.
* [https://jazzanova.bandcamp.com/album/in-between In Between] by [https://jazzanova.com Jazzanova]
** Insane album. A lot of jazz.
* [https://discogs.com/master/35779-The-Blue-Nile-A-Walk-Across-The-Rooftops A Walk Across the Rooftops] (Deluxe) by [https://thebluenile.org The Blue Nile]
** Really beautiful album to prove music from the ’80s CAN be good. It picks up after the first few songs.
* [https://underscores.plus/Wsk Wallsocket] by [https://underscores.plus underscores]
** One of the best albums in recent [[memory]].
* [https://found.ee/SM_romcom2004 rom com 2024] by [https://soccermommyband.com Soccer Mommy]
** Just one song but WHAT A SONG.
*[https://cameronwinter.bandcamp.com/album/heavy-metal Heavy Metal] by Cameron Winter (like from [[Untitled Geese Game|Geese]])
**This is music
* [https://excelsior-recordings.com/products/spinvis-dagen-van-gras-dagen-van-stro Dagen Van Gras, Dagen Van Stro] by [https://spinvis.nl/ Spinvis]
** Best Dutch language album I know. Not only crazy good songwriting but also crazy good production by Spinvis himself, who only started releasing music in his 40s.
[[Category:Lists]] [[Category:Music]] [[Category:Pages that need things added to them]]

FOIA

2025-07-28T16:09:06Z

Teeth: Freedom Of Information Act

OIF GOITA NOF '''FOIA''' TO LIAST MOIA LOIFTOIME.

{{Tombox|People ask less questions when asking questions requires this much paperwork.}}

'''FOIA''' isthe Freedom Of Information Act. This law allows any sufficiently-concerned [[US]] citizen to get [[6]] metric tons of government paperwork dropped on them by helicopter [[killing]] them instantly.

Untitled Geese Game

2025-07-28T15:55:58Z

Teeth: /* Anti-Features */ less repetitive

'''Untitled Geese Game''' is a [[gaming|video game]] developed by [[Dr. House|House]] [[Dr. House|House]] and published by Panic Inc. in which the goal is to make people as angry as possible by leaking one of your upcoming songs without your band members’ permission.

== Features ==
The game includes at least [[6]] Geese, one of which is a playable character. House House is reportedly developing a DLC pack that allows the player to romance an undisclosed number of the non-playable Geese.<ref>Although a release date of this DLC has yet to be announced.</ref>
<references />

== Anti-Features ==
A number of official court documents, released via [[FOIA]]-requests have detailed the involvement of '''Untitled Geese Game''' in numerous high-profile [[divorce]] proceedings.

Divorce

2025-07-28T15:53:18Z

Teeth: 🚀 Initial commit 😎

There is a finite amount of '''divorce''' in the world and it is always conserved. As of 2025, most of [[Earth]]'s divorce is stored inside of [[X|the world's most divorced man]].

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Untitled Geese Game

2025-07-28T15:47:03Z

Teeth: features & anti-features

'''Untitled Geese Game''' is a [[gaming|video game]] developed by [[Dr. House|House]] [[Dr. House|House]] and published by Panic Inc. in which the goal is to make people as angry as possible by leaking one of your upcoming songs without your band members’ permission.

== Features ==
The game includes at least [[6]] Geese, one of which is a playable character. House House is reportedly developing a DLC pack that allows the player to romance an undisclosed number of the non-playable Geese.<ref>Although a release date of this DLC has yet to be announced.</ref>
<references />

== Anti-Features ==
A number of divorce proceedings, released via [[FOIA]]-requests have detailed the involvement of '''Untitled Geese Game''' in numerous high-profile [[divorce]] proceedings.

Capitalism

2025-07-28T15:37:14Z

Teeth: 🍆

'''Capitalism''' [[sex|breeds]] innovation! It occurs in many different ways, shapes, and forms. There is ALL CAPS, short for ‘aluminium kneecaps’, a common prosthesis for people without kneecaps. There is Title Case, for in Case you need a Title. There is snake_case, which [[MR. WORLDWIDE|international]] terrorist organisation [[hellomynameisjoe]] has exclusive rights to. There is CamelCase, which famous philosopher and economist [[Mister Beast]] described as ‘stupid and you shouldn’t do it’ in his 1802 open letter to his mother, ''[[your mum|Yo Momma]] So Fat, She Thought [[Saint Bede the Venerable]] Was XBOX LIVE (Not Clickbait) [$1.000.000!!!] {[[Work]]ing 2013} #viral #memes #[[AI|ai]]''.
[[Category:Letters]]

Vincent van Goo

2025-07-28T15:34:08Z

Teeth: linky goo

'''Vincent van [[Goo]]''' was a [[The Netherlands|dutch]] artist, known for his many paintings depicting yucky glooper
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[[Category:White People]]

Data

2025-07-14T19:52:09Z

Teeth: linky animal

'''Data''' is a sort of weird-juice made out of [[John Numbers|numbers]]. Data can be [[Balatro|shuffled]] around with [[mathematics]] to get people to believe you, even when you are [[Evil|lying]]. By itself, plain data tastes like metal but, using a [[computer]], small amounts can be processed into other [[List of Flavours|flavours]]. For quantities of data greater than [[6]], powerful [[supercomputer]]s must be used instead.

== where to put ==
Data can be put in a lake, warehouse, or paper-shredder. With a little help from a computer, it can also be put in other places like a graph or chart. '''Based''' data can be stored in a data'''base''' and '''Excellent''' data can be exported to [[Microsoft Excel|excel]].

== medical treatment ==
Patients who have consumed data can be treated if discovered early enough even for large amounts consumed. First line treatment generally consists of [[time]] [[outside]] spent petting [[animal|the animal]].

[[Category:Fluids]]

Animal

2025-07-14T19:51:12Z

Teeth: a animal

A '''Animal''' is a sort of creature made out of meat and bone. Some also have fur or scales. Animals can be broadly divided into two [[categories]]: Friend-type and Foe-type. Some even produce milk, which can be used to make [[pilk]], [[milkshake]]s, and [[cheese]].

== Construct ==
Animals are typically made of meat. No animal is ever made of [[meat 2]] and all animals quiver at its invocation. Most animals can make more of themselves somehow. [[Anyone|Nobody]]'s really sure how they do that.

== Interact ==
There are several different types of interactions you can perform with an animal. Many friend-type animals support the '''pet''' and '''hug''' interactions while some foe-type animals support the '''fight''' and '''run''' interactions.

== You ==
Lest you not forget, [[You]] too are animal.

Email

2025-07-14T19:32:08Z

Teeth: okay

{{Distinguish|PostNL}}

[[File:Email.gif|thumb|This is exactly what it's like]]
'''Email''' (from the [[France|French]] ''emaileux'') is kind of crazy.

== History ==
Emails were created by [[Jean d'Emaileux]] in 1886 when he tried to send a [[love]] letter through his [[telephone|cellphone]]. To d'Emaileux's dismay, cellphones were not yet invented and he could not enjoy the epic song ''Hello My [[Baby]]'' on [[Radio 10 (Netherlands)|radio]] even though the radio had been invented. To solve the problem, d'Emaileux created his service "Emaileux" and then everyone loved it but then over in [[Great Britain|Britain]], [[John the Email]] stole the concept and changed the name to "Email."

== Connecting to the Email ==
{{EmailTable}}
[[Category:Pages with some amount of information in them]]
<references />

== List of Clients that seem to work [[okay]] ==
These are clients that are known to [[work]]. If you happen to know a client not listed below, give it a go and let us know how it [[rotation|turns]] out!!!

* Michael Soft Out Look (new, old, android, ios)
* The Mail application that comes with [[Apple|macOS]] (presumably the iOS one works too (i don't own an iphone (update: i bought an iphone and yeah it works fine)))
* Thunder[[bird]] (desktop and android)
* The [[Google|Gmail]] app on Android
* Delta Chat (pretends your email is a chat service)

[[Category:Email]]

Fun

2025-07-14T19:29:46Z

Teeth: linky frolicles

'''Fun''' makes you yell out [[Particles|frolicles]] in joy!

== Examples ==

Fun can go like this:
{{quote|Haha yaaay :D}}

or, alternatively:
{{quote|woooo!!! yeahh}}

also:
{{quote|this is so fun! let's go!!}}

at times it also goes as such:
{{quote|yippie!! wow!!}}

some have speculated fun to be found in this form as well:
{{quote|yeahhhh!!! fun sauce}}

one time my mom made her fun known with these words:
{{quote|Child, I am having ''such'' a good time right now. I love the amusement park. Thank you for bringing me here.}}

in exceedingly rare instances, fun has been known to manifest in a form such as this:
{{quote|“Mein Gott, Leute! Meine Mamma hat mir einfach erlaubt, dass ich Kola trinken darf! Wie cool ist das bitte! Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite, und trinke Kola! Jippie!”}}

Particles

2025-07-14T19:27:52Z

Teeth: saw the particle effects

'''Particles''' are graphical effects which are rendered during specific situations for players that meet the Minimum Graphics Requirements. Each particle effect has a corresponding unique ID which indicates to the engine which type of particles are to be rendered.

== Particle Types ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ or at least all the ones that I'm aware of
|-
! ID !! Description
|-
| <code>FROLICLE</code> || 60% base chance to spawn during [[fun]] with an additional +5% added per fun-level.
|-
| <code>EVIL</code> || 40% chance to spawn when engaging in [[evil]] activity with additional +10% added per evilness-level.
|-
| <code>SNORE</code> || 30% chance to spawn during [[sleep]]. Described in the song ''report back'' by gabby start.
|-
| <code>EMAIL</code> || 100% chance to spawn when sending an [[email]] from the [[Pronounmail.com|Pronounmail]] email service.
|}

== Minimum Graphics Requirements ==
For particles to be rendered, the following minimum hardware requirements must be met:
* [[Computer]]
* Graphic
* [[Windows|Maybe even Window]]

Severance Season 2, Episode 5: Trojan's Horse

2025-07-14T18:21:03Z

Teeth: linky

{{Hatnote|spoilers, dummy}}

Severance Season [[Sex 2|2]], Episode 5: Trojan's Horse, also known as The Sex Episode, is the episode of [[Severance]] where everyone has [[sex]].

== List of Sexs had ==
Mark has sex with Pam which is crazy cause he ''just'' had sex with Pam last episode. This time it's cool tho.

It is implied Dylan has sex with his wife.

Gay people almost have sex, but instead they are [[evil]]. This is accurate to the real world.

== List of Sexs not had ==
[[Milkshake|Seth Milchick]] [[File:Milkshake.png|20px|frameless|alt=Image of Seth Milchick|seth]]

== Trivia ==
* Despite [[kissing]], there is little to no [[Sticky|stickiness]] featured in the episode. [[True...|This is why this episode is regarded as one of the worst.]]
* The title, Trojan's Horse, is actually a reference to the Trojan brand of condoms. The reference is ironic, given no condoms were used in the making of this episode.
* Seriously, why would [[they]] have access to condoms, right? It's not like Mark just ''had'' condoms on him on that alaska trip or whatever. What, did he find them in the big cave of that one guy? That one whose dick melted off. Idk, that part was weird. [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|Cool]] show tho.
* This is the first instance of sex.

[[Category:Sex]]

Goo

2025-07-14T18:11:30Z

Teeth: typo

'''The Goo''', '''Goop''', or simply '''Goo''' is a mysterious fluid with unusual properties. It is the constituent component of titular deuteragonist B.O.B. "Seth" Rogen from animated feature film Monsters vs Aliens (2009) and plays a plot-critical role in reality-TV series [[Severance]].

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[[Category:Fluids]]

Severance

2025-07-14T18:10:37Z

Teeth: linky goo

'''Severance''' is an [[Apple]] [[Telephone|T]]V Original Series about [[Work]]. It makes use of surrealist storytelling and contrived workplace situations to explore complex topics such as worker-alienation under [[capitalism]] and [[Goo|The Goo]].

== Premise ==
Severance takes place in a fictional society where a medical procedure allows people to voluntarily [[Half|split themselves]] into two headmates one of which only fronts at work and the other which only fronts outside of work. This is something that I (a dutiful employee with no headmates to speak of) would not know anything about.

== An Exhaustive List of Every Episode of the Severance ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Season 2
|-
! No. overall !! No. in season !! Title !! Directed by !! Written by !! Release date
|-
| 14 || 5 || "[[Severance Season 2, Episode 5: Trojan's Horse|Trojan's Horse]]" || John Severance || John Severance ||[[6]]
|-
| colspan="6" | This is the [[sex]] episode.
|}

== Cast of Characters ==
* Milk Lady
* [[Milkshake]]
* Markshake
* Dylan

Goo

2025-07-14T18:09:55Z

Teeth: goog

'''The Goo''', '''Goop''', or simply '''Goo''' is a mysterious fluid with unusual properties. It is the constituent component of of titular deuteragonist B.O.B. "Seth" Rogen from animated feature film Monsters vs Aliens (2009) and plays a plot-critical role in reality-TV series [[Severance]].

{{Stub}}

[[Category:Fluids]]

Severance

2025-07-14T18:02:18Z

Teeth: cast

'''Severance''' is an [[Apple]] [[Telephone|T]]V Original Series about [[Work]]. It makes use of surrealist storytelling and contrived workplace situations to explore complex topics such as worker-alienation under [[capitalism]] and The Goo.

== Premise ==
Severance takes place in a fictional society where a medical procedure allows people to voluntarily [[Half|split themselves]] into two headmates one of which only fronts at work and the other which only fronts outside of work. This is something that I (a dutiful employee with no headmates to speak of) would not know anything about.

== An Exhaustive List of Every Episode of the Severance ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Season 2
|-
! No. overall !! No. in season !! Title !! Directed by !! Written by !! Release date
|-
| 14 || 5 || "[[Severance Season 2, Episode 5: Trojan's Horse|Trojan's Horse]]" || John Severance || John Severance ||[[6]]
|-
| colspan="6" | This is the [[sex]] episode.
|}

== Cast of Characters ==
* Milk Lady
* [[Milkshake]]
* Markshake
* Dylan

Supercomputer

2025-07-14T17:58:20Z

Teeth: data mentioned

Put [[6|six]] or more [[computer]]s together and woah mama, you’ve got you’re self a '''Supercomputer!'''! A supercomputer can be used to solve any problem that is too hard for a normal computer.

== Real Life Applications ==
* feed that hungry guy some [[Data]]!
* predict the weather <ref>Just don’t predict too hard or you could change the weather while you’re predicting it!</ref>
* Predict lottery results
* solve a '''Logic puzzle''' where alice sits next to bob but eve cannot be diagonal from steve
* Fast Math!
* background prop in Jurassic Park

== How to supercomputer ==
Welcome to the first employee training session for the research and development team here at the PronounMail Research and Development Laboratory. A video version of this educational guide is available on Laserdisc for your viewing convenience. Now, let’s begin.

Boot your terminal and insert the floppy disk containing the PronounMail [[Transgender|FORTRAN]] Compiler. This compiler supports the libraries that will be necessary to communicate with and properly utilize the Massive Computational Power of PronounMail’s cutting-edge supercomputer technology.

Once the compiler has finished loading, you can begin writing your program. Beneath your desk is a reference-guide for [[Fortnite|FORTRAN]] syntax as well as the necessary library calls to initialize and submit a job to the supercomputer.

Severance

2025-07-14T17:54:17Z

Teeth: oogh my severance

'''Severance''' is an [[Apple]] [[Telephone|T]]V Original Series about [[Work]]. It makes use of surrealist storytelling and contrived workplace situations to explore complex topics such as worker-alienation under [[capitalism]] and The Goo.

== Premise ==
Severance takes place in a fictional society where a medical procedure allows people to voluntarily [[Half|split themselves]] into two headmates one of which only fronts at work and the other which only fronts outside of work. This is something that I (a dutiful employee with no headmates to speak of) would not know anything about.

== An Exhaustive List of Every Episode of the Severance ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Season 2
|-
! No. overall !! No. in season !! Title !! Directed by !! Written by !! Release date
|-
| 14 || 5 || "[[Severance Season 2, Episode 5: Trojan's Horse|Trojan's Horse]]" || John Severance || John Severance ||[[6]]
|-
| colspan="6" | This is the [[sex]] episode.
|}