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The Beatles

2026-05-30T00:12:16Z

Teeth:

{{Distinguish|The Beatle}}
The '''Beatles''' [[:File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png|were]] a band. They made [[music]].[[File:The Beatles performing at The Ed Sullivan Show (1).jpg|thumb|Jingo, Ringo, Pingo, and Gingo performing... something.|border|302x302px]]

== History ==
Once upon a time, there were four music men

All was well until one day people found out that "Paul" is actually dead and also Paul McCartney's middle name and that his first name is "James".

== Quotr ==
{{quote|What do you think of the Beatles, George Harrison?|George Harrison}}

== Discography ==
* Girl [[I]] [[love]] you so much
* Girl you broke my heart
* Girl I broke your heart!
* The world is bad
* Girl you are bad!

== Controversy ==
This image of Ringo shows that his T-shirt says "[[Love]] Peace" instead of "Peace and Love".
[[File:Ringo Starr (2007).jpg|thumb|Piece and Luv]]

[[Category: Music]] [[Category: White People]]

The Beatle

2026-05-30T00:12:05Z

Teeth: #BornThisWay

[[File:La metamorfosis de Franz Kafka.jpg|200px|thumb|alt=La metamorfosis de Franz Kafka|#BornThisWay]]
Nobody envies '''The Beetle'''; no man, woman, [[they]]/them, or child. Day in and day out, pushing his ball of dung up the hill, only for it to fall right back down again, much like [[Sisyphus]]. It is a hard [[life]].
{{Stub}}

Life

2026-05-18T02:14:40Z

Teeth: /* Shape-Forme */ lovely circle

Life is a confusing concept and I hate John Language for making it up.

== Formes ==
[[File:That's life (3140446824).jpg|alt=A cereal bowl of "Life Cereal"|thumb|yep thats a big bowl of life alright mhm yep okay yeah]]

=== Food-Forme ===
Life's food-forme is a "just-okay" cereal. Consider a cooler cereal, like [[FL Studio|Froot Loops]], or Wood Chips.

=== Shape-Forme ===
Circle{{#invoke:Loop|repi|number|85|!}}{{Loop|12|!}}{{#css:
span.circle {
position: relative;

span {
position: absolute;
transform:
translate(-50%, -50%)
rotate(calc(4.285deg * var(--i)))
translateY(calc(-1em / sin(15deg)));
}
}
}}

=== Game-Forme ===
There's a game about life and it's called "The Game of Life". "The Game Of Life" is an accurate simulacra of life itself because life is all about [[Fidget Spinner|spinning some plastic]] baybee

== Gifts It Gives ==
Sometimes Life will try and give you [[Lemon mixed with milk|A Lemons]]. Politely decline.

== Songs About It ==
Songs about life are always '''''violent''''' songs made by '''''violent''''' people for '''''violent''''' people to listen to.
{{quote|♫ take a knife and drain your life ♫|[[Hyperpop|Bladee]]}}
{{quote|♫ sing a song about life ♫|[[Horse|'''''Violent''''' Pony]]}}
{{quote|♫ Finally, I'm [[Ableton Live|Able to n Life]] ♫|[[User:WangleLine|WangleLine]]}}

{{#css:
.red {
a:link { color: red; }
a:visited { color: red; }
color: red;
}
}}

Template:=

2026-05-18T02:05:05Z

Teeth: Created page with "="

Module:Loop

2026-05-18T02:00:33Z

Teeth:

--[[

This module is for generating looped content in templates and pages.

]]

local p = {}

--[[

Usage: {{#invoke|Loop|repi|i|10|number: i}}
]]
function p.repi( frame )
local index_var = frame.args[1]
local repetitions = tonumber( frame.args[2] )
local text = frame.args[3];
if not index_var then
return p._error( 'function repi expects a string as first parameter, received "' .. ( frame.args[1] or '' ) .. '"' )
end
if not repetitions then
return p._error( 'function repi expects a number as second parameter, received "' .. ( frame.args[2] or '' ) .. '"' )
end
if not text then
return p._error( 'function repi expects a string to repeat as third parameter, received "' .. ( frame.args[3] or '' ) .. '"' )
end
str = ''
for i=1,repetitions do
str = str .. string.gsub(text, index_var, i)
end
return str
end

--[[
Helper function to handle error messages.
]]
function p._error( error_str )
local frame = mw.getCurrentFrame()
local error_str = 'Loop Module Error: ' .. error_str .. ''
return error_str
end

return p

Module:Loop

2026-05-18T02:00:05Z

Teeth: turns out you cant just randomly copy paste things and expect them to work

--[[

This module is for generating looped content in templates and pages.

]]

local p = {}

--[[

Usage: {{#invoke|Loop|repi|i|10|number: i}}
]]
function p.repi( frame )
local index_var = frame.args[1]
local repetitions = tonumber( frame.args[2] )
local text = frame.args[3];
if not index_var then
return p._error( 'function repi expects a string as first parameter, received "' .. ( frame.args[1] or '' ) .. '"' )
end
if not repetitions then
return p._error( 'function repi expects a number as second parameter, received "' .. ( frame.args[2] or '' ) .. '"' )
end
if not text then
return p._error( 'function repi expects a string to repeat as third parameter, received "' .. ( frame.args[2] or '' ) .. '"' )
end
str = ''
for i=1,repetitions do
str = str .. string.gsub(text, index_var, i)
end
return str
end

--[[
Helper function to handle error messages.
]]
function p._error( error_str )
local frame = mw.getCurrentFrame()
local error_str = 'Loop Module Error: ' .. error_str .. ''
return error_str
end

return p

Module:Loop

2026-05-18T01:58:46Z

Teeth: add error handling

--[[

This module is for generating looped content in templates and pages.

]]

local p = {}

--[[

Usage: {{#invoke|Loop|repi|i|10|number: i}}
]]
function p.repi( frame )
local index_var = frame.args[1]
local repetitions = tonumber( frame.args[2] )
local text = frame.args[3];
if not index_var then
return p._error( 'function repi expects a string as first parameter, received "' .. ( frame.args[1] or '' ) .. '"' )
end
if not repetitions then
return p._error( 'function repi expects a number as second parameter, received "' .. ( frame.args[2] or '' ) .. '"' )
end
if not text then
return p._error( 'function repi expects a string to repeat as third parameter, received "' .. ( frame.args[2] or '' ) .. '"' )
end
str = ''
for i=1,repetitions do
str = str .. string.gsub(text, index_var, i)
end
return str
end

--[[
Helper function to handle error messages.
]]
function p._error( error_str )
local frame = mw.getCurrentFrame()
local error_category = frame.args.error_category or 'Errors reported by Module Loop'
local ignore_errors = frame.args.ignore_errors or false
local no_category = frame.args.no_category or false

if str._getBoolean(ignore_errors) then
return ''
end

local error_str = 'Loop Module Error: ' .. error_str .. ''
if error_category ~= '' and not str._getBoolean( no_category ) then
error_str = '[[Category:' .. error_category .. ']]' .. error_str
end

return error_str
end

return p

Module:Loop

2026-05-18T01:53:23Z

Teeth: forgot to grab 3rd arg in repi

Module:Loop

2026-05-18T01:49:51Z

Teeth: add repi function for creating repeating css and stuff

Piracy

2026-05-17T18:04:22Z

Teeth: host the font from a cdn to prevent this mediawiki instance from being turbonuked all the way to the core of the earth

{{Blackbox|{{®}} this page does not constitute legal advice. [[Pronounmail the wiki]] has no opinions on copyright law.|Pirate-flag.gif}}
So uhhh, basically. What you're gonna wanna do. Is look up anything ever, and then type "rutracker" afterwards. Mkay? Got That? Cool.

== Fitness & Girls ==
There are two common ways one can accidentally pirate media.

* Being a girl. (Very difficult to side-step. Sometimes you can do this with [[Transgender]].)
* Being fit. (Easier to side-step. Try to eat burgers regularly for a healthy legal lifestyle.)

== Being Not A Pussy Little Bitch ==
Piracy is among the great cool activities like [[Drugs]] and Skateboarding. If you wanna be cool like me, you've got to sail the Seven C's:

* Crawling Through A Digital Window
* Cool As Fuck
*7zip

== Shiver Me Timbres ==
[[File:FunEQ2.gif|thumb|Live Footage Of Music in [[FL Studio]]]]
Downloading a pirated copy of a DAW and some VST plugins is an excellent way to begin exploring electronic music.

== DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT ==

==== You Wouldn't Download A Car ====
But maybe... You would. Hey Vsauce, Michelle here.

Where are your cars.

8 Car Garage (pronounced <code>/ˈɡær.ɪdʒ/</code><code>)</code> and No Cars To Show [[Four]] It.


Maybe be more considerate and download a Truck next time. Stop ruining my life{{Loop|11|!}}1{{Loop|14|!}}1{{Loop|13|!}}1{{Loop|14|!}}
{{#css:
@font-face {
font-family: xband-rough;
font-style: normal;
font-weight: 400;
src: local('XBAND Rough'), url('https://fonts.cdnfonts.com/s/57413/XBAND Rough.woff') format('woff');
}

.rough {
font-family: xband-rough;
}

.wave-text span{
display: inline-block;
animation: wave 1s ease-in-out infinite;
}

.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+1) { animation-duration: 0.59s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+2) { animation-duration: 1.26s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+3) { animation-duration: 1.13s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+4) { animation-duration: 0.67s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+5) { animation-duration: 0.83s; }

@keyframes wave {
0%, 100% { transform:translateY(2px); }
50% { transform:translateY(-2px); }
}

}}

Piracy

2026-05-17T17:54:13Z

Teeth: legally binding disclaimer that i paid a lawyer $10 to write

{{Blackbox|{{®}} this page does not constitute legal advice. [[Pronounmail the wiki]] has no opinions on copyright law.|Pirate-flag.gif}}
So uhhh, basically. What you're gonna wanna do. Is look up anything ever, and then type "rutracker" afterwards. Mkay? Got That? Cool.

== Fitness & Girls ==
There are two common ways one can accidentally pirate media.

* Being a girl. (Very difficult to side-step. Sometimes you can do this with [[Transgender]].)
* Being fit. (Easier to side-step. Try to eat burgers regularly for a healthy legal lifestyle.)

== Being Not A Pussy Little Bitch ==
Piracy is among the great cool activities like [[Drugs]] and Skateboarding. If you wanna be cool like me, you've got to sail the Seven C's:

* Crawling Through A Digital Window
* Cool As Fuck
*7zip

== Shiver Me Timbres ==
[[File:FunEQ2.gif|thumb|Live Footage Of Music in [[FL Studio]]]]
Downloading a pirated copy of a DAW and some VST plugins is an excellent way to begin exploring electronic music.

== DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT ==

==== You Wouldn't Download A Car ====
But maybe... You would. Hey Vsauce, Michelle here.

Where are your cars.

8 Car Garage (pronounced <code>/ˈɡær.ɪdʒ/</code><code>)</code> and No Cars To Show [[Four]] It.


Maybe be more considerate and download a Truck next time. Stop ruining my life{{Loop|11|!}}1{{Loop|14|!}}1{{Loop|13|!}}1{{Loop|14|!}}
{{#css:
@font-face {
font-family: xband-rough;
src: url("https://wiki.pronounmail.com/images/2/22/YouWouldntDownloadAFont.woff2");
}

.rough {
font-family: xband-rough;
}

.wave-text span{
display: inline-block;
animation: wave 1s ease-in-out infinite;
}

.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+1) { animation-duration: 0.59s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+2) { animation-duration: 1.26s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+3) { animation-duration: 1.13s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+4) { animation-duration: 0.67s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+5) { animation-duration: 0.83s; }

@keyframes wave {
0%, 100% { transform:translateY(2px); }
50% { transform:translateY(-2px); }
}

}}

File:Pirate-flag.gif

2026-05-17T17:47:59Z

Teeth:

== Licensing ==
{{Unfair use}}

File talk:Pirate-flag.webp

2026-05-17T17:46:00Z

Teeth: /* this file can be deleted */ new section

== this file can be deleted ==

i didnt realize mediawiki doesnt have animated webp support. ima reupload as a gif [[User:Teeth|Teeth]] ([[User talk:Teeth|talk]]) 18:46, 17 May 2026 (BST)

File:Pirate-flag.webp

2026-05-17T17:31:47Z

Teeth:

== Licensing ==
{{Unfair use}}

Template:®

2026-05-17T17:26:41Z

Teeth: it's a pirate's life for me

<big><big><big>¥</big></big></big><big>Ⓐ</big>®®®®®®® ®

Piracy

2026-05-17T17:15:02Z

Teeth: host font on the wiki instead of externally

So uhhh, basically. What you're gonna wanna do. Is look up anything ever, and then type "rutracker" afterwards. Mkay? Got That? Cool.

== Fitness & Girls ==
There are two common ways one can accidentally pirate media.

* Being a girl. (Very difficult to side-step. Sometimes you can do this with [[Transgender]].)
* Being fit. (Easier to side-step. Try to eat burgers regularly for a healthy legal lifestyle.)

== Being Not A Pussy Little Bitch ==
Piracy is among the great cool activities like [[Drugs]] and Skateboarding. If you wanna be cool like me, you've got to sail the Seven C's:

* Crawling Through A Digital Window
* Cool As Fuck
*7zip

== Shiver Me Timbres ==
[[File:FunEQ2.gif|thumb|Live Footage Of Music in [[FL Studio]]]]
Downloading a pirated copy of a DAW and some VST plugins is an excellent way to begin exploring electronic music.

== DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT ==

==== You Wouldn't Download A Car ====
But maybe... You would. Hey Vsauce, Michelle here.

Where are your cars.

8 Car Garage (pronounced <code>/ˈɡær.ɪdʒ/</code><code>)</code> and No Cars To Show [[Four]] It.


Maybe be more considerate and download a Truck next time. Stop ruining my life{{Loop|11|!}}1{{Loop|14|!}}1{{Loop|13|!}}1{{Loop|14|!}}
{{#css:
@font-face {
font-family: xband-rough;
src: url("https://wiki.pronounmail.com/images/2/22/YouWouldntDownloadAFont.woff2");
}

.rough {
font-family: xband-rough;
}

.wave-text span{
display: inline-block;
animation: wave 1s ease-in-out infinite;
}

.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+1) { animation-duration: 0.59s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+2) { animation-duration: 1.26s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+3) { animation-duration: 1.13s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+4) { animation-duration: 0.67s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+5) { animation-duration: 0.83s; }

@keyframes wave {
0%, 100% { transform:translateY(2px); }
50% { transform:translateY(-2px); }
}

}}

File:YouWouldntDownloadAFont.woff2

2026-05-17T17:13:34Z

Teeth:

== Licensing ==
{{Unfair use}}

Mould

2026-05-17T02:15:37Z

Teeth: Category:Moldy pages

When your food is too '''old''', then it starts to grow M'''old'''.

And when Mold eats your meal, oh how sad you might feel.

But cheer up my dear fellow, do not wallow, be mellow.

For these shades are so '''bold''', hues of brown, [[green]], and gold.

So when Mold eats your meal, baby let it ''congeal''.
{{#css:
.brown {
color: #643;
}
.green a {
color: green;
&:hover {
color: #8c3;
}
}
.gold {
color: #dc3;
}
}}

Piracy

2026-05-17T00:32:11Z

Teeth: /* DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT */ the looper

So uhhh, basically. What you're gonna wanna do. Is look up anything ever, and then type "rutracker" afterwards. Mkay? Got That? Cool.

== Fitness & Girls ==
There are two common ways one can accidentally pirate media.

* Being a girl. (Very difficult to side-step. Sometimes you can do this with [[Transgender]].)
* Being fit. (Easier to side-step. Try to eat burgers regularly for a healthy legal lifestyle.)

== Being Not A Pussy Little Bitch ==
Piracy is among the great cool activities like [[Drugs]] and Skateboarding. If you wanna be cool like me, you've got to sail the Seven C's:

* Crawling Through A Digital Window
* Cool As Fuck
*7zip

== Shiver Me Timbres ==
[[File:FunEQ2.gif|thumb|Live Footage Of Music in [[FL Studio]]]]
Downloading a pirated copy of a DAW and some VST plugins is an excellent way to begin exploring electronic music.

== DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT ==

==== You Wouldn't Download A Car ====
But maybe... You would. Hey Vsauce, Michelle here.

Where are your cars.

8 Car Garage (pronounced <code>/ˈɡær.ɪdʒ/</code><code>)</code> and No Cars To Show [[Four]] It.


Maybe be more considerate and download a Truck next time. Stop ruining my life{{Loop|11|!}}1{{Loop|14|!}}1{{Loop|13|!}}1{{Loop|14|!}}
{{#css:
@font-face {
font-family: xband-rough;
src: url("https://teeth.garden/assets/font/YouWouldntDownloadAFont.woff");
}

.rough {
font-family: xband-rough;
}

.wave-text span{
display: inline-block;
animation: wave 1s ease-in-out infinite;
}

.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+1) { animation-duration: 0.59s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+2) { animation-duration: 1.26s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+3) { animation-duration: 1.13s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+4) { animation-duration: 0.67s; }
.wave-text span:nth-child(5n+5) { animation-duration: 0.83s; }

@keyframes wave {
0%, 100% { transform:translateY(2px); }
50% { transform:translateY(-2px); }
}

}}

Template:Loop

2026-05-17T00:23:14Z

Teeth: the looper

{{<includeonly>safesubst:</includeonly>#invoke:String|rep|1={{{2|}}}|2={{{1|<noinclude>1</noinclude>}}}}}<noinclude>
Ough, i'm loopin' it

Use this template to loop something over and over again

<code><nowiki>{{Loop|3|Rats,}}</nowiki></code> → {{Loop|3|Rats,}}

[[Category:Templates]] [[Category:Templates with usage explanations]]
</noinclude>

FL Studio

2026-05-16T22:51:46Z

Teeth:

{{#CSS:

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list-style-type: none;
list-style-image: none;
-webkit-margin-start: 0.9em;
margin-inline-start: 0.9em;
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content: url(https://wiki.pronounmail.com/images/6/63/Citrus_Fruit.png);
margin-right: 0.3em;
}

}}

'''FL Studio''', also known as '''[[Special:ListUsers|Frooty]] 👀 Loopy Studioopy''', is a mouthwateringly delectable citrus treat grown in a variety of climates. Two main species of FL Studio exist: a more common desktop [[computer]] version, as well as a controversial mobile version for snacking on-the-go not covered here. Modern versions of FL Studio utilize a matte-glass [[Frutiger Aero|skeuomorphic design]] which improves the [[List of Flavours|flavor]] of the fruit without affecting its sound.

== Pricing ==
FL Studio costs [[6]] dollars and one lock of your hair. Alternate pricing schemes exist including:
* Free
* Greater than dollars
* Less than or equal to

== Synthesizers and Effects ==
FL Studio includes a variety of interesting [[Synthesiser|synthesizers]] and audio effects.
* An audio effect but with the word "Fruity" in front
* [[Violence|Harmer]]
* [[Crack]]ed FabFilter Pro-Q 3
* Citrus
* Rolodex
* The one with only one knob
* Funny little dancing creature

[[Category:Fruits]] [[Category:Digital_Audio_Workstations]]

Ableton Live

2026-05-16T22:51:22Z

Teeth: /* Alternatives */

{{#css:
.evil { color: red; font-size: 1.25rem; }
}}'''[[:File:Live.mp4|Live]].''' ''Laugh!'' [[Special:ListUsers|Everybody]] '''Loves''' Ableton Live, the hit software, brought to you from [[Music]]. Ableton Live is a digital [[computer]] program!
[[File:Ableton Live.png|thumb|right|alt=An image displaying the gray square Ableton "Live" logo as well as variations on that logo with the text "Laugh" and "Love" in blue and green respectively. The corners of each logo overlap slightly and the whole image is stretched horizontally making the logos look more rectangular than they should.|Live. Laugh! Love.]]

== Pricing ==
Ableton Live costs too much money but nobody's perfect. Different versions of the software are available for a range of prices. The flagship version is Live Suite is pretty sweet, but its steep price tag is anything but. There's also Live Lite, a zero-calorie option that is often sold as part of a bundle deal. There are other versions as well,

== Music ==
You can put [[Music]] in Ableton Live! It has that capability. The "Live" in Ableton Live stands for Live. The minimalist, tightly integrated interface makes Live well suited for ''Live'' performance.

== Features ==
New users might be confused by the visual similarity to [[Microsoft Excel|microsoft excel]].

=== Audio Effects ===
With so much audio, it's only a matter of time before someone will try to affect it. Audio Effects affect audio, yielding a variety of interesting audio effects. Live has a preponderance of different things that you can do to an audio to get a different other audio but if that's not enough, compatibility with third party plugins allows for even more affecting with even more effects.

=== Max for Live ===
The same creatures who have conjured Ableton Live into existence also make another product for when you're trying to take things ''to the Max''. It's called [[wikipedia:HBO_Max|Max]]. I once knew someone called Max but this is different. Ableton Live integrates with Max allowing people just like [[you]] to make things in Max but also in Ableton like getting two birds [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|stoned]] with one stone but without the stone and without the birds.

== Version History ==
If you can count up to [[12]], you already know how much Ableton Live there is. One, two, three, ... you can do it, keep it up! Each number from the first one all the way up to [[12]] has it's own version of Ableton Live! That's a lot of versions so you know that whomsoever makes Ableton Live must be hard at work. They deserve a nice vacation, I think. They've done a good job.

Even if you get the latest one, the newer versions appear without you noticing, like the things we see by our beds in the dead of night, more akin to a strand of being than any earthly form. Likewise, Live's progression through time appears to be linear, with each increasing numbered version coming after the previous. This is in contrast to famed time-travelling audio application Logic, which seems to come fron the distant past. Only two layers of grouping? Hah! Losers. And you know I'm right, because I've written my opinion on a wiki.

Listen here, Sample Motion, and listen well. When did Logic add the bounce to place feature? And when did Ableton? Huh? You tell me.

The newer versions of Live add some very fancy-looking things, but there are probably plugins that you can get for free that do the same stuff. Hey, why make nice-sounding music at all? Change it up! Make aesthetically abysmal tunes. The bes thing is, you can use any version of Live to do this. '''<---- MINOR SPELLING ERROR. LAUGH AT THIS USER'''

My reputation is ruined. I carn't believe you've done this.

== Alternatives ==

* [[Killing|Reaper]]
* [[FL_Studio|The humble and succulent citrus fruit]]
* Saturday Night Live
* Never Make Any Music Ever!!!!!!
* [[Sex|bone]] flute

[[Category:Digital_Audio_Workstations]]

DAW

2026-05-16T22:49:55Z

Teeth: Redirected page to Category:Digital Audio Workstations

#REDIRECT [[Category:Digital_Audio_Workstations]]

Category:Digital Audio Workstations

2026-05-16T22:49:23Z

Teeth: Created page with "The best and only way to make music is in your computer, the more software you use, the more music you can make. Thats why you should pirate all of the software on this page."

The best and only way to make [[music]] is in your [[computer]], the more software you use, the more music you can make. Thats why you should [[piracy|pirate]] all of the software on this page.

Reason

2026-05-16T22:40:36Z

Teeth: Created page with "Some people think that they am when they actually ain't. Rene Descartes was so freaked out about this that he made a DAW about it. {{Stub}} Category:Digital Audio Workstations"

Some people think that they am when they actually ain't. Rene Descartes was so freaked out about this that he made a [[DAW]] about it.

{{Stub}}

[[Category:Digital Audio Workstations]]

Talk:Main Page

2026-05-16T21:13:41Z

Teeth: /* testinggg */ Reply

== great work guys ==

{{Tick}}

== testinggg ==

hellooo [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 21:43, 16 May 2026 (BST)

:new face filters on instagram. great work team! [[User:Teeth|Teeth]] ([[User talk:Teeth|talk]]) 22:13, 16 May 2026 (BST)

FL Studio

2026-05-16T19:55:58Z

Teeth: /* Synthesizers and Effects */ linky

Crack

2026-05-16T19:55:35Z

Teeth: peter, what are you doing?

#REDIRECT [[Piracy]]

Piracy

2026-05-16T19:49:07Z

Teeth: you might 've downloaded a font

Useful commands

2026-05-16T17:48:37Z

Teeth: /* funky things you can do in the shell */ && : &

[[computer]]s have so many commands! it is hard to remember them all. hopefully this page can help for the next time you are staring nervously at the [[Shell Access|shell]].

== by category ==
=== navigation ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>cd</code> || <code>cd [[#paths|../]]folder/subfolder</code> || '''c'''hange '''d'''irectory from one folder to another
|-
| <code>ls</code> || <code>ls</code> || '''l'''i'''s'''t the contents of a folder
|-
| <code>pwd</code> || <code>pwd</code> || '''p'''rint the full '''w'''orking '''d'''irectory you're currently in
|}

=== media ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>magick</code> || <code>magick in.png out.jpg</code> || convert image files
|-
| <code>ffmpeg</code> || <code>ffmpeg -i in.mov out.mp4</code> || convert video and audio files
|-
| <code>yt-dlp</code> || <code>yt-dlp <nowiki>https://youtu.be/INa_SYywZis</nowiki></code> || download videos & audio from [[YouTube]] and [[List of Platforms that pronounmail.com has Outlived|other platforms]]
|}

=== text ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>cat</code> || <code>cat in.txt</code> || print out a file
|-
| <code>less</code> || <code>less in.txt</code> || page through a file
|-
| <code>head</code> || <code>head -n 5 in.txt</code> || view the beginning of a file
|-
| <code>tail</code> || <code>tail -n 5 in.txt</code> || view the end of a file
|-
| <code>grep</code> || <code>grep "search" in.txt</code> || search a file for some text
|-
| <code>sed</code> || <code>sed -i 's/old/new/' in.txt</code> || find and replace text in a file
|-
| <code>nano</code> || <code>nano out.txt</code> || a pretty simple text editor, like the "Notepad" of linux
|-
| <code>emacs</code> || <code>emacs out.txt</code> || a really powerful text editor that's a bit harder to use
|-
| <code>vim</code> || <code>vim out.txt</code> || an unhinged text editor that some people have opinions about
|}

=== web ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>wget</code> || <code>wget <nowiki>http://a.horse/disc.iso</nowiki></code> || download a file
|-
| <code>curl</code> || <code>curl <nowiki>http://ip.me</nowiki></code> || send a HTTP request to a server
|-
| <code>caddy</code> || <code>caddy run</code> || host a web server
|-
| <code>php8.4</code> || <code>php8.4 page.php</code> || run a php script and check it for errors
|}

=== network ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>dig</code> || <code>dig pronounmail.com</code> || lookup DNS records for a domain
|-
| <code>nslookup</code> || <code>nslookup pronounmail.com</code> || lookup DNS name server for a domain
|-
| <code>ping</code> || <code>ping pronounmail.com</code> || check if two computers can see each other
|-
| <code>lsof</code> || <code>lsof -i -P -n</code> || list open ports on the current machine
|}

=== services ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>systemctl</code> || <code>systemctl status my_unit</code> || start/stop/check statuses of services
|-
| <code>journalctl</code> || <code>journalctl -xeu my_unit</code> || check logs for a service
|}

=== help ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>tldr</code> || <code>tldr git pull</code> || command usage examples
|-
| <code>man</code> || <code>man git</code> || command usage details
|}

== funky things you can do in the shell ==
the shell has a lot of funky features!!

=== put stuff in a file ===
If you want to take the stuff a command is printing out and instead of printing it out, put it in a file, you can use the <code>></code> symbol. For example, if you wanted to take the last line of a long file and copy it to another file you could do:

<code>tail -n 1 long_file.txt > last_line.txt</code>

Just one <code>></code> will overwrite the file if it already exists. If you use two like this <code>>></code> it will append stuff to the end of the file if it already exists.

=== chain commands together ===
There's a really powerful feature of the shell called "piping" that lets you chain multiple small commands together to do something more complex. You can use the <code>|</code> character for this. For example, if you have a command that prints out a lot of stuff, you can trim it to the last 50 lines and then search for the text "keyword" by chaining commands together like this:

<code>cat long_file.txt | tail -n 50 | grep "keyword"</code>

=== run multiple commands at once ===
You can have one command run only if another one succeeds by chaining them together with <code>&&</code>. If you don't care whether the first command succeeds, you can use <code>;</code> instead.

You can run a command in the background by putting <code>&</code> after it. Just be careful cuz a command running in the background can't be stopped like normal with <code>Ctrl+C</code>. Instead, you'll need to find it's PID and use the <code>kill</code> command.

== paths ==
Every file on a computer has a ''path'' which is how you get there. Imagine we had some folders like this and you're currently hanging out in '''/home/me/folderA'''
{|
|-
| '''/'''
|-
| ↳ || '''home'''
|-
| || ↳ || '''me'''
|-
|colspan="2"| || ↳ || '''folderA'''
|-
|colspan="3"| || ↳ || file1.txt
|-
|colspan="3"| || ↳ || file2.txt
|-
|colspan="2"| || ↳ || folderB
|-
|colspan="3"| || ↳ || file3.txt
|}

Imagine you wanted to print out the contents of '''file3.txt''', there's a few ways you could do this:

<code>cat /home/me/folderB/file3.txt</code> – use the full ''absolute'' path

<code>cat ../folderB/file3.txt</code> – use a path ''relative'' to <code>..</code> the ''parent directory'' right above your current folder which right now, happens to be '''/home/me'''

<code>cat ~/folderB/file3.txt</code> – use a path ''relative'' to <code>~</code> your ''home directory'' which for the user '''me''' will always be '''/home/me'''

[[Category:Pages with some amount of information in them]]

Useful commands

2026-05-16T17:38:28Z

Teeth: navigation, paths, pipes, and more

[[computer]]s have so many commands! it is hard to remember them all. hopefully this page can help for the next time you are staring nervously at the [[Shell Access|shell]].

== by category ==
=== navigation ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>cd</code> || <code>cd [[#paths|../]]folder/subfolder</code> || '''c'''hange '''d'''irectory from one folder to another
|-
| <code>ls</code> || <code>ls</code> || '''l'''i'''s'''t the contents of a folder
|-
| <code>pwd</code> || <code>pwd</code> || '''p'''rint the full '''w'''orking '''d'''irectory you're currently in
|}

=== media ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>magick</code> || <code>magick in.png out.jpg</code> || convert image files
|-
| <code>ffmpeg</code> || <code>ffmpeg -i in.mov out.mp4</code> || convert video and audio files
|-
| <code>yt-dlp</code> || <code>yt-dlp <nowiki>https://youtu.be/INa_SYywZis</nowiki></code> || download videos & audio from [[YouTube]] and [[List of Platforms that pronounmail.com has Outlived|other platforms]]
|}

=== text ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>cat</code> || <code>cat in.txt</code> || print out a file
|-
| <code>less</code> || <code>less in.txt</code> || page through a file
|-
| <code>head</code> || <code>head -n 5 in.txt</code> || view the beginning of a file
|-
| <code>tail</code> || <code>tail -n 5 in.txt</code> || view the end of a file
|-
| <code>grep</code> || <code>grep "search" in.txt</code> || search a file for some text
|-
| <code>sed</code> || <code>sed -i 's/old/new/' in.txt</code> || find and replace text in a file
|-
| <code>nano</code> || <code>nano out.txt</code> || a pretty simple text editor, like the "Notepad" of linux
|-
| <code>emacs</code> || <code>emacs out.txt</code> || a really powerful text editor that's a bit harder to use
|-
| <code>vim</code> || <code>vim out.txt</code> || an unhinged text editor that some people have opinions about
|}

=== web ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>wget</code> || <code>wget <nowiki>http://a.horse/disc.iso</nowiki></code> || download a file
|-
| <code>curl</code> || <code>curl <nowiki>http://ip.me</nowiki></code> || send a HTTP request to a server
|-
| <code>caddy</code> || <code>caddy run</code> || host a web server
|-
| <code>php8.4</code> || <code>php8.4 page.php</code> || run a php script and check it for errors
|}

=== network ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>dig</code> || <code>dig pronounmail.com</code> || lookup DNS records for a domain
|-
| <code>nslookup</code> || <code>nslookup pronounmail.com</code> || lookup DNS name server for a domain
|-
| <code>ping</code> || <code>ping pronounmail.com</code> || check if two computers can see each other
|-
| <code>lsof</code> || <code>lsof -i -P -n</code> || list open ports on the current machine
|}

=== services ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>systemctl</code> || <code>systemctl status my_unit</code> || start/stop/check statuses of services
|-
| <code>journalctl</code> || <code>journalctl -xeu my_unit</code> || check logs for a service
|}

=== help ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! command !! example !! description
|-
| <code>tldr</code> || <code>tldr git pull</code> || command usage examples
|-
| <code>man</code> || <code>man git</code> || command usage details
|}

== funky things you can do in the shell ==
some of the things you can do in the shell even without commands

=== put stuff in a file ===
If you want to take the stuff a command is printing out and instead of printing it out, put it in a file, you can use the <code>></code> symbol. For example, if you wanted to take the last line of a long file and copy it to another file you could do:

<code>tail -n 1 long_file.txt > last_line.txt</code>

Just one <code>></code> will overwrite the file if it already exists. If you use two like this <code>>></code> it will append stuff to the end of the file if it already exists.

=== chain commands together ===
There's a really powerful feature of the shell called "piping" that lets you chain multiple small commands together to do something more complex. You can use the <code>|</code> character for this. For example, if you have a command that prints out a lot of stuff, you can trim it to the last 50 lines and then search for the text "keyword" by chaining commands together like this:

<code>cat long_file.txt | tail -n 50 | grep "keyword"</code>

== paths ==
Every file on a computer has a ''path'' which is how you get there. Imagine we had some folders like this and you're currently hanging out in '''/home/me/folderA'''
{|
|-
| '''/'''
|-
| ↳ || '''home'''
|-
| || ↳ || '''me'''
|-
|colspan="2"| || ↳ || '''folderA'''
|-
|colspan="3"| || ↳ || file1.txt
|-
|colspan="3"| || ↳ || file2.txt
|-
|colspan="2"| || ↳ || folderB
|-
|colspan="3"| || ↳ || file3.txt
|}

Imagine you wanted to print out the contents of '''file3.txt''', there's a few ways you could do this:

<code>cat /home/me/folderB/file3.txt</code> – use the full ''absolute'' path

<code>cat ../folderB/file3.txt</code> – use a path ''relative'' to <code>..</code> the ''parent directory'' right above your current folder which right now, happens to be '''/home/me'''

<code>cat ~/folderB/file3.txt</code> – use a path ''relative'' to <code>~</code> your ''home directory'' which for the user '''me''' will always be '''/home/me'''

[[Category:Pages with some amount of information in them]]

Useful commands

2026-05-16T16:21:49Z

Teeth: a few commands 2 get u started

Forest

2026-05-15T18:15:07Z

Teeth: /* Songs About It */ gfoty

[[File:Dülmen, Naturschutzgebiet -Am Enteborn- -- 2014 -- 0202.jpg|thumb|Where the fuck is the forest? this is just a bunch of trees.]]
Treece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

==Gump==
you [[Eye|starin]] at all this Gump in my GumpTrunk™? hands off the goods, [[They|homethey]]

==Songs About It==
[[The_Hymn_of_Forests_Green|John Lennon - The Hymn of Forests Green]]
{{Quote|
They say if a tree falls, in the wild of the night

And no one's there, no one's around to hear it

Not a soul

Well, does it make a sound at all?

The truth is I don't know the answer|GFOTY}}
{{stub}}

{{#css:
.greeny {
a:link { color: green; }
a:visited { color: green; }
}
}}

Email Catastrophe of 1893

2026-05-12T21:27:19Z

Teeth: linky

In 1893, the first [[evil]] email was sent. This event heralded the beginning of the mediemail era, which brought untold chaos unto the masses and the also the new redesigned [[Outlook]].

{{stub}}

Outlook

2026-05-12T21:26:58Z

Teeth: outlook

You're '''Outlook''' is the way you feel about [[life]].
== Types!! ==
There is so many outlooks! Here are just a few
=== Optimistic Outlook ===
For when you are happy, probably because you have lots of [[money]].
=== Pessimistic Outlook ===
For when you your serotonin is too low or you have too much black bile.
=== Microsoft Outlook '98 ===
For the year you were born.
=== Microsoft Outlook 365 ===
For all year long.
=== New Outlook For Windows ===
For looking out.
=== Old Outlook For Doors ===
For staying in.

Jeremy

2026-05-12T21:12:38Z

Teeth: /* Notable contributions to society */ linky

That one guy from that one [[Great Britain|bri'ish]] TV Show, frightening genius.

[[File:Jeremy clarkdaughter.jpg|thumb|Yeah this guy]]

== Notable contributions to society ==

* Punching a producer
* Invention of [[Methamphetamine|speed]] and [[Horsepower|power]]
* Pretending to be a farmer
* [[Nothing]], now that I’m thinking about it.

[[File:Dab on it.jpg|thumb|Is that a slur?]]

[[Category:White People]]

Template:Blackbox

2026-05-12T21:09:43Z

Teeth: set max width

<includeonly>{{imbox | type = style | style = max-width: 600px; background-color: #fff; border: 3px solid #000; | textstyle = font-family: Times New Roman, serif; color: #000; font-weight: bold; | text = {{{1|This article contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.}}} | image = {{{3|[[File:{{{2|ThisBearHasSomethingToSay.jpg}}} |80px]]}}}}}
</includeonly><noinclude>
== Use ==
<nowiki>{{Blackbox|<text>|<image>|<advanced image>}}</nowiki>

=== Examples ===
<nowiki>{{Blackbox}}</nowiki>
↳ {{Blackbox}}
<nowiki>{{Blackbox|I am currently in this template usage example.}}</nowiki>
↳ {{Blackbox|I am currently in this template usage example.}}
<nowiki>{{Blackbox|صباح الفرولة|Strawberry elephant.png}}</nowiki>
↳ {{Blackbox|صباح الفرولة|Strawberry elephant.png}}
<nowiki>{{Blackbox|صباح الفرولة||[[File:Strawberry elephant.png|thumb|elephant|50px]]}}</nowiki>
↳ {{Blackbox|صباح الفرولة||[[File:Strawberry elephant.png|thumb|elephant|50px]]}}

[[Category:Templates]] [[Category:Templates with usage explanations]]
</noinclude>

Red Dye 40

2026-05-12T21:08:30Z

Teeth:

{{Blackbox}}
'''Red Dye 40''', also known as "'''Alluring Red'''" and occasionally "'''Angel's Blood'''" is a [[List of Flavours|flavour]], hazy memory, English reggae band, formed in December 1978 in Birmingham, England, and terrible mistake. First extracted from a dream, it has been subsequently recreated several times in computer-graphics software, distributed to numerous corporations and incorporated into a hair-raising number of products.

== Status as a Flavour ==
Although Red Dye 40 is flavourless, it nonetheless signifies a flavour in the semiotic sense, evoking the colourful, kaleidoscopic, and oversaturated syntheticism of ethyl acetate. [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|One hit]] of this and your [[User:Teeth|Teeth]] are just stuck like that now.

== Legality ==
In some places such as the [[United States of America]], Red Dye 40 is legal and can be bought, sold, and even consumed. In other places, you cannot.

Template:Blackbox

2026-05-12T21:07:09Z

Teeth: fix css styling

<includeonly>{{imbox | type = style | style = background-color: #fff; border: 3px solid #000; | textstyle = font-family: Times New Roman, serif; color: #000; font-weight: bold; | text = {{{1|This article contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.}}} | image = {{{3|[[File:{{{2|ThisBearHasSomethingToSay.jpg}}} |80px]]}}}}}
</includeonly><noinclude>
== Use ==
<nowiki>{{Blackbox|<text>|<image>|<advanced image>}}</nowiki>

=== Examples ===
<nowiki>{{Blackbox}}</nowiki>
↳ {{Blackbox}}
<nowiki>{{Blackbox|I am currently in this template usage example.}}</nowiki>
↳ {{Blackbox|I am currently in this template usage example.}}
<nowiki>{{Blackbox|صباح الفرولة|Strawberry elephant.png}}</nowiki>
↳ {{Blackbox|صباح الفرولة|Strawberry elephant.png}}
<nowiki>{{Blackbox|صباح الفرولة||[[File:Strawberry elephant.png|thumb|elephant|50px]]}}</nowiki>
↳ {{Blackbox|صباح الفرولة||[[File:Strawberry elephant.png|thumb|elephant|50px]]}}

[[Category:Templates]] [[Category:Templates with usage explanations]]
</noinclude>

Template:Bracket

2026-05-12T20:54:19Z

Teeth: better documentation

{{#if:{{{1|}}}|[{{{1}}}]|[}}<noinclude>
== do you ==
wish you could type a bracket

do you?

now you can '''brack it''' all day long with the '''bracket''' template<ref>shamelessly stolen from [[wikipedia:Template:Bracket]]</ref>.

=== but how? ===
* like this: <code><nowiki>[[Nintendo#Mario_Console_{{Bracket|May_9th,_1984}}]]</nowiki></code> → [[Nintendo#Mario_Console_{{Bracket|May_9th,_1984}}]]
* or like this: <code><nowiki>{{Bracket|[[Piss]]}}</nowiki></code> → {{Bracket|[[Piss]]}}
[[Category:Templates]] [[Category:Templates with usage explanations]]
</noinclude>

Bee movie

2026-05-12T20:52:47Z

Teeth:

=== '''According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.''' ===

=== '''Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.''' ===

=== '''The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.''' ===

=== '''Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.''' ===

=== '''Ooh, black and yellow!''' ===

=== '''Let's shake it up a little.''' ===

=== '''Barry! Breakfast is ready!''' ===

=== '''Coming!''' ===

=== '''Hang on a second.''' ===

=== '''Hello?''' ===

=== '''Barry?''' ===

=== '''Adam?''' ===

=== '''Can you believe this is happening?''' ===

=== '''I can't.''' ===

=== '''I'll pick you up.''' ===

=== '''Looking sharp.''' ===

=== '''Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.''' ===

=== '''Sorry. I'm excited.''' ===

=== '''Here's the graduate.''' ===

=== '''We're very proud of you, son.''' ===

=== '''A perfect report card, all B's.''' ===

=== '''Very proud.''' ===

=== '''Ma! I got a thing going here.''' ===

=== '''You got lint on your fuzz.''' ===

=== '''Ow! That's me!''' ===

=== '''Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.''' ===

=== '''Bye!''' ===

=== '''Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!''' ===

=== '''Hey, Adam.''' ===

=== '''Hey, Barry.''' ===

=== '''Is that fuzz gel?''' ===

=== '''A little. Special day, graduation.''' ===

=== '''Never thought I'd make it.''' ===

=== '''Three days grade school, three days high school.''' ===

=== '''Those were awkward.''' ===

=== '''Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.''' ===

=== '''You did come back different.''' ===

=== '''Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.''' ===

=== '''Hear about Frankie?''' ===

=== '''Yeah.''' ===

=== '''You going to the funeral?''' ===

=== '''No, I'm not going.''' ===

=== '''Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.''' ===

=== '''Don't waste it on a squirrel.''' ===

=== '''Such a hothead.''' ===

=== '''I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.''' ===

=== '''I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.''' ===

=== '''That's why we don't need vacations.''' ===

=== '''Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.''' ===

=== '''Well, Adam, today we are men.''' ===

=== '''We are!''' ===

=== '''Bee-men.''' ===

=== '''Amen!''' ===

=== '''Hallelujah!''' ===

=== '''Students, faculty, distinguished bees,''' ===

=== '''please welcome Dean Buzzwell.''' ===

=== '''Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.''' ===

=== '''That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!''' ===

=== '''Will we pick our job today?''' ===

=== '''I heard it's just orientation.''' ===

=== '''Heads up! Here we go.''' ===

=== '''Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.''' ===

=== '''Wonder what it'll be like?''' ===

=== '''A little scary.''' ===

=== '''Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.''' ===

=== '''This is it!''' ===

=== '''Wow.''' ===

=== '''Wow.''' ===

=== '''We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.''' ===

=== '''Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.''' ===

=== '''Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!''' ===

=== '''That girl was hot.''' ===

=== '''She's my cousin!''' ===

=== '''She is?''' ===

=== '''Yes, we're all cousins.''' ===

=== '''Right. You're right.''' ===

=== '''At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.''' ===

=== '''These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.''' ===

=== '''What do you think he makes?''' ===

=== '''Not enough.''' ===

=== '''Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.''' ===

=== '''What does that do?''' ===

=== '''Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.''' ===

=== '''Saves us millions.''' ===

=== '''Can anyone work on the Krelman?''' ===

=== '''Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.''' ===

=== '''But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.''' ===

=== '''But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.''' ===

=== '''The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.''' ===

=== '''What's the difference?''' ===

=== '''You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.''' ===

=== '''So you'll just work us to death?''' ===

=== '''We'll sure try.''' ===

=== '''Wow! That blew my mind!''' ===

=== '''"What's the difference?"''' ===

=== '''How can you say that?''' ===

=== '''One job forever?''' ===

=== '''That's an insane choice to have to make.''' ===

=== '''I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.''' ===

=== '''But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?''' ===

=== '''Why would you question anything? We're bees.''' ===

=== '''We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.''' ===

=== '''You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?''' ===

=== '''Like what? Give me one example.''' ===

=== '''I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.''' ===

=== '''Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.''' ===

=== '''Wait a second. Check it out.''' ===

=== '''Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!''' ===

=== '''Wow.''' ===

=== '''I've never seen them this close.''' ===

=== '''They know what it's like outside The Hive.''' ===

=== '''Yeah, but some don't come back.''' ===

=== '''Hey, Jocks!''' ===

=== '''Hi, Jocks!''' ===

=== '''You guys did great!''' ===

=== '''You're monsters!''' ===

=== '''You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!''' ===

=== '''I wonder where they were.''' ===

=== '''I don't know.''' ===

=== '''Their day's not planned.''' ===

=== '''Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.''' ===

=== '''You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.''' ===

=== '''Right.''' ===

=== '''Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.''' ===

=== '''It's just a status symbol.''' ===

=== '''Bees make too much of it.''' ===

=== '''Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.''' ===

=== '''Those ladies?''' ===

=== '''Aren't they our cousins too?''' ===

=== '''Distant. Distant.''' ===

=== '''Look at these two.''' ===

=== '''Couple of Hive Harrys.''' ===

=== '''Let's have fun with them.''' ===

=== '''It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.''' ===

=== '''Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!''' ===

=== '''He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!''' ===

=== '''Oh, my!''' ===

=== '''I never thought I'd knock him out.''' ===

=== '''What were you doing during this?''' ===

=== '''Trying to alert the authorities.''' ===

=== '''I can autograph that.''' ===

=== '''A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?''' ===

=== '''Yeah. Gusty.''' ===

=== '''We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.''' ===

=== '''Six miles, huh?''' ===

=== '''Barry!''' ===

=== '''A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.''' ===

=== '''Maybe I am.''' ===

=== '''You are not!''' ===

=== '''We're going 0900 at J-Gate.''' ===

=== '''What do you think, buzzy-boy?''' ===

=== '''Are you bee enough?''' ===

=== '''I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.''' ===

=== '''Hey, Honex!''' ===

=== '''Dad, you surprised me.''' ===

=== '''You decide what you're interested in?''' ===

=== '''Well, there's a lot of choices.''' ===

=== '''But you only get one.''' ===

=== '''Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?''' ===

=== '''Son, let me tell you about stirring.''' ===

=== '''You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.''' ===

=== '''You get yourself into a rhythm.''' ===

=== '''It's a beautiful thing.''' ===

=== '''You know, Dad, the more I think about it,''' ===

=== '''maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.''' ===

=== '''You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?''' ===

=== '''That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.''' ===

=== '''Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!''' ===

=== '''Barry, you are so funny sometimes.''' ===

=== '''I'm not trying to be funny.''' ===

=== '''You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!''' ===

=== '''You're gonna be a stirrer?''' ===

=== '''No one's listening to me!''' ===

=== '''Wait till you see the sticks I have.''' ===

=== '''I could say anything right now.''' ===

=== '''I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!''' ===

=== '''Let's open some honey and celebrate!''' ===

=== '''Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!''' ===

=== '''I'm so proud.''' ===

=== '''We're starting work today!''' ===

=== '''Today's the day.''' ===

=== '''Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.''' ===

=== '''Yeah, right.''' ===

=== '''Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...''' ===

=== '''Is it still available?''' ===

=== '''Hang on. Two left!''' ===

=== '''One of them's yours! Congratulations!''' ===

=== '''Step to the side.''' ===

=== '''What'd you get?''' ===

=== '''Picking crud out. Stellar!''' ===

=== '''Wow!''' ===

=== '''Couple of newbies?''' ===

=== '''Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!''' ===

=== '''Make your choice.''' ===

=== '''You want to go first?''' ===

=== '''No, you go.''' ===

=== '''Oh, my. What's available?''' ===

=== '''Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.''' ===

=== '''Any chance of getting the Krelman?''' ===

=== '''Sure, you're on.''' ===

=== '''I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.''' ===

=== '''Wax monkey's always open.''' ===

=== '''The Krelman opened up again.''' ===

=== '''What happened?''' ===

=== '''A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.''' ===

=== '''Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.''' ===

=== '''Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!''' ===

=== '''Oh, this is so hard!''' ===

=== '''Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.''' ===

=== '''Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?''' ===

=== '''Barry!''' ===

=== '''All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...''' ===

=== '''What happened to you?''' ===

=== '''Where are you?''' ===

=== '''I'm going out.''' ===

=== '''Out? Out where?''' ===

=== '''Out there.''' ===

=== '''Oh, no!''' ===

=== '''I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.''' ===

=== '''You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?''' ===

=== '''Another call coming in.''' ===

=== '''If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.''' ===

=== '''Hey, guys.''' ===

=== '''Look at that.''' ===

=== '''Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?''' ===

=== '''Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.''' ===

=== '''It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.''' ===

=== '''Really? Feeling lucky, are you?''' ===

=== '''Sign here, here. Just initial that.''' ===

=== '''Thank you.''' ===

=== '''OK.''' ===

=== '''You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.''' ===

=== '''So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.''' ===

=== '''Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.''' ===

=== '''Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!''' ===

=== '''That's awful.''' ===

=== '''And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!''' ===

=== '''All right, launch positions!''' ===

=== '''Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!''' ===

=== '''Black and yellow!''' ===

=== '''Hello!''' ===

=== '''You ready for this, hot shot?''' ===

=== '''Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.''' ===

=== '''Wind, check.''' ===

=== '''Antennae, check.''' ===

=== '''Nectar pack, check.''' ===

=== '''Wings, check.''' ===

=== '''Stinger, check.''' ===

=== '''Scared out of my shorts, check.''' ===

=== '''OK, ladies,''' ===

=== '''let's move it out!''' ===

=== '''Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!''' ===

=== '''All of you, drain those flowers!''' ===

=== '''Wow! I'm out!''' ===

=== '''I can't believe I'm out!''' ===

=== '''So blue.''' ===

=== '''I feel so fast and free!''' ===

=== '''Box kite!''' ===

=== '''Wow!''' ===

=== '''Flowers!''' ===

=== '''This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.''' ===

=== '''Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.''' ===

=== '''Roses!''' ===

=== '''30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.''' ===

=== '''Stand to the side, kid.''' ===

=== '''It's got a bit of a kick.''' ===

=== '''That is one nectar collector!''' ===

=== '''Ever see pollination up close?''' ===

=== '''No, sir.''' ===

=== '''I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.''' ===

=== '''See that? It's a little bit of magic.''' ===

=== '''That's amazing. Why do we do that?''' ===

=== '''That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.''' ===

=== '''Cool.''' ===

=== '''I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?''' ===

=== '''Copy that visual.''' ===

=== '''Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.''' ===

=== '''Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?''' ===

=== '''Affirmative.''' ===

=== '''That was on the line!''' ===

=== '''This is the coolest. What is it?''' ===

=== '''I don't know, but I'm loving this color.''' ===

=== '''It smells good.''' ===

=== '''Not like a flower, but I like it.''' ===

=== '''Yeah, fuzzy.''' ===

=== '''Chemical-y.''' ===

=== '''Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.''' ===

=== '''My sweet lord of bees!''' ===

=== '''Candy-brain, get off there!''' ===

=== '''Problem!''' ===

=== '''Guys!''' ===

=== '''This could be bad.''' ===

=== '''Affirmative.''' ===

=== '''Very close.''' ===

=== '''Gonna hurt.''' ===

=== '''Mama's little boy.''' ===

=== '''You are way out of position, rookie!''' ===

=== '''Coming in at you like a missile!''' ===

=== '''Help me!''' ===

=== '''I don't think these are flowers.''' ===

=== '''Should we tell him?''' ===

=== '''I think he knows.''' ===

=== '''What is this?!''' ===

=== '''Match point!''' ===

=== '''You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!''' ===

=== '''Yowser!''' ===

=== '''Gross.''' ===

=== '''There's a bee in the car!''' ===

=== '''Do something!''' ===

=== '''I'm driving!''' ===

=== '''Hi, bee.''' ===

=== '''He's back here!''' ===

=== '''He's going to sting me!''' ===

=== '''Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!''' ===

=== '''He blinked!''' ===

=== '''Spray him, Granny!''' ===

=== '''What are you doing?!''' ===

=== '''Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.''' ===

=== '''I gotta get home.''' ===

=== '''Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.''' ===

=== '''Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!''' ===

=== '''Ken, could you close the window please?''' ===

=== '''Ken, could you close the window please?''' ===

=== '''Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.''' ===

=== '''Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.''' ===

=== '''What was that?''' ===

=== '''Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!''' ===

=== '''That is diabolical.''' ===

=== '''It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.''' ===

=== '''What's number one? Star Wars?''' ===

=== '''Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.''' ===

=== '''No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.''' ===

=== '''When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.''' ===

=== '''There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.''' ===

=== '''I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.''' ===

=== '''I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.''' ===

=== '''Wait! Stop! Bee!''' ===

=== '''Stand back. These are winter boots.''' ===

=== '''Wait!''' ===

=== '''Don't kill him!''' ===

=== '''You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!''' ===

=== '''Why does his life have less value than yours?''' ===

=== '''Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?''' ===

=== '''I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.''' ===

=== '''My brochure!''' ===

=== '''There you go, little guy.''' ===

=== '''I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.''' ===

=== '''Put that on your resume brochure.''' ===

=== '''My whole face could puff up.''' ===

=== '''Make it one of your special skills.''' ===

=== '''Knocking someone out is also a special skill.''' ===

=== '''Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.''' ===

=== '''Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?''' ===

=== '''Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.''' ===

=== '''You could put carob chips on there.''' ===

=== '''Bye.''' ===

=== '''Supposed to be less calories.''' ===

=== '''Bye.''' ===

=== '''I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.''' ===

=== '''All right, here it goes.''' ===

=== '''Nah.''' ===

=== '''What would I say?''' ===

=== '''I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.''' ===

=== '''I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.''' ===

=== '''Oh, I can't do it. Come on!''' ===

=== '''No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.''' ===

=== '''How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.''' ===

=== '''Here she comes! Speak, you fool!''' ===

=== '''Hi!''' ===

=== '''I'm sorry. You're talking.''' ===

=== '''Yes, I know.''' ===

=== '''You're talking!''' ===

=== '''I'm so sorry.''' ===

=== '''No, it's OK. It's fine.''' ===

=== '''I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.''' ===

=== '''Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.''' ===

=== '''This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!''' ===

=== '''I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.''' ===

=== '''And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.''' ===

=== '''That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.''' ===

=== '''Yeah.''' ===

=== '''I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!''' ===

=== '''I just want to say I'm grateful.''' ===

=== '''I'll leave now.''' ===

=== '''Wait! How did you learn to do that?''' ===

=== '''What?''' ===

=== '''The talking thing.''' ===

=== '''Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.''' ===

=== '''That's very funny.''' ===

=== '''Yeah.''' ===

=== '''Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.''' ===

=== '''Anyway... Can I... get you something?''' ===

=== '''Like what?''' ===

=== '''I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?''' ===

=== '''I don't want to put you out.''' ===

=== '''It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.''' ===

=== '''It's just coffee.''' ===

=== '''I hate to impose.''' ===

=== '''Don't be ridiculous!''' ===

=== '''Actually, I would love a cup.''' ===

=== '''Hey, you want rum cake?''' ===

=== '''I shouldn't.''' ===

=== '''Have some.''' ===

=== '''No, I can't.''' ===

=== '''Come on!''' ===

=== '''I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.''' ===

=== '''Where?''' ===

=== '''These stripes don't help.''' ===

=== '''You look great!''' ===

=== '''I don't know if you know anything about fashion.''' ===

=== '''Are you all right?''' ===

=== '''No.''' ===

=== '''He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.''' ===

=== '''He finally gets there.''' ===

=== '''He runs up the steps into the church.''' ===

=== '''The wedding is on.''' ===

=== '''And he says, "Watermelon?''' ===

=== '''I thought you said Guatemalan.''' ===

=== '''Why would I marry a watermelon?"''' ===

=== '''Is that a bee joke?''' ===

=== '''That's the kind of stuff we do.''' ===

=== '''Yeah, different.''' ===

=== '''So, what are you gonna do, Barry?''' ===

=== '''About work? I don't know.''' ===

=== '''I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.''' ===

=== '''I know how you feel.''' ===

=== '''You do?''' ===

=== '''Sure.''' ===

=== '''My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.''' ===

=== '''Really?''' ===

=== '''My only interest is flowers.''' ===

=== '''Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.''' ===

=== '''Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?''' ===

=== '''You're in Sheep Meadow!''' ===

=== '''Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!''' ===

=== '''No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.''' ===

=== '''Why do girls put rings on their toes?''' ===

=== '''Why not?''' ===

=== '''It's like putting a hat on your knee.''' ===

=== '''Maybe I'll try that.''' ===

=== '''You all right, ma'am?''' ===

=== '''Oh, yeah. Fine.''' ===

=== '''Just having two cups of coffee!''' ===

=== '''Anyway, this has been great.''' ===

=== '''Thanks for the coffee.''' ===

=== '''Yeah, it's no trouble.''' ===

=== '''Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.''' ===

=== '''Are you...?''' ===

=== '''Can I take a piece of this with me?''' ===

=== '''Sure! Here, have a crumb.''' ===

=== '''Thanks!''' ===

=== '''Yeah.''' ===

=== '''All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not.''' ===

=== '''OK, Barry.''' ===

=== '''And thank you so much again... for before.''' ===

=== '''Oh, that? That was nothing.''' ===

=== '''Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...''' ===

=== '''This can't possibly work.''' ===

=== '''He's all set to go.''' ===

=== '''We may as well try it.''' ===

=== '''OK, Dave, pull the chute.''' ===

=== '''Sounds amazing.''' ===

=== '''It was amazing!''' ===

=== '''It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.''' ===

=== '''Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!''' ===

=== '''Giant, scary humans!''' ===

=== '''What were they like?''' ===

=== '''Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.''' ===

=== '''They eat crazy giant things.''' ===

=== '''They drive crazy.''' ===

=== '''Do they try and kill you, like on TV?''' ===

=== '''Some of them. But some of them don't.''' ===

=== '''How'd you get back?''' ===

=== '''Poodle.''' ===

=== '''You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.''' ===

=== '''You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.''' ===

=== '''Well...''' ===

=== '''Well?''' ===

=== '''Well, I met someone.''' ===

=== '''You did? Was she Bee-ish?''' ===

=== '''A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!''' ===

=== '''No, no, no, not a wasp.''' ===

=== '''Spider?''' ===

=== '''I'm not attracted to spiders.''' ===

=== '''I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.''' ===

=== '''So who is she?''' ===

=== '''She's... human.''' ===

=== '''No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.''' ===

=== '''Her name's Vanessa.''' ===

=== '''Oh, boy.''' ===

=== '''She's so nice. And she's a florist!''' ===

=== '''Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!''' ===

=== '''We're not dating.''' ===

=== '''You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!''' ===

=== '''She saved my life! And she understands me.''' ===

=== '''This is over!''' ===

=== '''Eat this.''' ===

=== '''This is not over! What was that?''' ===

=== '''They call it a crumb.''' ===

=== '''It was so stingin' stripey!''' ===

=== '''And that's not what they eat.''' ===

=== '''That's what falls off what they eat!''' ===

=== '''You know what a Cinnabon is?''' ===

=== '''No.''' ===

=== '''It's bread and [[cinnamon]] and frosting. They heat it up...''' ===

=== '''Sit down!''' ===

=== '''...really hot!''' ===

=== '''Listen to me!''' ===

=== '''We are not them! We're us.''' ===

=== '''There's us and there's them!''' ===

=== '''Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?''' ===

=== '''There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!''' ===

=== '''You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee.''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee.''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!''' ===

=== '''There he is. He's in the pool.''' ===

=== '''You know what your problem is, Barry?''' ===

=== '''I gotta start thinking bee?''' ===

=== '''How much longer will this go on?''' ===

=== '''It's been three days! Why aren't you working?''' ===

=== '''I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.''' ===

=== '''What life? You have no life!''' ===

=== '''You have no job. You're barely a bee!''' ===

=== '''Would it kill you to make a little honey?''' ===

=== '''Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.''' ===

=== '''Martin, would you talk to him?''' ===

=== '''Barry, I'm talking to you!''' ===

=== '''You coming?''' ===

=== '''Got everything?''' ===

=== '''All set!''' ===

=== '''Go ahead. I'll catch up.''' ===

=== '''Don't be too long.''' ===

=== '''Watch this!''' ===

=== '''Vanessa!''' ===

=== '''We're still here.''' ===

=== '''I told you not to yell at him.''' ===

=== '''He doesn't respond to yelling!''' ===

=== '''Then why yell at me?''' ===

=== '''Because you don't listen!''' ===

=== '''I'm not listening to this.''' ===

=== '''Sorry, I've gotta go.''' ===

=== '''Where are you going?''' ===

=== '''I'm meeting a friend.''' ===

=== '''A girl? Is this why you can't decide?''' ===

=== '''Bye.''' ===

=== '''I just hope she's Bee-ish.''' ===

=== '''They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?''' ===

=== '''To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!''' ===

=== '''Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.''' ===

=== '''A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?''' ===

=== '''No. All right, I've got one.''' ===

=== '''How come you don't fly everywhere?''' ===

=== '''It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.''' ===

=== '''Yeah, OK, I see, I see.''' ===

=== '''All right, your turn.''' ===

=== '''TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!''' ===

=== '''You don't have that?''' ===

=== '''We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.''' ===

=== '''Oh, my.''' ===

=== '''Dumb bees!''' ===

=== '''You must want to sting all those jerks.''' ===

=== '''We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.''' ===

=== '''So you have to watch your temper.''' ===

=== '''Very carefully.''' ===

=== '''You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.''' ===

=== '''Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?''' ===

=== '''Yeah.''' ===

=== '''What is wrong with you?!''' ===

=== '''It's a bug.''' ===

=== '''He's not bothering anybody.''' ===

=== '''Get out of here, you creep!''' ===

=== '''What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?''' ===

=== '''Yeah, it was. How did you know?''' ===

=== '''It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.''' ===

=== '''You've really got that down to a science.''' ===

=== '''I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.''' ===

=== '''I'll bet.''' ===

=== '''What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?''' ===

=== '''How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?''' ===

=== '''Is he that actor?''' ===

=== '''I never heard of him.''' ===

=== '''Why is this here?''' ===

=== '''For people. We eat it.''' ===

=== '''You don't have enough food of your own?''' ===

=== '''Well, yes.''' ===

=== '''How do you get it?''' ===

=== '''Bees make it.''' ===

=== '''I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!''' ===

=== '''There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!''' ===

=== '''It's organic.''' ===

=== '''It's our-ganic!''' ===

=== '''It's just honey, Barry.''' ===

=== '''Just what?!''' ===

=== '''Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!''' ===

=== '''You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!''' ===

=== '''And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.''' ===

=== '''I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!''' ===

=== '''Hey, Hector. You almost done?''' ===

=== '''Almost.''' ===

=== '''He is here. I sense it.''' ===

=== '''Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.''' ===

=== '''You're busted, box boy!''' ===

=== '''I knew I heard something.''' ===

=== '''So you can talk!''' ===

=== '''I can talk. And now you'll start talking!''' ===

=== '''Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?''' ===

=== '''I don't understand.''' ===

=== '''I thought we were friends.''' ===

=== '''The last thing we want to do is upset bees!''' ===

=== '''You're too late! It's ours now!''' ===

=== '''You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!''' ===

=== '''You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!''' ===

=== '''Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!''' ===

=== '''Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!''' ===

=== '''Crazy person!''' ===

=== '''What horrible thing has happened here?''' ===

=== '''These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now''' ===

=== '''they're on the road to nowhere!''' ===

=== '''Just keep still.''' ===

=== '''What? You're not dead?''' ===

=== '''Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?''' ===

=== '''To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.''' ===

=== '''I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!''' ===

=== '''I'm going to Tacoma.''' ===

=== '''And you?''' ===

=== '''He really is dead.''' ===

=== '''All right.''' ===

=== '''Uh-oh!''' ===

=== '''What is that?!''' ===

=== '''Oh, no!''' ===

=== '''A wiper! Triple blade!''' ===

=== '''Triple blade?''' ===

=== '''Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!''' ===

=== '''Why does everything have''' ===

=== '''to be so doggone clean?!''' ===

=== '''How much do you people need to see?!''' ===

=== '''Open your eyes!''' ===

=== '''Stick your head out the window!''' ===

=== '''From NPR News in Washington,''' ===

=== '''I'm Carl Kasell.''' ===

=== '''But don't kill no more bugs!''' ===

=== '''Bee!''' ===

=== '''Moose blood guy!!''' ===

=== '''You hear something?''' ===

=== '''Like what?''' ===

=== '''Like tiny screaming.''' ===

=== '''Turn off the radio.''' ===

=== '''Whassup, bee boy?''' ===

=== '''Hey, Blood.''' ===

=== '''Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.''' ===

=== '''Wow!''' ===

=== '''I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.''' ===

=== '''Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in.''' ===

=== '''It's a close community.''' ===

=== '''Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.''' ===

=== '''What if you get in trouble?''' ===

=== '''You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!''' ===

=== '''At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.''' ===

=== '''Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.''' ===

=== '''You got to be kidding me!''' ===

=== '''Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!''' ===

=== '''Hey, guys!''' ===

=== '''Mooseblood!''' ===

=== '''I knew I'd catch y'all down here.''' ===

=== '''Did you bring your crazy straw?''' ===

=== '''We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.''' ===

=== '''What is this place?''' ===

=== '''A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.''' ===

=== '''They are pinheads!''' ===

=== '''Pinhead.''' ===

=== '''Check out the new smoker.''' ===

=== '''Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000!''' ===

=== '''Smoker?''' ===

=== '''Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.''' ===

=== '''They make the honey, and we make the money.''' ===

=== '''"They make the honey, and we make the money"?''' ===

=== '''Oh, my!''' ===

=== '''What's going on? Are you OK?''' ===

=== '''Yeah. It doesn't last too long.''' ===

=== '''Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?''' ===

=== '''Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.''' ===

=== '''This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!''' ===

=== '''What is this?''' ===

=== '''Oh, no!''' ===

=== '''There's hundreds of them!''' ===

=== '''Bee honey.''' ===

=== '''Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!''' ===

=== '''This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.''' ===

=== '''Oh, Barry, stop.''' ===

=== '''Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.''' ===

=== '''Do these look like rumors?''' ===

=== '''That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?''' ===

=== '''He's been talking to humans.''' ===

=== '''What? Talking to humans?!''' ===

=== '''He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!''' ===

=== '''Make out? Barry!''' ===

=== '''We do not.''' ===

=== '''You wish you could.''' ===

=== '''Whose side are you on?''' ===

=== '''The bees!''' ===

=== '''I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.''' ===

=== '''Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?''' ===

=== '''I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!''' ===

=== '''Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked''' ===

=== '''your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.''' ===

=== '''I remember that.''' ===

=== '''What right do they have to our honey?''' ===

=== '''We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!''' ===

=== '''Even if it's true, what can one bee do?''' ===

=== '''Sting them where it really hurts.''' ===

=== '''In the face! The eye!''' ===

=== '''That would hurt.''' ===

=== '''No.''' ===

=== '''Up the nose? That's a killer.''' ===

=== '''There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.''' ===

=== '''Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source.''' ===

=== '''No more bee beards!''' ===

=== '''With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.''' ===

=== '''Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.''' ===

=== '''And I'm Jeanette Ohung.''' ===

=== '''A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!''' ===

=== '''Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.''' ===

=== '''Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.''' ===

=== '''Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"?''' ===

=== '''Bees have never been afraid to change the world.''' ===

=== '''What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?''' ===

=== '''Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.''' ===

=== '''We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.''' ===

=== '''How old are you?''' ===

=== '''The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.''' ===

=== '''You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.''' ===

=== '''It's a common name. Next week...''' ===

=== '''He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...''' ===

=== '''Next week...''' ===

=== '''Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.''' ===

=== '''Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.''' ===

=== '''Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.''' ===

=== '''In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!''' ===

=== '''It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.''' ===

=== '''Honey, her backhand's a joke!''' ===

=== '''I'm not gonna take advantage of that?''' ===

=== '''Quiet, please.''' ===

=== '''Actual work going on here.''' ===

=== '''Is that that same bee?''' ===

=== '''Yes, it is!''' ===

=== '''I'm helping him sue the human race.''' ===

=== '''Hello.''' ===

=== '''Hello, bee.''' ===

=== '''This is Ken.''' ===

=== '''Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.''' ===

=== '''Why does he talk again?''' ===

=== '''Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.''' ===

=== '''But it's our yogurt night!''' ===

=== '''Bye-bye.''' ===

=== '''Why is yogurt night so difficult?!''' ===

=== '''You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!''' ===

=== '''Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.''' ===

=== '''Frosting...''' ===

=== '''How many sugars?''' ===

=== '''Just one. I try not to use the competition.''' ===

=== '''So why are you helping me?''' ===

=== '''Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.''' ===

=== '''Those are great, if you're three.''' ===

=== '''And artificial flowers.''' ===

=== '''Oh, those just get me psychotic!''' ===

=== '''Yeah, me too.''' ===

=== '''Bent stingers, pointless pollination.''' ===

=== '''Bees must hate those fake things!''' ===

=== '''Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.''' ===

=== '''Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.''' ===

=== '''This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.''' ===

=== '''I guess.''' ===

=== '''You sure you want to go through with it?''' ===

=== '''Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!''' ===

=== '''It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.''' ===

=== '''What have we gotten into here, Barry?''' ===

=== '''It's pretty big, isn't it?''' ===

=== '''I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.''' ===

=== '''You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?''' ===

=== '''Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.''' ===

=== '''What's the matter?''' ===

=== '''I don't know, I just got a chill.''' ===

=== '''Well, if it isn't the bee team.''' ===

=== '''You boys work on this?''' ===

=== '''All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.''' ===

=== '''All right. Case number 4475,''' ===

=== '''Superior Court of New York,''' ===

=== '''Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.''' ===

=== '''Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?''' ===

=== '''A privilege.''' ===

=== '''Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?''' ===

=== '''I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.''' ===

=== '''Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.''' ===

=== '''Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.''' ===

=== '''If we lived in the [[topsy-turvy]] world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.''' ===

=== '''I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!''' ===

=== '''Talking bee!''' ===

=== '''How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?''' ===

=== '''They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!''' ===

=== '''Mr. Benson?''' ===

=== '''Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.''' ===

=== '''Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!''' ===

=== '''I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!''' ===

=== '''I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!''' ===

=== '''Call your first witness.''' ===

=== '''So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.''' ===

=== '''I suppose so.''' ===

=== '''I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!''' ===

=== '''Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.''' ===

=== '''Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.''' ===

=== '''I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?''' ===

=== '''No.''' ===

=== '''I couldn't hear you.''' ===

=== '''No.''' ===

=== '''No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.''' ===

=== '''They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.''' ===

=== '''You mean like this?''' ===

=== '''Bears kill bees!''' ===

=== '''How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away.''' ===

=== '''So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?''' ===

=== '''I was with a band called The Police.''' ===

=== '''But you've never been a police officer, have you?''' ===

=== '''No, I haven't.''' ===

=== '''No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.''' ===

=== '''Oh, please.''' ===

=== '''Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!''' ===

=== '''That's not his real name?! You idiots!''' ===

=== '''Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in [[2005]].''' ===

=== '''Thank you. Thank you.''' ===

=== '''I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.''' ===

=== '''I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?''' ===

=== '''Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?''' ===

=== '''Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!''' ===

=== '''This isn't a goodfella.''' ===

=== '''This is a badfella!''' ===

=== '''Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!''' ===

=== '''Order in this court!''' ===

=== '''You're all thinking it!''' ===

=== '''Order! Order, I say!''' ===

=== '''Say it!''' ===

=== '''Mr. Liotta, please sit down!''' ===

=== '''I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side.''' ===

=== '''Are we doing everything right, legally?''' ===

=== '''I'm a florist.''' ===

=== '''Right. Well, here's to a great team.''' ===

=== '''To a great team!''' ===

=== '''Well, hello.''' ===

=== '''Ken!''' ===

=== '''Hello.''' ===

=== '''I didn't think you were coming.''' ===

=== '''No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery.''' ===

=== '''I didn't want all this to go to waste,''' ===

=== '''so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.''' ===

=== '''Oh, that was lucky.''' ===

=== '''There's a little left. I could heat it up.''' ===

=== '''Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.''' ===

=== '''So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.''' ===

=== '''That's where I usually sit. Right... there.''' ===

=== '''Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.''' ===

=== '''You think I don't see what you're doing?''' ===

=== '''I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.''' ===

=== '''Do we?''' ===

=== '''Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.''' ===

=== '''That's just what I was thinking about doing.''' ===

=== '''Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.''' ===

=== '''I'm going to drain the old stinger.''' ===

=== '''Yeah, you do that.''' ===

=== '''Look at that.''' ===

=== '''You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games.''' ===

=== '''What's that?''' ===

=== '''Italian Vogue.''' ===

=== '''Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.''' ===

=== '''A lot of ads.''' ===

=== '''Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?''' ===

=== '''Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!''' ===

=== '''I love the smell of flowers.''' ===

=== '''How do you like the smell of flames?!''' ===

=== '''Not as much.''' ===

=== '''Water bug! Not taking sides!''' ===

=== '''Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!''' ===

=== '''This is pathetic!''' ===

=== '''I've got issues!''' ===

=== '''Well, well, well, a royal flush!''' ===

=== '''You're bluffing.''' ===

=== '''Am I?''' ===

=== '''Surf's up, dude!''' ===

=== '''Poo water!''' ===

=== '''That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!''' ===

=== '''Kenneth! What are you doing?!''' ===

=== '''You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!''' ===

=== '''We need to talk! He's just a little bee!''' ===

=== '''And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!''' ===

=== '''Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?''' ===

=== '''No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!''' ===

=== '''Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...''' ===

=== '''My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!''' ===

=== '''Goodbye, Ken.''' ===

=== '''And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!''' ===

=== '''I'm sorry about all that.''' ===

=== '''I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!''' ===

=== '''I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.''' ===

=== '''Oh, well.''' ===

=== '''Are you OK for the trial?''' ===

=== '''I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.''' ===

=== '''We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.''' ===

=== '''Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...''' ===

=== '''Yeah.''' ===

=== '''Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.''' ===

=== '''Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.''' ===

=== '''You got the tweezers?''' ===

=== '''Are you allergic?''' ===

=== '''Only to losing, son. Only to losing.''' ===

=== '''Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.''' ===

=== '''What exactly is your relationship to that woman?''' ===

=== '''We're friends.''' ===

=== '''Good friends?''' ===

=== '''Yes.''' ===

=== '''How good? Do you live together?''' ===

=== '''Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug?''' ===

=== '''I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?''' ===

=== '''Yeah, but...''' ===

=== '''So those aren't your real parents!''' ===

=== '''Oh, Barry...''' ===

=== '''Yes, they are!''' ===

=== '''Hold me back!''' ===

=== '''You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?''' ===

=== '''He's denouncing bees!''' ===

=== '''Don't y'all date your cousins?''' ===

=== '''Objection!''' ===

=== '''I'm going to pincushion this guy!''' ===

=== '''Adam, don't! It's what he wants!''' ===

=== '''Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!''' ===

=== '''Order! Order!''' ===

=== '''The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!''' ===

=== '''Adam, stay with me.''' ===

=== '''I can't feel my legs.''' ===

=== '''What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?''' ===

=== '''I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!''' ===

=== '''The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.''' ===

=== '''Hey, buddy.''' ===

=== '''Hey.''' ===

=== '''Is there much pain?''' ===

=== '''Yeah.''' ===

=== '''I... I blew the whole case, didn't I?''' ===

=== '''It doesn't matter. What matters is''' ===

=== '''you're alive. You could have died.''' ===

=== '''I'd be better off dead. Look at me.''' ===

=== '''They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it.''' ===

=== '''What was it like to sting someone?''' ===

=== '''I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!''' ===

=== '''All right.''' ===

=== '''You think it was all a trap?''' ===

=== '''Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.''' ===

=== '''What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.''' ===

=== '''What will the humans do to us if they win?''' ===

=== '''I don't know.''' ===

=== '''I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.''' ===

=== '''Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!''' ===

=== '''Oh, my.''' ===

=== '''Could you get a nurse to close that window?''' ===

=== '''Why?''' ===

=== '''The smoke.''' ===

=== '''Bees don't smoke.''' ===

=== '''Right. Bees don't smoke.''' ===

=== '''Bees don't smoke!''' ===

=== '''But some bees are smoking.''' ===

=== '''That's it! That's our case!''' ===

=== '''It is? It's not over?''' ===

=== '''Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.''' ===

=== '''Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.''' ===

=== '''And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.''' ===

=== '''Mr. Flayman.''' ===

=== '''Yes? Yes, Your Honor!''' ===

=== '''Where is the rest of your team?''' ===

=== '''Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.''' ===

=== '''I actually heard a funny story about...''' ===

=== '''Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?''' ===

=== '''They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.''' ===

=== '''I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!''' ===

=== '''Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.''' ===

=== '''But you can't! We have a terrific case.''' ===

=== '''Where is your proof?''' ===

=== '''Where is the evidence?''' ===

=== '''Show me the smoking gun!''' ===

=== '''Hold it, Your Honor!''' ===

=== '''You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.''' ===

=== '''What is that?''' ===

=== '''It's a bee smoker!''' ===

=== '''What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.''' ===

=== '''Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?''' ===

=== '''Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?''' ===

=== '''What are we gonna do?''' ===

=== '''He's playing the species card.''' ===

=== '''Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!''' ===

=== '''Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!''' ===

=== '''The court finds in favor of the bees!''' ===

=== '''Vanessa, we won!''' ===

=== '''I knew you could do it! High-five!''' ===

=== '''Sorry.''' ===

=== '''I'm OK! You know what this means?''' ===

=== '''All the honey will finally belong to the bees.''' ===

=== '''Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.''' ===

=== '''This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.''' ===

=== '''You'll regret this.''' ===

=== '''Barry, how much honey is out there?''' ===

=== '''All right. One at a time.''' ===

=== '''Barry, who are you wearing?''' ===

=== '''My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.''' ===

=== '''What if Montgomery's right?''' ===

=== '''What do you mean?''' ===

=== '''We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.''' ===

=== '''Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?''' ===

=== '''First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.''' ===

=== '''Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.''' ===

=== '''We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.''' ===

=== '''We're all aware of what they do in the woods.''' ===

=== '''Wait for my signal. Take him out.''' ===

=== '''He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.''' ===

=== '''And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...''' ===

=== '''But it's just a prance-about stage name!''' ===

=== '''...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.''' ===

=== '''Can't breathe.''' ===

=== '''Bring it in, boys!''' ===

=== '''Hold it right there! Good.''' ===

=== '''Tap it.''' ===

=== '''Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!''' ===

=== '''I think we need to shut down!''' ===

=== '''Shut down? We've never shut down.''' ===

=== '''Shut down honey production!''' ===

=== '''Stop making honey!''' ===

=== '''Turn your key, sir!''' ===

=== '''What do we do now?''' ===

=== '''Cannonball!''' ===

=== '''We're shutting honey production!''' ===

=== '''Mission abort.''' ===

=== '''Aborting pollination and nectar detail.''' ===

=== '''Returning to base.''' ===

=== '''Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.''' ===

=== '''Oh, yeah?''' ===

=== '''What's going on? Where is everybody?''' ===

=== '''Are they out celebrating?''' ===

=== '''They're home.''' ===

=== '''They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.''' ===

=== '''I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.''' ===

=== '''At least we got our honey back.''' ===

=== '''Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?''' ===

=== '''It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.''' ===

=== '''This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...''' ===

=== '''Now I can't.''' ===

=== '''I don't understand why they're not happy.''' ===

=== '''I thought their lives would be better!''' ===

=== '''They're doing nothing. It's amazing.''' ===

=== '''Honey really changes people.''' ===

=== '''You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?''' ===

=== '''What did you want to show me?''' ===

=== '''This.''' ===

=== '''What happened here?''' ===

=== '''That is not the half of it.''' ===

=== '''Oh, no. Oh, my.''' ===

=== '''They're all wilting.''' ===

=== '''Doesn't look very good, does it?''' ===

=== '''No.''' ===

=== '''And whose fault do you think that is?''' ===

=== '''You know, I'm gonna guess bees.''' ===

=== '''Bees?''' ===

=== '''Specifically, me.''' ===

=== '''I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.''' ===

=== '''It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.''' ===

=== '''That's our whole SAT test right there.''' ===

=== '''Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.''' ===

=== '''And then, of course...''' ===

=== '''The human species?''' ===

=== '''So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?''' ===

=== '''I know this is also partly my fault.''' ===

=== '''How about a suicide pact?''' ===

=== '''How do we do it?''' ===

=== '''I'll sting you, you step on me.''' ===

=== '''That just kills you twice.''' ===

=== '''Right, right.''' ===

=== '''Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.''' ===

=== '''I had to open my mouth and talk.''' ===

=== '''Vanessa?''' ===

=== '''Vanessa? Why are you leaving?''' ===

=== '''Where are you going?''' ===

=== '''To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.''' ===

=== '''They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.''' ===

=== '''It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.''' ===

=== '''Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.''' ===

=== '''I never meant it to turn out like this.''' ===

=== '''I know. Me neither.''' ===

=== '''Tournament of Roses.''' ===

=== '''Roses can't do sports.''' ===

=== '''Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?''' ===

=== '''Roses!''' ===

=== '''Vanessa!''' ===

=== '''Roses?!''' ===

=== '''Barry?''' ===

=== '''Roses are flowers!''' ===

=== '''Yes, they are.''' ===

=== '''Flowers, bees, pollen!''' ===

=== '''I know.''' ===

=== '''That's why this is the last parade.''' ===

=== '''Maybe not.''' ===

=== '''Could you ask him to slow down?''' ===

=== '''Could you slow down?''' ===

=== '''Barry!''' ===

=== '''OK, I made a huge mistake.''' ===

=== '''This is a total disaster, all my fault.''' ===

=== '''Yes, it kind of is.''' ===

=== '''I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.''' ===

=== '''Actually, it's completely closed down.''' ===

=== '''I thought maybe you were remodeling.''' ===

=== '''But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.''' ===

=== '''I don't want to hear it!''' ===

=== '''All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.''' ===

=== '''I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.''' ===

=== '''All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.''' ===

=== '''Bees.''' ===

=== '''Park.''' ===

=== '''Pollen!''' ===

=== '''Flowers.''' ===

=== '''Repollination!''' ===

=== '''Across the nation!''' ===

=== '''Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.''' ===

=== '''They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.''' ===

=== '''Security will be tight.''' ===

=== '''I have an idea.''' ===

=== '''Vanessa Bloome, FTD.''' ===

=== '''Official floral business. It's real.''' ===

=== '''Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.''' ===

=== '''Thank you. It was a gift.''' ===

=== '''Once inside, we just pick the right float.''' ===

=== '''How about The Princess and the Pea?''' ===

=== '''I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!''' ===

=== '''Yes, I got it.''' ===

=== '''Where should I sit?''' ===

=== '''What are you?''' ===

=== '''I believe I'm the pea.''' ===

=== '''The pea?''' ===

=== '''It goes under the mattresses.''' ===

=== '''Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.''' ===

=== '''I'm getting the marshal.''' ===

=== '''You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!''' ===

=== '''Let's see what this baby'll do.''' ===

=== '''Hey, what are you doing?!''' ===

=== '''Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.''' ===

=== '''Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.''' ===

=== '''Stop! Security.''' ===

=== '''You and your insect pack your float?''' ===

=== '''Yes.''' ===

=== '''Has it been in your possession the entire time?''' ===

=== '''Would you remove your shoes?''' ===

=== '''Remove your stinger.''' ===

=== '''It's part of me.''' ===

=== '''I know. Just having some fun.''' ===

=== '''Enjoy your flight.''' ===

=== '''Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.''' ===

=== '''Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!''' ===

=== '''I think this is gonna work.''' ===

=== '''It's got to work.''' ===

=== '''Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.''' ===

=== '''Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.''' ===

=== '''I gotta get up there and talk to them.''' ===

=== '''Be careful.''' ===

=== '''Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.''' ===

=== '''Captain, I'm in a real situation.''' ===

=== '''What'd you say, Hal?''' ===

=== '''Nothing.''' ===

=== '''Bee!''' ===

=== '''Don't freak out! My entire species...''' ===

=== '''What are you doing?''' ===

=== '''Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!''' ===

=== '''Who's an attorney?''' ===

=== '''Don't move.''' ===

=== '''Oh, Barry.''' ===

=== '''Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!''' ===

=== '''What happened here?''' ===

=== '''There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.''' ===

=== '''One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!''' ===

=== '''Is that another bee joke?''' ===

=== '''No!''' ===

=== '''No one's flying the plane!''' ===

=== '''This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?''' ===

=== '''This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.''' ===

=== '''Where's the pilot?''' ===

=== '''He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.''' ===

=== '''Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?''' ===

=== '''As a matter of fact, there is.''' ===

=== '''Who's that?''' ===

=== '''Barry Benson.''' ===

=== '''From the honey trial?! Oh, great.''' ===

=== '''Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.''' ===

=== '''It's got giant wings, huge engines.''' ===

=== '''I can't fly a plane.''' ===

=== '''Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?''' ===

=== '''Yes.''' ===

=== '''How hard could it be?''' ===

=== '''Wait, Barry!''' ===

=== '''We're headed into some lightning.''' ===

=== '''This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.''' ===

=== '''Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...''' ===

=== '''That's Barry!''' ===

=== '''...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.''' ===

=== '''Flowers?!''' ===

=== '''We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.''' ===

=== '''Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.''' ===

=== '''I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.''' ===

=== '''They've done enough damage.''' ===

=== '''But isn't he your only hope?''' ===

=== '''Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.''' ===

=== '''Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?''' ===

=== '''"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."''' ===

=== '''Get this on the air!''' ===

=== '''Got it.''' ===

=== '''Stand by.''' ===

=== '''We're going live.''' ===

=== '''The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.''' ===

=== '''But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.''' ===

=== '''More than we realized. To us, to everyone.''' ===

=== '''That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.''' ===

=== '''We get behind a fellow.''' ===

=== '''Black and yellow!''' ===

=== '''Hello!''' ===

=== '''Left, right, down, hover.''' ===

=== '''Hover?''' ===

=== '''Forget hover.''' ===

=== '''This isn't so hard.''' ===

=== '''Beep-beep! Beep-beep!''' ===

=== '''Barry, what happened?!''' ===

=== '''Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.''' ===

=== '''That may have been helping me.''' ===

=== '''And now we're not!''' ===

=== '''So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.''' ===

=== '''All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!''' ===

=== '''Move out!''' ===

=== '''Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!''' ===

=== '''Don't have to yell.''' ===

=== '''I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.''' ===

=== '''It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!''' ===

=== '''It's not a tone. I'm panicking!''' ===

=== '''I can't do this!''' ===

=== '''Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!''' ===

=== '''You snap out of it.''' ===

=== '''You snap out of it.''' ===

=== '''You snap out of it!''' ===

=== '''You snap out of it!''' ===

=== '''You snap out of it!''' ===

=== '''You snap out of it!''' ===

=== '''You snap out of it!''' ===

=== '''You snap out of it!''' ===

=== '''Hold it!''' ===

=== '''Why? Come on, it's my turn.''' ===

=== '''How is the plane flying?''' ===

=== '''I don't know.''' ===

=== '''Hello?''' ===

=== '''Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?''' ===

=== '''The Pollen Jocks!''' ===

=== '''They do get behind a fellow.''' ===

=== '''Black and yellow.''' ===

=== '''Hello.''' ===

=== '''All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.''' ===

=== '''Where? I can't see anything. Can you?''' ===

=== '''No, nothing. It's all cloudy.''' ===

=== '''Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee.''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee.''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee!''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee! Thinking bee!''' ===

=== '''Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.''' ===

=== '''What?''' ===

=== '''I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.''' ===

=== '''Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.''' ===

=== '''Bring the nose down.''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee!''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee! Thinking bee!''' ===

=== '''What in the world is on the tarmac?''' ===

=== '''Get some lights on that!''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee!''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee! Thinking bee!''' ===

=== '''Vanessa, aim for the flower.''' ===

=== '''OK.''' ===

=== '''Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?''' ===

=== '''Affirmative!''' ===

=== '''Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.''' ===

=== '''Land on that flower!''' ===

=== '''Ready? Full reverse!''' ===

=== '''Spin it around!''' ===

=== '''Not that flower! The other one!''' ===

=== '''Which one?''' ===

=== '''That flower.''' ===

=== '''I'm aiming at the flower!''' ===

=== '''That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.''' ===

=== '''I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!''' ===

=== '''Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.''' ===

=== '''Rotate around it.''' ===

=== '''This is insane, Barry!''' ===

=== '''This's the only way I know how to fly.''' ===

=== '''Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?''' ===

=== '''Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!''' ===

=== '''Just drop it. Be a part of it.''' ===

=== '''Aim for the center!''' ===

=== '''Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!''' ===

=== '''Come on, already.''' ===

=== '''Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!''' ===

=== '''Yes. No high-five!''' ===

=== '''Right.''' ===

=== '''Barry, it worked!''' ===

=== '''Did you see the giant flower?''' ===

=== '''What giant flower? Where? Of course''' ===

=== '''I saw the flower! That was genius!''' ===

=== '''Thank you.''' ===

=== '''But we're not done yet.''' ===

=== '''Listen, everyone!''' ===

=== '''This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.''' ===

=== '''That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.''' ===

=== '''If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?''' ===

=== '''Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?''' ===

=== '''We're bees!''' ===

=== '''Keychain!''' ===

=== '''Then follow me! Except Keychain.''' ===

=== '''Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.''' ===

=== '''Yeah!''' ===

=== '''I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.''' ===

=== '''Oh, yeah.''' ===

=== '''That's our Barry.''' ===

=== '''Mom! The bees are back!''' ===

=== '''If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!''' ===

=== '''Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?''' ===

=== '''Would you like some honey with that?''' ===

=== '''It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.''' ===

=== '''Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!''' ===

=== '''Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!''' ===

=== '''I had no idea.''' ===

=== '''Barry, I'm sorry.''' ===

=== '''Have you got a moment?''' ===

=== '''Would you excuse me?''' ===

=== '''My mosquito associate will help you.''' ===

=== '''Sorry I'm late.''' ===

=== '''He's a lawyer too?''' ===

=== '''I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.''' ===

=== '''Have a great afternoon!''' ===

=== '''Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.''' ===

=== '''No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.''' ===

=== '''You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?''' ===

=== '''All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.''' ===

=== '''Thank you, Barry!''' ===

=== '''That bee is living my life!''' ===

=== '''Let it go, Kenny.''' ===

=== '''When will this nightmare end?!''' ===

=== '''Let it all go.''' ===

=== '''Beautiful day to fly.''' ===

=== '''Sure is.''' ===

=== '''Between you and me,''' ===

=== '''I was dying to get out of that office.''' ===

=== '''You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.''' ===

=== '''Thinking bee!''' ===

=== '''Me?''' ===

=== '''Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.''' ===

=== '''I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?''' ===

=== '''I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!''' ===

=== '''All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.''' ===

=== '''I had virtually no rehearsal for that.''' ===

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DataGoo

2026-05-12T20:43:19Z

Teeth: limk

[[File:DataGoo Logo.svg|thumb|120x120px|After the [[Horse MiniDisc]] branding fiasco, Sony decided to go back to its MiniDisc roots with its logo for DataGoo.]]
'''DataGoo''' ('''[[Death Grips|DG]]''') is a discontinued data storage product developed by [[Sony]]. Created to replace the aging [[Horse MiniDisc]] standard, DataGoo offered an increased capacity of 10 minutes of audio playback per millilitre.

== History ==
The first generation of DataGoo containers featured a sharp needle which users would insert into a plastic membrane on the receptacle. This design lead to numerous injuries and hospitalisations, including one incident where a user mistakenly injected themself with DataGoo. We have no idea what happened to that guy.

Sony later introduced a needle-free alternative, with a soft plastic container and a reengineered receptacle featuring a funnel to squeeze the DataGoo into. This version was referred to in marketing materials as the "Coward's Edition''",'' and continues to hold an unfavourable reputation among DataGoo enthusiasts for not being awesome enough.

== Adoption ==
[[File:Datagoo-Wii.jpg|alt=The Wii's Liquid Channel prompting a user to inject DataGoo|thumb|The [[Nintendo#Nintendo_Wii_{{bracket|November_19th,_2006}}|Nintendo Wii]] was one of the first video game consoles to adopt the DataGoo format.]]
DataGoo immediately saw worldwide adoption, quickly usurping the [[CD|Compact Disc]], [[DVD]], MiniDisc, [[Horse MiniDisc]], writing things down on paper, and [[:File:Imagination.jpg|remembering]].

== Reception ==
Some critics thought it would be funny if they called it the Sony DataPoo. They soon met their fate.

== Safety Concerns ==
While Sony has always maintained that DataGoo is harmless when consumed, many have reported dire consequences. In one instance, a small child between the ages of four and twenty-seven consumed their copy of Wii Sports Resort, which was stored on DataGoo<ref>The News</ref>. While not immediately noticing any side effects, they soon reported to have gained the ability to perfectly simulate in their mind a game of boxing or perhaps flying around in a little plane. I shouldn't have to tell you why this is fucked up.

In 2089, Sony was caught dumping exorbitant amounts of DataGoo in the [[Specific]] [[Oceans|Ocean]], forming an environmental hazard, where everyone who tried to swim there immediately drowned a horrible death. For this, they faced a steep £10 fee and were forced to decrease their disposal rate by 6.5% by 2139.

== References ==
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[[Category:Fluids]]

Template:Bracket

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Category:Food

2026-05-12T20:34:16Z

Teeth: Created page with "The world is filled with '''food''', one for each of The Food Pyramind."

The world is filled with '''food''', [[one]] [[four|for]] each of The [[Food Pyramind]].

Yellowcake

2026-05-12T20:32:08Z

Teeth:

[[File:20,000,000,000 Calories.jpg|thumb|alt=Rethink Your Weekend (Approximate Values): Fried foods & beer: 1500 Calories. Yellow cake uranium: 20,000,000,000 calories]]

All [[:File:Jerma dumptruck.webp|cake]]s contain a calorie or two, but few cakes compare to the energy-density of the '''Yellowcake'''. This yummy treat pairs well with a [[milkshake]] but be warned! The [[particles]]

{| class="wikitable"
|+
[[File:Imagination.jpg|20px|frameless]]
Rethink Your WeekendApproximate values
|-
! Fried foods & [[beer]] !! [[Piss|Yellow]] cake uranium
|-
| 1500 Calories || 20,000,000,000 calories
|}

[[Category:Food]]

Severance Season 2, Episode 5: Trojan's Horse

2026-05-12T20:19:11Z

Teeth:

{{Hatnote|spoilers, dummy}}

Severance Season [[Sex 2|2]], Episode 5: Trojan's Horse, also known as The Sex Episode, is the episode of [[Severance]] where everyone has [[sex]].

== List of Sexs had ==
Mark has sex with Pam which is crazy cause he ''just'' had sex with Pam last episode. This time it's cool tho.

It is implied Dylan has sex with his wife.

Gay people almost have sex, but instead they are [[evil]]. This is accurate to the real world.

== List of Sexs not had ==
[[Milkshake|Seth Milchick]] [[File:Milkshake.png|20px|frameless|alt=Image of Seth Milchick|seth]]

== Trivia ==
* Despite [[kissing]], there is little to no [[Sticky|stickiness]] featured in the episode. [[True...|This is why this episode is regarded as one of the worst.]]
* The title, Trojan's Horse, is actually a reference to the Trojan brand of condoms. The reference is ironic, given no condoms were used in the making of this episode.
* Seriously, why would [[they]] have access to condoms, right? It's not like Mark just ''had'' condoms on him on that alaska trip or whatever. What, did he find them in the big cave of that one guy? That one whose dick melted off. Idk, that part was weird. [[The Satisfying Downfall of Weed Mario|Cool]] show tho.
* This is the first instance of sex.

[[Category:Sex]] [[Category:Film]]

Severance

2026-05-12T20:18:59Z

Teeth:

'''Severance''' is an [[Apple]] [[Telephone|T]]V Original Series about [[Work]]. It makes use of surrealist storytelling and contrived workplace situations to explore complex topics such as worker-alienation under [[capitalism]] and [[Goo|The Goo]].

== Premise ==
Severance takes place in a fictional society where a medical procedure allows people to voluntarily [[Half|split themselves]] into two headmates one of which only fronts at work and the other which only fronts outside of work. This is something that I (a dutiful employee with no headmates to speak of) would not know anything about.

== An Exhaustive List of Every Episode of the Severance ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Season 2
|-
! No. overall !! No. in season !! Title !! Directed by !! Written by !! Release date
|-
| 14 || [[Five|5]]|| "[[Severance Season 2, Episode 5: Trojan's Horse|Trojan's Horse]]" || John Severance || John Severance ||[[6]]
|-
| colspan="6" | This is the [[sex]] episode.
|}

== Cast of Characters ==
* Milk Lady
* [[Milkshake]]
* Markshake
* [[Bob Dylan|Dylan]]

[[Category:Film]]

Category:Film

2026-05-12T20:18:16Z

Teeth:

Count the movies, count them up!

# [[1]]
# 2
# 3, Movies!

Movies can be watched. You can use [[piracy]] to watch movies! If you don't want to watch them, maybe try [[Bee movie|reading them and acting them out in your head]] instead<ref>at that point you could just read a book. or better yet, read [[Pronounmail the wiki|this wiki]]</ref>.

Category:Film

2026-05-12T20:17:41Z

Teeth: movies is good

Count the movies, count them up!

# [[1]]
# 2
# 3, Movies!

Movies can be watched. You can use piracy to watch movies! If you don't want to watch them, maybe try [[Bee movie|reading them and acting them out in your head]] instead<ref>at that point you could just read a book. or better yet, read [[Pronounmail the wiki|this wiki]]</ref>.

The Avengers: Age of Ultron

2026-05-12T20:11:58Z

Teeth: linky

'''The Avengers''' ''''colon'''' '''Age of Ultron''' is universally regarded as a film.

== Criticisms ==
'''The Avengers''' ''''colon'''' '''Age of Ultron''' is a movie made by [[Walter White|Walter]] [[Evil|Disney]].

One time me and my friends watched it together and did a live commentary but we got bored and turned it off. I'm pretty sure I remember most of it though. I thught that the [[United States of America|russian]] characters were pretty cool, but not as cool as [[Capitalism|Iron Man]]. I like [[Capitalism|Iron Man]].

In this movie, there's a red man who is an [[evil]] [[computer|robot]]. [[Capitalism|Iron Man]] says he's going to be good [[true...|but he isn't]]. Then a big island floats into the sky. The blue man fights the red man. I thought it was boring.

I think this one has [[kissing|romance]], which is boring if true.

I wish theyu had used practical effects. Movies these days.

The russians were cool, because they were evil and then good, except for the boy russian who died. The girl russian doesn't like that the boy russian died (because they are siblings) but she joins the good guys anyway. Predictable. Downvote.

[[Capitalism|Iron Man]].

== Reception ==
[[Nothing|None]].

== Reviews ==
"There are better movies." - Rodger [[Egg|Eg]]burt

== Cool Parts ==

[[The Sun|sun]]'s getting real low big guy

[[Category:Film]]