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2026-05-16T23:07:07Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: /* testinggg */ Reply

== great work guys ==

{{Tick}}

== testinggg ==

hellooo [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 21:43, 16 May 2026 (BST)

:new face filters on instagram. great work team! [[User:Teeth|Teeth]] ([[User talk:Teeth|talk]]) 22:13, 16 May 2026 (BST)
:waga baba bobo [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 22:22, 16 May 2026 (BST)
::is this ofinally the replacement to discord we've been waiting for [[User:Jorb|Jorb]] ([[User talk:Jorb|talk]]) 22:58, 16 May 2026 (BST)
:::yeas [[User:Leah|Leah]] ([[User talk:Leah|talk]]) 23:36, 16 May 2026 (BST)
:::yayyyyy!!!! so '''cool''' [[User:SylvieSylvieSylvie|SylvieSylvieSylvie]] ([[User talk:SylvieSylvieSylvie|talk]]) 00:07, 17 May 2026 (BST)

Green

2026-05-16T22:59:45Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: Due to overwhelmingly popular demand, a certain green boy has been added to this page :D

'''Green''' is a colour.
[[file:Muschio Bryophyta in Val Vigezzo - Toceno VCO, Piedmont, Italy 2020-09-12.jpg|thumb|Typically, people would use "green" to describe [[Podcast|moss.]] ]]
== Things that are usually green ==
* [[Forest|Most leaves]]
* Grass
* Peas
* Unripe bananas
* Insides of an avocado
* Outsides of a watermelon
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Libya_under_Muammar_Gaddafi#Great_Socialist_People's_Libyan_Arab_Jamahiriya_(1977%E2%80%932011) Flag of Libya (1977–2011)]
* Snot
* Greens
* [[Grape|Grapes]] (the green kind, not the purpley red kind)

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== Things that are usually not green ==
* Water
* Outsides of an avocado
* Insides of a watermelon
* A [[The Beatles|blackbird]]
* [[The Sun|The sun]]
* [[Beer]]

== Things that are partially green ==
* [[Earth]]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Bangladesh Flag of Bangladesh]
* [[Shinzo Abe]], now that his remains are overgrown with moss and [[lichen]]. The rest of him is skeleton-colored.

== Things some people think are green while others think they are not green<ref>https://ismy.blue</ref> ==
* Teal

== Things that call themselves green (but they might not be) ==
* John and Hank Green<ref group=note>They're technically not "Things"</ref>

== Notes ==
{{reflist|group=note}}

== References ==
{{reflist}}

File:GreenBoyCircle.png

2026-05-16T22:54:37Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

circle now

File:GreenBoy.jpg

2026-05-16T22:49:52Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

look how green he is !!!!

Horse

2026-05-16T22:16:25Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: da linky ?

[[File:Horse png.png|thumb|alt=A beautiful horse with a luxurious dark mane. |He is running. Perhaps he runs from his sins? <sup>we may never know</sup>]]

Everyone can see what a {{Horsemoji}} '''horse''' is, but everyone can't feel what a horse is.

== Leading A Horse to Water ==
Horses need [[Oceans|a lot of water]]. You can lead a horse to water by taking advantage of [[public transit]] and a [[dowsing rod]].

== Making It Drink ==
cant

== Looking A Horse In The Mouth ==
The results of this vary significally depending on the horse's origin ([[File:Horsemoji.png|alt=A small transparent-background icon of a horse.|frameless|23x23px]]''horigin'').
=== {{Horsemoji}} Normal Horse ===
{{Quote|Horse... is [[Horse|this]]! The horses are all like this. The horse goes like this. So, [[the]] horse's like this, the normal horse is like this! THAT'S the normal horse!}}

=== {{Horsemoji}} Gift Horse ===
Woah there buckaroo! Let's reign it '''in'''. Looking into the mouth of a '''Gift Horse''' is nothing to sneeze at. That might be ''a bit'' above your [[work|pay]]-grade, kiddo.

=== [[Horsepower|Powerful]] Horse ===
my [[god|horse]] is an awesome horse

=== Download-A-Horse (You Would Not) ===
If you download a {{Horsemoji}} horse and the [[police]] aren't around to hear it, did it make a [[music|sound]]? No? Wron''g''. That horse made 30 minutes of stereo uncompressed 44.1kHz audio, now available on [[Horse MiniDisc]].

== My Little Horse® ==
This section will be expanded once the {{Horsemoji}} [[Piracy#DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT|Digital Millennium Copyright Act]] is [[violence|abolished]].

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Piracy

2026-05-16T22:14:18Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

So uhhh, basically. What you're gonna wanna do. Is look up anything ever, and then type "rutracker" afterwards. Mkay? Got That? Cool.

== Fitness & Girls ==
There are two common ways one can accidentally pirate media.

* Being a girl. (Very difficult to side-step. Sometimes you can do this with [[Transgender]].)
* Being fit. (Easier to side-step. Try to eat burgers regularly for a healthy legal lifestyle.)

== Being Not A Pussy Little Bitch ==
Piracy is among the great cool activities like [[Drugs]] and Skateboarding. If you wanna be cool like me, you've got to sail the Seven C's:

* Crawling Through A Digital Window
* Cool As Fuck
*7zip

== Shiver Me Timbres ==
[[File:FunEQ2.gif|thumb|Live Footage Of Music in [[FL Studio]]]]
Downloading a pirated copy of a DAW and some VST plugins is an excellent way to begin exploring electronic music.

== <span class="rough">DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT</span> ==

==== You Wouldn't Download A Car ====
But maybe... You would. Hey Vsauce, Michelle here.

Where are your cars.

8 Car Garage (pronounced <code>/ˈɡær.ɪdʒ/</code><code>)</code> and No Cars To Show [[Four]] It.

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Maybe be more considerate and download a Truck next time. Stop ruining my life<span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>1</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>1</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>1</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span></p>
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Piracy

2026-05-16T22:02:36Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: the wiggler

So uhhh, basically. What you're gonna wanna do. Is look up anything ever, and then type "rutracker" afterwards. Mkay? Got That? Cool.

== Fitness & Girls ==
There are two common ways one can accidentally pirate media.

* Being a girl. (Very difficult to side-step. Sometimes you can do this with [[Transgender]].)
* Being fit. (Easier to side-step. Try to eat burgers regularly for a healthy legal lifestyle.)

== Being Not A Pussy Little Bitch ==
Piracy is among the great cool activities like [[Drugs]] and Skateboarding. If you wanna be cool like me, you've got to sail the Seven C's:

* Crawling Through A Digital Window
* Cool As Fuck
*

== Shiver Me Timbres ==
[[File:FunEQ2.gif|thumb|Live Footage Of Music in [[FL Studio]]]]
Downloading a pirated copy of a DAW and some VST plugins is an excellent way to begin exploring electronic music.

== <span class="rough">DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT</span> ==

==== You Wouldn't Download A Car ====
But maybe... You would. Hey Vsauce, Michelle here.

Where are your cars.

8 Car Garage (pronounced <code>/ˈɡær.ɪdʒ/</code><code>)</code> and No Cars To Show [[Four]] It.

there is 55

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Maybe be more considerate and download a Truck next time. Stop ruining my life<span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>1</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>1</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>1</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span><span>!</span></p>
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Piracy

2026-05-16T19:50:11Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

Piracy

2026-05-16T19:48:09Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: start of piracy: the epic journey

File:FunEQ2.gif

2026-05-16T19:47:25Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

funny eq!!!

Electronic Arts

2026-05-11T13:17:06Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

[[Electronic Arts]] is the [https://www.ea.com/ TOTYS] of ever. They make a [[gaming|games]] and people like them sometimes but they do not really like [[Electronic Arts|Electronic Arts.]] [[Electronic Arts]] is pretty self-conscious about this but it has too much [[money]] to [[killing|die]] (unfortunately)

== skate. ==
stake. is a Board Game that released to limited acclaim from the [[board game]] community. It does not really compare to the heights of [[Visual Studio Code]], [[Balatro]], [[Fortnite|FortNight]] or [[Uno]]. Despite the multitude of tricks featured in the game, [[Chess|Castling]] is unfortunately not possible at this time.

== [[Need for Speed: Heat|Need for Sneed: Heat]] ==
pretty good car game with [[:Category:Cars|Cars]] and [[Crimes]]

== Apex Legends ==
[[David|Apex]] Legens (otherwise known as [[Overwatch 2]]), was a popular game featuring guns and knives and The Like. I have heard it is bad

it is also '''''<code><u><big><sup>86.62GB.</sup></big></u></code>'''''

== MySims (2007) ==
The only good game ever. Recently received the only disappointing remaster ever.

John Creeper

2026-05-11T13:10:23Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

[[File:John Creeper.png|thumb|in the flesh,]]
'''John Creeper''' is an [[applications|application]] developer from Yorkshire, [[Sweden]]. He is known to have eaten a [[pipe bomb]] or two.

[[Category:Guys That Are John]]

John John-Hypothesis

2026-05-11T13:10:03Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

'''John John-Hypothesis''' (1000-2000 Post-John Time) is the originator of the revolutionary [[John hypothesis]], which, via an accident which threatened the space-time continuum, is now universally true, thanks to timey-wimey nonsense that [[User:Thesamplemotion|I]] made up. She is the most profoundly correct scientist of all time, which is a contradictory statement if you think about it. However, I am, in fact, not thinking at all, so I reckon it's probably true.

== Early life ==
Despite being dead, she still considers herself in early life, so this section, in fact, covers her whole life.

John-Hypothesis was born on a quiet traffic island on the M6 on 36th New January 1000 Post-John Time. Her parents were Gwyneth and Michael John-Hypothesis. The name John was not unusual for girls at the time; however unfortunately for John-Hypothesis, that time was the mere minutes in which she was born. It had been unusual immediately prior, and would be immediately thereafter, until at least about 1016 PJT. Names are all made up anyway. You go queen.

She attended the Post-Johnathonian School of Sudden Appearance Due To Temporal Mishap from 1005 PJT until her graduation in 1022 PJT, with a Masters in Inventionary Studies. (Honestly, these universities and all their woke useless courses... why don't they only teach REAL subjects like Maths, Sciences, and Beating Your Head With A Rock That Doesn't Fit? I fucking love making kids suffer in their education and killing their artistic instincts. Fuck humanity. Proper Subjects Tee Em forever.)

At the age of 29, John-Hypothesis, after a long 4 years of battling the Black Death in unarmed combat, claimed to have struck upon the key to the entire structure of the universe: the aforementioned John hypothesis. She was criticised initially, as most people believed it was a ploy to advance her fellow Johns into high-ranking inventor positions, but none of these people had actually read her study, nor knew of the temporal trickery which would ensue. However, further research into the past and newer examples in the years after her discovery have proven it correct. It is thought that this hypothesis, due to its proliferation beyond the confines of normal temporal cause-and-effect relationships, may provide a route through which the workings of reality itself may be mathematically determined. Of course, following the election of noted felon, paedophile associate, and entire bag of scum Donald Trump as Top Bloke of the USA, progress in this field has slowed dramatically. His administration has cut funding for these initiatives, claiming that it's too "over-inclusive" and "political" to want to understand anything or anyone, let alone the entirety of Reality itself. In a press conference on the matter, the genocidal haemorrhoid on the arsehole of sentient life clarified their position, stating that "science is for nerds".

In the year 2000 PJT, equivalent to 1702 [[CD]], a crack formed in the Universe, thanks to the John hypothesis incident, which called John-Hypothesis towards it. "It felt warm, even simply to look at", she explained in an interview with NME, from beyond the bounds of the physical world. She is considered dead, however she remains in existence, her hypothesis woven into the fabric of space-time itself, as we all are, in some way. By now, her hypothesis has perhaps reached all corners of the known and indeed unknown Universe.

She now exists as the very processes which govern our universe. If there's anything in science that you think is inconsistent or weird or just downright unfair, that's her. She's just avin a laff innit.

John-Hypothesis now resides in Metaphysical California, with her polycule of trans-dimensional catgirls. Her work is ongoing, although it's impossible to understand what that work is or what it implies. We can only choose between living in fear of it, or in hope for it, and I for one choose hope.

[[Category:Guys That Are John]]

John hypothesis

2026-05-11T13:09:39Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

The '''John [[hypothesis]]''', conceived by [[John John-Hypothesis]] in 1701 [[CD]], [[United States of America|states]] that [[anyone]] who [[Explodes you with my mind|invents anything]] can have the first name 'John', followed by a surname describing what it is they invented. Initially, this was thought to be a plain act of nominal vanity. However, upon further study of our most illustrious institutions, such as [[John Words|Words]] and [[John Numbers|Numbers]], and [[Email]], scientists have concluded that she was, to use a technical term, "right on the [[money]]".

The hypothesis, unlike other hypotheses, cannot be invoked in the format '[surname] hypothesis', as both the name of the hypothesis and John John-Hypothesis's surname would become recursive and infinite, risking the fabric of the space-[[time]] continuum. This was outlawed in 1702, following an incident in which a researcher attempted to invoke the hypothesis in such an irresponsible manner, resulting in a near hyper-omnishambles-level event (the collapse of the space-time continuum), which was only prevented when, with some stellar quick thinking, they used [[duct tape]] to hold the continuum in place. The remaining chip in space-time is thought to be what enables the hypothesis to be proposed in the first place, its effects stretching back before its creation, altering space-time to fit it. It is also the hole out of which CEOs and world leaders crawled from the Dark Realm, which exists beyond our reality.

Some inventors, upon learning of the John hypothesis, call themselves other names to be different. Which is fair enough.

That the John hypothesis makes no sense, is easily solved by not thinking about it. Or, indeed, by stating the refrain: "[[quantum physics]]". Everything works in quantum physics. Well, everything both works and does not work. But I guess that's something.

== Notable exceptions ==

* [[John John-Hypothesis]]
* [[Jean d'Emaileux]]
* [[John the Email]]
* [[John Numbers]]
* [[John Words]]
* [[John Glasses]]
* [[Jane Lens Wipe for Glasses]]
* [[Spiders|John Spiders]]
* [[John Hypothesis]]
* [[John Nirvana]]
* [[John I]] (also known as John John)

John hypothesis

2026-05-11T13:08:48Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

John Words

2026-05-11T13:07:25Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

'''John Words''', sworn enemy of [[John Numbers]], is the inventor of [https://words.pronounmail.com words], Wordle, worms, [[work]], and [[bird]]s. Without him, all communication, and also [[Pronounmail the wiki|this wiki]], would be a bit more challenging. He is perhaps one of the most famous examples supporting [[John John-Hypothesis]]'s [[John hypothesis]].
{{quote|Don’t worry, John hypothesis! I will support you no matter what! I can’t wait to have dinner with you tonight!|John Words}}

== Notable work ==
Out of admiration for [[John Example]], Words started prefacing every example of an [[example]] with the phrase ‘for Example’, dedicating any example to Example. This immediately caught on, and was later abbreviated to ‘e.g.’ (‘Example [is] Gay (/pos)’).

[[Category:Guys That Are John]]

John Numbers

2026-05-11T13:07:05Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

Trinidadian [[curling]] player '''John Numbers''' died of an overconsumption of [[egg]]s. Now I know what you’re thinking. That’s probably because he was such a committed enjoyer of eggs. But no. He was actually force-fed them by an evil guy who had no idea he had a thing with eggs.

Moral of the story: maybe [[veganism]] isn’t so bad after all.

== Politics and views ==
Numbers was a famous opponent of the [[John hypothesis]].
{{quote|I HATE the John hypothesis!!!|John Numbers}}

[[Category:Guys That Are John]]

John the Email

2026-05-11T13:06:30Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

John the Email (7th May 1864 – 11th September 1901) was a [[England|British]] inventor. He made many contraptions throughout his time (which included a whisk that could download rice, the Sega Mega-CD, self-replicating church organs, The Ultra Hairy Super Scary Dairy Product Fairy, and The Final Pam); however, he is now most notable for stealing the concept of [[Email]], or ''Emaileux'' as it was known originally in French, from [[Jean d'Emaileux]], a fellow inventor from [[France]]. Nobody knows why, but historians speculate that John the Email may in fact have been what's known in the scientific community as a complete and utter [[User:Thesamplemotion|twat]].

What can we learn from John the Email? [[sex|Fuck]] all, probably. Apart from this: ''never trust British people.''

== Paper body and Death ==
[[File:John the email.jpg|alt=an image of the face of a young man peeking out from within an envelope.|thumb|john the email]]
John's life began peculiarly, as, at an early age, he began to grow a sheath of paper which surrounded his body, resembling an envelope. This, however, did not impede him much; he is known for fathering no more than 4,000 children with various women over the course of his 37 years. He died tragically in 1901 when, as he was closing the envelope containing a letter he was writing to d'Emaileux which apologised for his theft of the concept of Email and promising to give him the [[credit]] he deserved, he got a paper-cut, and bled out over the course of 3 weeks.

== Email Issues ==
In the [[Email feud]] John the Email stole [[Jean d'Emaileux|Jean d'Emaileux's]] invention of [[Email]], a telepathic communication standard. The invention was stolen in the [[Email Catastrophe of 1893]] when John gave d'Emaileux a cut with his paper body. He made several attempts to gain all credit, but had a change of heart after a freak boating accident. However, he failed to apologize to Jean d'Emaileux before he died.
[[Category:White People]]
[[Category:Email]]
[[Category:Guys That Are John]]

John Farmer

2026-05-11T13:05:55Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

[[file:Cool Guy.jpg|thumb|upright|x200px|I couldn't find a portrait of him in Wikimedia. No picture in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Farmer_(composer) his Wikipedia article] either.]]
'''John Farmer''' was an English composer. He wrote madrigal [[music]].

== ''Fair Phyllis I Saw Sitting All Alone'' ==
Farmer is known for his madrigal ''Fair Phyllis I Saw Sitting All Alone''.
=== Summary ===
Girl is feeding her sheep and then boy comes. Boy chases girl. And then boy finds girl. And then they [[sex|make out]]. Wheeee!!!

== Relations to John Lennon ==
Although both named John, Farmer is not related to Lennon from [[The Beatles]]. In a 1965 interview, Lennon said "I don't know who he is." In a 1600 interview, Farmer was not asked about Lennon as Lennon had not been born yet<ref>Wikipedia Contributors. (2020, January 1). Existence. Wikipedia; Wikimedia Foundation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existence</ref>.

== Controversies ==
Farmer was likely<sup>''[citation needed]''</sup> not a farmer despite what was literally his last name.

== References ==
{{reflist}}
[[Category:Music]]
[[Category:White People]]
[[Category:Guys That Are John]]

Category:People i forgot they’re name off

2026-05-11T13:05:17Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: these johns must be contained

john!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yippy

John Glasses

2026-05-11T13:04:29Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

[[File:Cool Guy.jpg|thumb|John Glasses]]
[[John Glasses]] is the inventor of [[glasses]]. He invented glasses in 1644, four years after Jane Lens Wipe for Glasses invented the [[lens wipe for glasses]].
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[[Category:White People]] [[Category:Guys That Are John]]

John Glasses

2026-05-11T13:03:24Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

Life

2026-05-11T02:17:38Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

Life is a confusing concept and I hate John Language for making it up.

== Formes ==
[[File:That's life (3140446824).jpg|alt=A cereal bowl of "Life Cereal"|thumb|yep thats a big bowl of life alright mhm yep okay yeah]]

=== Food-Forme ===
Life's food-forme is a "just-okay" cereal. Consider a cooler cereal, like [[FL Studio|Froot Loops]], or Wood Chips.

=== Shape-Forme ===
Circle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=== Game-Forme ===
There's a game about life and it's called "The Game of Life". "The Game Of Life" is an accurate simulacra of life itself because life is all about [[Fidget Spinner|spinning some plastic]] baybee

== Gifts It Gives ==
Sometimes Life will try and give you [[Lemon mixed with milk|A Lemons]]. Politely decline.

== Songs About It ==
Songs about life are always <span class="red">'''''violent'''''</span> songs made by <span class="red">'''''violent'''''</span> people for <span class="red">'''''violent'''''</span> people to listen to.
{{quote|♫ take a knife and drain your life ♫|[[Hyperpop|Bladee]]}}
{{quote|♫ sing a song about life ♫|[[Horse|<span class="red">'''''Violent'''''</span> Pony]]}}
{{quote|♫ Finally, I'm [[Ableton Live|Able to n Life]] ♫|[[User:WangleLine|WangleLine]]}}

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Life

2026-05-11T02:13:27Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: life is a vast experience with many Formes

Life is a confusing concept and I hate John Language for making it up.

== Formes ==

=== Food-Forme ===
Life's food-forme is a "just-okay" cereal. Consider a cooler cereal, like [[FL Studio|Froot Loops]], or Wood Chips.

=== Shape-Forme ===
Circle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=== Game-Forme ===
There's a game about life and it's called "The Game of Life". "The Game Of Life" is an accurate effigy of life itself because life is all about spinning some plastic baybee

== Gifts It Gives ==
Sometimes Life will try and give you A Lemons. Politely decline.

== Songs About It ==
Songs about life are always <span class="red">'''''violent'''''</span> songs made by <span class="red">'''''violent'''''</span> people for <span class="red">'''''violent'''''</span> people to listen to.
{{quote|♫ take a knife and drain your life ♫|[[Hyperpop|Bladee]]}}
{{quote|♫ sing a song about life ♫|[[Horse|<span class="red">'''''Violent'''''</span> Pony]]}}
{{quote|♫ Finally, I'm [[Ableton Live|Able to n Life]] ♫|[[User:WangleLine|WangleLine]]}}

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Life

2026-05-11T01:24:21Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

Finally, I'm [[Ableton Live|Able to n Life]]
{{stub}}

Green

2026-05-11T01:21:55Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

'''Green''' is a colour.
[[file:Muschio Bryophyta in Val Vigezzo - Toceno VCO, Piedmont, Italy 2020-09-12.jpg|thumb|Typically, people would use "green" to describe [[Podcast|moss.]] ]]
== Things that are usually green ==
* [[Forest|Most leaves]]
* Grass
* Peas
* Unripe bananas
* Insides of an avocado
* Outsides of a watermelon
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Libya_under_Muammar_Gaddafi#Great_Socialist_People's_Libyan_Arab_Jamahiriya_(1977%E2%80%932011) Flag of Libya (1977–2011)]
* Snot
* Greens
* [[Grape|Grapes]] (the green kind, not the purpley red kind)

== Things that are usually not green ==
* Water
* Outsides of an avocado
* Insides of a watermelon
* A [[The Beatles|blackbird]]
* [[The Sun|The sun]]
* [[Beer]]

== Things that are partially green ==
* [[Earth]]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Bangladesh Flag of Bangladesh]
* [[Shinzo Abe]], now that his remains are overgrown with moss and [[lichen]]. The rest of him is skeleton-colored.

== Things some people think are green while others think they are not green<ref>https://ismy.blue</ref> ==
* Teal

== Things that call themselves green (but they might not be) ==
* John and Hank Green<ref group=note>They're technically not "Things"</ref>

== Notes ==
{{reflist|group=note}}

== References ==
{{reflist}}

Milkshake

2026-05-11T01:15:46Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

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[[File:Milkshake.png|thumb|he/him]]
A '''milkshake''' (sometimes simply called a '''shakey''') is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending mil<span class="flipped-text">m</span>, ice crea<span class="flipped-text">c</span>, and [[List of Flavours|flavor]] (such as delicious [[:Category:Fruits|fruits]] yummy!!) into a thick, swe<span class="flipped-text">swe</span>, cold mi<span class="flipped-text">m</span>ture.
[[File:Milkshake process.png|thumb|Dog girl preparing a lovely milky shake, as exclaimed on Discord]]

== Process ==
While making a milkshake, you're allowed to emit various loud noises related to the shaking process, such as:

* "shaky shaky"
* "shakashakashaka"
* "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"

== Complications ==
The consumption of milkshakes tends to bring catastrophic effects to people. The cause is unstudied because there is no university study called Milkshake Studies<ref>I made it the [[Source|fuck]] up</ref>. But either way people [[death|die]] when they drink a milkshake<ref>I made it the [[Source|fuck]] up again</ref>.

== References ==
{{reflist}}

Forest

2026-05-11T00:58:20Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

Treece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

==Gump==
you [[Eye|starin]] at all this Gump in my GumpTrunk™? hands off the goods, [[They|homethey]]

==Songs About It==
<span class="greeny">[[The_Hymn_of_Forests_Green|John Lennon - The Hymn of Forests Green]]</span>
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Forest

2026-05-11T00:57:15Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

Treece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

==Gump==
you [[Eye|starin]] at all this Gump in my GumpTrunk™? hands off the goods, [[They|homethey]]

==Songs About It==
[[The_Hymn_of_Forests_Green|John Lennon - The Hymn of Forests Green]]
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Dowsing rod

2026-05-11T00:37:26Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

[[File:Henry Gross Dowser.png|100px|thumb|alt=A black and white image of Henry Gross Dowser utilizing a dowsing rod.|a '''Real Dowser''']]

{{Tombox|Set down your rod, you've found what you're looking for: the Dowsing rod page!}}
A '''Dowsing rod''' is a sort of pokin' bit what can be swung around to locate a variety of different fluids and perchance more!

== Rods Are Like Pokémon ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ There are all the types!!
|-
! Rod !! Fluid for locatin'
|-
| Dowsing Rod || Water
|-
| Bowsing Rod || Lava
|-
| Cowsing Rod || [[Milkshake|Milk]]
|-
| ''Brown'' Cowsing Rod || Chocolate Milk
|-
| swoeosing Rod || 1000 cereals<ref>it took me 9 yeareals to collect the cereals</ref>
|-
| Blaze Rod || Awkward Potion
|-
| Freeze Rod || Molten Ice
|-
| Ease Rod || Water Displacement Formula 40
|-
| Rodney || Peckham Spring Water
|-
| Cheese Rod || Spray Cheese<ref>non-newtonian but technically still a fluid</ref>
|-
| Big Rod || Big Fluid
|}

[[Category:Fluids]]

Egg

2026-05-11T00:15:32Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: a proper dozen

Egg

2026-05-10T06:13:09Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

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Egg

2026-05-10T06:12:48Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

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Veganism

2026-05-10T05:54:30Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: da linky ?

Veganism is a practice that has been around for ages man. It refers to not consuming [[Animal|animals]] or animal byproducts.{{Citation needed|date=July 2025}}

Some people like animals I think. Some animals used to think they were people, until they started ironically pretending to be animals on the internet. Eventually, these animals get on [[HRT]].{{Citation needed|date=July 2025}}

Generally, the animals being eaten aren't the ones who used to think they were humans, which is a good thing in my opinion.

Humans who eat animals also say they taste good

Egg

2026-05-10T02:31:23Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: fighting with this later i think

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File:NewEgg.png

2026-05-10T02:15:32Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: SylvieSylvieSylvie uploaded a new version of File:NewEgg.png

New Egg

File:NewEgg.png

2026-05-10T02:07:23Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

New Egg

File:Egg.png

2026-05-10T01:47:55Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

don't forget the egg!

Nintendo

2026-05-10T01:42:24Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: nintendo logo

[[File:Nintendo.png|150x150px]] is one of the Four Elements in a Capitalist society

== Console Timeline ==

=== Mario Console [May 9th, 1984] ===
Nintendo made a stunning debut on the World Stage with their trendsetting Mario Console. This was an arcade cabinet that could play the "Mario" game, and later Pac-Man stole their idea and became famous instead.

=== Nintendo Wii [November 19th, 2006] ===
Doug Bowser took a visit to a playground and rode a really fun swing. Naturally, while swinging, he let out a "Weeeeeeeeeee!" This event caused the Nintendo Wii to be born.

=== Nintendo Wii-U [November 18th, 2012] ===
There Is Nothing To Be Said About The Wii-U.

=== Nintendo ⚠️Weeoooweeooo⚠️ [June 1th, 2012-2] ===
Uh Oh
[[File:Nintendo games cube.jpg|alt=Pictured here is the "Nintendo Gamescube"|thumb|Pictured here is the "Nintendo Gamescube"]]

=== Nintendo Gamescube [March 3rd, 2017] ===
After the rocky release of the Wii-U, Nintendo faced pressure to release something special as their next big console. To stand out, they decided they would release two consoles at the same time to emulate their flagship series Digimon.

On March 3rd, 2017, the Nintendo Gamescube was released into the world. It was received well among the Nintendo audience, and it sold over 5 trillion billion zillion copies. It released with a really strong lineup of games. featuring Starcraft, Nintendogs, Red Dead Redemption 3, and Doom 1. A very special copy of the Nintendo Gamescube arrived featuring a Nintenbaby, and that little boy grew up to be [[Apple|Scott Wozniak]].

The Nintendo Switch also came out that day, and it only sold a single copy.

=== Nintendo Button [March 15th, 2020] ===
As a last-ditch-attempt to boost sales of the failing Nintendo Switch, Nintendo introduced the Nintendo Button. Crafted from one Nintendo Planks in a shapeless recipe, pressing the button immediately orders a new Nintendo Switch switch to be delivered to the user's home. Each purchase is charged to a convenient [[Klarma]] monthly payment plan.

=== February 27, 2026: Nintendo U ===
As a joint brand-deal with musician "underscores", Nintendo released the Nintendo U, the first gaming console that U can wear on Ur head, utilizing audio-based gaming. Reviews were mixed, citing the one-hour battery life as "unreasonable" and "not enough time to play an audio game." Later that year (May 9th), Nintendo released a Battery Expansion Pack, which boosted the battery life to a whopping ''two and a half.''

== Notable Figures in Nintendo History ==

==== Shigeru Miyamoto ====
The self-described "final boss" of Nintendo.

==== John Switch ====
John Switch was the only person who bothered to give the Nintendo Switch a shot on launch. You'd think it was because of his namesake, but it was actually because he misclicked when attempting to purchase the Nintendo Gamescube.

==== Doug Bowser ====
Supa Mario In Real Life

File:Nintendo.png

2026-05-10T01:40:16Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

it's the real and super normal nintendo logo

Nintendo

2026-05-10T01:29:14Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: founded Nintendo

Nintendo is one of the Four Elements in a Capitalist society.

== Console Timeline ==

=== Mario Console [May 9th, 1984] ===
Nintendo made a stunning debut on the World Stage with their trendsetting Mario Console. This was an arcade cabinet that could play the "Mario" game, and later Pac-Man stole their idea and became famous instead.

=== Nintendo Wii [November 19th, 2006] ===
Doug Bowser took a visit to a playground and rode a really fun swing. Naturally, while swinging, he let out a "Weeeeeeeeeee!" This event caused the Nintendo Wii to be born.

=== Nintendo Wii-U [November 18th, 2012] ===
There Is Nothing To Be Said About The Wii-U.

=== Nintendo ⚠️Weeoooweeooo⚠️ [June 1th, 2012-2] ===
Uh Oh
[[File:Nintendo games cube.jpg|alt=Pictured here is the "Nintendo Gamescube"|thumb|Pictured here is the "Nintendo Gamescube"]]

=== Nintendo Gamescube [March 3rd, 2017] ===
After the rocky release of the Wii-U, Nintendo faced pressure to release something special as their next big console. To stand out, they decided they would release two consoles at the same time to emulate their flagship series Digimon.

On March 3rd, 2017, the Nintendo Gamescube was released into the world. It was received well among the Nintendo audience, and it sold over 5 trillion billion zillion copies. It released with a really strong lineup of games. featuring Starcraft, Nintendogs, Red Dead Redemption 3, and Doom 1. A very special copy of the Nintendo Gamescube arrived featuring a Nintenbaby, and that little boy grew up to be [[Apple|Scott Wozniak]].

The Nintendo Switch also came out that day, and it only sold a single copy.

=== Nintendo Button [March 15th, 2020] ===
As a last-ditch-attempt to boost sales of the failing Nintendo Switch, Nintendo introduced the Nintendo Button. Crafted from one Nintendo Planks in a shapeless recipe, pressing the button immediately orders a new Nintendo Switch switch to be delivered to the user's home. Each purchase is charged to a convenient [[Klarma]] monthly payment plan.

=== February 27, 2026: Nintendo U ===
As a joint brand-deal with musician "underscores", Nintendo released the Nintendo U, the first gaming console that U can wear on Ur head, utilizing audio-based gaming. Reviews were mixed, citing the one-hour battery life as "unreasonable" and "not enough time to play an audio game." Later that year (May 9th), Nintendo released a Battery Expansion Pack, which boosted the battery life to a whopping ''two and a half.''

== Notable Figures in Nintendo History ==

==== Shigeru Miyamoto ====
The self-described "final boss" of Nintendo.

==== John Switch ====
John Switch was the only person who bothered to give the Nintendo Switch a shot on launch. You'd think it was because of his namesake, but it was actually because he misclicked when attempting to purchase the Nintendo Gamescube.

==== Doug Bowser ====
Supa Mario In Real Life

Chess

2026-05-02T04:52:07Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

''Sigh. A king like me must play a game with only pawns...''

Chess is the most [[violence|violent]] of the [[6]] videogames. It has gained incredible notoriety among the [[transgender]] community due to the mechanic whereby, following a [[The Odyssey|great and terrible journey]], the humble pawn transforms into a beautiful and luxurious [[horse]].

== History ==
Chess had a fraught initial release with beta versions of the software prematurely leaked by insider [[windows|developers]]. Despite the high-security of the development facility, a rogue developer was able to copy the game off of a workplace [[computer]] by burning it to a [[Horse MiniDisc|disc]].

== Special Moves ==

==== Castling ====
Castling is an expert chess move in which one scoops up all the pieces from the board and makes a little castle with them. It is the House of Cards' less structurally sound cousin.

==== En Passant ====
If an opposing pawn is too sassy, your pawn may sashay in such a fashion as to behead the opposition, & it learns its rightful place beneath your pawn's paw. (They [[Kissing|kiss]] afterwards.)

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Chess

2026-05-02T04:48:25Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie:

''Sigh. A king like me must play a game with only pawns...''

Chess is the most [[violence|violent]] of the [[6]] videogames. It has gained incredible notoriety among the [[transgender]] community due to the mechanic whereby, following a [[The Odyssey|great and terrible journey]], the humble pawn transforms into a beautiful and luxurious [[horse]].

== History ==
Chess had a fraught initial release with beta versions of the software prematurely leaked by insider [[windows|developers]]. Despite the high-security of the development facility, a rogue developer was able to copy the game off of a workplace [[computer]] by burning it to a [[Horse MiniDisc|disc]].

== Special Moves ==

==== Castling ====
Castling is an expert chess move in which one scoops up all the pieces from the board and makes a little castle with them. It is the House of Card's less structurally sound cousin.

==== En Passant ====
If an opposing pawn is too sassy, your pawn may sashay in such a fashion as to behead the opposition, & it learns its rightful place beneath your pawn's paw. (They [[Kissing|kiss]] afterwards.)

==== Backflip ====
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Chess

2026-05-02T04:22:28Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: added special moves

''Sigh. A king like me must play a game with only pawns...''

Chess is the most [[violence|violent]] of the [[6]] videogames. It has gained incredible notoriety among the [[transgender]] community due to the mechanic whereby, following a [[The Odyssey|great and terrible journey]], the humble pawn transforms into a beautiful and luxurious [[horse]].

== History ==
Chess had a fraught initial release with beta versions of the software prematurely leaked by insider [[windows|developers]]. Despite the high-security of the development facility, a rogue developer was able to copy the game off of a workplace [[computer]] by burning it to a [[Horse MiniDisc|disc]].

== Special Moves ==

==== Castling ====
Castling is an expert chess move in which one scoops up all the pieces from the board and makes a little castle with them. It is the House of Card's less structurally sound cousin.

==== En Passant ====
If an opposing pawn is too sassy, your pawn may sashay in such a fashion as to behead the opposition, & it learns its rightful place beneath your pawn's paw. (They [[Kissing|kiss]] afterwards.)

==== Backflip ====
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Sylveon

2026-04-27T01:28:07Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: letting people know about some lost history

[[File:Breakfast.webp|thumb|they are Kind of like this]]
Sylveon is a sort of [[Transgender]] gay pink [[Dog]]. It has [[four]] paws and big ears and lots of fashionable bows equipped with terrifying tendrils.

== History ==

==== The Start ====
Ever since dogs have existed, there was Sylveon, and it prowled the countryside like any other [[animal]] that exists.

==== January 1st, 1900: ====
The entity [[Nintendo]] discovered a hole in the fabric of reality and did some Existence Gerrymandering to make Sylveon a [[:File:6. the dollar.jpeg|Product]] instead of [[Animal]].

==== October 12, 2013: ====
[[Nintendo]] released Digimon M (and Digimon P), releasing Sylveon from the conceptual vault and into The Internet.

==== May 6th, 2030: ====
Sylveon gathers enough power via Fandom and jumps out of Shigeru Miyamoto's Home Computer and removes his larynx, repairing the broken cycle.

File:Breakfast.webp

2026-04-27T01:22:18Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: this hot pink bitch. was named breakfast

== Summary ==
this hot pink bitch. was named breakfast

Forest

2026-04-27T00:47:58Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: Gump

Treece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

==Gump==
you [[Eye|starin]] at all this Gump in my GumpTrunk™? hands off the goods, [[They|homethey]]
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Plato

2026-04-27T00:39:18Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: his closet

'''Plato''', also known in [[France|French]] as '''plateau''' invented plateau shoes and flat surfaces, despite being perhaps the most well known twink in history.

== His Closet ==
One of the occurrences Plateau was responsible for was the creation of the SCP "[https://platoscloset.com Plato's Closet]", which contained every clothes Ever in all timelines At Once. this was generally described by critics as "a big mess" and thus it was tossed into the ocean, which the Oceangate Submersible later attempted (and failed) to retrieve in 2023

== Influences ==
Delicious [[Wine]]

[https://shop.hasbro.com/en-us/play-doh HasBro]
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User:SylvieSylvieSylvie

2026-04-27T00:04:22Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: fixed my soundcloud link

[[File:Picture_of_me.png|alt=picture of the Pink Dawg|thumb|picture of the Pink Dawg]]
'''SylvieSylvieSylvie''' is three [[Sylveon|Sylveons]] in a fur coat.
== Creation ==

* making some [https://soundcloud.com/dogteeth808 tunes] [[FL Studio|#FLStudio]]
* cook a macaroni n [[cheesecake]]
* adding to her [https://mentholgrrl.neocities.org/ Webbed Site]
* using [[Paint Tool SAI]] for [[art]] (you can thank [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm9jiOZ1CMY TheOdd1sOut] for this blunder)

== Consumption ==

* Using [[computer]]
* bumping some [[Music|Tunes]], usually preceding a [[Dance|boogie]]
* Video James
* eating sooooo much burger like holy cannoli

== Controversies ==

* [[Frolicking]] in the tall grass
* Barking

Outside

2026-04-27T00:00:01Z

SylvieSylvieSylvie: genre classification

[[File:Grass by a road in evening haze 3.jpg|thumb]]
It's [[Hyperpop|botanica]] outside