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Mangrove

2026-03-29T17:39:22Z

Silky:

A Mangrove is a grove for [[It|men]]. They are very popular in the southeastern [[United States of America|United States]] and parts of [[Australia]].
== Dudegrove ==
A Dudegrove is like a mangrove but specifically for dudes. These ones are way cooler but way less common. You might find one in your [[Minecraft]] world.

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Mangrove

2026-03-29T17:32:28Z

Silky: Created page with "A Mangrove is a grove for men. They are very popular in the southeastern United States and parts of Australia. == Dudegrove == A Dudegrove is like a mangrove but specifically for dudes. These ones are way cooler but way less common. You might find one in your Minecraft world."

List of Platforms that pronounmail.com has Outlived

2026-03-22T23:54:06Z

Silky:

[[File:Pronounmail fucking dunking it.png|thumb|photo of pronounmail.com as it outlives]]
[[Pronounmail.com]] was [[The Compelling History of pronounmail.com|created]] on August the Somethingth of 2023. Because our servers have the mandate of heaven, we have outlived a large number of weaker platforms. We will inevitably meet the same fate at some point, but don't worry about that right now.

* [[Twitter]] (2006–2023)—Rebranded by [[elon|worlds most divorced man]]
* "[[X]]" (2023–2025 (speculative))—Closed after [[Dave Matthews Band incident|360 kg of human waste was dumped on its chairman,]] [[killing]] [[Dave Matthews Band incident|him instantly]].
* Instagram/Facebook/Threads etc. (2004–2025 (speculative))—Made rightwing by world's second most divorced man
* [[Cohost]] (2022–2024 (well, technically 2025))—Died as it lived, with too many drop shadows.
* Most series on Netflix
* Numerous [[Google]] products<ref>https://killedbygoogle.com</ref>
** Google Domains (2014–2023)
** Google Podcasts (2018–2024)
** Somehow not Blogger (yet)
* Countless Mastodon instances
* The Nintendo Network (2012–2024)
* Omegle (2009–2024)
* Henry Kissinger (1923–2023)
* Netflix DVD-by-mail service (2007-2023)
* [[Brian Thompson]] (1974–2024)
* [[David Lynch on pronounmail the wiki|David Lynch]] (1946–2025) ([[Death|rest in peace]])
* Humane AI Pin (2024–2025)
* Advanced [[Data]] Protection on [[Apple|iCloud]] if you live in [[Great Britain|the United Kingdom]] (2022–2025)
* Pope [[France]]sco (time immemorial–2025)
* Skype (2003–2025)
* Glitch.com (2017–2025)
* Pocket (2007–2025)
* South Western Railway (2017–2025)
* Being able to look at [[Sex|porn]] on Bluesky (2023–2025)
* Greater Anglia (2012–2025)
* Windows 10 (2015–2025)
* Highguard (2026–2026)
* [[Chuck Norris]] (1940-2026)
[[Category:Lists]] [[Category:pronounmail]]

Bridge

2026-03-22T23:44:28Z

Silky: it goes up and down now (like a bridge)

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<blockquote>
A '''bridge''' is like a connection between two points.

''— Fred Durst''
</blockquote>

Particles

2026-03-21T19:21:32Z

Silky: added particle appearances

'''Particles''' are graphical effects which are rendered during specific situations for players that meet the Minimum Graphics Requirements. Each particle effect has a corresponding unique ID which indicates to the engine which type of particles are to be rendered.

== Particle Types ==
{| class="wikitable"
|+ or at least all the ones that I'm aware of
|-
! ID !! Description !! Appearance (nearest emoji)
|-
| <code>FROLICLE</code> || 60% base chance to spawn during [[fun]] with an additional +5% added per fun-level. || 🎉 (or, occasionally, 😄)
|-
| <code>EVIL</code> || 40% chance to spawn when engaging in [[evil]] activity with additional +10% added per evilness-level. || 😈
|-
| <code>SNORE</code> || 30% chance to spawn during [[sleep]]. Described in the song ''report back'' by gabby start. || 💤
|-
| <code>EMAIL</code> || 100% chance to spawn when sending an [[email]] from the [[Pronounmail.com|Pronounmail]] email service. || 💌
|}

== Minimum Graphics Requirements ==
For particles to be rendered, the following minimum hardware requirements must be met:
* [[Computer]]
* Graphic
* [[Windows|Maybe even Window]]

Computer Louse

2026-03-18T14:33:52Z

Silky: this is a lousy article

"Computer louse" is an old term for a computer [[bug]], which has recently become more popular again.
== In early computer programming ==
Shortly after [[Computer|computers]] started to manifest around the world, people figured out that they needed to program them in order to get them to do stuff. Early computer programming was done with punch cards, and it was very easy to fuck up the punch cards and get the wrong output from the computer. People called this a "computer louse" because the operator had done a lousy job of punching the cards right.

The term was generalised to "bug" by [[Grace Hopper]] in 1947 after she found a moth in her computer causing a problem with it. Moths aren't lice, but they're still kinda bugs, so it was a better word. "Bug" became the popular term, and "louse" fell out of use.

== In modern computing ==
Because "computer louse" is an old term, it's becoming more popular to use by nostalgiapilled [[zoomers]]. They don't actually know what they're talking about though so they're using the word all wrong, ewwwwwww.

Nowadays, a computer louse is a louse that lives in a computer. Because nostalgiapilled zoomers don't know anything about how the world works, they don't realise that we had the word "bug" for this and it worked perfectly fine. Oh well.

Huge Laurie

2026-03-13T20:53:37Z

Silky: Created page with "Woah! Look how big it is! It's so big"

Woah! Look how big it is!
[[File:Huge Laurie.jpg|thumb|alt=A red Peterbilt 379 big rig lorry.|It's so big]]

File:Huge Laurie.jpg

2026-03-13T20:52:19Z

Silky:

Peterbilt 379 big rig lorry. Image by Luke Robinson on Flickr.

Dr. House

2026-03-13T20:48:31Z

Silky:

{{See also|Gay People}}
[[File:Mr Home.png|thumb]]
Dr. House is an ongoing long-running British science fiction television series, first broadcast between 1963 and 1989, then revived in [[2005]]. The plot revolves around the protagonist, House, who visits various different settings throughout time and space, asking anyone who'll listen if they've tried the medicine drug, then violates all conventions of medical ethics in whatever setting they find themself in. They are usually accompanied by a companion.

The reason that this show has been so long-running is that House can regenerate in order to avoid death when fatally injured. This allows new actors to take on the role, thus the show can live on. Confusingly, however, all of the actors cast as Dr. House so far have been [[Huge Laurie]].
[[Category:Old Man Yaoi]] [[Category:White People]]

User:Silky

2026-03-13T20:42:13Z

Silky: Created page with "im síoda. thats the irish word for silk! I'm named after Síoda, the former beloved dog of our former beloved President Michael D. Higgins. Despite this, I am not a puppygirl - I am just a girl."

im síoda. thats the irish word for silk!

I'm named after Síoda, the former beloved dog of our former beloved President Michael D. Higgins. Despite this, I am not a puppygirl - I am just a girl.

Bread Crunchiness Index

2026-03-13T20:32:44Z

Silky: Created page with "The Bread Crunchiness Index is a thing I made up just now for measuring how crunchy different types of bread can be. == Scale == The Bread Crunchiness Index lies on a scale of 1-10. It can go over that, but if something is crunchier than a 10 it isn't bread anymore. Toast has a Bread Crunchiness Index of 9.4, making it a very crunchy type of bread. Normal bread can have a crunchiness ranging anywhere from 3 to 7, depending on how fresh it is. Extremely stale bread..."

The Bread Crunchiness Index is a thing I made up just now for measuring how crunchy different types of bread can be.
== Scale ==
The Bread Crunchiness Index lies on a scale of 1-10. It can go over that, but if something is crunchier than a 10 it isn't bread anymore.

[[Toast]] has a Bread Crunchiness Index of 9.4, making it a very crunchy type of bread.

Normal bread can have a crunchiness ranging anywhere from 3 to 7, depending on how fresh it is. Extremely stale bread might have a crunchiness of 8.

The item with the lowest Bread Crunchiness Index is wet slop, coming in just below porridge with a rating of 0.2.

Toast

2026-03-13T20:28:05Z

Silky: Created page with "Toast is like if bread was crunchy. == Invention == Toast was invented in 1893 by James Toaster to sell more Toasters. It was a huge success and caught on all across the industrialised world and probably even the unindustrialised world too, even though they didn't have any Toasters over there yet. == Flavours of Toast == There are at least two flavours of Toast. They are: * Normal Toast * Spicy Toast == Crunchiness == The most distinctive feature of Toast is its crunchin..."

Toast is like if bread was crunchy.
== Invention ==
Toast was invented in 1893 by James Toaster to sell more Toasters. It was a huge success and caught on all across the industrialised world and probably even the unindustrialised world too, even though they didn't have any Toasters over there yet.
== Flavours of Toast ==
There are at least two flavours of Toast. They are:
* Normal Toast
* Spicy Toast
== Crunchiness ==
The most distinctive feature of Toast is its crunchiness. This delicious texture is exactly what James Toaster endeavoured to perfect when he invented the Toaster in 1893. Wait, no, he invented Toast in 1893. My bad.

Toast scores an average of 9.4 on the [[Bread Crunchiness Index]].